<fr0k> Methinks Slicey is A) blushing or B) seriously not amused * fr0k hopes for A [later] <Fractal-Coffee> (i think she's just ignoring you fr0k) <fr0k> (she is) <Fractal-Coffee> (safer than acknowledging anything you say) <pineapple_slice> stop talking about me. <fr0k> (she's telling us to stop talking about her...) <Fractal-Coffee> (should i say "who said we were talking about you" to her?) <Fractal-Coffee> (maybe that'll throw her off) <fr0k> (yeah, let's try that) <Fractal-Coffee> who said we were talking about you? <Fractal-Coffee> who said we were talking at all? <pineapple_slice> ... You and fr0k. I'm not that stupid. <Fractal-Coffee> were we talking? <Fractal-Coffee> who's we? <Fractal-Coffee> oh, right <fr0k> (I dont' think she's buying it) <Fractal-Coffee> (foiled)
<Calisa> I can only hope there are hotel rooms involved in the party. I need to give my secret garden to serenity. We'll ride the comet of passion and wait until the sun dawns on the pool of spilled innocence. A world that's calm in the everlasting wake. <TribGuru> she's gonna fuck the desk clerk.
A little overexcited about Silent Hill: <Aremis> Who can take a fire sireeennnnn.... and make a symbol of fear and dread? Who can take a sweet town and fill it with the undead? Konami cannnnn... The Konami Corp. cannnnnn..... <Aremis> The Konami Corp. can take a simple hospital and make it a hell of rust and bloooooddddddd...... <Aremis> Who can take a happy dayyyyyy.... and shove it full of fog and snow? Who can make monsters that die with one blow? Konami cannnnnn.... the Konami corp. cannnnnn.... <Aremis> The Konami Corp. can because people are addicted to fear and they have stockholders in North koreaaaaa.....
<@sed> somebody tell me what i'm forgetting to save before i reinstall windows <+nimper> porn <@Jagfire> sed, porn <+Sabby> porn
<spacemank> someone help me think of an eye catching phrase or something about me. <cky> hm <cky> your nickname rhymes with 'wank' <PsykoDave> Spacewank! <spacemank> gr... not to do with my NICK <cky> well, you said about you :P <spacemank> yes, me. not my nick. <spacemank> I am not my nick. <spacemank> I am me. <Greg|wawy> if you re-arrange the letters, you get "spankmace" <cky> your nick has to do with you <spacemank> not really. <spacemank> GRR <spacemank> USELESS <Greg|wawy> :D <cky> which is almost "spank mice" <cky> you could also rearrange it to say MSPancake! <spacemank> I hate you.
<Sabrebutt> So, I started learning Java today. <tacojon> eww <tacojon> i hope you washed your hands afterwards
SG The Clown: lol check this out i photoshopped a pic about that Darksyphon23: you credit for mine idea :- Sweet J Elite: .. rofl [5 MONTHS later] Sweet J Elite: i'm gonna go play final fantasy x Darksyphon23: haha, i was thinkg that too, "you credit for mine idea" Sweet J Elite: you do know that it was you that said that, right? Darksyphon23: wh...huh? Darksyphon23: i thought it was you who said that Sweet J Elite: no, you said it, and sg and i have been making fun of you for it for the past 5 months Darksyphon23: fuck..FUCK! [silence for 5 minutes] Sweet J Elite: dude, are you pissed? Darksyphon23: OF COURSE I'M PISSED! I JUST FOUND OUT "YOU CREDIT FOR MINE IDEA" was MINE IDEA!
<Uhh_Duh> relationships are so easy thanks to the internet.. you can establish and destroy them at the touch of a few keys! <black-ice> it all starts with 3 letters, asl <black-ice> and ends with stfu
<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> I want Disney Land to like, Make an AOL
ride.
<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> And 2 seconds after it starts.
<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> It stops.
<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> And screams "DISCONNECTED. >:("
(@aoi|triviabot) 9. What is a group of gorillas? (@rifleman) rap group (@ThunderBall) basketball team
<krulos> my bud had sex with his girl last night 4 times and in the morning she said,"He was the best she ever had." <krulos> i told him i had sex with my girl 6 time last night and this morning she said,"I was God!" lol. how many times did u get it on last night? <KavorkianKilled> once <krulos>hahaha, did she say anything to you this morning? <KavorkianKilled> yeah, don't stop.
<evileye|ESC> http://promotions.yahoo.com/yodel/ <evileye|ESC> YAhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! <Hellfire> ROFL <evileye|ESC> "DO NOT ENTER THIS PROMOTION IF YOU ARE NOT LOCATED AND LEGALLY RESIDING IN THE UNITED STATES (EXCEPT FLORIDA) DURING THE ENTIRE TERM OF THIS PROMOTION." <evileye|ESC> EXCEPT FLORIDA! <evileye|ESC> damn old people <Hellfire> hahaha <Hellfire> they dont want the professional florida yodelers to win......
<[Max]Kaz> does any1 know if I can extract a bit of a movie without all the files? <[Max]Kaz> Its p0rn so I dont need all of it
<dr_binks>I think they should start rating bash quotes according to how stupid the people are, not how funny the quotes are.
