Steganos128: Have you ever had anal sex? BigFatJeffK: um . . . dude . . . i'm in the middle of giving a presentation at work. real nice.
<Galoot> Jesus! Stupid kids. It's always "Daddy, please spend time with us. Daddy, we love you. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!" Don't they realize I'm in a chatroom?
<MattLing> I just had a genius idea <MattLing> DVD rewinders <MattLing> it spins and whirrs and stupid people buy them
<CharlieB> and nah, I'm trying to get fbsd to see my mp3 player <CharlieB> and the batteries just died <w32nachi> CharlieB: pitty... it would've been a more entertaining story if it had involved a dildo... <CharlieB> fair enough <CharlieB> I'm trying to get fbsd to see my usb dildo <w32nachi> excellent... <CharlieB> and the batteries just died <w32nachi> ...so, do you program in sound effects, motion patterns, or something else? <CharlieB> lol <CharlieB> yeah.. it has a built in mp3 player <w32nachi> wow... that's some vibrator! <w32nachi> is it the iCock, from apple? <BalDown> no, it's made by M$ and defaults to giving it to you up the ass...
<_sdc_-> ok, so yeah. i think i set a new land speed record for killing hard drives. <_sdc_-> it's fucked, and i have a lot of data to back up. <_sdc_-> like 80 gigs or so. <qDotWork> Ever thought about just like, writing everything down on paper? <qDotWork> It's only 80,000,000,000 or so bytes. <_sdc_-> yeah, those mp3s will sound great on a nice legal pad. <qDotWork> Winamp for the mind, man.
<nummish> your loss.. raver girls dressed as cats <nummish> strung out on every chemical known to man <nummish> what more could you ask for? really? <sheizkopft> an STD test?
mr_eh: what looks better on a degree mr_eh: Pasquale Mosso mr_eh: Pasquale J Mosso mr_eh: Pasquale Joseph Mosso mr_eh: i think just the J acquacow: thats your name? acquacow: no wonder people hate you mr_eh: =(
<0dan0> and I am simulating california in my own room <0dan0> I have the humidifier going onto my heater, creating a warm front <0dan0> then the window is opening letting in the cold dry air, creating a cold front <0dan0> soon there will be precipitation as the warm air mass is forced to rise by the denser cold air <0dan0> and my room will be a tropical rainforest <cran> or it will be a room full of tepid air and one dumb homo
<GimpyMcsquibble>I wonder if there have ever been 2 30 yr old guys, both pretending to be gay young boys, who wanted to meet another gay young boy, and they met, and were like sheeit man
(token_nrg): btw, I made some kind of statement last nite about Domino's Philly Cheesesteak pizza rox0r'ing. (token_nrg): I would like to retract that statement if possible (token_nrg): My anus thanks you (token_nrg): and good nite
<+perl> nerve trauma to the arm is nice <+sm4k[X-D]> sounds like it <+perl> im just happy i can still use my hand <+[TC]Quicksilver> Yeah, I bet your penis is too
<PitChic> here, i'm sure the women at those phone places will talk to men or women..anyone paying. <Marcus``> horses... farm animals <Jadralec> Marcus you mean that in USA you can call horse on phone for animal sex ?? <Jadralec> that's amazing <Jadralec> we are far behind
<Skye_Alpha> Warning: This has caused an illegal operation and will shut down. This happened because you were about to save your work, and we can't have that.
<mikeD> ya i got into a fight im so pissed.... <abrutii> well... did you win? <mikeD> no but i got a good hit in <abrutii> ya? thats good, where did you hit him? <mikeD> i hit his hand with my eye <abrutii> lmfao
<Ice_Dragon> microsoft will always be around <Ice_Dragon> I got news for you, Raede <Ice_Dragon> when the nuclear weapons kill mankind and the cockroaches mutate into giants <Ice_Dragon> they'll be using windows <Ice_Dragon> cockroach windows
<Legendre> I got two spams today - one for weight loss, and one for penile enlargement. I relplied to both, with cc: and asked if they could work something out to transfer my extra weight to my johnson.
