<RapidX> Hey, was wondering... when buying a fan.. how do you determine if the fan is a fan that blows in air or blows out?
<LordStan> Jed, why can't you have a fake man that has a magical motor that drives a series of gears and what-not to make a robot? <Jedisar> LordStan: Because he's busy starring in a new FF game. <LordStan> I would say something sarcastic to that, but chances are you're right.
<Amici|Kitty> 666 is the number of the beast ;P <momo8D> 6667 is the number of you losing whatever social life you might have had.
<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle? <sparks> My you're looking "acute" today <Fulgore> fuck you
[brs`IRC]: Amish girls are incredibly sexual. [brs`IRC]: You've never had a handjob until you've had one from a girl who [brs`IRC]: works a butter churn all day.
<torgofan720> I'm still planning on having a love child with LaggedyAnne by mailing her a vial of sperm frozen in a bag of freezer veggies <torgofan720> Gonna name the kid Greenbean
<Thund3r> I just thought of something ... since its year of the monkey does that mean GW Bush will get re-elected?
* HowardDean has joined #politics <HowardDean> yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<Novasol> heh, I was looking for an emulation site the other day.... and I was using AvantBrowser, which has a built in popup blocker... <Novasol> AvantBrowser makes a sound when it blocks a popup... <Novasol> I swear, I went to one site and it played the tune to funky town
* AquaJew2 is now known as AquaJew <Allvah> JewTwo? <AquaJew> Yea, like MewTwo, but Jewish <LordRed> Basically, jewtwo's main attack is he lies to your boss about finding a hair in his soup so you get fired and he gets a five dollar off coupon
<@ImmenseMalevolentCanisLupis> Linux is like a pair of boxers without the tag cut off. So free but so uncomfortable.
<Petersen> damnit <Petersen> i just stood on a 512meg dimm <Petersen> anyone wanna buy a pair of half length dimms? 256meg each
<Heem> [entropy], have you ever heard of WiFi? <[entropy]> I don't listen to techno
<@Mister_IQ> you ever watch Who's Line is it Anyway? <@Axiom> of course <@Mister_IQ> They have the contest where they have to make every single line a double entendre... <@Mister_IQ> If you know what I mean... <@Mister_IQ> I love that <@Axiom> sounds really hard.
<masterchain> go away crimson... <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> Actually I will <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> As soon as I finish configuring Windows. <masterchain> uncheck the "jewish" box <masterchain> and it'll work fine <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> lol <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> The thing is <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> What's doing the problem <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> Is the Hebrew settings <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> ...
<+Quantsini> when i say the word "ramen" what words come to mind? * Ikari has joined #STNJ <@[Polynomial]> instant <ph4tkid> ninja <+Zanshi> porn <Ikari> instant ninja porn?!?! WHERE???!?! <+Quantsini> ...
<rastakid> Which one shouldn't be there: rape - monopoly - incest ? <seal> Monopoly? <rastakid> Wrong! Rape, because it's not a family game.
<@j0nkatz> jwbozzy: I have an audi out port on my cd player in my car. <@j0nkatz> audio <nukle> heh. <nukle> fordian slip.
<Burn132> How do I make it so that I can hear you guys talk and not just see the captions???
<nomad> im getting supermassive black holes <nomad> woohooooooooooooo! <nutkase> i saw a porn with that title <nomad> yeah right <nutkase> but i think it might have been submissive black hoes
<IceToad> anyone listen to the state of the union? <IceToad> some of his statements confused me <Syntacs> IceToad: Don't worry, he felt the same way.
<dream|away> Harry Potter's hot. <dream|away> And every book he gets closer to legal age. Oooooh yeahhhh. <dream|away> ... <dream|away> Someone else say something.
<fr3ak-> atleast when you lose your virginity you will still have the box it came in
<Tiedyeguy> ok this DJ has a wierd sense of humor... "Campus police is sending out a warning about a prowler around the university... And now something on my personal playlist" *plays AC/DC - Night Prowler*
<BlastuR> i'm new to C++ (and C), and I want to learn C++. I've got Visual C++. It seems to me that a lot of stuff compiles even if you mix C and C++ code.. is there any way I can set the compiler in strict C++ mode, I don't want to learn C/C++ mix mode ;) <qDotWork> BlastuR: You need a segregating compiler <qDotWork> I think the KKK has one on their website. <qDotWork> Also, name your functions things like "NoCHere" and "CGoHome" and "CIsTheImpureRace", to let C know that you'll have none of it around. <qDotWork> I'm actually working some concentration camps for C right now. * qDotWork is now known as CppHitler <kewk> BlastuR, you can't compile only C++, as C and C++ overlap a lot. <CppHitler> NEIN <CppHitler> DAS C++ IST DIE ABSCHLIEßENDE LöSUNG <cynic_X_> HEIL
<Ded`work> "Roses are red, violets are blue, all of my base, are belong to you"...heh, cute <Ded`work> a geek valetine poem <Arcturus> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF <phillys> rofl
<SCarfAcE> Russia has sent in the army to bolster a week-long struggle to rescue 10 tons of beer trapped under Siberian ice, Itar-Tass news agency said Tuesday. A lorry carrying the beer sank when trying to cross the frozen Irtysh river, and a rescue team of six divers, 10 workers and a modified T-72 tank from the emergencies ministry have so far failed to save the load. <SCarfAcE> now that's a great allocation of resources! <Abstruse> scar: And all we had to get that baby out of the well were firefighters with Vasoline.
