<[K]orangeboy> nah, i live in wales, which is like the dirty retarded cousin that lives chained in the basement of the uk
<@Infinik> Do you think the Matrix ever gets netsplits? <warpunk> Sure. <@Infinik> Quits: Trinity (smith.matrix.com jackson.matrix.com) <@Infinik> Quits: Morpheus (Quit: Observe the powers of the red pill, bitch) <@Infinik> Smith has been kicked by Neo (Cloner) (-M-a-t-r-i-x-) <warpunk> Heh. <Swanky-Tuna> Why would you take a pill from a bald black man in the middle of nowhere? <warpunk> Cuz I paid for 'em! <Swanky-Tuna> there was a flash about that <Swanky-Tuna> everybody started smiling as he was passing out <warpunk> All your matrix are belong to us. <Swanky-Tuna> and trinity was just a crossdresser <@Infinik> Haha <Infinik> "The Trinity?" "The Trinity who hacked the IRS d-base?" "That was a long time ago." "I thought you were a guy." "That was a long time ago too."
<ld>: my parents got really pissed at me for my grades <leet eskimo>: sux to be you <ld>: but i ownd their faces off <leet eskimo>: how <ld>: well "i cant belive you have a 50 in gym" "it's ok, i had subway for lunch"
<drakin> 6666666666666op'''''' <drakin> sorry, turn my back and a kitty sits on the keyboard.. <Stokesy> fuck you all you fucking fuckers <Stokesy> sorry, that was my parrot <drakin> isnt it spelt torrettes..
<I_D> what's this I hear about you and the arab army? <bugkiller> I_D: nha.. but the Israeli defense army didnt accept me to intellegence devision for some fucked up reason <[-Locky-]> get on one of your jockey camels <[-Locky-]> and haul ass over here <I_D> he can't locky <I_D> that's a military vehicle over there
<[RIT]Vyper> RIT women are like parking spaces. They're either taken or handicapped.
<Jim_McNeat> Is there like a way to put a compiler in "Just trust me on that one" mode?
<Yurijin> HOLY CRAP <Yurijin> i was playing a song <SoSul> hellos <Yurijin> and forgot i left some porn video in the play list <Yurijin> and all of a sudden <Drayth> ROFL <MonopolyMan> XD. <Yurijin> "AHHHH <music ends>" "OHH OHH OH <slobber> OHHH"
<DthPool> Im trying to milk myself <DthPool> its not working <DthPool> my nipples hurt <TranceDude88> say hello to bash.org
<Min1ster> I have been captured My Regime has fallen and my sons are dead. But I have some good news..... I just saved hundreds on my car insurance by switching to Geico
<@MrAnderson> Renegade0FX: And with the clicking, came the ticking, of the page that was no more <@MrAnderson> Renegade0FX: Quoth the server, 404
<cayde> It's getting harder to get a summer job these days <tam> cayde: maybe cos it is winter?
<riesto> So I discovered that half my students are failing because they just read bash.org every day in class. <tumnest> How'd you determine that? <riesto> One of them *accidentally* e-mailed me explaining how no one does anything in the class, dumbasses. <riesto> So if you're reading this, students, GET TO FUCKING WORK! MODULE 10!
* vryxnr does a happy dance again <vryxnr> :D <vryxnr> @--< <vryxnr> @-|-< <vryxnr> @-?-< <vryxnr> oops <Keioto> hahah <Keioto> you broke your arm
<codespace> who is the father of genetics? <codespace> mendel? <Swish> Dr. Genetalia <codespace> go team.
-([AfZ]Curse)- i just ripped the most putrid fart ever -([AfZ]Curse)- and my fucking dog looked at me and walked out of my room
<s2k|D_Holt> anyone have scented condoms? <s2k|Alchemeron> after using them, all condoms are scented
<burntash> try this shit on for a size, a telemarketer just called me and when i answered hello they told me "please hold on, all our staff are currently busy"
<LadyLazaruss> LOL my student just sent me an email with the subject line "hey baby" <Allahkat> HAHAHAHA <bunnie> whoa <LadyLazaruss> closely followed with an "oops... disregard that last email!!!" <Loser> hahahaha <Allahkat> LMFAO
<Adora> you know what I just realized boobs are really good for? <Enigma> holding stuff up? <Adora> they're PERFECT for cleaning fingerprints off cds <Adora> all soft and squishy <Enigma> really? who knew <Adora> no hard edges <Enigma> my next guess was going to be luring sexually deprived teenaged geeks into helping you with your computer problems
<Pascal> Aieee! On a company's resume submission form: What level of education do you possess? yes no * Pascal answers 'yes' <fEk> Who would answer 'no' to that? :) <Pascal> The person who designed this form?
<Snoody> I am wearing a sports bra. It makes my boobs look all flat and weird. <tanjo> as opposed to ?
