<Catmando> I've never had an IDE cable with a hole like that <Catmando> I've had floppy cables, but never IDE <dealer_> youve never had sex with a girl, but that's not saying it doesnt exist <narayan`> ouch <ran_dogg|> i can't top that <Catmando> well, I do have more experience with IDE cables than with women
<MKendora> Unfortunately, Win2k still needs electricity to run >_< <JB> Heh. <JB> Maybe for 2k5. <Fancia> They fix that in Windows SG (Supar Gud), which runs on the power of pure dreams. <Tagrineth> Hehehe ^_^ <JB> Well, we're all screwed. <Tagrineth> But that probably still won't run on most people's comps <JB> Anyone here besides Fancia have a pure dream in teh last year? <Fancia> ;b <Tagrineth> NOT ME <MKendora> I have impure dreams. <MKendora> I have purely violent dreams. <Fancia> Well, they're thinking of expanding Windows PG (Perfikt Gud) to run on any dreams. ;o <JB> That may help. <JB> Methinks some of the dreams here may corrupt it, though. <Fancia> True. ^.^; <Tagrineth> LOL <Fancia> "Windows received an Illegal Dream error! Please reboot!" <Tagrineth> Hehehe <Tagrineth> "*PLEASE* reboot... (sicko)" <JB> Windows has committed suicide to remove the image form it's memory. Please order a new copy.
Frost: :p Frost: lol dood Frost: my brother and his friend come home just now Frost: and theres 5 kids coming up the street running Frost: im like wtf ape: lol Frost: and he tells me they are chasing him and his friend Frost: so i go out there like wtf fags what do you want Frost: and they said my little brother and his friend hit some lady in the head with a rock and shes bleeding ape: ROFL Frost: man my brother is dumb Frost: im gonna let them beat him up ape: thats the funniest shit ive heard in a long time Frost: :P
<idiotdude>My mom's boyfriend gave me some magazines and one of them was an FHM from last month, and i pick it up and a penis enlargement ad falls out, and the order form is cut out and theres some notes scribbled on the bottom on how much it would cost plus shipping and handling
@zacke i got in trouble once, and my mom installed windows me as my punishment
<Beltz> This condom in my drawer, it's about to expire. Two weeks left! And those things last for 5 years. <Dindrane> ... wow. <Dindrane> Tell me it's a family heirloom or something, passed down? <Mickster> Just tell me it's not used <Dindrane> Ya, cuz keeping a used condom as opposed to a packaged one makes you more of a loser? <Kyatoru> I'd say so. That's a disgusting trophy. <Beltz> My last 2 or 3 were in my wallet for so long they eventually had holes all over them and were brown inside due to dust. I started carrying one in my wallet at all times due to my last near-sex experience. I have such a wild imagination. <Dindrane> Beltz - I hear of people having near-deather experiences... but near-sex? Holy shiznit, man.
<WoG> wanna play me in UT J? <J_Dawg007> Sure, I just got it again. Gimme a few minutes to practice though, I need to learn to nut suck again. <WoG> lmao <J_Dawg007> Err... not* <J_Dawg007> Great, I'm never gonna live THAT one down..
<`Hunter> Dutch tv sounds really shite, the only good stuff is what you steal off us :/ <RevMonsta> wtf your right <RevMonsta> he is giving a sausage a blowjob
<Locke> I went on an exciting box and pie adventure. <Locke> It wasn't nearly as sexual as it sounds.
<memo> I AM NOW TAKING REQUESTS REGARDING PRESSING SPECIFIC LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET AND THEN HITTING ENTER <memo> IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST A LETTER PLEASE DO SO NOW AND I WILL TYPE IT
<Radien> I give up. The PSO server is repremanding me like an angry Jewish mother-in-law played by Mike Meyers.
