<Katsmall> :( My boyfriend is in the hospital and nobody knows what he has! <spknsp3ll> katsmall: what are you doing tonite? <Katsmall> spknsp3ll: Griefing. <spknsp3ll> well if youd like some consoling, i could prolly squeeze an hour in or two <Katsmall> spknsp3ll: Okay... Come on by. I'm very horny. * spknsp3ll scores <Katsmall> spknsp3ll: Just note, that he got it right after me fucking him, and also that I'm a man.
<Aguilera> DCC Exploit Affecting 6.12 <Aguilera> Breaking News. On Oct 20, another exploit was identified which can crash even the recently released version 6.12 <Dabz> lol <Dabz> since when did microsoft make mirc?
<insanity> "Before the internet, the village idiot would stay in his own village."
<vrtny> my boobs hurt <vrtny> anyone wanna masage them ? <Tremor> well maybe some other time <Tremor> im still installing php atm
[tim:] fuck this game [tim:] the more you beat it the harder it gets [tim:] ... oh god. [tim:] that was never going to sound right.
Wryol: Ouch Blood4Shame: What? Wryol: Nothing Blood4Shame: What is wrong hun? Wryol: ......brb Blood4Shame: Ok? Wryol: Accidentally cumming on cuts burns and stings more than Peroxcide. Blood4Shame: Aww... Well it's calcium, so good for the bones, right? Wryol: ...Remind me never to mention things like that to you again.
absorb: seamus absorb: why absorb: dont absorb: you absorb: kiss absorb: my big absorb: DICK absorb: you bitchass pussylift Seamus: absorb: because your dick is about as long as your average message length
<disturbed>> I have a fear... of EGGS. I know it's silly and my girlfriend makes fun of me saying I have EGGNAPHOBIA. But I have had this problem my whole life... EGGS actually scare me. <disturbed> When people talk about omlettes for example, I feel sick in my stomach... I physically cannot touch EGGS as I get shivery and feel ill and if I see someone eating an EGG sandwich I get a nervous twitch (always in my right eye) and I literally have to leave the room. Even the smell of EGGS makes me feel faint. <disturbed> I think it's because EGGS are from chicken's butts and that always deeply disturbed me as a kid... I think it developed from there. <skelm> you have some really serious issues...
xstar: i saw a license plate that said : "MAC USR" xstar: i wanted to hit him xstar: hard xstar: in the face xstar: with a bat
Rann XXV: Geez. Story on "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" about two guys that tried to invent a sport called "parabungee", a combination of skydiving and bungee jumping. And, gee, one of them got hurt when it all fucked up. Right now, God is STILL thinking, "Why the hell isn't that fucker dead?", while Darwin spins in his grave.
<Mary> will you come to my friend from schools engagement party? <John> where? <Mary> hamilton <John> when? <Mary> this Saturday <John> no. <Mary> Please?? why not? <John> I dont know her and it will suck <Mary> You can dance with me! <John> :)/-< <-- Me <John> :)-< <-- You <John> - <John> :)|-< <-- Me <John> :)|-< <-- You <John> - <John> :)-< <-- Me <John> :)/-< <-- You <John> - <John> :)|-< <-- Me <John> :)|-< <-- You <John> - <John> Me --> 8====D~ O: <--- You <Mary> thats cute! <John> if you only knew, babe. <Mary> knew what?? HEY whats the last part mean?
<ChOeL> MASTURBASTE <LilPest> I can't, my computer's broken <ChOeL> well <Chibs> Do it yourself then
* flyback- has joined #asm * flyback- gets off his mom' * flyback- gets off his mom's crappy laptop <Spec-Chum> haha <Spec-Chum> bad typo
<Trivvie> Name That Dinosaur: __________ ? <Trivvie> 1st Hint: ****************** ********** Question Value : 5 Points <Trivvie> 3rd Hint: Lan*a**ia**o*au*u* *a**ue**i* 15.0 secs & 1 Points Remaining <Trivvie> Times up! The answer was -> Lancanjiangosaurus Cachuensis
<Ocher> hey guyz <Ocher> I SUCK DICK FOR COKE <Ocher> o god... <Ocher> i think my brother has a wireless kb plugged in <Ocher> IM A HUGE FAG <Ocher> yep... <Ocher> he does... <Ocher> MAKE BONDAGE AND BEASTIALITY NATIONAL PASTTIMES <Ocher> argh brb * Ocher is now known as Ocher`Beastiality`Pwnz <Ocher`Beastiality`Pwnz> O SHIT HERE HE COMES
<Octane> I was once watching this documentary on Discovery channel. <Octane> They had this Asian family cooking scorpions. <Octane> The reporter asked one of the family members, "what does it taste like?" <Octane> The family member responded, "tastes like penguin".
<kurai> lol this is the best warning ever looklook: <kurai> This is your brain -> O <kurai> This is your brain on drugs -> o <kurai> This is your butthole -> o <kurai> This is your butthole in prison -> O
(NooDLe) the next stage of female evolution (NooDLe) will come with inbuilt oven (NooDLe) and no vocal chords
Last night, I was looking up at the stars, and I thought to myself, where the fuck is my ceiling?!?