<Rephren> lol yesterday at work a customer asked for mango juice but i seriouisly thought she said mancake and so i repeatedit to her, sorry was that.. mancake? she looked at me strangely and then said MANGO and i walked away feeling like a dumbass
<PufPufPaz> hugo: you were kidding about marrying a 19/f/ca right? <hugo> PufPufPaz: Um.. actually, no, and she's a bisexual vegetarian pagan to boot. <hugo> My life is weird. <PufPufPaz> hugo: sounds more interesting than weird. <hugo> PufPufPaz: May I /msg you? It's complicated. :) <PufPufPaz> hugo: yeh hope is not for heart related matters, i suck at that <hugo> Nah, it's just that I met Kate in a chat-room <hugo> and now she's sitting 10 feet away and we sometimes go into the same chat room and chat w/ everyone. <PufPufPaz> whats wrong with that? * hugo smiles <hugo> My wife is doing an impression of 2 parrots having sex. * hugo shudders <hugo> brb <steltek> Is she involving you in that emulation? If not, you should ask her to demonstrate. :) <hugo> PufPufPaz: That's not the half of it. She bought one of those make-your-own-dildo kits because she wanted her best friend to have a 'copy' of me <PufPufPaz> hugo: tmi <hugo> but you gotta trim your..um.. before you use the mould <hugo> so I got this .. thing stuck on me. Looked like I was a human candle. <PufPufPaz> hugo: really, tmi <steltek> LOL <Ralinx> lmao <hugo> I'll never be able to eat oatmeal again :-/
<Angst> I don't see why you can't just get a paintball mask, dress up in green, and grab a shotgun <Angst> plenty of demons to blast the 31st <oobey> there's something funny about the idea of going around as stealthy as possible with a paintball gun on Halloween playing real life doom against 5 year olds <oobey> now now <oobey> kids dont respawn in real life <Angst> yeah they do <Angst> it just takes 9+ months
<dnc> yesterday ivana had some friends over, and they were flicking through the tv channels, and accidentally hit the input selector - and got the pc tv out input... and spent like 30 minutes watching me play halo thinking it was a tv show <dnc> glad i wasnt looking at hardcore pr0n
<organicintelligencebody> they probably have practice at it <organicintelligencebody> like those telemarketers that have answers for anything you can possibly say <justin> they do not <justin> tell them you don't have a phone
<DJCubby> those nintendo songs are apparently done by New Tokyo Philharmonic <DJCubby> I think <SomeGuy> The Old Tokyo Philharmonic missed a beat and they all commited seppuku.
<Jaayy> I like my coffee the way I like my niggers. <Naive-EOC> Dead? <Derid-EOC> In the Field? <Ball-licker> In jail? <Humur> Killing each other? <Naive-EOC> Stealing? <Sailym> Covered in blood? <Humur> 5$ a piece? <Derid-EOC> Stupid? <Jaayy> ... <Jaayy> BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST BASTARDS! I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK!
<Ted> I'd like something to open the damn door automatically. <bernard> A negro? <Ted> That would take up too much room in the undersized bathroom here. <bernard> Gary Coleman?
<AL> Two families move from Pakistan to America. <AL> When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win. <AL> A year later they meet again:The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?" <AL> The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead."
<Foxxz> my dixie wrecked <DrYcElL> ??? <Foxxz> say it out loud <DrYcElL> ????????????????????????????????/ <Foxxz> MY DIXIE WRECKED <Foxxz> yell it <DrYcElL> MY DIXIE WRECKED!!!!!!!!! <Foxxz> nah dude, u gotta yell it rl <DrYcElL> I did <DrYcElL> my cuz looked at me funny
<ILikeBush> its sad though, to see so many blind eyes. Jesus' light is greater than anything you'll ever find here on Earth. <Proz> Well I met Jesus, he made me a taco.
<bobob> um, any grammar nazi's want to help me out with something? <Emma> yeah, no apostrophe in nazis ;)
<SheepyMuttonChops> Some kids in the UK were rushed to the hospital after taking viagra at their lunch period. <SheepyMuttonChops> The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done." <SheepyMuttonChops> Haha best line ever.
