*** Antiarc is now known as Antiarrrrrrc <Bloody_Davy_Flint> How's it going Antiarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc? <Antiarrrrrrc> Arr, there be a steering wheel in me crotch! <screevo> Doesnt that hurt? <Antiarrrrrrc> Aye! It's drivin' me nuts!
<Eyal> i've been having a dilemma <Eyal> what are better to play with <Eyal> boobs or balls? <Fidel-> boobs <hex-> boobs <Eyal> i mean, when they're yours <Fidel-> balls <hex-> balls
<@Shively> my last college had a guy who was smearing feces on the bathroom walls <+PickleHead> ewww <@Shively> yea well the guy at our college was becomming so popular that the student goverment put an article out on him <+PickleHead> have you seen the book called Brown spots on the walls by "hooflung pooh"? <+PickleHead> :P <@Shively> he said he would stop if he could have a spot for somehting he wanted to say <@Shively> so they gave it to him and he defended it as an art form <+PickleHead> LMAO <+PickleHead> you can't be serious <@Shively> saying that feces drawn on walls is an expression of fecal art <@Shively> so <+PickleHead> ...................................... <+PickleHead> fecal... art.... <@Shively> the janitors responded with their own article
<FireEgl> so hurngy =( <tito> why don't you eat your dick? <tito> heh <FireEgl> I need something more filling.
<The_Kirbinator> 3000 mexicans dies yesterday........ 5 car pile-up on the I-10
<Legion> touching yourself leeds to blindness <beej> heh, and spellin problems, apparently <beej> ...omfg
<poppycat> well..I dont have a vibrator any more but yes...he was called mister buzzy and he used to squirm and vibrate across the floor at great speed <kirsy> you let your vibrator play on the floor? <poppycat> yes..I didnt get much out of using it so I decided to let it amuse me by racing it <Yasui> "GO MR BUZZY! beat that other vibrator! you can do it! "
<Da_Wrecka> The guns cost £10. Considering the guns can be used in other games too that's not bad at all. <SLowry05> yeah wtf is that thing in front of hte numbers <Da_Wrecka> And it's still cheap. <Da_Wrecka> It's called a "pound sign" <SLowry05> oh you're chinese?
jason: i used to always get free pizza hut for reading books and shit :o/ jason: my family depended on my book reading to provide dinner
<Ariakas> What's white, black, and red all over and has difficulty passing through a revolving door? <Dolands> A nun with a spear through her head!
<Ariakas> HAHAHA <Ariakas> Look what happened on my MUD <Ariakas> SylphW leaps into the Lynx fighting stance. <Ariakas> MyAss slinks into the Ferret fighting stance. <Ariakas> SylphW's strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to MyAss!
<fade> Dear France, <fade> Bite Me <fade> Signed, <fade> Fade <Queued> Dear Fade, <Queued> We surrender <Queued> Love, <Queued> France
* RE_away just taped himself waving a broomstick and changed it into a lightsaber with the help of Video Editing Software <RE_away> How productive <RE_away> Now to do the same thing with my penis
<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH <YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER. * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.) * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined # <YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF
<crhyme> I made a windchime out of used condoms <soop> does it go "slap phlap wap" <soop> in the wind? <sunrinse> crhyme: sounds more slappy than chimey <soop> or does it more of an aromatherapy thing <crhyme> well its mostly just for style <crhyme> its also a great way to dry out your condoms
<Nate> The Americans spent 5 years and 10 million dollars to develope a pen that would write in space, freezing cold, extreme heat, and in zero gravity. <Nate> The Russians used a pencil
buservt: I was trying to find a tape downstairs, and I have diarhea, and I had to shit really bad, and I saw a copy of austin powers, and there was a picture of fat bastard on it when he is trying to eat mini me, and I thought (in fat bastards voice) "stay in my butthole" and I laughed so hard I shit all over myself buservt: another pair of shorts ruined
<padnaebaen> fuck me i love irc <spanky> yes, its the distilled essence of humanity <spanky> without the odour
<AGaeris> And what were you doing? Oh yeah. Cybering. <AGaeris> CYBERING LIKE RABBITS WITHOUT A CAUSE.
<khanjackalmoreau> i knew a kid who dressed up as a goth leprechaun for halloween <khanjackalmoreau> all black outfit, with a grayscale rainbow, and a pot full of cure albums
<Dracon> I saw a mormon crash his bike into a power pole <Dracon> that was grand :D <NaKeD> LOL <html> heHaHehAHehAeh :D <Dracon> I walked past and said "Not even God saw that one coming... well done tiger!"