<+phU|CrUM> i woke up to the sound of rain of the roof <+phU|CrUM> layed in bed and listend to it for a couple of minutes then rememberd that i left my windows down in the car <+BalefireX> that would have been funny to watch <+phU|CrUM> what? me sprint out of bed, run outside half asleep, realize that i forgot my keys, slip in the mud and almost fall on my face turning around, get inside, grab my keys, sprint back outside and close my windows? <+phU|CrUM> naw, that wouldnt have been funny to watch <+BalefireX> you realize that your car would have been just as wet had you taken your time to get dressed and calmly walk out and do it? <+phU|CrUM> you see, now i realize that... but when im half asleep im like 10x as dumb as i usually am <+BalefireX> im amazed you remembered to breathe
<LicknDrgn> I dunno, I haven't used a stock HSF in one of my machines since P200 days <LicknDrgn> Which probably accounts for the fact I've got a cold CPU most days and fuck all else to my name :) <LicknDrgn> Then again, the drug addict and alcoholic phases probably don't help either. <LicknDrgn> Still, at least I can play video games drunk and stoned with the heater on :P <LicknDrgn> And really, isn't that what's important in life? <LicknDrgn> ... <LicknDrgn> I wish I had a heater :(
<Ziller> I'm confused now <Ziller> am I me? <Ziller> [12:14] *** Ziller (ziller@bnc.host) Quit (Ping timeout) <_jackal> it's weird to see yourself quit from irc.. <Ziller> like seeing your own death
<[TFCC]MysteryDate> and what kind of tools am I going to need to put all this crap together <[TFCC]MitsuMan> philips head screwdriver and knife to open packages lol <[TFCC]FloorPie> A knife? Use your teeth <[TFCC]MysteryDate> what about securing the mobo in the case <[TFCC]FloorPie> You'll have such a hard on when the new hardware arives, just poke the package open <[TFCC]MysteryDate> or tape and grease? i read somewehreabout that <[TFCC]MysteryDate> but I have no idea why <[TFCC]MitsuMan> everything will come with mounting screws M <[TFCC]MysteryDate> oh right <[TFCC]MysteryDate> dammit <[TFCC]FloorPie> The tape is to hold your hardon down <[TFCC]FloorPie> the greese is for afterwards
<Kai> I like big xc,jhagjhrrss and I cannot lie. <Ben-San> You other brothers can't deny when a fhgargh walks in with an itty bitty SLAJCHSAFGBG and a big typo in your face.. :P <Kai> You get gfdhgfj and you wanna pull up gfyifu because you notice that xc,jhagjhrrss was djhfdjhf. <Ben-San> This leads to the eternal question: what rhymes with djhfdjhf? <H_Cuz> gjhfdjhf. <Kai> bjhfbjhf?
<Fusion> My cat tried to eat a praying mantis. I told him it was a bad idea. <Mitsugi> what was his response? <Fusion> Uh... "meow" <Mitsugi> figures <Fusion> Yeah. What a bitch.
<Elfer> I remember tangie complained about only getting a $30 GC game for EASTER <Elfer> bitch <Elfer> Know what I got for easter? <Elfer> nothing <Elfer> not even chocolate or anything <Elfer> Well, at least I didn't get crucified <Elfer> unlike some suckers at easter
<obso> christ <obso> you get drunk and make out with a guy <obso> and all of a sudden all of irc is on yer ass <obso> my girlfriend thought it was cute.
<MrBeanTroll> ah, San Francisco Personal Ads <Ocean-Saurian> What aobut 'em? <MrBeanTroll> you will never find a more retched hive of scum and villiany <MrBeanTroll> I must be careful <MrBeanTroll> "I'm looking for a cute strong guy with a truck to help me move a couch from Dolores Park to Oakland some time this week during the evening. I'll buy you dinner afterwards. Picture required." <MrBeanTroll> "you must be THIS hot to move my furniture"
<Procyon> I don't know the world around me! <Procyon> I'm scared, and confused! <DS> have you felt a strong desire to vote for george w. bush recently?
<@Disciple> im stuck in traffic <@Disciple> sigh <@oz> stop ircing from your phone you lame piece of shit <@oz> if you were jewish, that would make sense.
<BlazeHedgehog> For a few seconds when AOL first loads it displays the wrong image with the wrong headline on the front page <BlazeHedgehog> So it's got this guy kneeling at the WTC Memorial, crying, headline reads "HILLARY DUFF'S NEW CD RELEASED" <Waffle-X> lol <Sz> I'd be crying too
<evilive> I've got the crime of the century <evilive> we'll say we're offering free chicken as a promotion, right? <evilive> then when the niggers show up we'll shoot them and take their gold teeth.
