Dieldo: Heh no way, the best is Tantric sex AnalRetribuiton: well i am the master of something i have come to call AnalRetribuiton: wtf'ing AnalRetribuiton: it's where i have sex with a girl finish in 3 seconds and she goes "what the fuck?" Dieldo: Lol
onkeybutt87: I have no work ethic onkeybutt87: or ethics onkeybutt87: in a related note, I'm going to go hit babies
<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation <cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do?
<Firien> damn girls * iBaller will never understand them <Firien> they drive you round the bend <Firien> and then charge you for the petrol :P <iBaller> XD
<Robotzombie> love is never having to say I wish you didn't have a nutsack <Robotzombie> well, maybe it's not
<spender> listen gentlemen
<spender> i will tell you a tale
<spender> of an interesting proof
<spender> it came to me in a vision
<spender> it proceeds as follows:
<spender> Claim: The set of functions f : |N -> { 0, 1 } is
uncountable
<spender> Proof:
* kronixx thinkz spender needs a gf
<spender> SILENCE
BuXtonZer0: i dunno why its such a good combo BuXtonZer0: the goldfish are crunchy and cheesy, while the coke is cold, refreshing, sweet, and breaks down the goldfish Benihana420: and your teeth Benihana420: at the same time BuXtonZer0: another plus
<-yptosis> Hey, I took a picture of my wang like df did. Let me upload it. <-yptosis> It'll take a bit, it is a 9 meg file.
<@Zero> adding an h next to an s in every word spices it up <@Zero> shpanks, shandels, shaffire, shilly, shaddup <Red_Baron> until you tell your dog to sit
<TriviaBot> BIG.1372. Norse mythology: What killed Baldur ? <TriviaBot> 1st Hint: ********* Question Value : 3 Points <Darric> his gate <kutuzov> a gate <sheoul> lol <Darric> lolol <sheoul> NERDS!
*Isabel has entered #icybercafe <whitemithrandir> OMG OMG OMG ISABEL ASL ASL ASL ASL <isabel> Altitude: 6-52 meters above sealevel. Speed: 62 mi/ hr. Location: Eastern seaboard. <whitemithrandir> coo. wanna cyber? *Isabel has left #icybercafe
<Pico> I might have to reinstall Win...I mean, GAYdows <Killfrenzy> *snrk* <Steve> Hey! I take offense to that! <Steve> I have sucked MUCH less cock than Windows has!
<x0b> hey <@wrong> HI <x0b> suh wrong <x0b> everything alright <x0b> or <x0b> all wrong <x0b> :P <|iquid> haa haa <|iquid> you're very funny x0b <|iquid> painfully funny <|iquid> I guess what I'm trying to say is that I want you to hang yourself.
<@ritual> life. <@SharkDeath> Installed it about 20 minutes ago. <@SharkDeath> Haven't played it yet tho. <@ritual> got one hour 20 mins left on download
<DAWg> AHHHHH!!!! hjorten kill my teacher....today's lesson is a intro to windows 2000 <DAWg> "this is a mouse" <Hjorten> haha <DAWg> "this is a monitor" <DAWg> "ctrl+c copies" <DAWg> fucking christ
<Comanche> fuck off windows with your low dick space thing. <Comanche> err. *disk :P <Kim> LOL <Comanche> typo :P <xeon> lol, warning no dick found
+icnocop> any advice on what program to use to compare two files like windiff or something? @theForger> how aobut windiff @Wyatt> huhuhu @Wyatt> or something. +icnocop> ok i guess it's good enough. thanks +rottle> haha +rottle> that was the most pointless thing ever
<curse|sleeeep> i think i'm calling in to work tomorrow <curse|sleeeep> i'm coughing up things that aren't even mine <Zomb-mar> next time spit and dont swallow
<Ransid> i did tech support for a day before i quit when someone asked me whats double clicking
<Monkey> Won't you take me to Funky Town? <triple6> I'm not going that way, sorry.
* Trust is back from "" (Away for 32330secs (08:58:50)) <elDiablo> O_O * Trust is away "Upgrading Away Script" at Monday September 15th 2003 05:07:44pm GMT
<Entriech> Theatre tickets are 91$ at the cheapest? <Entriech> Jesus Christ. <Entriech> What do they think I am, made of money? <Entriech> Cause even if I was, that's like sawing my dick in half for theatre tickets.
<dsf> WHY DOSNT UNDO EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD ? <dsf> or cut or paste or copy <|M|R|> well that was my Question when my mom brought me to this world :D
MasochisticAngyl: what i wouldn't give for some flesh or pancres covered in blood right now XxJoeZeroxX: pancreas? MasochisticAngyl: thank you for the correction XxJoeZeroxX: wasnt intended as such, more as a question as to why this organ was singled out. MasochisticAngyl: the sweetest one XxJoeZeroxX: i somehow have the feeling being involved with you is going to get me in trouble one day.
<@Oedipus> Hoe chit. <@Oedipus> Another winning porno idea. <@Oedipus> "The Crying Game" <@Oedipus> We get some poor dude to come and do it with some chick. <@Oedipus> When everything is getting all sexy and intimate they get naked. <@Oedipus> BAM! <@Oedipus> Shemale willy!
(Bass_EXE): reminds me of this one time.. this girl said 'HA! and what would you guys do without us women?!' I just replied 'domesticate another animal.'
