*** YOU has joined #gamedev * YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY <Waxycat> teh <Waxycat> it says i recieved a fatal error <posit> Waxycat: oh that happens some times, you have to press alt+f4 to fix it <posit> *sometimes <Waxycat> that quits irc <Falnom> ALT+F4 quick! <Waxycat> why? * YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO RESTART MIRC <posit> you have a fatal error <Waxycat> otherwize? <posit> if you don't restart it may damage your system <Waxycat> it says i have 30 seconds *** Waxycat has quit IRC [] <posit> damn yeah <Palish> bahhahah. *** Waxycat has joined #gamedev * YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY <Waxycat> what happened? <Waxycat> again?!?! <Waxycat> it says it again! <posit> again? <Waxycat> what should i do?! <posit> maybe a config problem <Waxycat> what will happen if i don't quit? <posit> not sure exactly <posit> but I don't think it's good * YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO RESTART MIRC *** Waxycat has quit IRC []
<AL9000> my fatty little brother is pissed b/c I wrote "treadmill" on his Christmas list
<Freakdoom> you know <Freakdoom> i love all my friends <Freakdoom> your like a second family to me <Freakdoom> just say my entire family was killed somehow <Freakdoom> would you let me live with you? <Freakdoom> :D <Zy> of course <Freakdoom> yay :D * Freakdoom is away: killing family
<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <kylev> hahahahaha <kylev> some girl just came onto our floor <kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper" <kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about <kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism <`Neo> bahahahaha
<Tremolo> All right, you want a story eh? Welll fine <Tremolo> "One day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up for a fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to shoot the two dead boys. If you dont believe this lie is true, ask the blind man he saw it too,"
<Yajinden> I like this temperature-based designation system we have. <Yajinden> it's good to be hot, and it's good to be cool, but it's not good to be frigid, and it's not good to be flaming.
<gpi> -:- BitchX: Join to #brocku was synched in 0.153 secs!! <gpi> i love the double exclamation mark <gpi> as if that's shattering some world record <trigga> lol <gpi> HOLY SHIT YOU SYNCED FAST!!
< skel> I just patented an atmospheric bio-oxygen extraction device.. < skel> now I'll sue anyone breathing < skel> mwuhahahaha! < skel> i was just kidding guys < skel> you can let your breath out < skel> =P < skel> guys? < skel> OH DEAR GOD!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! < skel> BREATHE PEOPLE!!! BREATHE!!!
<NiM> I went to church with my friends <NiM> and they had all the alter boys being commissioned or whatever its called <NiM> and we pours salt and viagra in the wine <OttoDestruct> LOL <NiM> And like 4 of the alterboys spat out the wine <CF|Okra> hahahah <NiM> and the priest was like OMFG U SINNERS <NiM> thats the blood of christ! <NiM> And the ones that didn't spit it out where walking around in their fucking robs with boners <NiM> it was the funniest shit ever <NiM> We where kicked out <NiM> of the church
<mr_smith> fuck, i toasted my cablemodem yesterday... <asshat> heh, <asshat> how did you do that mr_smith <goatasaur> raise your glass and go "to my cablemodem!"
* Khross flies a 757 into andy * andy flies a 757 into Khross's 757. * aen blocks them both with twin towers. <andy> SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED
<KevM> quit the farcical shenanigans you duncical misrepresentation of a homo sapien <andycode> I find your misanthropic antics most ironic in their malevolent disposition. <andycode> Moreover, the mere implications of your pathetic facade is illigitimate in its duplicitious atrocity. <KevM> your virulent discourse is quite misguided in it's underhanded attempts to slight me <Khross> And you're fat.
<Ghoulem> I think Grand Theft Auto 3 gives a wrong impression of how the world really is. <Eclipse> Because of all the violence? <Ghoulem> No, Because of all the black people driving Ferraris.
*** Now talking in #christian -Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info <Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21 <Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV) *** SageRider sets mode: +b *! *@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au *** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear) <Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...
<froody> yeah but if you had a mac it would be like "Rip. Mix. Burn"(TM) <Rafterman> heh <Rafterman> if you had linux it'd be "rip, crash, download, tar, make, make install, curse, hack, make, rip, mix, crash, download, etc, etc..." <Rafterman> but it'd be free!
<VolteFace> heh, this SNL is like a mirror <VolteFace> they're making MJ child molestation jokes and how the president can't read <VolteFace> and it's from 1993
<+kyo> meixcans are quiet fancy in tehir names, are teh not? <@Squirrel> yeah <@Squirrel> their names make less sense than anyone else's <@Squirrel> it's like <@Squirrel> MIGUEL OF THE CROSS <+rutabaga> its compensation for their non fancyness in baithing <+rutabaga> and general hygine
<pr00f> Tendency's chatroom inaction <pr00f> is due to a pleasant distraction. <pr00f> she finds it quite grand <pr00f> to type with one hand, <pr00f> in search of her own satisfaction!
