<bunny> i thought NZ was bad <bunny> you go to a US news site, and its like.. the same but like 10x bigger <bunny> we have like one person accidentlly drove of a cliff <bunny> they have three busloads drove off a cliff, when the driver of another car got out a machine gun and blew them to crap <bunny> alllllllllways gotta be better eh? <bunny> all followed by a penguin riding a tricycle
<Snowman>: if you had to describe me in 50 words or less, what would you say? (i)alex: 50 words or lesss... (i)alex: hmmm (i)alex: is cock loving one word or two?
<FoxBot> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 32 is:
<FoxBot> (Things) What is the fear of darkness
known as
<Stonetree> africaphobia
<Sketchee> I'm searching for porn and see one "Russian soldier" <Sketchee> ... it wasn't porn! <Grifter> o..kay <Grifter> In Soviet Russia, the porn finds YOU! <Sketchee> It was faces of death <Grifter> What was it? <Sketchee> The guy was being held to the ground <Sketchee> And then they spliced his throat open <Sketchee> And stuff was poring out <Grifter> hm <Sketchee> And there was screaming but most of that was from me
<%Zero> then i broke my wrist in the growth plate twice <%Zero> once snowboarding <@mjc> ok..... <%Zero> and a fat kid fell on me <@Mike> ROFLMAO <@mjc> hehehehehehehehehe <%Zero> :( <%Zero> it hurt <%Zero> the kid was running <%Zero> tripped on his shoe lace <%Zero> and crushed me <@Mike> lmao
<Acidfreek> Last time I was pimped I ended up being banned from Sea World and I had Herpes
<Agent5> i hear gold is rare up in canada <Agent5> sort of like finding a straight priest * Agent5 (CUE LAUGHTER) <Xenocide> lol <FrEEk> lol <Xenocide> i get it
(@niki-luv): those hurt my teeths (@grimreap): maddox (nuttso): only americans would have to provide the s (nuttso): otherwise its assumed that you'll have more than 1 tooth (nuttso): like canadians for example
<PsychoDreameR> i want a good war script <PsychoDreameR> when can i get one?? <placid> www.nato.com
<euphoria> we had drugs sex and rock and roll now all we have is aids crack and techno
<moocow39>do you like to masterbate? <beaverchild110>why are you asking questions like that? <moocow39>do you really want to know? <beaverchild110>yes tell me! <moocow39>because i am a single horny 48 year old man thats why!
<AfraidOfAmericans> I have money that smells like marijuana smoke <AfraidOfAmericans> I am annoyed. <Popples> I like the normal smell of money. <AfraidOfAmericans> heh. <AfraidOfAmericans> you mean cocaine?
<FFFFFFFF1> has anyone been sky diving? <bobbles> i fell down some stairs <bobbles> does that count
<AH6969> that's univ. irvine <AH6969> that college is like 60% azn <SKID> I bet the parking lot is like a used Honda lot <AH6969> there's a few expensive bmws and benzs in there <SKID> yeah....those are the japanese kids <SKID> and all the piece of shit cars with like dents and shit are the teachers cars
<Inuyasha> Those guys at bash must have some sort of auto-accept system with quotes <Inuyasha> Either that or the guys that approve them are both racist and blind
<`Sonny-Michaels> Oh good lord <`Sonny-Michaels> As if www.mofo.com wasn't bad enough <`Sonny-Michaels> You know the company Powergen? <@Evil-PR-Director> uh oh <`Sonny-Michaels> I'm told they're starting to move into Italy <`Sonny-Michaels> Using the suffix Italia tacked onto the corp name <`Sonny-Michaels> That's wrong in more ways than I want to think about <@Evil-PR-Director> yeah... <`Sonny-Michaels> Specially since they spelled it out for the url <`Sonny-Michaels> http://www.powergenitalia.com/
<hobbit> hey dude... are your ears burning? <Dude> no <hobbit> Ah... damn... I need to tweak my voodoo doll then. <hobbit> Feeling any groin pain? <Dude> heh no <hobbit> hrm.... How about a scratchy throat? <hobbit> something simple.. <Dude> nope <hobbit> bah... the Book of E-Vile said this would work... <Dude> i disabled remote access in controll panel <hobbit> hrm.... that might be it. <Dude> ya gotta be secure <hobbit> hrm... lemme try something else... ::invokes the mighty god Hastur:: HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR! <hobbit> Anything now? <Dude> hmmm... i read uf nope <hobbit> you missing your eternal soul? * Dude checks <Dude> it sez under properties it was never installed <hobbit> bah <hobbit> Now I have Hastur sitting in my living room demanding an eternal soul... and I'm fresh out.. <Dude> nice knowing ya
<HL|Batman> Sorry, <HL|Batman> Trick or treeters. <HL|Batman> I had to hide bodies.
(ravnos) im 'ol schoo' (misfit_) just because you computer is 7 years old and you have a dialup doesnt make you oldschool :P
(oscarb) so uhm (oscarb) a/s/l (session_xo) 52/f/thailand (oscarb) marry me (session_xo) why? (oscarb) because i like orange juice
<Shuichi-k> I learn something new everyday <Shuichi-k> whether it be about norse religion or how far a man can stretch his ass <Shuichi-k> ah, irc
<railor> then there comes this really hot nurse chick and i like get an instant hard-on <railor> she asks me if i'm ok and leaves. i tell to myself "what a fine piece of ass!" so i grab my dick and start whacking off like mad <HaiFlick> so you've started jerking off to that nurse after you had been drunk like hell and woke up in the hospital? <railor> yeah, but then suddenly a woman next to me started crying really loud. i couldn't see her due to the curtain though <HaiFlick> lol <railor> turns out it was my wife
<@Lathiat> mmm http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/ 0,4057,6714208%255E15306,00.html <evilgoat> who cares? <evilgoat> http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/ 0,4057,6710527%255E1702,00.html <evilgoat> now thats news <BenZor> rofl, this in an IT/ISP Geek channel <BenZor> ipV6 vs Monkeys go on rampage.... and monkeys win. <evilgoat> hell yeah
<Vamp_Boy> Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off.
