<amped> ok guys, i'm back <lodg> im sure u were doing something important like watching ppl party from ur window
<alpha0> dude i shoot smack every day <alpha0> i am so far from being a drug wuss <mEta> shooting smakc is for gays <alpha0> well <alpha0> considering im now gay <alpha0> i guess it isnt <alpha0> not <alpha0> * <alpha0> fuck <alpha0> :(
<Poo> norp I will scan you now <norp> poo so what ports do i have open? <Poo> I am not looking at ports I am looking at services <lukeiyo-e> i've run a scan on both of you... i'm not detecting girlfriends
Nezzie: dude Nezzie: this is not cool Nezzie: my dealer/cousin got busted Nezzie: with fucking 5 pounds + intent to sell Nezzie: thats up to 48 years and prison Nezzie: A FEDERAL prision Nezzie: a federal-pound-me-in-the-ass prison Nezzie: and now i dont have a good dealer.
!¡ Join: (Kiwi) (nama@AC866DE5.ipt.aol.com) (Kiwi): so wet... (Kiwi): so juicy.... (Kiwi): so moist... (Kiwi): mmm...Kiwi ! @S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior poops on kiwi (@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): oh pardon me (@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): was that an aol user? (Kiwi): yes, yes it was (@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): oopsie (Kiwi): AOL is the #1 ISP provider (Kiwi): respect (@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): you should be very proud of yourself (@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): "so easy, no wonder it's #1 among the people who can't tie their own shoe laces"
<Macolio> shaid: like last time, I helped scrybe do his chemestry assignment, even though I had no idea what I was doing. Because that's just the type of person I am. <Shaid> and he failed. <Macolio> that's irrelevant
Girl: i like falling asleep with cold pillows by the way SkibblesMcCheese: That's nice SkibblesMcCheese: I like bunnies and marshmallows Girl: well, i'm just lettin ya know so that you can have some cold ones ready for me after our extensive sex fest Girl: i figured you'd be polite and do that for me Girl: haha SkibblesMcCheese: What am I supposed to do, put them in the fridge? Girl: no, i usually stick mine in the freezer right before i go to bed SkibblesMcCheese: Seriously? Girl: for real SkibblesMcCheese: That just bgave me a stiffie Girl: hehe Girl: why? SkibblesMcCheese: I don't know... just imaging you sticking a pillow in the freezer... it just kinda made me hard, that's all Girl: bending over to stick it in the freezer? SkibblesMcCheese: Uhhh... yeah! That was it Girl: what would u do if you came upon a scene such as that? SkibblesMcCheese: Do you have clothes on in this scene? Girl: hrmmm... Girl: that's a good question Girl: but... that's up to you SkibblesMcCheese: So no SkibblesMcCheese: In which case, I would build a campfire and roast some of those marshmallows SkibblesMcCheese: It would get pretty chilly with that freezer open Girl: shaddup!! Girl: i wanted u to like, come up behind me and grab my hips and just pull me back into u with ur dick hardening against me... but hell, if you wanna make fucking marshmallows... i suppose i can settle for that SkibblesMcCheese: I really like marshmallows
<Quizical[GSF]> I am considering changing all the voice files in Half Life to wavs of women orgasming <TheMaestro> hehe <Doc|KillinReds> HAHAHAHA <Quizical[GSF]> I'd never stop using the scientists <TheMaestro> hahahah <Doc|KillinReds> Hell the first 15 minute of the game would be crazy <TheMaestro> ALRIGHT, I GOT THE SHOTGUN! DIE HEADCRAB! OHH, UHH, OHHH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHH <Quizical[GSF]> "We might stand a better chance if we OHHH! OOHH GOD! OOHH GOD YES!" <Spankz> It'd be pretty damn hilarous, considering the lip synching software would cause moments when the scientits would just open up like goatse.
