<Vikki> everyone send me more pics of you all :) <Vikki> lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag * Vikki was kicked by Vikki (stop flooding)
<NE|KevinDeux> would ME run good on a p100, 32mb ram? <[xeno]Nirox> sure....if its being draged behind a car
Skywalker> we need a transportation systems like the Europians Pheylan> smelly?
<Insomniak> so anyways <Insomniak> I had just got back from a school camping trip <Insomniak> and I had a school tent being kept in a black garbage bag <Insomniak> i had to return it that morning <Insomniak> i was running late <Insomniak> so I pick up a black bag and go to school <Insomniak> and later in the day, my Outdor Ed teacher comes up to me <Insomniak> "do you know what was in that bag you brought me?" <Insomniak> me: "uh, a tent?" <Insomniak> "no" <Insomniak> "soiled diapers" <Insomniak> i had brought the wrong bag
if you get turned down for a job, its just like getting turned down for a date, only girls dont often give you the courtesy of "Thanks for applying, we will keep your resume on file. have a nice day!"
<sean> And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, <sean> "Thou shalt cross the road." <sean> And the chicken crossed the road <krohnjw__> that chicken should have been like "back off god, im doing this my way" <krohnjw__> then he would have gotten owned
Crazzeh Timmeh: dude Crazzeh Timmeh: i just found out Crazzeh Timmeh: im so sorry Crazzeh Timmeh: i had no idea you were gay KashJC: hahahaha KashJC: are u that bored? Crazzeh Timmeh: could you tell? KashJC: yes KashJC: lol Crazzeh Timmeh: wanna fuck Crazzeh Timmeh: ? Crazzeh Timmeh: you know, since ur gay and all KashJC: nah, not rite now...kinda busy Crazzeh Timmeh: later? KashJC: aight, when im done with this stuff Crazzeh Timmeh: kk Crazzeh Timmeh: who is stuff? never heard of him KashJC: dont ask, we're busy Crazzeh Timmeh: bastard, you're cheating on me now! KashJC: hahah KashJC: sorrie daddy Crazzeh Timmeh: i knew you were a dirty whore
<Vict0r> they made a hackers 3? <Vict0r> i didn't know that <Majuju> they made a hackers 2? <jules> they made a hackers 2? <mnerd> what's hackers <jules> winner.
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> lol i came up to one of those domain names that arent registered <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> here are the top 5 searches performed <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 1. naked <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 2. boobs <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 3. big boobs <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 4. vagina <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 5. yu-gi-oh
<Joe> I know everything there is to know about masturbating <Tiffany> teach me joe <Joe> OK WELL FIRST FIND YOUR PENIS <Joe> YOU GOTS ONE OF THOSE RIGHT?? <Joe> BECAUSE OTHERWISE THIS IS GOING TO BE REALLY REALLY DIFFICULT <Tiffany> o damn <Tiffany> nevermind then
<Borlath_Mon> Dammit...what's a good ascii equivalent to "get down tonight"? <Fox_Alan> dunno.. <Borlath_Mon> Dammit. <Borlath_Mon> I'm trying to put together an ascii version of a song <Borlath_Mon> Do a little dance <Borlath_Mon> :D-< <Borlath_Mon> :D|-< <Borlath_Mon> :D/-< <Borlath_Mon> :D|-< <Borlath_Mon> :D-< <Borlath_Mon> :D|-< <Borlath_Mon> :D/-< <Borlath_Mon> make a little love <Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D <Borlath_Mon> 8==wD <Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D <Borlath_Mon> 8w==D <Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D <Borlath_Mon> 8==wD <Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D <Borlath_Mon> Get down tonight? <Fox_Alan> hmmmmmmm <Borlath_Mon> It's a tricky one
<cortXbomb> yo, I need some good shit to put on my resume that makes it look lilke I use my computers for more than general piracy
«@ Darth_Angelus» thats what happens when you play avp2 too much « TheMaskedMan » You get hairy palms and go blind <JonR> no tmm <JonR> thats masturbation « TheMaskedMan » oh « TheMaskedMan » I confuse the two
OAGreatLordAxion: You worry me sometimes, Tom. Blast Enforcer: Good. Blast Enforcer: I like to keep people on their toes. OAGreatLordAxion: U and your homoerotic thoughts... OAGreatLordAxion: u sure thats not on thier knees?