--- Hairball is now known as t3h_h0r5|3 <Enos_Shenk> teh horse? <t3h_h0r5|3> horsie <t3h_h0r5|3> lmfao <Enos_Shenk> hah <Enos_Shenk> no man <Enos_Shenk> thats not leet <Enos_Shenk> this is leet >>> You(Enos_Shenk) are now known as my_l1ttl3_p0ny <my_l1ttl3_p0ny> PHEEEEER <youm0nt2> you mean ph34r <my_l1ttl3_p0ny> oh yeah
<aNuBiS-> Italians got it made <aNuBiS-> The luxury of being tan, the convenience of not being black
<sampson> rad, that link crashed my browser in the middle of booking a flight <sampson> EXCELLENT <sampson> THANKS! <aves2k> sorry if your browser doesn't support new Internet technologies <aves2k> like JPG
-!- Hella has joined #hithere <Hella> yo <Hella> screem <screem> hi hel <Hella> yo set me Op <screem> nah I won't <Hella> why not?` <Hella> you did before man <sceem> yeh ... that was BEFORE you kicked everyone out becuz they didn't want to talk about their sexual fetishes <Hella> Hey! I kicked them becuz they were swearing like don't-know-what - and they KNEW this is an PG-13 channel! <screem> yah, sure <compL33Tly> what r u guyz up to <Hella> THEY DID SWEAR! I JUST KICKED THEM BECUZ THEY WERE SWEARING AND YOU KNOW I HATE SWEARING! <screem> forget it bro <Hella> NOW GODDAMN IT I WANT TO BE A FUCKIN OP BECUZ I THINK I CAN HANDLE THEM COCKSUCKING CUSSERS! OP ME BITCH! -!- Hella has been kicked from #hithere (Reason: No Cussing allowed)
<siruv> FUCK! <siruv> FUCK! <pussydog> wats wrong? <siruv> i just sent an email of porn pics to a friend <siruv> got the email addy from my address book <siruv> but "dad" is next to "dave" <siruv> i chose "dad" <siruv> didn't realise till after it was sent <siruv> FUCK!
<netw3rkd> i was going through my parents dresser and found a sock full of weed and took some <netw3rkd> oh shit my mom is behind me *** netw3rkd has Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<mibi> my sheets are so come stained and crusty its like sleeping on a crumpled origami blanket
SlapsterMcFlash: you know what Phatpandas: what? SlapsterMcFlash: if you shake your penis long enough, some juice comes out of it Phatpandas: some women drink that, i heard SlapsterMcFlash: ewww..who drinks pea?
(@DarkJedi) i hate when people IM you for no reason (@DarkJedi) i hate talking about nothing (+chumpman) unless they are hot girls (+chumpman) then it's like (+chumpman) keep talking bitch, and maybe I can get inside your pants
Tim Cline: im to lazy Azu: so lazy that you can't but the second 'o' in too Tim Cline: indee
<Tonberry> MPs do the same thing on a military base as regular cops do in a city <metaldark> harass blacks and skaters?
* JuhorNieger slaps BlackWolf|Away around a bit with a large trout * BlackWolf takes the trout out of Submerge's hands, and puts it back in the river. (Trout Saved: 96 ~~~><)))'>~~~><)))'> ~~~)
<arry75> hi <Aethelwulf> ? <arry75> asl pls <Aethelwulf> Speak english <arry75> age sex location please <Aethelwulf> Why does it matter? <Aethelwulf> 53 male Lituhuania <arry75> just wannaknow k <arry75> ok <arry75> i m looking for a girl <arry75> i hope u wont mind <Aethelwulf> Try a place called "outside" <Aethelwulf> I heard there is quite a few <arry75> k <arry75> thanks <arry75> no body is there <arry75> any way thanks
<Squidwerd> *sings* Ooooooooo-oh supersadomasochistinecrobestiality, it's when you get a hard-on making Lassie a fatality!
<meeps> i saved a girls life tonight <DJ-Quack> well meeps? <meeps> this terrorist came around the corner and tried to kill her so i shot his head off <DJ-Quack> omfg meeps <hpr> lol :P <meeps> hahaha <DJ-Quack> you asshole <DJ-Quack> ;[ <LawnMM> did he respawn? <meeps> Yeah, next round
<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book <JonJonB> Let's see the results... <JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. <JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything <JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. <JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." <JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. " <JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls <JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!" <JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils. <JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. <JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them. <JonJonB> Ok <JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof <JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all <JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? <melusine > O_______O <JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang <JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip. <JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
/* After a long long idle pause */ <c4_faker> ...silence is a form of consent... <zeedo> so you can rape a mute woman legally? <zeedo> nice <c4_faker> hahahhahaa <c4_faker> whats she gunna do...scream in sign language? <c4_faker> :P <zeedo> yeh, they call it "punching"