<pakman> opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink <goatasaur> but they're fun to poke at
(Crazy) my shampoo is for blonde people :/ (topher) the instructions are in big letters ?
<Agent_Mono> vote for me to be op and you will go to heaven <ZestyO> lol <ZestyO> great campaign <ZestyO> you work for the bush administration? <Seraya> Sure sounds like it.
<Zeroflowne>what is the name of that oral sex move that can kill your partner? <sHaDoWkAiO>The oral sex "move"? You mean like punching her and yelling "HADOKEN!" while performing cunnilingus?
<Plank> there's a special halloween version of goatse! the image if modified so it looked like a halloween pumpkin! www.goatse.cx <Suave|Away> Bloody hell. <Suave|Away> And I clicked it, too.
<Rayt> I blame Jesus for everything <Shu> I BLAME IT ALL ON ALLAH. <Rayt> Allah is kewl in my book <Rayt> If you can convince people to blow themself up in your name, you've done well in life
<Kyre> ... <GreenFux> ...? <Kyre> I'm re-enacting Final Fantasy 8 <Kyre> err I mean ...
JustAnotherFetus: If I had a dollar for every time I had 60 cents, I would be Canada.
<xScoobyxDoo42ox> "My name is Saddam Hussein. I am the president of Iraq and I want to negotiate," he told the US troops in English, according to Major Bryan Reed, operations officer for the 1st Brigade, 4th Infantry Division. <xScoobyxDoo42ox> hahaha <xScoobyxDoo42ox> i used that on the cops last week
<brenty> Did you guys know there are boobs on the internet? <IAMUNNOTICED> yeah brenty> I just found out today. <En1gma> brent, there is a fundementual flaw in that <En1gma> you can't grope them! <En1gma> *shakes head* <En1gma> man.. <brenty> Like hell I can't! <brenty> I can print them and put them on a stuffed animal, idiot.
<Feranis> Is it bad... <Feranis> When this: <Feranis> )= <Feranis> Vividly reminds me of the planetary ion cannon they had on Hoth? <Gararion> what? <Gararion> ah lol <Zork> That's bad. It's a frowny-face, not an ion cannon <Zork> dork
<Toller> hey jaimer <jaimer> hey <Toller> i loves you sweet ass, baby <jaimer> excuse me? <Toller> we gonna get together an fuck tonight <Toller> right? <jaimer> You stupid shit <Toller> ? <Toller> What? <jaimer> This is toby johnson, right <Toller> you know it is, duh. <jaimer> I'm doing tech support on Jamie's computer <jaimer> I'm her father, you little shit <Toller> hah! <Toller> what's <Toller> your joking right/ <jaimer> I am. I know where you live. I'm coming over to your house now. Don't try to run, I'll find you. <Toller> Jamie, it's not funny <Toller> Jaime? <psmylie> You're screwed, dude. Her dad's psycho <Toller> fuck <Toller> Fuck! <psmylie> best run, boy *** Toller has quit IRC (Quit: ) <psmylie> You're an evil bitch, Jamie. <jaimer> lol <psmylie> brilliant... but evil <jaimer> he's an asshole anyways
<Czarina> I've always had a hard time picturing hamsters in the wild. I get this mental image of a horde of them devouring a cow or something.
<Emokid01> I am always tempted to mumble "zerg rush" under my breath when I see Koreans on campus.
<Robohunk> A friend of mine took an exam in his French class while on acid once. When friends asked him about it later, he said, "I think I did pretty well. I wrote this great story about a thunderstorm." <Robohunk> <Robohunk> The professor called him into his office soon afterwards and showed him the test. It was a piece of paper covered with the words "Noir noir noir, noir BLANC!!! noir noir noir noir noir, noir noir noir BLANC!!!" over and over.
<davidbrit2> MS should change the XBox slogan. <davidbrit2> "It's good to play together" doesn't quite cut it. <DevilWarrior> heh. <davidbrit2> I think "Misery loves company" captures the spirit of the XBox.
<Harl> micheal jkackson is being charged <Harl> FINNALY <Harl> its ironic tho <Harl> if he goes to jail <Harl> Its ironic, because he who sodomized children, will now be sodomized by big men <Rei> Lol <Zord`r`> well did he actually sodomize the children? <Zord`r`> and not just someone wanting alot of cash <Zord`r`> and frame some famous singer? <Harl> true <Harl> ive never heard of white ugly women sodmizing little boys
audiobob: dude audiobob: 4 real audiobob: shut up audiobob: noone wants to look or talk about your cock titikaka: audiobob my apache logs say otherwise
LordKasreyn: Don't think of them as obituaries; think of them as love classifieds for necrophiliac morticians!
Quaestor> how frequently does a question need to be asked to be considered a Frequently Asked Question? Archon11> 7 times in the US and 11 in Canada. The European Union is considering a common number of five, but Great Britain refuses to comply and insists on using its own number, six. China does not allow questions except in Hong Kong.