<HumanHead> :/ <HumanHead> I tried to pull a drew at Video Warehouse <HumanHead> <me> Do you have any job openings? <HumanHead> <guy> no positions are open right now <HumanHead> <me> that only means one thing...SOMEONE MUST DIE <HumanHead> *me is asked to leave
<DemonEater> wtf <DemonEater> ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship <DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy
<stray> i gotweed.net <stray> im gonna gethigh.org <drew-> havefun.com/youfuckingidiot
(bigwurm) if your concerned about the ammount of cpu time an onboard sound card uses, you should really get a new cpu + mobo (@|-ZenitH-|) or a life
<[UMCP]TROGDOR> explain to me why i need to defragment my disk <[UMCP]TROGDOR> whats the advantage <[UMCP]commieboy> faster access speed <[UMCP]commieboy> Saint Google may be to your aide. <[UMCP]TROGDOR> it says its moving all my files <[UMCP]commieboy> yessir <[UMCP]TROGDOR> why <[UMCP]TROGDOR> ill NEVER FIND THEM
<BluePhoenix> I predict that in 500 years, everyone will be the same color. <@Measure> well after we rocket all the blacks into the sun, sure
<I|O> goin off to college <I|O> mom got me a dehumidifer <I|O> dad got me a humidifier <xiao> stick em in yer room for a night. let them fight it out
<Raptor> --- <Raptor> very funny ad... <Raptor> and is alien-homonoid coming to Gamecube or PS2 or both? <Raptor> Because they are both very fine systems and X-Box,Well... It can rot in hell with Bill Gates, The evilest man to walk the earth. <Raptor> --- <Raptor> Yes, compared to Bill Gates, Ghengis Khan was a fucking saint, and don't even get me started on some Chinese Emperors and Stalin, they could be like fucking Jesus! God damn that Bill Gates is a plight upon man. <Ross> Hey now, Ghengis Khan did a lot of good <Ross> He made Russia rich, and re-opened the silk road <Ross> AND he killed 800,000 arabs in a week
<FlypServ> ive only known two eq addicted people, one grew up and the other dumped me to work on her character
<Shiv_TXS> are you having phone sex or something? <Twiztid> no <Twiztid> some girl answered
<Fistandantilus> It's unpleasing, to see a bunch of xylophone ribs poking out the sides of a girl... I imagine it'd be like sticking my dick into a pillow sack full of greased coathangers.
<BChikapa> wan 2 cybar? <Calisa> We have sex three times, it's fun, I get pregnant, Jimmy needs a daddy. <BChikapa> I refuse to pay child support, and lengthy leagal battles ensue. <Calisa> Jimmy becomes torn by his dashed hopes of having a father, so he murders you while you're sleeping on the job at the toll booth. <BChikapa> All my family members despise me, and as a result no one has any money to pay for my disposal. <BChikapa> I am unceremoniously dumped into the Hudson River, wrapped in a cheap plastic tarp.
<Volksweasel> cool...there's a TON of cardinals on the tree outside my window <enaz> cardinals are usually safe, it's the priests you have to watch out for
<Calisa> When you went to the IKEA in Pittsburgh, what was the service like? <Bubbaprog> the pitt store is great <Bubbaprog> eat some swedish balls while you're there
<Winterhart> I just told my mom "AFK, I'm going to work" <Winterhart> She's like, "What?" <Winterhart> I told her it means "just so you know" in latin : /
<Ian> whoa i b dling mb a sec <Ian> i must b hooked to a good conn <wolf> You need to be hooked on phonics.
<Carlos2> anyone know any good-tasting food with no sugar, fat, carbs, calories, cholesterol, or other junk? <Wizmo> error <Wizmo> error <Wizmo> carlos you broke my logic engine <Anti_Hero> uhh <Coreyback> Sounds like water is your best bet. <Anti_Hero> carrots? <Carlos2> what? im hungry and slightly overweight. <Wizmo> so you swallow your saliva <Carlos2> i was thinking of air, but thats not filling enough.
<welzi> you're not one of these pretend geeks who secretly has a social life are you?
MonkeysMa: fuck that, if all chicks wanted was a huge dick, asians wouldn't be the largest ethnic group on the planet
«@thatguy» dude there was a wiccan fat guy in this stupid fucking free thought listserv I was on in ksu «@thatguy» He got caught jacking off in his room, and then he ripped off his clothes and marched around naked with a tinfoil axe threatening people
RIAA Rep 387: My name is Mark Guineve, and I am a representative of the Recording Industry Association of America. We here at the RIAA, have recieved reports of illegal filesharing of copyrighted materials on your PC. We are currently filing lawsuits, against copyright infringement offenders, and are willing to give you a courtesy warning to stop these illegal activities, or we will subpoenea your ISP, to take further action. RIAA Rep 387: We have detected several acts of illegal piracy on your computer. RIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, I am also in New Jersey and I can call your house if you would prefer. Girl: what am i supposed to do RIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, are you currently using KaZaA, or is it another File-Sharing service? Girl: kazaa Girl: i just closed out of it Girl: WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!!! RIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, it is necessary that you now dance around topless with a fishstick in your pants. RIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, are you doing this yet? Girl: **** u! RIAA Rep 387: Not appropriate language, Kristy. RIAA Rep 387: Nah, I'm just messin' with you. Girl: that scared me.. i was about to start dancin Girl: jp who is this