Drewtetz: you may be dropping rhymes, but I've tapped the zeitgeist, I smack you so hard your mom told me to "Play nice! " Jon: drew. Jon: you just rhymed "zeitgeist." Jon: WTF?!
<RageFury|Work> Like just 2 days ago I casually dropped some Jalapeno into the can of Alpo Cat food I set out for the kitten. <RageFury|Work> Freaking bastard tried to claw my pants.
<zamback> wth is "Ultraslim" ? <|DI|Okra^Ennis> its only 16 mm thick <deyja> zamback: the size condoms you wear
<Luthor> Dude, my school banned white t-shirts today :( <Luthor> they claimed it was a gang symbol, and that it promoted violence and conflict <Nasci> I'd rather just ban all the kids, no more violence, problem solved.
<distopia> whats the word for that ringing in your ears? <distopia> begins with T <overh3at> The Wife
<@adsf> nz is good to go to if you from aus cus there dollar is actualy worse then ours <*@orange1> that's because of all the civil unrest <*@orange1> orks fighting the horse people and whatnot
<digitok> which finger does a marriage/engagement ring go on a chick? <taco_boy> left
(+Apoc`) u wont believe what happened. (@povo) what? (+Apoc`) i copied a speech from the net (+Apoc`) didnt read it at all (+Apoc`) until i read it in class (+Apoc`) it full had swearin n shit in it (+Apoc`) like (+Apoc`) eating cunt and suckin cock (@povo) you actually read the swear words? (+Apoc`) yer man (+Apoc`) :s (@povo) owned
<emuflame-> what are some good efnet servers? <nylint> hahahahahahahahahahh that's like asking 'do they make heroin that doesn't kill people'
* Ashfield is now known as Atropos <-yptosis> Isn't Atropos that desease were you wang turns gray and falls off? <Camen> No. <-yptosis> God damnit, so I didn't need to wash it. That lying motherfucker.
<aqualung> that's weird, "douche" is the french word for shower <aqualung> but in english, when used with the word "bag" it becomes an insult <lefty> lol, you stupid SHOWER BAG <aqualung> and it also sorta sounds like germany's name in german <aqualung> if anyone were to associate germany with showers, it would be the jews, not the french ;) <lefty> yeah, but what's even weirder is the french have a word for something they never use
<arioch> Day changed to 11 Sep 2003 <arioch> whee <ukiro> ok, everyone put on fake beards <arioch> don't got one <ukiro> grow one <ukiro> HURRY <arioch> I haven't shaved in 3 or 4 weeks <arioch> I have something more than a stubble <Cyb> I have a goatsee thing <arioch> but that's about it <Cyb> er <Cyb> goatee <Cyb> damnit <arioch> you have a goatse <ukiro> hahaha <Cyb> stupid internet ruined my life
<degradationtrip> i need all 4 food groups now to get my mind off of things <atm_> pussy, beer, weed, cake.