<Skizot> my boss is a moron <Skizot> he walked in an i had left mirc open <Skizot> he asked what it was... <Berry2K> bussiness relations? <Skizot> i told him a new support program by microsoft <Berry2K> :) <Berry2K> haha <Skizot> he says" do i need it" <RightField> lol <Skizot> i told him no... it's for really techincal people and n00bs <Berry2K> WTFLOL <Skizot> he asks what's a n00b <RightField> omg <Skizot> i told him that's what they call microsoft programmers
<ugly> haikus are so gay <ugly> they are just shitty poems <ugly> invented by japs
<eric> awright spam u can use <eric> "Like to see hot jizz spit all over an unsuspecting teen's face? These young teen girls love taking hot cum right in the face." <siva> "unsuspecting"? <eric> DAD CAN I GO TO THE MALL I NEED SOME NEW BARETTES AND % (#*&%!( HOLY GOD
<@SPo0n> this morning my mate said he likes the word "cock" because it "rolls off the tongue"
<@Gandalf> Recent scientific study found that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. <@Gandalf> For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. <@Gandalf> And if she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple and a cricket stump jammed up his arse
<cochese04> I find it incredibly amusing how my parents refer to transmission fluid as "tranny fluid".
<kiwi> once i skipped <Alby_Fox> she has no idea when she'll have a period <kiwi> my mom thought i was pregnant <Proffessor> that's gotta be some scary shit <kiwi> but at the time i'd never even kissed a guy =D <Proffessor> it was the next coming of jesus.... but, nooooooo, you had to play with the coathanger
<cagan> heh, my little sister bought vice city :) <spanky> such a cool game <cagan> i don't think my sister has any intention of completing it <cagan> she just likes driving around, and occasionally killing people <spanky> lol, dont we all? <cagan> she has cars in her garage ... and if they get damage, she carefully drives to a paint place, then keeps going in and out till its a colour she approves off <spanky> hehe
<Whilly-D> break a tranny in most cars and its a good 2k <gasgesgos> break a transvestite in most cars and it's a good 4 years
<Jaayy-EOC> Yeah.. I stole 5$ from Mike when I was at his house, but the funny thing is he doesn't know. <Derid-EOC> I do now, you dumbass. <Jaayy-EOC> Shit. When did you log on?
<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night <@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while <%The_Coolest> y? <+Enyo> why? <%The_Coolest> :o <@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too <@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'
<MercyBeat> For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips. <MercyBeat> 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" <MercyBeat> 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." <MercyBeat> 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. <MercyBeat> 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." <MercyBeat> 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. <MercyBeat> 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts <MercyBeat> 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." <MercyBeat> 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" <MercyBeat> 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians <MercyBeat> 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. <MercyBeat> 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. <MercyBeat> 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. <MercyBeat> 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" <MercyBeat> 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins <MercyBeat> 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" <MercyBeat> 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. <MercyBeat> 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" <MercyBeat> 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. <MercyBeat> 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long. <MercyBeat> 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
<+Macolio> I'm just waiting for the day Square will finally come out of the closet and just release an FF with hardcore gay sex between the effeminate leads.
<tuckt26> MD = farm land, DC = Gangs and concrete, VA = Wine, music, and the finer qualities of life <Calisa> And what would OH stand for? <aeonite> When you put KY in your VA you go OH.
<timovgod> Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? <timovgod> A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out. <enaz> did your insurance cover it timovgod? <timovgod> My car insurance covered it, I said I had I broken tail light.
<uber> O_O <uber> chill out aj <AJ2> uber: eat shit <AJ2> wait, you're asian...you might make a movie out of it :
Lckyduck322 : bitch, what the fuck do you want theonejanitor : how are you Lckyduck322 : i'm great and you
<King_Kane> So i open a can of pepsi max and i see on the side "Best Before: See base of can" so i turn the can around and i feel a cold chill running down my legs...
<n00dle> What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? <n00dle> Both involve 30-year-old meat in between two nine-year-old buns.
<Esper> And last I checked... IRC is multiplayer notepad... being naked really doesn't matter unless you're REALLY good with ASCII art.
<Ninja_Cow> I view anal sex like eating cake with your anus. <Ninja_Cow> It doesn't serve a purpose and it looks disgusting.
<crfh_> I just witnessed the weirdest threesome ever <Invictus> ? <TheBlackCupid> ... <ShadesFox> oh? <Strangeone> Larry, Moe and Curly? <Reltzik-CodingForDearLife> .... Ooo..... kay.... <crfh_> My cat, another cat, and a POSSUM
<Sarah> the first Matrix was damn nice for an action movie. for an action movie. <Odin> Corny as hell endings. <Johnny> Yes. <Odin> Someone dies. Hell, let's bring 'em back to life with a kiss, it works in Disney flicks! <Sarah> Neo kisses Smith? <Sarah> thanks for spoiling it for me, asstart.
<Ettin> Still, I thought the war would be over by now. <Ettin> No country has an infinite supply of suicide bombers.
<Rentasmo> there was a gay guy at a support group I went to who brought a dog in a bag <Rentasmo> we didn't know he had a dog till he let it out <Capnplank> did he bring enough for everyone? <MrConceited> He was gay, not korean
<sekira> it was like 4 PM and my friends grandma msg'd him on aim <sekira> and she asked if he was still busy doing his homework. <sekira> I was really bored, so I went on his comp and said "wtf?" and she replied: "wait til five?"