<Disciple> Oh man, I was listening to music today, and I looked up, and all the kids were like ":O" and staring at the teacher, so I took off my music to see what was going on... <Disciple> So I took off the headphones <Disciple> And The teacher was screaming <Disciple> "PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH! PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH!" <Disciple> "GIVE IT TO HIM NOW! GIVE IT TO HIM NOW!" <[Striker]> O_o <Elyssa> Oo; <K-S> :O <Ness|Scripting> :O <Velcant> ...o_O <Disciple> And so I was like "What the hell's going on?" <Disciple> And I looked over <Disciple> and she was screaming on the phone. <Disciple> And I just started cracking up <Disciple> But then I found out that it was really sad and it was her son dying and someone had to give him his injection :( <Disciple> But before I heard that, it was the funniest thing ever. <[Striker]> ...well, damn, <Disciple> (He is safe now)
* Steele looks at his watch <Steele> well either its 6:15 or mickey has a hard on
<@Moonpie> if you get into an rpg battle with the plastic wrap around some sort of food you are the more stereotypical nerd in the world <+silv|LUNCH> it wasn't an rpg battle
<Darkseid> anyone want to hear a song i'm writing <RaTS_FYA> :) <Darkseid> it's called "if girls bled cranberry juice" <RaTS_FYA> lol <RaTS_FYA> lets here it dark <oldskoolsenate> yeah <oldskoolsenate> i wanna hear <oldskoolsenate> please pleaes please <Darkseid> ok <Darkseid> keep in mind that it's metalish <Darkseid> Ahem * Darkseid clears throat <oldskoolsenate> Darkseid that's alright <Darkseid> if girls bled cranberry juice would you press and squeeze them dry <Darkseid> would you hold their heads so sweetly til juice ran from their eye <Darkseid> f juice ran from girls' ears would you have them for a snack. <Darkseid> What if orange juice was dripping from her snatch <Darkseid> I would <Darkseid> Chorus <Darkseid> I mean no one likes a glass of juice better than me... better than me... better than me... no one likes a glass of juice better than me... better than me me me.... <oldskoolsenate> Darkseid: That's really touching.
(+emil) hahahahahahshsahhahshahhhhhash (@Spellbinder) hash? (+emil) what? (+emil) oh (+emil) i have fat fingers (+emil) so when i laugh on irc (+emil) i press the s button too
<Atob> The internet's like the Bible but with pictures. <Atob> And those pictures are of naked ladies.
<WoobiE> hey.. i see me in that pic! <WoobiE> hooray for me <jimiw> your mum must be proud <WoobiE> yep <WoobiE> doesnt explain why she beats me and tells me i destroyed the family though
<Elfer> OMG OMG OMG <Elfer> I just had an idea <Elfer> ok, cats land on their feet, right? <Elfer> right <Elfer> toast lands peanut butter sde down, right? <Elfer> right <very_clock> right <Elfer> now, what if I tape a piece of toast peanut butter side up to a cat's back and drop it <Elfer> ??? <very_clock> uhhhm the cat will cancel out the toast thing, cats beat toast anyday <Elfer> uhh, no <very_clock> yep <Elfer> I think I get some sort of physics defying contradiction conundrum and the cat will hover <Elfer> It's almost too simple to take over the world with this type of device...
<Rowdy> I made a really evil alarm for myself this morning. <Stoney> An evil alarm? <Rowdy> sleep 21600 && cat /kernel > /dev/audio <Rowdy> Turn your speakers to max and do that. <Rowdy> It is MEAN. <matt> i have lots of kewl mp3 mixing software atm :) <Rowdy> Think like an air raid siren crossed with a million babies crying in unison. <matt> .. and then were suddenly silenced? <Rowdy> HAHAHAHAHAA <Rowdy> ROFL <Rowdy> That's the shit.
<NekoNick> And you claim to be sentient? <RaZorblade> sentient??????????????????????????????????????????????? <NekoNick> I guess that answers my question.
<@parasyte> I went straight towards my room where my nice large full size bed I had since I was 5 years old awaited me. I opened the door and... <@parasyte> ... there is my sister, riding her fat boyfriend, fucking his brains out. <@parasyte> My first thought was, "Wow, she had perky tits". My second thought was, "Wow, so does he",
<flint`> well <flint`> this wc3 channel has taught me one thing about korea <flint`> they have completely abolished sexism <flint`> and now they all just act like girls
<KrudOnAStick> haha i read a story about a brazilian dude who married a blow up sex doll <KrudOnAStick> his parents told him to divorce it and he killed them
<mightious> it would be cool to get attacked my a monster or something, I mean think of the stories <mightious> or if you died you'd be a hero <Hidden_7> yah, I prepare for monster attacks daily <Hidden_7> cause imagine if you WERE a hero <mightious> I have garlic incase of vampires, and a cross incase of a vampire, and on the rare chance of a vampire I have holy water <mightious> ...actually im only prepared for vampires
moonman137: (she has no clue) moonman137: (does putting it in these not let her see it?) waymon04: (i think so)
bob2 | fuck, my room is like a bad text adventure! tb | The top of my monitor is too thin to fit anything, unless I glue it on. bob2 | > take thermos bob2 | the thermos lid falls off, spilling boiling water all over you! bob2 | you die! bob2 | play again (y/n)? Faugn | no
<Joe> reich as in shut the fuck up, you're a fag <Reich> OOh <Reich> coming from a guy who had cyber-sex witha guy <Sabdo> ... <Sabdo> wtf do you think the internet is FOR?
<Techdeck> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get *nix man pages