<Costilled> "Try our new pepperoni pizza!" <Costilled> and I'm left thinking <Costilled> what's so new about it? <Costilled> so I kick the guy in the throat <Costilled> and take his wallet <Mystech> o.o out <Mystech> Or ouch <Mystech> depending on how weirdly my brain is functioning tonight. * karass has joined #jack <Costilled> and then there was deer <Costilled> don't get me started on deer <karass> i wont <karass> sorry i brought it up <Costilled> but the pizza was hand tossed <Costilled> the cook could have tossed off in the dough and we wouldn't know <Mystech> Well like didn't you watch him make the dough, too? <Costilled> He was kneading the dough as only a hooter girl could understand <Costilled> you know if they drop the dough while tossing it, your pizza is free <Mystech> Wow, man, that's deep. <Costilled> Did you know <Costilled> you can no longer get a pitcher of soda at pizza hut <Costilled> ? <karass> *gasp* <Costilled> your refills are free <karass> ive never gotten a pitcher of soda at pizza hut, so i dont think im terribly put off by the bad news <Costilled> they just don't want you hording the soda <Mystech> hehe <Costilled> the glasses are rediculously small however <Mystech> Arizona is the state of free refills. <Mystech> all refills are free. <Costilled> A smurf would get caught by his knickers if he decided to go for a swim <Mystech> uhhhhh. . . huh? <Costilled> and remember, it's never polite to place your tip to the server by aiming coins into his buttcrack <Mystech> O.o It's not polite for your server's buttcrack to be showing. <Costilled> I didn't care <Costilled> I was tipping him with the money I got from the guy I kicked in the throat <Costilled> nevermind the fact that it was canadian <Costilled> the money that is, not the buttcrack <Mystech> Them canadians are infultrating out society. <karass> apparently the new 20 is going to be peach colored <Mystech> have you seen the new twenty dollar bills? <Mystech> They are colored! <mulefoot> They're peachy :) <Mystech> Just like canadian funny-money! <karass> i hear thats because they are made of human flesh <Costilled> yes <mulefoot> Soylent greenbacks? <Costilled> soylent cash <Mystech> By gadzer! <Costilled> eeeevil <Costilled> I must unshare my brainwave with you * Costilled takes his brain out of the DMZ <mulefoot> Its just a harmonic...here file on one one of your fillings. <Costilled> I have no fillings <Costilled> I'm crest's bitch <mulefoot> In that case we're going to have to change the shape of your brain cavity. I'm going to need a power drill and an M-80. <Costilled> scope flavored <Costilled> the currency of the UK is multicolor <Costilled> and also scratch and sniff <Costilled> scratch it and it smells british
* punxy has joined #emo <punxy> hi all <_John> hi <_John> do you have a vagina? * punxy has quit IRC (Read error: No route to host) <_John> asking people if they have a vagina is a new h4x0ring technique to crash people boxes
(dj28): http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/ftp/graphics/AT13/refresh/ AL1303W5+GIF/081203W5.gif (ZemRrushe): safe for work? (dj28): no. it's a government sponsored goatse orgy gallery
<MrBob> I hate Uni. At least in film studies we get to talk about Fight Club. <@X-Factor> Wouldnt you be breaking the first 2 rules?
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<ShadowRage> if this net needs anything it's more linux <jimmiejaz> fuck no. <ShadowRage> if ths net needs anything it's more women* <ShadowRage> god dammit <ShadowRage> You know you've become a nerd when the word linux automatically replaces "women" in your mind.
<heroofhyr> Japan, China and South Korea team up to plan an operating system to rival Microsoft Windows. <heroofhyr> man i can't wait to try Rindows
<CptPlanet> ever get the urge to have someone videotape you masturbating in public so you can watch it later and laugh? or masturbate again. <slick> i have a tripod
<pantsme> guys, give me ways the govt influences your life daily <pantsme> i need 3 more <Novasol> what do you have already? <grendy> increased taxes due to multiple simultaneous wars, and slightly lower gas price3s thanks to stolen oil? <grendy> or should i just shut up? my head hurts <pantsme> i got the basics i just need a few others <pantsme> make stuff up <grendy> predator <GoatLord> how about: They make laws that say I can't beat that stupid fucker with a tire iron. <redsleep> reading my thoughts through major league baseball <grendy> uh, the illuminati, the skull & crossbones, the magestic twelve? <pantsme> nice <pantsme> askin this on irc was dumb <pantsme> :D <GoatLord> you think?
<Zorah> You're like a merry go round.. everyones had a ride. <Exodus> naw <Exodus> just the ones who are taller than 5'
<Hahn> I'm such a coding novice! My nipples get all hard when something compiles correctly.
<Ken> If a girl is 5'2" and weighs 110, what would her ring size be <Nny> Ken: depends on how big her finger is
[9:43:pm] <beau> man, i have so much respect for anyone that designs adult web sites [9:43:pm] <GodTheMod> its harder than it looks [9:43:pm] <xie> Hahahahaha [9:43:pm] <beau> i've been sorting through material for my site, and i can't help but get a hard on, and that means much less blood in my head.. i JUST CANT WORK LIKE THAT!