<Wonderland> uhoh. <Gayo> ? <Wonderland> i seem to have glued 2 of my fingertips together with superglue <Wonderland> like..seriously. <Wonderland> i cant get them apart <Wonderland> OW <Wonderland> nm <Wonderland> ican
[2:22p] quits.. YT[Ping timeout] [2:24p] joins.. YT [2:24p] (Orion) wb [2:24p] (Phae) wb [2:24p] (YT) you know when you get real excited and accidentally pull out a plug? [2:24p] (Phae) haha [2:24p] (YT) with your toe [2:24p] (Phae) yeah
<Gayo> vecna was a swarthy pirate? <McGrue> Indeed. <McGrue> He has to mark 'Other' on the census, and fills in "Pirate: Swarthy" in the supplied field.
<Zaratustra> I am an agnostic Jehovah's Witness. I knock on people's doors, but I'm not sure why.
<Gayo> Welsh phonetics baffle me. <Zaratustra> That's how the Welsh managed to survive. <Gayo> And that Welsh VERGEr wasn't much help either. <vecna> "Lets go conquer the Welsh city of .... er, fuckit.
<aen> I look somewhat akin to a pensive crackwhore waiting for cock suckage, vexed that it hasn't come to pass.
tempest666_10913 *DING DONG* <§kÌÑõfë/¡£420_46157> You're not a Jehovah's Witness, are you?
<bunny> i thought NZ was bad <bunny> you go to a US news site, and its like.. the same but like 10x bigger <bunny> we have like one person accidentlly drove of a cliff <bunny> they have three busloads drove off a cliff, when the driver of another car got out a machine gun and blew them to crap <bunny> alllllllllways gotta be better eh? <bunny> all followed by a penguin riding a tricycle
<Snowman>: if you had to describe me in 50 words or less, what would you say? (i)alex: 50 words or lesss... (i)alex: hmmm (i)alex: is cock loving one word or two?
<FoxBot> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 32 is:
<FoxBot> (Things) What is the fear of darkness
known as
<Stonetree> africaphobia
<Sketchee> I'm searching for porn and see one "Russian soldier" <Sketchee> ... it wasn't porn! <Grifter> o..kay <Grifter> In Soviet Russia, the porn finds YOU! <Sketchee> It was faces of death <Grifter> What was it? <Sketchee> The guy was being held to the ground <Sketchee> And then they spliced his throat open <Sketchee> And stuff was poring out <Grifter> hm <Sketchee> And there was screaming but most of that was from me
<%Zero> then i broke my wrist in the growth plate twice <%Zero> once snowboarding <@mjc> ok..... <%Zero> and a fat kid fell on me <@Mike> ROFLMAO <@mjc> hehehehehehehehehe <%Zero> :( <%Zero> it hurt <%Zero> the kid was running <%Zero> tripped on his shoe lace <%Zero> and crushed me <@Mike> lmao
<Acidfreek> Last time I was pimped I ended up being banned from Sea World and I had Herpes
<Agent5> i hear gold is rare up in canada <Agent5> sort of like finding a straight priest * Agent5 (CUE LAUGHTER) <Xenocide> lol <FrEEk> lol <Xenocide> i get it
(@niki-luv): those hurt my teeths (@grimreap): maddox (nuttso): only americans would have to provide the s (nuttso): otherwise its assumed that you'll have more than 1 tooth (nuttso): like canadians for example
<PsychoDreameR> i want a good war script <PsychoDreameR> when can i get one?? <placid> www.nato.com
<euphoria> we had drugs sex and rock and roll now all we have is aids crack and techno
<moocow39>do you like to masterbate? <beaverchild110>why are you asking questions like that? <moocow39>do you really want to know? <beaverchild110>yes tell me! <moocow39>because i am a single horny 48 year old man thats why!
<AfraidOfAmericans> I have money that smells like marijuana smoke <AfraidOfAmericans> I am annoyed. <Popples> I like the normal smell of money. <AfraidOfAmericans> heh. <AfraidOfAmericans> you mean cocaine?