<fruchtig> Doctors are so evil. They tell you to get in a certain position, hide behind a wall, and let YOU soak up a few x-rays. The doctor thinks, "Just stay there while I go hide behind this wall and press this button for a moment while hysterically laughing at you." And then you see that radioactive symbol on the machine surrounding your head and think, "Oh joy!"
<BiZZY> GOD DAMNIT! <Strom> ? <BiZZY> only doctor close to me that will check me under title 19 is my ex g/f's mom <Strom> ...so? <BiZZY> I know her really well <BiZZY> kind of odd, I'd be having my groin checked <Strom> i imagine that would make you more comfortable than having a stranger prod your groin <BiZZY> no I'd rather have someone I don't know that I won't probly see again do it <BiZZY> than someone whose daughter used to play with the same area
<Repent> I hate it when I'm the only one what chats in the room. Cause then I'm just hearing myself blabber. <stugster> we hate it when you chat in the room in general
<Fury> fappathon .. wonder if i can get that registered as a raising money thing <Fury> "come and compete in this years annual fapathon! Raise money to help the blind!"
<tabooli> A drunken friend recently mispronounced "continental drift," and it came out sounding like "cunnilingual drift." We brainstormed a few meanings for cunnilingual drift before settling on this one: When a person's tongue drifts down to a woman's anus, on purpose or by accident, during an intense session of cunnilingus.
<ecoli> i remember the girl who lived next to mea <ecoli> and we saw pictures in my dad's uh. magazines. <ecoli> "THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN, LET'S TRY THAT." <ecoli> i think that was also her first golden shower experience, heh. at that age, i figured that was the only liquid that came out of there.
<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> DRUGS ARE BAD <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> unless you are sick <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or depressed <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or having trouble sleeping <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when you need to stay awake <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when you need a little inspiration <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when trying to win a sporting event <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when trying to look cool <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when you're just not feeling 100% <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> but other than that they are BAD
< Mennonite> hey docfu < Mennonite> I had a mindblowing last four days < Mennonite> did you? < docfu> Menno well, i had a headblowing in there too < docfu> to the point where I started to lose oxygen to my brain and become eurphoric... < TenBaseT> docfu: when that happens it's time to loosen the belt.
<^Melchior^> MY NAMES BUSH!... HELP MY FIND IRAQ'S NUCLEAR WEAPONS, ORDER YOUR VERY OWN "FIND MR. SADDAMS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION DETECTION KIT", Kit Includes: Darts and a Map
<virt> i'm a musician. of course i hate HHC. you can't like it unless you are a) a candy raver, b) a candy raver, c) a candyraver, and possibly d) tone deaf and epileptic - and/or german
<@Rob_Saunders> why do people dislike pop bands? <+K_Praslowicz> Mecause it is mass-produced crap <@Rob_Saunders> it's not all crap :( <+K_Praslowicz> Maybe, But I'm not one to dig through piles of shit to pick out a good piece of corn to eat.
* Dante changes topic to 'ChanServ can go suck a cock.' * ChanServ changes topic to 'Fuck You'
* God plays the Sims. * God clicks on "Gothic" and selects "swear" <Gothic> Fuck <Gothic> Wait, what
<su-Septik> canada has a nuclear program? <su-noel> yeah it's some old dood that survived chernobyl <su-noel> we keep him in a box
<noddy> oops, i banned tgo last night and forgot to remove it :/ <Mortarion> yes you did <noddy> sorry dude :*( <The_Gifted_One> yeah, u whore :P <noddy> :/ <Mortarion> am i gonna have to start checking the ban list when i get up every morning again? <noddy> again!? <Mortarion> yes, when i first gave you ops i'd have to check the banlist, usually you hadn't banned anyone in particular, you'd just filled it up with crap banmasks <Mortarion> i got up one morning and like 40 countries had been banned <The_Gifted_One> ROFL
<spungles> ooh <spungles> hot chick in the park <spungles> bbl <moleman> WAIT <moleman> give us a URL first! <xanex> no <xanex> I think he means IRL
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[mdtown] I wouldn't screw Dionne Warwick with a 10-meter extendopenis. [Jade Lotus] lol [mdtown] You've never heard the term extendopenis before? [mdtown] Well, welcome to a new level of human consciousness. [mdtown] "Go Go Gadget Cock!"
<pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> kirby dances <pathogen> for money <pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> <(O_O)> <pathogen> cha-cha-cha! <kermit> gay
<Lailoken> On Cinemax tonight they're showing Shrek from 11:00 to 12:30 and then Best Sex Ever from 12:30 to 1:00. <Lailoken> Somewhere in America parents leave their child to go to a dinner party, "Here honey, you just watch Shrek and we'll be home some time after midnight."
<Godspore> lmao, 3 1/2 floppy(a;) total size: 864GB, 224 objects... <Boko> :O <Godspore> XD thats once fuckt up bootdisc