<rosonowski> Hah! I love slashdot sometimes. <rosonowski> You know the old manta "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity?" <rosonowski> Someone replied to it "If you know of a better way to make more virgins, I'd like to hear it."
<Eticam> I work at a computershop <Eticam> And you don't wanna know how f***in' STUPID some customers are <Eticam> I get questions like: <Eticam> "What is better, a scanner or printer?" <Eticam> "I'm looking for a serious mouse" <Eticam> "My internet doesn't work" "What kind of connection do you have?" "Windows XP" <Eticam> "The mouse you sold me is incomplete" "Ma'am, it's meant to have no cable" <Eticam> I even had a customer who brought his pc for technical service <Eticam> "My dog humped the pc and had an orgasm in the power supply, and it short circuited" "how's the dog?" "Don't know, my wife took him to the vet" <Eticam> really, one day I'm gonna shoot myself in front of a customer....
Eros: I'm going to shave off all the hair on my body and go running down my street screaming about how aerodynamic I am.
<akcom> leeach, how'd you get so leet? <leeach> years and years of masturbation in pantyhose.
<moira> community name should be unique over all categories, sucks <happy> you can't delete communities <moira> sure you can <moira> ask hitler
<Marasmus> So I was listening to a comedian who was talking about the Queen of England being attractive when she was young. <Shae> Erm.. okay... <Marasmus> And that some guys would talk about her, you know, the lewd way guys do about celebrities. <Marasmus> And some of the guys would go further than that... and I thought, it must be very strange... <Marasmus> masturbating to pocket change.
<chrisj> american kids are all "oh gee mom I didn't mean to take a tip of dads bud light while he wasn't looking. i'll never get drunk again, I swear" <chrisj> and australian kids are all <chrisj> "AHH CHEERS CUNTS, GIVE US A SQUIRT FROM YOUR GOON BAG, DAD... AHHH CHEERS CUNT"
<djlaptop> could God write a program that's so intensive that his cpu couldn't run it?
<xtal> Uh <xtal> uh <xtal> uh <xtal> uh? <Mazca> stop masturbating quizzically.
<bobby> I like you, Krayzie. You represent everything stereotypical and depthless about today's gay youth. <KrayzieWolF> well im acually bi
<JtotheB> it's a fact that you have to deal with sooner or later <JtotheB> the latent homosexuality involved with masturbating
<JtotheB> and i think i need to start wearing pants when i climb that tree in your yard <Shiv_DFA> you found the boobytraps, did you? <JtotheB> i got a shuriken in my scrotum <JtotheB> you tell me
* Patrick listens to chopin and strokes his axe... one day, I'm going to get a girl, or most of one.
<[CNI]Smy> k now that i just relized that those were like $200 headphones <[CNI]Smy> i am gona go out and buy some glue <[CNI]Smy> and fix em <[CNI]Goose> get crazy glue, it can even glue your arm back on, U can use it for emergency surgery in the field.... <[CNI]Smy> no i cant <[CNI]Smy> cuz then i will have the urge to cut my dogs legs off and try to glue them back on.
<RedRaptor> I am the terror that flaps in the night <Fruit> ......XXXL womens underwear on a clothes line?
< enclaved> apple has apparently made up for its stupid miniipod < hangman> what'd it do? < enclaved> superbowl ads featuring people the riaa sued < enclaved> its pepsis ad for the free songs < enclaved> but, apple makes it posssible. < RageFury> enclaved: So it's gonna pan the camera around everyone in the stadium? < enclaved> heh < enclaved> they didn't sue that many people... < RageFury> WELL, Too bad that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers didn't get into the superbowl, or else they can pan the camera around the team and accuse them of being...pirates.
<RapidX> Hey, was wondering... when buying a fan.. how do you determine if the fan is a fan that blows in air or blows out?
<LordStan> Jed, why can't you have a fake man that has a magical motor that drives a series of gears and what-not to make a robot? <Jedisar> LordStan: Because he's busy starring in a new FF game. <LordStan> I would say something sarcastic to that, but chances are you're right.
<Amici|Kitty> 666 is the number of the beast ;P <momo8D> 6667 is the number of you losing whatever social life you might have had.
