<DizzDvl> didja know that a bee's penis breaks off in the queen and she saves it for later? <rabbit> saves it for later for what? <DizzDvl> saves it for later when she needs to fertilize eggs <MoouadDib> if the queen's next lover isn't as good she slaps him with the penis of previous lovers
<Barracuda_Sanchez> i have a pubic hair on my moniter <Barracuda_Sanchez> i thought it was a comma
<brainchasm> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a little curtain
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<McFarlan> Those bastards did somthing terrible today <McFarlan> They put a big picture of Goatse in the lunchroom trash can at breakfast this morning <McFarlan> People would come to dump thier trays...and stop and look down in the trash <McFarlan> It was really funny, but wrong at the same time :/ <Flex-Work> i would have thrown up <Flex-Work> :P <McFarlan> I thought a couple were <McFarlan> Then the principal walks over <McFarlan> Grabs the trashcan, and walks out of the cafeteria <Moonsaber> Do you think they linked it to you? :-) <McFarlan> I'm hoping not
[4:29pm] <ZombiE_FreaK> dude my brother is wacking off [4:29pm] <ZombiE_FreaK> eww <+little-mac> ZombiE_FreaK,go lend him a hand <ZombiE_FreaK> ^_^ BRB ^_^ <+little-mac> omg
<NekkidRisu> Oh wow <Snakerboy> what? <NekkidRisu> That's the first time I've fully shaved my nutsack, and by fucking god does it feel so cool. <NekkidRisu> Err <NekkidRisu> Shit <NekkidRisu> You shouldn't have seen that. Just like, imagine it's not there or something
customer24601: what's that sound? macholyoke: me banging my head against my desk. customer24601: why are you banging your head against the desk. macholyoke: so I can speak to you in terms you'll understand, you retard.
<Taslos> I know there are no life gaurds on the gene pool, but God damn it there aught to be at least a few sharks in the water.
Cynicisity: My best friend said that going to Purdue is like having unprotected sex; it feels great to get in, but you're pissed that you came.
<Kris> I tried to use an ouija board as a mouse-pad once, but my stupid <censored>ing mouse kept opening diablo2 when I wasn't watching
<sta-hi> YOU DONT SCARE ME ENCLAVED <sta-hi> I EAT HOMOS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST <sta-hi> er..
<FunnyPants> Do i look dumb or am i really dumb? <Mr...> both... <FunnyPants> I dont get it?
<Hotwire> Crap. i hate having the flu. <Bananarama> y? <Hotwire> i sneezed, banged my head on the table, knocked my coffee over onto my keyboard then as i picked the cup and what coffee was left in it, i sneezed again, and dropped the mug right onto my nuts. <Hotwire> 'WARNING! Illness can cause sterility'
* GM_Axis swings around a drop kicks Ras * Ras backflips * HairLeMair looks ambient * GM_Axis strikes fighting pose <GM_Axis> FIGHT! <Ras> you cant win <Ras> because I... * ChanServ sets mode: +o Ras <GM_Axis> DAAAAAMN! <Ras> Am the one * Ras flies away, doing his superman thing
<Cherky> god school sucks <Cherky> well what i mean by that is "God, school sucks." not "God school, sucks" <Cherky> god school would be pretty cool <Cherky> get to learn how to create planets and stuff <Cherky> and smite people
Fileman i slept like a baby last night DuFF suckin your thumb and shittin the bed?
<SKS_Lover> some people call me the space cowboy <SKS_Lover> yeaaaah <SKS_Lover> some people call me the gangster of looove <SKS_Lover> SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAUUUURICE <Moe_Rahn> Some people want to hit you with a brick.
<miksa> I remember the first time I went shitting in the woods at army. I still have nightmares of how the mosquitos atacked my balls X(
<@Kaelic> my arm hurts from bowling <@Kaelic> you would think it is use to this kind of stress <@Orca> ...no comment * @Orca isn't going to take as obvious a shot as that one ;p <@Kaelic> I'll leave that to be interpreted as each sees fit :) <@OWK> It's probably used to handling smaller balls.