21:28 < tijmen> WHO wants to meet a very handsome boy? 21:28 -!- harma [pkobjb@quakenet.org] has left #sweden.ladies [] 21:28 -!- zn1tz]MiniMilk [gusse@quakenet.org] has quit [Signed off] 21:29 -!- wMa|Syph3r^ [syph3r_02@quakenet.org] has left # sweden.ladies [] 21:29 -!- Archer|cs [_BiTCh_Arc@quakenet.org] has quit [Signed Off]
(@[I]vo) i'd be the worst jesus ever, i'd be constantly drunk if i could turn water into wine
*** Signoff: AntiNorm (Quit: Client Exiting) <BaconStation> somewhere in the universe, a Norm also quits IRC.
<Deltan> I think that machine needs a reboot <Deltan> Try to edit the net adapter properties. "An unexpected error has occured" with an OK button. <Deltan> Where's the, "No it's not fucking OK" button.
<robot_touch> My town was too poor to have a priest. Our nun had to use a strap-on.
<razzberri> but by the time i shower and get prettied up it will be raining again : <Shiva-TPF-> by the time I shower and get prettied up the sun will have burnt out.
<smapdi> in an attempt to get me to stop drinking and smoking so much pot and get motivated twords computers my dad got me dsl <smapdi> basically, all he acomplished was a way for me to get alot of pr0n
(+comatosis) I DID IT! my first fucking mod! I took off my video card fan which is puny shit and added a BIG one :P (+comatosis) how much performance will i gain (+t0by`) none
<DizzDvl> didja know that a bee's penis breaks off in the queen and she saves it for later? <rabbit> saves it for later for what? <DizzDvl> saves it for later when she needs to fertilize eggs <MoouadDib> if the queen's next lover isn't as good she slaps him with the penis of previous lovers
<Barracuda_Sanchez> i have a pubic hair on my moniter <Barracuda_Sanchez> i thought it was a comma
<brainchasm> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a little curtain
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<McFarlan> Those bastards did somthing terrible today <McFarlan> They put a big picture of Goatse in the lunchroom trash can at breakfast this morning <McFarlan> People would come to dump thier trays...and stop and look down in the trash <McFarlan> It was really funny, but wrong at the same time :/ <Flex-Work> i would have thrown up <Flex-Work> :P <McFarlan> I thought a couple were <McFarlan> Then the principal walks over <McFarlan> Grabs the trashcan, and walks out of the cafeteria <Moonsaber> Do you think they linked it to you? :-) <McFarlan> I'm hoping not
[4:29pm] <ZombiE_FreaK> dude my brother is wacking off [4:29pm] <ZombiE_FreaK> eww <+little-mac> ZombiE_FreaK,go lend him a hand <ZombiE_FreaK> ^_^ BRB ^_^ <+little-mac> omg
<NekkidRisu> Oh wow <Snakerboy> what? <NekkidRisu> That's the first time I've fully shaved my nutsack, and by fucking god does it feel so cool. <NekkidRisu> Err <NekkidRisu> Shit <NekkidRisu> You shouldn't have seen that. Just like, imagine it's not there or something
customer24601: what's that sound? macholyoke: me banging my head against my desk. customer24601: why are you banging your head against the desk. macholyoke: so I can speak to you in terms you'll understand, you retard.
<Taslos> I know there are no life gaurds on the gene pool, but God damn it there aught to be at least a few sharks in the water.
Cynicisity: My best friend said that going to Purdue is like having unprotected sex; it feels great to get in, but you're pissed that you came.
<Kris> I tried to use an ouija board as a mouse-pad once, but my stupid <censored>ing mouse kept opening diablo2 when I wasn't watching
<sta-hi> YOU DONT SCARE ME ENCLAVED <sta-hi> I EAT HOMOS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST <sta-hi> er..
<FunnyPants> Do i look dumb or am i really dumb? <Mr...> both... <FunnyPants> I dont get it?
<Hotwire> Crap. i hate having the flu. <Bananarama> y? <Hotwire> i sneezed, banged my head on the table, knocked my coffee over onto my keyboard then as i picked the cup and what coffee was left in it, i sneezed again, and dropped the mug right onto my nuts. <Hotwire> 'WARNING! Illness can cause sterility'
* GM_Axis swings around a drop kicks Ras * Ras backflips * HairLeMair looks ambient * GM_Axis strikes fighting pose <GM_Axis> FIGHT! <Ras> you cant win <Ras> because I... * ChanServ sets mode: +o Ras <GM_Axis> DAAAAAMN! <Ras> Am the one * Ras flies away, doing his superman thing
<Cherky> god school sucks <Cherky> well what i mean by that is "God, school sucks." not "God school, sucks" <Cherky> god school would be pretty cool <Cherky> get to learn how to create planets and stuff <Cherky> and smite people
Fileman i slept like a baby last night DuFF suckin your thumb and shittin the bed?