<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle? <sparks> My you're looking "acute" today <Fulgore> fuck you
[brs`IRC]: Amish girls are incredibly sexual. [brs`IRC]: You've never had a handjob until you've had one from a girl who [brs`IRC]: works a butter churn all day.
<torgofan720> I'm still planning on having a love child with LaggedyAnne by mailing her a vial of sperm frozen in a bag of freezer veggies <torgofan720> Gonna name the kid Greenbean
<Thund3r> I just thought of something ... since its year of the monkey does that mean GW Bush will get re-elected?
* HowardDean has joined #politics <HowardDean> yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<Novasol> heh, I was looking for an emulation site the other day.... and I was using AvantBrowser, which has a built in popup blocker... <Novasol> AvantBrowser makes a sound when it blocks a popup... <Novasol> I swear, I went to one site and it played the tune to funky town
* AquaJew2 is now known as AquaJew <Allvah> JewTwo? <AquaJew> Yea, like MewTwo, but Jewish <LordRed> Basically, jewtwo's main attack is he lies to your boss about finding a hair in his soup so you get fired and he gets a five dollar off coupon
<@ImmenseMalevolentCanisLupis> Linux is like a pair of boxers without the tag cut off. So free but so uncomfortable.
<Petersen> damnit <Petersen> i just stood on a 512meg dimm <Petersen> anyone wanna buy a pair of half length dimms? 256meg each
<Heem> [entropy], have you ever heard of WiFi? <[entropy]> I don't listen to techno
<@Mister_IQ> you ever watch Who's Line is it Anyway? <@Axiom> of course <@Mister_IQ> They have the contest where they have to make every single line a double entendre... <@Mister_IQ> If you know what I mean... <@Mister_IQ> I love that <@Axiom> sounds really hard.
<masterchain> go away crimson... <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> Actually I will <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> As soon as I finish configuring Windows. <masterchain> uncheck the "jewish" box <masterchain> and it'll work fine <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> lol <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> The thing is <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> What's doing the problem <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> Is the Hebrew settings <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> ...
<+Quantsini> when i say the word "ramen" what words come to mind? * Ikari has joined #STNJ <@[Polynomial]> instant <ph4tkid> ninja <+Zanshi> porn <Ikari> instant ninja porn?!?! WHERE???!?! <+Quantsini> ...
<rastakid> Which one shouldn't be there: rape - monopoly - incest ? <seal> Monopoly? <rastakid> Wrong! Rape, because it's not a family game.
<@j0nkatz> jwbozzy: I have an audi out port on my cd player in my car. <@j0nkatz> audio <nukle> heh. <nukle> fordian slip.
<Burn132> How do I make it so that I can hear you guys talk and not just see the captions???
<nomad> im getting supermassive black holes <nomad> woohooooooooooooo! <nutkase> i saw a porn with that title <nomad> yeah right <nutkase> but i think it might have been submissive black hoes
<IceToad> anyone listen to the state of the union? <IceToad> some of his statements confused me <Syntacs> IceToad: Don't worry, he felt the same way.
<dream|away> Harry Potter's hot. <dream|away> And every book he gets closer to legal age. Oooooh yeahhhh. <dream|away> ... <dream|away> Someone else say something.
<fr3ak-> atleast when you lose your virginity you will still have the box it came in
<Tiedyeguy> ok this DJ has a wierd sense of humor... "Campus police is sending out a warning about a prowler around the university... And now something on my personal playlist" *plays AC/DC - Night Prowler*
<BlastuR> i'm new to C++ (and C), and I want to learn C++. I've got Visual C++. It seems to me that a lot of stuff compiles even if you mix C and C++ code.. is there any way I can set the compiler in strict C++ mode, I don't want to learn C/C++ mix mode ;) <qDotWork> BlastuR: You need a segregating compiler <qDotWork> I think the KKK has one on their website. <qDotWork> Also, name your functions things like "NoCHere" and "CGoHome" and "CIsTheImpureRace", to let C know that you'll have none of it around. <qDotWork> I'm actually working some concentration camps for C right now. * qDotWork is now known as CppHitler <kewk> BlastuR, you can't compile only C++, as C and C++ overlap a lot. <CppHitler> NEIN <CppHitler> DAS C++ IST DIE ABSCHLIEßENDE LöSUNG <cynic_X_> HEIL