<Bazz> Every day you give me food, and yet I dont eat. I always stand on four legs. What am I? <Costilled> Calista Flockhart
<joeman> Rosa Parks is my idol. <joeman> I, too, refuse to get up out of my seat.
<Kyote> What the fuck would a British version of Fight Club be? Two really pale guys calling each other wankers and throwing teabags around?
<b1u3> good...admitting your stupidity is the first step to disguising it as charming immaturity.
<@Sprache> what do you guys know about the company that makes RealPlayer? <@KtuLi> I'd tell you, but the information is still buffering
<QuantumKat> Whitehouse Communications Director Dan Bartlett has admitted that 'applause lines' were written into the President's State of the Union Address of 2004. He went on to say some of the applause was genuine. <QuantumKat> everybody clap now <mash|dead> ... <mikedude> <applause sign lights up>
<Chibi-Trekkie> at school, some guy was like <Chibi-Trekkie> are you going to prom? <Chibi-Trekkie> and another guy was like PRON!? WHERE
<+Allahkat> Or say that you heard a rumour about some gays having the female reproductive organs taken out of their dyke friends, and insterted into their ass, so they CAN reproduce. <+Allahkat> Or something as stupid as that. <+Allahkat> See how many fall for it. <@asshat> thats genius <@asshat> imagine having a uterus in your ass <@asshat> you could totally poop a kid out <@bunnieWork> shit a kid. <@bunnieWork> a shitday instead of a birthday. <@asshat> then you have the right to call them little shits
<wasted> fuck <wasted> lol <wasted> apperantly transparancy can go 100% <wasted> invisible <wasted> i have a window somewhere. in my screen. <wasted> god knows where ; <sc0tt> LOL
<lude> Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat.
<TCbot> <TCbot> Q: Dictionary Definitions: Overly dramatic? <TCbot> <altariel> female
Geezer_The_Douche: I want a customised Nintendo Powerglove that shoots cancer at people.
<DarkOne> This nightvision effect simply looks as if someone replaced your monitor with a bowl of lime sherbert.
[hehohno] I really swear rev is a music columnist. [hehohno] You have that bitter, "radiohead is ok, if you like rehashed pink floyd tracks" feel about you.
<Ged> uh, my big brother has got some girl in his room.. they sound really nasty <Ged> and her name doesn't end in .jpg <G0rk> .avi then? <Ged> indeed, if I can just find my video-cam
<Nubbers> Is there any listing of the criteria for a bash quote, anyway? Or should I just make a joke combining masturbation, child pornography, racism, and dungeons and dragons... <Edible> If it has "bash.org" or "nigger" in it, it'll get in. Watch. <Edible> Hey, so nigger I nigger with nigger to nigger bash.org nigger bash.org bash.org nigger nigger nigger.
<Foobar> i had to deliver something to a business downtown that was next door to EMI Music Canada <Foobar> i was very tempted to walk in the front lobby, scream "I DOWNLOAD MP3S, BITCHES" and run out
<myr> grep me! oh grep me baby! <myr> run your shells! keep my daemons happy! <myr> you turn my kernel inside out! <myr> time to put on the red hat! <myr> is that a penguin i see sticking out of your pants hun? <myr> linux geeks having sex
[@cwatford] i really do need to write my childrens books [@cwatford] i plan on scaring children shitless about common programming errors [@Entrope] "jane thought overrunning buffers was great fun until the exploit monster bit off her head!"
(Omorpheus) I think rappers are the noobs of the music world "OMGZ YO I R GANGSTER"
<Kormiic> I think you should reverse one of the letters in your band logo, then you can have an official thumb in the nu-metal market.
<Gerard> Damn bitch fuck damn. <Tom> PG-13 Gerard <Gerard> Dang gosh golly dang
[+Makura] did you hear about the Chinese couple that had [+Makura] > a retarded baby? [+Makura] They named him Sum Ting Wong SeeDee shakes his head [+TomHung] so a guy walks into a bar with a monkey [+TomHung] i forget the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore
<+______Ric> I wonder what would cause a sixteen year old girl to think she could run me. <+dami> a vagina
<warezfrea> can any1 tell me where I can download GTA Vice city? <@Conz> buy it, rip it, put up your own ftp, download it
* krazy (~krazy@cD9088C66.sdsl.catch.no) Quit (Quit: A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.)
<VeryMuchS> I have been looking for some fucking old school Are You Afraid Of The Dark
<ravuya> LIBERAL SOCIALIST MOTHERFUCKER PENGUINS ARE GOING TO EAT MY CAPITALISM
<@amoeba> hey, what's the keyboard shortcut to discard the current buffer in emacs? <@thatguy> do you have 12 fingers
<Gin> Cocaine is white <Gin> Marijuana is green <Gin> So won't you please be <Gin> My drug lord queen <Gin> HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
<`Riku> The new Britney Spears music video is like a softcore porn video <`Riku> except the music ain't quite as good.
O100111001101111: IRC = comedy Gold Art of Tanz: did you discover bash? O100111001101111: negative O100111001101111: i discovered #Catholic
<Redbeard> I declared my undying love to someone. <Redbeard> I told her that my love is like the skeleton turtles in Mario.
<ArnRim83> An issue of Nintendo Power I have, (Issue 16) calls Pilotwings "Flight Club". Another tentative title I guess <anarchy99> YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FLIGHT CLUB
<epoch--> crap, getting my license renewed while baked was a bad idea <epoch--> every time they take my picture for it, i end up looking like a criminal.. this time i look like a stoned criminal
WALLOP shadow: $ my throat is killing me.. anyone got tips how to reduce the pain? WALLOP shadow: $ no, it's not caused by swallowing semen WALLOP shadow: $ I don't think swallowing semen would help either WALLOP shadow: $ I see.. so honey + lemon + warm milk/water would help WALLOP shadow: $ no, I'm not going to mix up any semen with that WALLOP shadow: $ I wonder what whiskey + warm milk would taste like WALLOP shadow: $ No, I don't think it would taste like semen WALLOP shadow: $ FINE! I'll try the semen, so shut up already!
<GiLtY2> oh god, this program is killing me * crumpiano fights off program * GiLtY2 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <crumpiano> i guess the program got him
* MaianAlien goes to reformat other PC. <Jerec> It's as if a million files suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
< madsen> Lol, just found this in the /.-comments to the win2k source leak. "Real men don't do backups, they just pack their files into windows_2000_source_code.zip and post them to their website.... with torrent links..."
<cheapo> haha, this screen appeared on my windows that said "time before shutdown: 60 seconds" <cheapo> so i turned the windows clock 2 years backwards and now it says "time before shutdown: 729 days" :D:D <cheapo> i just love windows :D
<JediDrunkenLlama> YES! <JediDrunkenLlama> YES YES YES! <JediDrunkenLlama> score one for the JDL. <JediDrunkenLlama> I just convinced a telemarketer that I'm female.
<Jackryan2000guy> You know you've played too much soul caliber when you get the sudden urge in the middle of a calculus test to stand up, wave your fist and yell, "Souls! Come to me!"
seamus: Monday is President's Day. seamus: What are YOU going to get YOUR president? seamus: I'm going to get mine a dictionary and a Clifford the Big Red Dog book.
< kate> wat r u doin ryt now < Patrick`> Trying not to hunt you down and beat you into a pulp with a dictionary.