[@KiD_Zer0] i have to write about an incident in my life I can describe as a natural disaster [Sub-Zer0] your birth
<Sion> does sound see if it sounds well how is it positioned on the mp3 <Sion> haha <Sion> wtf did i just type
<Taz^> i seen your picutre <Taz^> your like what 14 or 15 <Kevin666> 14, and alot smarter then you, in meny ways
<Neo-Tokyo> wouldnt you say suicide is a permenant solution to a temporary problem? <`[6]> I'm a Buddhist, I'd say suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.
<Mooseka> IF GOD IS SO POWERFUL, WHY DID IT TAKE 7 DAYS TO CREATE THE EARTH. <Mooseka> AND IF IT DID TAKE 7 DAYS, HOW LONG HAS IT TAKEN TO CREATE THE UNIVERSE? <Mooseka> A PRETTY LONG TIME I'D THINK! <Cef> to god a day is like a thousand years and a thousand years is liek a day <Cef> thats in the bible <Mooseka> SO IT TOOK GOD 7000 YEARS TO MAKE THE EARTH? <Mooseka> HOW THE FUCK IS HE POWERFUL THEN <Mooseka> I COULD MAKE THE EARTH OUT OF LEGOS IN 7000 YEARS.
<@Tezza> ROFLOLWOALDFVGWKLDBNMKEB NEWNBCUNTBLINGLOJEVFFRILS <+Franschie> Wow, somebody else figure the acronym out <pdRichard> rolling on the floor laughing out loud with only a large dick fucking very grandly within kevin's large, drunken buttocks nearly missing kevin's eerie blood? <@cky> lmao <@cky> and the second part? <@Tezza> LOL <pdRichard> never eaten wank, never been cum under, never took blowjobs - lying. into neverland goes laura, over jeff's evil veranda! final fantasy really is loadsa shit. <@cky> lol <@Tezza> lmao <@Tezza> Magic
<+Woody```> I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
<Catatonia> I wonder.. how much the american soldiers who found Saddam will get paid :) <Andrea> catatonia, the guy who gave him up gets $25 million! <Catatonia> phwoar! <nibbler> its iraqi powerball
<General> i love it when people bitch in a bar about smoking, though <General> it's like "hey pal, i don't want to get lung cancer while i'm over here getting liver disease"
<rade> so have u got a tree up yet? <Selexion> like a file tree? <Selexion> ? <rade> a christmas tree..
<Skane|Insane> some idiot has the admin pass on his porn site as admin/admin <Realjones> link <Kraglar> LINK <Skywier> url <tran> link plz <tran> :P <Previa> link skane~ <ben-> HAHAHHA <Realjones> if you dont link you are banned
(@Big_Daddy) that reminds me, Beer i've lost 30 lbs :D (@nwar) thats like throwing a deck chair off the titanic :P
<Kosh> in LotR all the elves sailed to the "undying lands" to the west. Continental drift caused those lands to move further north and eventually they were left to spend eternity making toys for their new red-suited overlord
<sequence> Finally, in 1976, the Court held that discrimination against men was just as much a violation of the Constitution as discrimination against women. This decision involved an Oklahoma statute permitting women to buy beer at the age of 18 but denying men the same right until they reached the age of 21. <sequence> i wonder what the reasoning for that law was <Blaxthos> uh <Blaxthos> drunk girls put out
* Malik_Ishtar begins to get impotent <Malik_Ishtar> :O <Malik_Ishtar> impatient * Malik_Ishtar dies
<Buckweed> Tell me who do you think would be smarter, a surgeon or a programmer? <UltraNewt> surgeon of course <glix> programmer <glix> unless he's a programmer for microsoft, then...
<sjh> I'm bored, someone entertain me. * GeminiGirl hands sjh a pretty girl to play with <sjh> What's her name? <GeminiGIrl> candy <sjh> Candy is a sluts name. <GeminiGirl> um... natalie then <sjh> I only know one Natalie, and she's a stupid bitch <GeminiGirl> :/ my name is natalie <sjh> Yeah, I know. You're the only Natalie I know.
<Kunda> I wanna see a Jerry Springer episode where a Scientologist gets into a scrag with a Raelian when they can't agree which planet humans were sent to earth from
<Da5id> bwahahahahahaha! <Da5id> k <Da5id> check this stuff out <Da5id> the sign at the student eating facility that i work at says "babcock frozen yogurt" <Da5id> but 'babcock' is on one line, and 'frozen yogurt' is on the other <Da5id> and there's two switches for the sign <Da5id> now, one would THINK that one switch would be for "babcock" and the other for "frozen yogurt" <Da5id> but no <Da5id> one switch is for "bab/frozen" <Da5id> and the other is for "cock/yogurt" <%Freakazoid> lol <Da5id> we just closed, like, an hour ago <Da5id> guess what the sign was left saying? <Da5id> O:)
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* SLingmas sets mode: +b *!*@* <@SLingmas> it's ok <@SLingmas> I had subway for lunch
<bayoab> If i take the hard drive out, will it lose all the information? <Quixzlizx> not if you have a floppy drive!