ILOVEKAZAA (java@81.109.64.QK00=) has joined. «25 people» <@Infinik> ILOVEKAZAA: Hello, I work for the RIAA. Your computer address has been logged. <ILOVEKAZAA> FUCK ILOVEKAZAA «java@81.109.64.QK00=» has Quit iRC (User exited)
<Bruce_MacCulloch> ever hear the saying "if you cant say something nice, dont say anything"? well, I have a corollary to that - it goes "if you cant say something meaningful, go away or be quiet"
<Ettin> Heeey, Lyrai <Ettin> Hypotheeetical queestion for you <Ettin> If you geeeet seemen on thee keeyboard, wwould it breeak it? <Ettin> (Sorry, my "E" keey is sticky)
<+coondawg> the creativity used in porn title naming if applied correctly could probly cure cancer
rennsportt: im wishin i would just go ta bed rennsportt: i got a 9am Kilik423: why don't you rennsportt: tryin to install software i need tomorow off a network drive rennsportt: installed it earlier rennsportt: but din work rennsportt: so im tryin again rennsportt: if it dont work this time, im givin up Kilik423: heh Kilik423: you know what you need? rennsportt: whats that Kilik423: more cowbell
<Zeion> mints must be very profitable <Palmetto> what are you talking about? <Palmetto> mints are government institutions <Palmetto> they don't make any money <Zeion> yes they do
- (JustHalf) #boards != warez? - (kairo) try #boardz - (kairo) if it ends in 'z' , its gotta be illegal
ieyeasu: Many college students are liberals. ieyeasu: But liberalism != communism. vinnie: I know, I was just lumping everyone together in a convenient group vinnie: gah... has my text gone all italics? ieyeasu: Ack! ieyeasu: ITALICS! ieyeasu: Ironically, in a convo about communism, you've started slanting right.
<Nigel> How many babies does it take to paint a house? <Nigel> Trick question. It really depends on how hard you throw them.
<Iced_Eyes> Hi, Renegade. <Renegade> s4wp 1c3d_1z?!?!?!?!? <Renegade> sorry, i had to counteract your grammer
<goatasaur> what do you call a black guy flying an airplane? <blah> i refuse to anwser that <blah> im probably wrong <goatasaur> a PILOT, you racist
<UnZ1P> imac is guilty pleasure :/ <Ravvy> yeah, like getting head from another man
<Spektor> A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. <Spektor> Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen." <MikeYb0y> Not another life story Spektor!
<Ben> good weather for mowing my ass... <Ben> er... <Ben> "good weather for mowing" my ass
<codive> geez, can't computers GUESS what i want by now? <syberghost> codive: sure, that's why you keep getting spam for animal pr0n.
<babywafn> ew <babywafn> all they had was <babywafn> diet caffeine free pepsi twist <babywafn> which is basically pepsi's way of saying 'FUCK YOU'
<Merlin> according to Time-Warner, if you channel surf or mute commercial breaks you are a thief <Merlin> so lemme see, if I download MP3s the RIAA hates me, if I dub a movie off HBO the MPAA hates me, if I skip commercials the TV execs hate me... <Merlin> am I allowed to store leftover pizza in the fridge and eat it the next day, or will Pizza Hut sue me?
<phluid> I won't program in java anymore <phluid> I'm not Marxist and don't believe in classes.
< jonnyLost> smuggling drugs into Jamaica is like smuggling slimfast into Ethiopia
<Hynox> Have you actually ever had sex matthias? <matthias> Ask my children :P <Hynox> ..... <Hynox> you have sex with your children?
<stenzel> fuck you dude, i aint answering any more of your shitty questions <moomin_two> not even this one? <stenzel> no <moomin_two> ha, dumbass * stenzel (~stenzel@***) Quit (fucker)
(@Impure1NZ): Anyone else notice that 'strap on' spelt backwards is 'no parts'?
Amy_Lynne.: Oh you hate your job? Theres a support group for that, its called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar.
Major_Tom [~icechat@146.85.0.0] has joined #slashdot < Major_Tom> whats up guys? < res0> obviously not our signal to noise ratio.