<Zok> Oh, it needs to be in jpg or png <Sephiroth> okay I changed the extension <Sephiroth> but isn't any smaller
<RikI> Havent had sex in sooooooo long <RikI> It's gotten to the point where i masturbate thinking of other times i masturbated. <Vorm> ...
docsigma2000: jesus christ man docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead c8info: Why? docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour. docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for??? docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it. docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites. docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance. ** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Kindred> I got a question: If you're driving in your car at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens? <Devilbunny> Kindred: It's all in your imagination. Putting "R-Type" stickers on your tarus will not give it enough extra horse power to reach any signficant fraction of the speed of light, no matter the size of your spoiler.
<JB> When I was a kid, you could just admire a naked woman. She didn't have to be defecating.
Hobbes_: Hmm. Hobbes_: I'm too lazy to use the mouse, and go to the address window. Hobbes_: http://movies.yahoo.com Hobbes_: Wait. Hobbes_: Shit. Hobbes_: I have to click that. =(
<PERL_ZEALOT> ( E@3 ) <PERL_ZEALOT> / /U <Brass> Whassat, Perl? <PERL_ZEALOT> Goatse.
(Serial) where can i buy speakers online (@NJD) www.speakersonline.com (Serial) australian (@NJD) www.speakersonline.com.au
SilverJstr: I dreamt it snowed last night SilverJstr: like, 20 inches SilverJstr: I woke with a scream ThanatoChaos: Canadian nightmares.
<malkygoat> i've donated 1000hours of CPU time to SETI <ozzmosis> malkygoat: you know in about 20 years time the alien ships will land here on Earth and demand to know why we've been DOSing their alien network 20 light years away with random packets
<gribble> might apply for some jobs I don't have a jews chance in Auschwitz of getting
<Ayesha> half the men in my family have mullets XD <dunderhead> are half the people in your family in serious relationships with other people in the famly as well? <dunderhead> thats usually the consequence of rocking the mullet
<Beren87> A swift kick in the pants <Beren87> that's always my suggestion <Beren87> for anything really <Beren87> Need to move a mule? A swift kick in the pants. Need orange juice? A swift kick in the pants <Beren87> It's very multi-purpose <TheXPhial> I need a gift for a friend
<Direw0lf> Sauki get some gerbils <Direw0lf> i've been told they're all sorts of fun <KhamulPPC> Especially with the optional extra of a microwave <Direw0lf> hehe <Sauki> gerbils? <KhamulPPC> You got something against gerbils? <Direw0lf> add helium and you've got gerbiloons <Sauki> i'm sure they taste good <Sauki> but i'm never sure what sauce to put with them
<Elise> hey do u have the compu wholesale purchase order at all? <logik> ? <logik> ummm <Elise> so? <logik> why do u need it <Elise> cause im attaching the invoice and entering it in myob then i need to do the billing .... <Elise> why do u ask? <Elise> have u eaten it or something? <Elise> ;) <logik> nah you see <logik> the thing is <logik> there was no toilet paper around
<barka> one more time, anybody around here use StrokeIt? <e> no, I prefer KY Jelly <barka> Y2KY Jelly. <barka> To cram 4 digits where only 2 used to fit.
* deflux- has joined #bondage <deflux-> I've got ducttape, some pliers and watermelon. Let's do this thing.
NeoNess19: new reports say that being with friends boost your immune system LippyTaK: unless youre sharing needles
<@Blaxthos> so apparently my 17yo cousin has VD <@seiki> heh <@seiki> Blaxthos: sucky <@Blaxthos> yea, she's hot )-;
NeoNess: My cell phone rang in the church and everyone looked at me. I answered it and someone told me to turn it off. I told them it was god and he was furiously angered at them, and he would smite them with his holy fist. I proceeded to scream "Repent!" at the top of my voice. long story short, I dont have to go to church anymore
<Sarah> Press 321 to talk to 18/f/dick <W0lf> Eww <The Void> 321 <The Void> Wait, shit.