<Alberto> Fucking women. <Mouse> You know what else I hate? <Alberto> Asians? <Reverend> Me? <Mouse> No, no. <Mouse> Think on a wider scale. <Alberto> Asians AND Rev? <Reverend> Two of me? <Mouse> The answer is everything. <Alberto> Ah. You walking cliche.
* Secuerity (GAROZEN@66.212.43.19) has joined #guns * Secuerity (GAROZEN@66.212.43.19) has left #guns <MrSk8r> wow a bad spellet <MrSk8r> peller <MrSk8r> speller <Marcus`> lol <MrSk8r> severs me right <MrSk8r> serves <MrSk8r> fuck
<@EFA|Kamikaze> Thou shalt hoist oneself upon thy ship of good sportsman, For thy days of "GG" and "NICE Shot" hath past, "GG" shalt be "BS" thy "Nice Shot" shalt be "AIMBOT!!1!1". - Teh Book of Noob Chapter 8:12
* God (lordalmighty@4061ecdd.yphigh01.heaven.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) has joined #ssboards * God was kicked by Satan (Satan) <Satan> No.
<calgar> haha that's true. i beleve it's like 30% sweedish users on dalnet <Cola-Kattn> yes, and the other 70% is playing counter-strike
<[GSF]Nitro> if that hot assistant had done a tumor check on my nads, it would have been an embarrassing experience for both of us <Quizical> heh <PunMeister> lol <The_Spaniard> excuse me sir can you do something about that erection <[GSF]Nitro> unless she found a tumor.. that would kill the mood pretty fast I bet <[GSF]Nitro> 8=============D <[GSF]Nitro> you have cancer <[GSF]Nitro> 8D
<SaBoTaGeR> A little boy walks into his parents room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him. <SaBoTaGeR> The son sees his Mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing? " The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." <SaBoTaGeR> "You're wasting your time." say's the boy. "Why is that? asked his Mom, puzzled? "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up"
<slayer4si> hey does anyone have a good version of Hackers? <slayer4si> or can get one? <zMonk> no, but I could mail a pointy stick you could use to poke one of your eyes out, if that helps
<Yoshio> OMG <Yoshio> MY FIREWALL <Yoshio> IS BLOCKING <Yoshio> PORN!! <`Bloodlust> lmao <Yoshio> ahh much better.. <Yoshio> although i am looking at tubgirl. <Yoshio> ewww. <Yoshio> that so cant be real
<Ironballs> State media have said the orgy at a five-star hotel in the coastal city of Zhuhai in Guangdong province in September involved about 400 Japanese tourists and 500 Chinese prostitutes. <Ironballs> talk about improving internation relations
<A_Witt> it's 1:45 am and I swear I just heard somone walking down the street playing a trumpet
tigeraid: another baby? tigeraid: jesus christ lady it's a vagina, not a clown car
<guider> i fucking hate my biology teacher <garfep> why? <guider> hes such an asshole, he treats me like his fucking personal assistant <guider> he has me file shit for him and like make his lesson plans and shit while he sits and flirts with the chicks in my class <guider> so i'm skipping his stupid class tomorrow <garfep> you should just leave and be like "suck my cock" <guider> i bet if i was a girl he would
<PotatoSan> Why in the hell is King Boo a heavyweight character in Double Dash? <PotatoSan> HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING GHOST!
khoveraki: anyway, Desert Storm is so blank to me khoveraki: I don't know much about it khoveraki: did we even finish that one? Screamer499: Nope. Screamer499: We stopped when we hit Baghdad khoveraki: figures khoveraki: any of our guys still there? Screamer499: It's the same country we're fighting now, man. Screamer499: so yeah. Screamer499: A LOT of our guys are there.
<Fina> After American Idol, they came out with The Sims : Superstar <Fina> After this Harry Potter crap got popular, they came out with Makin' Magic <Fina> lol What if next year we get a bunch of WW2 movies? <Fina> The Sims : Hailin' Hitler
Flint62704: Maybe someone should invent floating point D&D Flint62704: Roll a d[1,6] Flint62704: I got 4.4546347578554! Flint62704: Sorry, he still has 0.000002425 hp left Flint62704: You lose
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<aml_> i mean, if you decapitate someone with a sword, it's not fucking ceremonial <dabblerblue> unless you're the highlander!!
<+nH|BradGTS> canada is like a loft apartment above a really good party <@TnH|Chick> yeah it is brad, and they're always bitchin
<Rhesirus|Work> yah, i could see how using a code would activate some buggy code that would cause it to malfunction, i don't see any way it could physically damage the media <Tamutnefret> The special "read CD as if vinyl" code
<_TP_> "My name is Reginald P Linux and ever since my wife died Ive been VERY depressed" <SanityClause> He should recompile her kernel
<Kris> fuck! someone stole all my beer and drank it and left the empties all over my apartment! <Kris> either that or I now know why I have a headache and no real memory of anything after 21:00