<FFFFFFFF1> has anyone been sky diving? <bobbles> i fell down some stairs <bobbles> does that count
<AH6969> that's univ. irvine <AH6969> that college is like 60% azn <SKID> I bet the parking lot is like a used Honda lot <AH6969> there's a few expensive bmws and benzs in there <SKID> yeah....those are the japanese kids <SKID> and all the piece of shit cars with like dents and shit are the teachers cars
<Inuyasha> Those guys at bash must have some sort of auto-accept system with quotes <Inuyasha> Either that or the guys that approve them are both racist and blind
<`Sonny-Michaels> Oh good lord <`Sonny-Michaels> As if www.mofo.com wasn't bad enough <`Sonny-Michaels> You know the company Powergen? <@Evil-PR-Director> uh oh <`Sonny-Michaels> I'm told they're starting to move into Italy <`Sonny-Michaels> Using the suffix Italia tacked onto the corp name <`Sonny-Michaels> That's wrong in more ways than I want to think about <@Evil-PR-Director> yeah... <`Sonny-Michaels> Specially since they spelled it out for the url <`Sonny-Michaels> http://www.powergenitalia.com/
<hobbit> hey dude... are your ears burning? <Dude> no <hobbit> Ah... damn... I need to tweak my voodoo doll then. <hobbit> Feeling any groin pain? <Dude> heh no <hobbit> hrm.... How about a scratchy throat? <hobbit> something simple.. <Dude> nope <hobbit> bah... the Book of E-Vile said this would work... <Dude> i disabled remote access in controll panel <hobbit> hrm.... that might be it. <Dude> ya gotta be secure <hobbit> hrm... lemme try something else... ::invokes the mighty god Hastur:: HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR! <hobbit> Anything now? <Dude> hmmm... i read uf nope <hobbit> you missing your eternal soul? * Dude checks <Dude> it sez under properties it was never installed <hobbit> bah <hobbit> Now I have Hastur sitting in my living room demanding an eternal soul... and I'm fresh out.. <Dude> nice knowing ya
<HL|Batman> Sorry, <HL|Batman> Trick or treeters. <HL|Batman> I had to hide bodies.
(ravnos) im 'ol schoo' (misfit_) just because you computer is 7 years old and you have a dialup doesnt make you oldschool :P
(oscarb) so uhm (oscarb) a/s/l (session_xo) 52/f/thailand (oscarb) marry me (session_xo) why? (oscarb) because i like orange juice
<Shuichi-k> I learn something new everyday <Shuichi-k> whether it be about norse religion or how far a man can stretch his ass <Shuichi-k> ah, irc
<railor> then there comes this really hot nurse chick and i like get an instant hard-on <railor> she asks me if i'm ok and leaves. i tell to myself "what a fine piece of ass!" so i grab my dick and start whacking off like mad <HaiFlick> so you've started jerking off to that nurse after you had been drunk like hell and woke up in the hospital? <railor> yeah, but then suddenly a woman next to me started crying really loud. i couldn't see her due to the curtain though <HaiFlick> lol <railor> turns out it was my wife
<@Lathiat> mmm http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/ 0,4057,6714208%255E15306,00.html <evilgoat> who cares? <evilgoat> http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/ 0,4057,6710527%255E1702,00.html <evilgoat> now thats news <BenZor> rofl, this in an IT/ISP Geek channel <BenZor> ipV6 vs Monkeys go on rampage.... and monkeys win. <evilgoat> hell yeah
<Vamp_Boy> Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off.
--- Hairball is now known as t3h_h0r5|3 <Enos_Shenk> teh horse? <t3h_h0r5|3> horsie <t3h_h0r5|3> lmfao <Enos_Shenk> hah <Enos_Shenk> no man <Enos_Shenk> thats not leet <Enos_Shenk> this is leet >>> You(Enos_Shenk) are now known as my_l1ttl3_p0ny <my_l1ttl3_p0ny> PHEEEEER <youm0nt2> you mean ph34r <my_l1ttl3_p0ny> oh yeah
<aNuBiS-> Italians got it made <aNuBiS-> The luxury of being tan, the convenience of not being black
<sampson> rad, that link crashed my browser in the middle of booking a flight <sampson> EXCELLENT <sampson> THANKS! <aves2k> sorry if your browser doesn't support new Internet technologies <aves2k> like JPG