<jcarle> BangBus is a standard that all us real men should measure ourselves up to. <jcarle> Well, maybe not, but it'd sure be cool to do the same thing and have it work for us for once. <chaind> lol
Blast Enforcer: oh, and just so you know, I've never stuck anything up my ass, and nor have I thought about it. OAGreatLordAxion: ummm OAGreatLordAxion: i didnt wonder Blast Enforcer: oh Blast Enforcer: ok OAGreatLordAxion: right up until you said that. OAGreatLordAxion: now im concerned.
<@phessler> expecting people to be competent went out of style when the dot-com boom hit
(@Miz): have we all gone outside to look at mars yet? (@Chris_): cba (@Chris_): its quicker to go to naza.gov and download a high res image (@Chris_): nasa.gov * (@Miz): and print it out then stick it on the window (@Chris_): exactly!
«@ Geza» how do u shut it down?! «@ Geza» 2 shut down sum 1's chan?! <PcChip> well <PcChip> try this, <PcChip> type: /quit shutdown #cafe_paradise «@ Geza» ur lieing «@ Geza» it will kick me «@ Geza» u gay Quits: Geza (~htrsh@owns.tha.world.edu) (Quit: shutdown # cafe_paradise)
<BoZo> Hmmm, this is scary, I was writing something today (with pen and paper!) and then I made an error and for like 5 seconds I wanted to undo :/ <BoZo> With a Ctrl+Z <kdub> haha <FyreDaug> BoZo you geek <kdub> i was drawing something on a piece of paper in class <kdub> and a computer was right in front of me too <kdub> when i messed up drawing <BoZo> It felt weird :p <kdub> i reached up and hit ctrl-z <BoZo> haha
<xassassingod> but i do love brittany murphy <xassassingod> she WILL have my babies <***|away> you make some and then put them in front of her door ?
*** O_T_T_E_R Joined #warez/chat «( cAz )»: sup otter «( Mark )»: lol «( Mark )»: you both go to the same university? «( cAz )»: yeah «( cAz )»: hes like 2 feet away from me «( Mark )»: so u still talk on irc? «( cAz )»: no he wants warez too «( Elf )» university students trading illegal content.. dont they teach you guys the different between right and wrong in school? :p «( Mark )»: im going to report you casey j and justin for trading illegal content at a university «(@ deTh[aWay] )»: mark «(@ deTh[aWay] )»: you're sitting in a warez channel and threatening to report people for it «( Mark )»: sure «( cAz )»: lol you noticed that too huh? «( Mark )»: im here for the chat «( Mark )»: not for the warez «( Mark )»: ;)
<cannibal> oooh, the Bali bombers used SMS enabled phones to give orders... <cannibal> only terrorists use SMS. <brainbox> and most of europe <cannibal> is there a difference?
<Virgin_girl> there is a new killer virus.... i can feel it.... scan ur discs people! <Virgin_girl> i think im infected... im feeling like that <Virgin_girl> norton knows it is inefcted <Virgin_girl> it does not tell the truth
<Hitei> I can also IMPLY that you are an idiot. <Hitei> Which, you are, but I'm not saying it, just IMPLYING it. IMPLY is the key word there. <Si`Howe> Look at that. You typed more than three words. <Hitei> Shut up, you.
(+Jolt) idont have a pornocollection does that make me weird? (ThugzLoveinThugzMansion) yes
> Okay life is good. > Some girl I know IRL. > Just im'ed me and said she masturbated thinking of me last night. > Yep, life is good. <Seryu> lol > Aww fuck.. she said it was the wrong window.
<FFk> he had a stroke <FFk> and only half of his face works <FFk> isnt that wicked? <FFk> kinda like twoface from batman :D
<Uno> am I better then Keanu Reeves? Well that is a matter of opinion and acting ability * Uno is now known as Rkiver <Skorp> heh <Plague> lol <The_GoldFish> no one is better than Keanu Reeves <The_GoldFish> NO ONE <The_GoldFish> anyway <Plague> keanu reeves is the master * Zapth likes Rkiver more then Keanu Reeves * Skorp hides <Plague> who else do you know who can fly? <Rkiver> Clarke Kent <PatamonKid> you are keanu reeves's bitch <Skorp> Superman??
<MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> I have a *nix os. <MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> Several. <MeKa> [11:54] <Cidsa> hurray <MeKa> [11:54] <Cidsa> next is <MeKa> [11:54] <MeKa> linux? <MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> RH 9, Mandrake 9, Debian, Slackware and Gentoo. <MeKa> dont call me an idiot if you didnt answer before I asked the question <MeKa> DOLT:P > Uh' dude. > They're different flavours of Linux. > Sort of like Microsoft is a flavour of being ass raped by a dead turkey.
<[Hobbes]> -rw------- 1 hobbes hobbes 7802880 Aug 20 07:03 metaballs.core <[Hobbes]> wtf is THAT <@dk> your metaballs dumped thier core? ;) <[Hobbes]> heh I read it as meatballs the first time <@ky_druid> damn Hobbes, do you have to use your metaballs so hard that they coredump? sheesh.
<Jeeba> You sad sad men. <Jeeba> I took off of school today to watch the Two Towers' Special Features disc over and over. <Xylene> and you call us sad.
Rob - you know u have a high sperm count when she has to chew before she swallows!
<Credence> how is an athlon even remotely comparable to a celeron <Aeturnus> they're pretty close in speed
<enaz> what's the best way to tell the difference between flirting and networking <FifthColumn> enaz: how stiff the cat5 cable is?
<bucket> The U.S. is strange! <Ven99> - Iknow <Ven99> - I was downt in texas and walked into a mexican abortion clinic. <bucket> why were you in there??? <Ven99> - The sign in the front said "CRIME STOPPERS"
<BoriS> so, it's important to know, what kind of movie you'll look BEFORE you enter the theatre <Bastaard> like people taking the advice of other people on IRC that when they get to a japanese restaurant that they order "bukakke" for dessert
* tania has joined #maths <tania> if i had a line on a graph, how would i know points (x,y,z) lie on the graph? <LackLustre> ERR HERR HERRR SUB THEM INTO THE LINE EQUATIONS <tania> and then what? <LackLustre> MASTURBATE INTO A PAPER CUP!!!!! <LackLustre> no, you're done, truthfully. <tania> lol <LackLustre> let's say i got a totally fucking crazy line like y = 3x + 2 <LackLustre> it sickens me to type it, but there we go <LackLustre> is (2,1) on it? * sabamacx rofls :D <LackLustre> does 2 = 3.1 + 2 <LackLustre> NO IT FUCKING WELL DOESN'T <LackLustre> SO FUCK YOU, LINE, FUCK YOU, POINTS <sabamacx> we need more people like LackLustre, he's my golden ray for the day :D
<omega> i have a question. <omega> is your community THAT small that you're so bored and lifeless that you need to spam communities that are 20x bigger? <FFk> how about i answer your question, with another question. <FFk> Have you ever seen a naked man ride a horse?
<FFk> Ive been living on my own for 2 weeks. Im so bad with money and shit im drinking apple juice and eating animal crackers. <Goftyrind> erm.... <FFk> i can safely say i need my mommy.
<molo242k> ALLO WESTERN COMRADES! NO COMMUNISTS HERE! JUST HARD WORKING YANKY DOODLE DANDY WESTERN CO WORKERS! OH BOY! TIME FOR SOEM MORE OF THAT FAMOUS AMERICAN APPLE PIE! PERHAPS LATER WE WILL ENGAGE IN MANLY EMBRACE WHILST STILL CLINGING DESPERATELY TO THE ILLUSION OF HETEROSEXUALITY JAH?
<Ysabelle> my god <Ysabelle> a sixteen year old friend of mine has a full beard and goatee. <bark> hahaha <Gizmo^_^> impressive <Gizmo^_^> (says darth) <Ysabelle> And she refuses to wax!
PythagorusBAN: I think every "bottom" quote on bash has the word 'nigger' PythagorusBAN: I didn't know there were that many niggers on the internet to begin with Boozmation: you come across them everyonce in a while.. usually at dating websites PythagorusBAN: or porn sites Boozmation: oh yea PythagorusBAN: or the National Geographic webiste Boozmation: well then its not even a contest
<bishead> man there is such a difference between online comp players and online console players. <bishead> when i play cs my sexuality is attacked like a hundred times and my mother's weight mentioned 50 times. <bishead> i was playing some guy in madden 2004 on ps2. and this guy was all like "hey man ur doing pretty good" and giving me tips and shit. <bishead> but i've been playing cs too long. blurted out i wanna fuck ur mother with a pole. <bishead> i kinda felt bad after.