<Gizmog> I ever tell you guys about my trip to the beach? <Gizmog> Long story short: I scored. <Inferior_Minion> A touchdown???? <Gizmog> Kinda. :P <Gizmog> She took off her bikini <Gizmog> And I touched her on down. <Inferior_Minion> 2 hand touch or full contact <Inferior_Minion> ?? <Gizmog> Let me put it this way: <Gizmog> I sacked her <Gizmog> And pretty soon, she was behind the line of scrimmage <Inferior_Minion> Did she ask for her quarter back?
<Bunge> The Clinton administration created a $300 billion surplus, in a few years the Bush administration has turned that into a $400 billion deficit, mostly spent on "the war on terror" <Bunge> and they claim that is good financial management? <Bunge> they are a bunch of cnuts <Kormiic> At least now I'm not terrified... <Kormiic> Oh... wait...
<Pr|muS> (H|J|nX) BBS Warez? <Pr|muS> (H|J|nX) What do you have BBS related? <hydro> wtf is be back soon warez
<brenty|Away> I have to get my afro cut tommorow. Im sad.
<Spitty> brent is my personal hero
<Spitty> YOU HAVE AN AFRO YOU HOMO!?!?!
<Spitty> k, brent is not my hero anymore
<Icez> if he was a superhero, he would be afro ass basher
<Spitty> its now........Sivart
<brenty|Away> You just asked me for a kiss, why are you
calling me a homo?
<Spitty> .....um....LOOK OVER THERE!
<Icez> brent, he thinks if you kiss him he will be turn strait
<Siv{SoSeksi}> I have hair half way to my butt Spitty
<DragonD> didnt need to know that Siv...
<Spitty> yeah, but not a fro
<Siv{SoSeksi}> true
<brenty|Away> You will show respect to the fro.
<Siv{SoSeksi}> DragonD, you asked if I trimmed my pubic hair
in PM 5 mintues ago :S
<Spitty> is it really a fro? or just a gathering of hair?
<Icez> you a black guy brent??
<Icez> do you have soul?
<brenty|Away> African American dude,
<Spitty> oh yeha, yur black....today...
<Icez> I see, so, your from africa?
<brenty|Away> Detroit. Close enough.
<brenty|Away> Im waiting for my reperations so I can buy a
wife.
[@flu1d`]: i wanna fuck a deaf girl [@tomato]: thats kinda sick [@flu1d`]: so i can hear her go "woaoaaaaaarrrrrr" [@pitchblende]: hah [@flu1d`]: like a wookie [@tomato]: lol wtf
<+MrKite> ah, no more obvious sign of intense boredom than taking a bendy figure of Mickey Mouse and making it look like he's pointing at his crotch
<The_Spaniard> The only good part of American Idol is laughing at the auditions <The_Spaniard> Ha ha girl fliping out <The_Spaniard> girl lost 80 pounds and was told she sucked <[P]aradox> Spaniard, she does suck... only difference is, now she spits instead of swallowing.
<Demamas> <Jew> I WORSHIP THIS GOD, WHO SAYS THIS AND THIS AND THIS. <Christian> AND THERE WAS THIS OTHER CARPENTER GUY WHO DID SOME STUFF, HE'S FUCKING GREAT. DIE, JEW! <Muslim> I AGREE TOTALLY, NOW I WILL KILL YOU BOTH! <Renzian> THEN OPTIMUS PRIME SWEEPS IN WITH LAS0RBEAMS :D
<Yonjuuni> Goddamn charity telemarketers. <Yonjuuni> Bad enough that they're telemarketing in the first place, but when they have the nerve to try to fucking lay a guilt trip on you... <Gally> what was it for? <Yonjuuni> Sponsoring poor kids to go to a hockey game. <Gally> i'd rather give poor kids food. <BrianS> I'd rather turn poor kids into food. <Gally> A modest proposal.
<{LD}> roses are red
<{LD}> violets are blue
<{LD}> in soviet russia
<{LD}> poems write you
Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?" Primus521: lol Primus521: turns out he misheard him Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face Primus521: omfg Primus521: til the day i die Primus521: i will never forget it
<sangre> what operating system do you use? <sangre> which version of windows? <CHICAGO> IBM
<Grezshnaw> I didn't discover masturbation until I was around 12/13, and then it was by dressing a pillow up in my sisters clothers and humping it.
<Drav> where the hell can a well-intended, modest, christian fellow go to get a handjob around here? <ktrout> look no further than the end of your arm <CoverSlide> Drav: are you under 12? <CoverSlide> because you could become catholic
<@GM`> My god damn script is disobeying me. <@GM`> It's like I programmed a woman >:(