<ignatios> synchronised swimming mang <Schatten> ok <ignatios> _o> <Schatten> _o> <ignatios> <o_ <paranoid> <o_ <Schatten> <o_ <ignatios> o/ <paranoid> o/ <Schatten> o/ <ignatios> <o> <paranoid> <o> <paranoid> ~~~~~~~~~~~<o/~~~~~~~~ HOLY SHIT I CAN'T SWIM <ignatios> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~~~~~~ <ignatios> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<tfg> fuck <tfg> I need my copy of photoshop <tfg> Cant find the fucking cd :/ <tfg> This chick who lives not far from me want a picture <tfg> And I need to take the swastica off my forehead
<BigBurk> God i really cant stand windows me <Felacio> heh i know. i moved to win2k * Felacio sucks huge cock <Felacio> errr ME, not /me
<Time With A Wounded Hand> I'm downloading Naked Pictures Of Your Mother <Jax184> great <Jax184> shes 56 <Jax184> but whatever floats your boat <Time With A Wounded Hand> It's a song. <Time With A Wounded Hand> Electric Six - Naked Pictures Of Your Mother
(@ThinG|webbing) how do I zoom in with internet explorer? (+|Sonic) move your face closer to the screen
<FrostyNerv> when building a pc whats the name of that anti static wrist band thing? <Darkcyde> an anti-static wristband?
<Moe_Rahn> Hey, I actually got mail at 1:40! <Moe_Rahn> Spam mail, but still. <MagFire> i didn't even get that <Moe_Rahn> Haha. <Moe_Rahn> I'm more specialer. <Moe_Rahn> All the recently legal 18-year-olds are after my wang, apparently. <Moe_Rahn> If this many teens were after me in high school, I'd still be there. <MagFire> I'm still pretty excited about the potential for getting a larger fckstck and bigger boobs <MagFire>:D <Moe_Rahn> If everyone responded to those ads, we'd all be walking about with 8-mile-long cocks and like size 88ZZZ breasts. <Moe_Rahn> Those inches would add up... <Moe_Rahn> Three inches here, five there, and all of a sudden, WHAM! Mr. Happy's a frickin' behemoth! <MagFire> I don't think I would want like a 14 inch cock, personally. <Moe_Rahn> It's odd, though... you always get mail about increasing penis length, but never penis girth. <Moe_Rahn> What good is 14 inches or 3 feet or whatever if it's got no girth to back it up...? <MagFire> what good is 14 inches or 3 feet if you don't have a warm place to put it? <MagFire> =) <Moe_Rahn> Point made. <Moe_Rahn> You could like put it through a person. <Moe_Rahn> Or you could be a dancer, I guess. <Moe_Rahn> Some people might pay money to see a 3 foot cock. <MagFire> You'd probably be pretty popular in porn <MagFire> but seriously...how would you even WALK with a 3 foot penis? <Moe_Rahn> Yeah. <Moe_Rahn> You'd have to get like a sheath for it. <MagFire> rofl <Moe_Rahn> But, would it be 3 feet up or down? <Moe_Rahn> That could make a difference. <MagFire> Okay, this conversation is finished. <Moe_Rahn> Okay... boy, the shit you think of at 2 AM. <Moe_Rahn> So... um... <Moe_Rahn> How 'bout them Rams? <MagFire> I dunno. How 'bout them? <Moe_Rahn> I dunno either... I was trying to make non-penis-related conversation.
<@NullC> LOL. so some 18yr chickie that I talk to just called aol support for some dumb ass problem.. and now the AOL support guy is IMing her and talking dirty to her and she's freaked out.
<MunInFull> Back in a minute. Gotta speak to the Evil One and negotiate the release of the chocolate hostages. <Prometheus> because god forbid the man could say "take a shit"
<Kosmo`> Why is it called PUBLIC hair if it's on a "private" part? <pakz> you moron! it's not PUBLIC, it's PUBIC <Kosmo`> uh... really!?!? HOLY SHIT! <pakz> what? <Kosmo`> hehe, now I see why my girlfriend laughed when I asked her "why don't you shave your public hair?"
<Vespertine> I dare you to take out your cock... lay it on the keyboard.. starting at "A" and tell us what letter it ends at.... <Kairu_Hakubi> umm ok <Kairu_Hakubi> i prolly cant get a good erection right now <Kairu_Hakubi> so youll get a soft reading <Vespertine> ok./ <Kairu_Hakubi> just barely goes to h <Vespertine> oh <Vespertine> ....
<Voices> I went to the bookstore this morning and saw a book called 'AOL for Dummies' <Jerec> That's like killing one bird with two stones!
<rutabaga> I remember one tiem I was trickortreating and this guy ansered the door in assless chaps and a cowboy hat <rutabaga> that was the scaeryist haloween evar
<D5_work> "I am having trouble logging in" <D5_work> 'your username is case sensitive' <D5_work> "But I know my username is case-sensitive" <D5_work> 'okay, let's look at your account' <D5_work> 'what's in the username field?' <D5_work> "I told you, it's 'case-sensitive'"