<Shadowline> ya know....begging for ops is rude <acquacow> heh <acquacow> well, I got my HL key and q3 key from you <acquacow> I just figured =) <acquacow> if I'm gonna whore it <acquacow> I might as well go all the way
<ChrisV82> If you're hiking and you get lost, can't you just eat your own semen for a week? <ChrisV82> I mean, it has no nutritional value, but at least you'll be masturbating
<Mr_Vain> that reminds me of an anti-abortion sticker I saw once: "Being a former fetus, I'm against abortion." <TheXPhial> being a former one celled organism, I'm against menstruation..not much I can do about it
<Ironfrost> IRC does something to people <Ironfrost> if Steven Hawkings went onto IRC he would be talking about porn within 10 minutes
<rdragon> command.com was the filename of the shell in dos <ih8uungr8> oh i see its on the internet <@PMP> What does the internet have to do with any of this? <ih8uungr8> for www.command.com <rdragon> *slaps his forehead* <@PMP> Oh god <ih8uungr8> how do you type <ih8uungr8> i tried making it fullscreen but that doesnt work
<KoNrAdEk> in november turn 21 <KoNrAdEk> so 16 pretty young for me <spoko_bre> true true <spoko_bre> but 16 is the freshest u can get without getting g-lined from society <KoNrAdEk> yea thats true <KoNrAdEk> but parents could try to give me ban -noexpire <KoNrAdEk> but i just see her on the other channel <KoNrAdEk> and baaaaaaaang <spoko_bre> hahahah <spoko_bre> yes! <spoko_bre> sneaky cunt <spoko_bre> give parents trojan <spoko_bre> and u can sneak into the house <spoko_bre> and fuck daughter <KoNrAdEk> yes x <KoNrAdEk> hahahhahahahaa <spoko_bre> and then sneak out <KoNrAdEk> get her pregnant <KoNrAdEk> and change nicks <KoNrAdEk> no1 will kno its me
<BobXP> imagine if computers were like genes <BobXP> they'd all be different and not quite work right <@backdrifts> computers like genes / defective and failure prone / dude, you got a Dell <@backdrifts> computers like girls / nice curvaceous money traps / dude, you got a Mac
<{eCholaLia}> u know if u have a 56k modem , u can save time
buy d/lin songs with the smallest amount of bitrate and
changing em after wards with a convertor
<Natus> i think you may be legally retarded
<lech> if i want a 3d file browser, i might as well have a bfg and some monsters to shoot <Wevah> word <antiuser> shoot the file you want to open <Wevah> instead of "rm -rf file" you shoot it with the railgun! <lech> yeah, then the fun is over <lech> "I BEAT MY FILE SYSTEM!"
<_Godless_> other night, was fucking hella drunk <_Godless_> next day I'm thirsty and I see a cup and I'm thinking alright. I got that before I went to bed last night. Water on <_Godless_> well the first sip tasted funny, like it was watered down really bitter beer <_Godless_> then the second time I started thinking wtf, did I drop a fucking tylenol in it when I was hungover in the morning <_Godless_> well I finaly decide to get up and change the water .. that's when I notice the nice yellow hue <ravnus> rofl <_Godless_> I just hope it was mine >_<
<Black_Moons> Well, as I see it, if they start doing geeky things like play chess they might wanna do other geeky things.. like doing geeks.
<Hidden_7> MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER <Hidden_7> it is an expensive piece of hardware <Hidden_7> I've poured my heart, my soul, my LIFE into this bitch <Hidden_7> and it won't fucking give up the goods <Hidden_7> so fucking like a chick it's not EVEN funny
[Doctahluuuvvv] :: I just got fucking attacked my a huge ass spider. [Doctahluuuvvv] :: *by [Doctahluuuvvv] :: I looked up to see this huge spider on my monitor. [Kendros]@:: lmao [Doctahluuuvvv] :: THE MOTHERFUCKER JUMPED ONTO MY FACE [Doctahluuuvvv] :: I FELL OVER BACKWARD [Doctahluuuvvv] :: As I was typing randmo gibberish I hit ctrlatldel two times or something. [Doctahluuuvvv] :: My computer was off after I killed it. [boner] :: nice [Doctahluuuvvv] :: Nice my ass. [Doctahluuuvvv] :: I punched myself in the face :/
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<zamros> moose i am going to kick you in the groin until the only thing you have there is a bloodied mass of pulp <Mooseka> HAHA, YOU'RE TOO LATE
ThatIsDamnGood: Stupidity is an inexhaustible natural resource ThatIsDamnGood: Someday we'll learn to generate electrical power from it ThatIsDamnGood: And it will change the world
<Murdoc> sometimes i wonder if the fig leaf on Eve's twat is actually an air freshener
<J-dogg> Your pretty funny <DirtyKate> I don't remember you.. but thanx <J-dogg> Wanna cyber? <DirtyKate> OK, but don't tell anybody (wink) <DirtyKate> Who are you? <J-dogg> I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. <J-dogg> And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's <DirtyKate> You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. <J-dogg> Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order <DirtyKate> Haha! OK <DirtyKate> Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. <J-dogg> Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? <DirtyKate> I want everything, baby! <J-dogg> Is this a delivery? <DirtyKate> Umm...Yes <DirtyKate> So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... <J-dogg> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. <DirtyKate> Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! <J-dogg> You can't hurry good pizza. <J-dogg> I'm on my way now though <DirtyKate> So you're at my front door now. <J-dogg> How did you know? <J-dogg> I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. <J-dogg> Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven <DirtyKate> Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby <J-dogg> So you're still in the bathroom? <DirtyKate> Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. <J-dogg> I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... <DirtyKate> wtf? <DirtyKate> You perverted piece of shiat <DirtyKate> Fuk
Steve: so, why don't you just have anal sex with your ex? Felix: I... can't afford that much lube? Felix: I don't like making girls cry? Felix: I don't like washing bloody sheets? Felix: I couldn't deal with someone shitting on my dick. Steve: well, technically.. Steve: they're not shitting your dick, you're dicking their shit.
join: (RIAArep) (LucerinRd@128.163.205.182) (+Xelopheri) ::: Metallica - The Call of Ktulu : 8:53 : 128kbps : Joint Stereo :::. (+Xelopheri) oh shit!
KitterLittie> Man, this sucks KitterLittie> I just sat down to poo, but before I even sit down I hear this big *KERSPLOOOSH!* KitterLittie> So I'm all freaked out, wondering how that happened, I jump and turn around... KitterLittie> Turns out that I forgot I had the TV remote in my back pocket before I took my pants down :(
<Weiki> sex is icky <Weiki> when you have it all too much. <Weiki> You'll get to the point where youll actually want a pizza over sex, at least for me anyways. <BrianJohnson> I bet people in Ethiopa want pizza over sex <BrianJohnson> They must have sex an awful lot <Lanus> Let them suck you off, and solve two problems at once! <Novasol> That's quite possibly the most disturbing solution for ending world hunger I've heard yet.
<FrankFlyNess> she still sits next to me in spanish <FrankFlyNess> we pass notes <FrankFlyNess> its almost like cybering
<xcham> what I love is how leonardo never manages to stab anyone. <grassmunk> so you believe the part about fucking turtles living on pizza and standing 5 feet tall but the guy with swords doesnt stab anyone and it ruins the realite for you <grassmunk> heh <Kris> lol
* Suzzie just learned the term "donkey punch" <Suzzie> the question is, why is it listed in the "sports" category
<dm> I discovered that you'd never get an answer to a problem from Linux Gurus by asking. You have to troll in order for someone to help you with a Linux problem. <dm> For example, I didn't know how to find files by contents and the man pages were way too confusing. What did I do? I knew from experience that if I just asked, I'd be told to read the man pages even though it was too hard for me. <dm> Instead, I did what works. Trolling. By stating that Linux sucked because it was so hard to find a file compared to Windows, I got every self-described Linux Guru around the world coming to my aid. They gave me examples after examples of different ways to do it. All this in order to prove to everyone that Linux was better. * ion has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <dm> brings a tear to my eye... :') so true.. <dm> So if you're starting out Linux, I advise you to use the same method as I did to get help. Start the sentence with "Linux is gay because it can't do XXX like Windows can". You will have PhDs running to tell you how to solve your problems. <dm> this person must be a kindred spirit of mine
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME -[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE -[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO -[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT -[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE
<arteh|ZzZz> lolly! @ 70s porn site <Squid0x> I REALLY hope you mean the 1970s
<mystican> my sister gave me some socks and they say on them "too much wiggling of your joystick makes your eyes go funny" <endura> myst u should use those socks as wank socks <endura> then when they are orange make ur sister wash them <DooMWiz> orange??
<endura> winme is like wrapping ur penis in pink saran wrap and dipping it in melted crayons, then in a freezer and shattering it with a brick
IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance" IronChef Foicite: but a potato! IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol IronChef Foicite: but there's more! IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it! IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you" IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
<Mohjo> your puny sacks cannot hold me <Mohjo> ... that made me sound like an overly large testicle
[+Matt] Problem is, Cube fans are angered because they think everyone thinks Nintendo make kids game [+Matt] And Xbox fans are angered because they think that everyone thinks the Xbox is a brick [%Crok] nintendo and microsoft should work together to make lego
<auenf> boss: 'why is my computer taking so fucking long' <auenf> me: 'its a Pentium 166' <auenf> boss: 'since when has this computer been a fucking pentium 166' <auenf> me: 'since about 1996'
<cvd> fscking Cisco 3.0 material is in Engrish or some shit <cvd> It's hard to study shit when they can't even write a complete sentence <Macolio> super happy 100% network failure occurance!
<pagan> i moved out of necesity <griffin> neccessity is the mother of invention <Bard^> griffin who is the father of invention <griffin> opression <Bard^> why do you say opression <griffin> because he fucked neccessity
<EK> Quentin Tarinto on the use of CGI in movies "'You know, my guys are all real. There's no computer fucking around. I'm sick to death of all that shit. This is old school with fucking cameras. If i'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have gone home and stuck my dick in my Nintendo." <Nikaji> o_O <Chaosmeika> nintendo has a penis port? <EK> I wish.
<Picco|0z> {[io_sreep]} Can you explain what RAID is to me?
<halcy0n> isn't it two harddrives where one holds all the 1's
and the other holds all the 0's?
<pork> GAS THE JEWS <Kristy> thats horrible <Kosta> See Kristy, you just misspelled "honorable" again