<turtletip> a seeing-eye dog was undressing me with its eyes, so I maced him <turtletip> it got all frantic and ran its owner infront of a moving vehicle <turtletip> pretty funny
<dwerg> qiv -femitd 10 `find /home/giel/pr0n | egrep -v
("horse"|"animal")`
<dwerg> Heheh, oeps.
<giel> lol
<+DoomSooth> I went to Providence Middle School in Virginia. <+DoomSooth> The cheerleaders had PMS in big letters on their uniforms.
(InkBlot) From CNN: Rumsfield: Turkey plans will go ahead. (InkBlot) good to see Thanksgiving won't be canceled this year.
(lupin) Animal Crossing bothers me. They give you an axe, they give you a +shovel. They give you a vast expanse of tree-covered land. But they don't +let you kill and bury people.
<ecoli> i think that drugging and assault are an important part of foreplay <ecoli> yeah <ecoli> like <ettenyl> roofies will do that. <ecoli> if i wanted something that would fuck me back, i'd bang a goat.
SA_Williamson> Hello, who is the owner of this channel? * Knirch goes down for maintenance. <SA_Williamson> !list <SA_Williamson> ok <SA_Williamson> just to let everyone know i have a federal supena <SA_Williamson> and will be entering you fileservers lawfully <Knirch> lol * Knirch sets mode: +b *!*saw@*.lab.fbi.gov * dgk2 sets mode: -b *!*saw@*.lab.fbi.gov <dgk2> not a good idea <dgk2> Knirch . <dgk2> I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n Nick: SA_Williamson <dgk2> > Address: saw@pc1xd3.lab.fbi.gov «Government» <dgk2> > Name: fbi <dgk2> > SA_Williamson is using modes +ix <dgk2> > SA_Williamson is connecting from *@pc1xd3.lab.fbi.gov <dgk2> > Channels: #tvseries <dgk2> > Server: fla.us.atomicchat.net, Atomic-Chat <dgk2> > Channels in common with SA_Williamson: #tvseries <CJdude[20]> whoa <SkRiBBleZ> ok that's not cool
<eva> In Thailand, Police believed a young girl committed suicide after getting stuck on a level of Bomberman. <eva> ahhaha thats gold <Spacecow> 09 Oct 02 <etoilet> i hate suicide bombers
<Allahkat> My wedding registry. <Allahkat> http://shop.hbc.com/giftregistry/ <asshat> I know this is going to read stupid <asshat> but why do you register <asshat> to have people by you stuff?? <sueb[work> so people know what kind of gifts you want <unchellmatt> To get swag, buddy! <Allahkat> You register so people can buy you stuff that you picked out for your house. <asshat> like an amazon wish list. <unchellmatt> You get gifties! <Allahkat> So you don't end up with ugly shit. <asshat> ahh, I see. <unchellmatt> That's going to happen anyway. <Albatross> and so you don't get 20 food processors <aeonite> You can do a lot of things with 20 food processors <Allahkat> And 50 babies.
<splice> a duran, a thomson twin, eddie money, huey lewis, and keith richards <splice> get those clowns together and you've got cocaine voltron
<Shads> fuk owning a honda <Shads> thats the same as addmitting u have a small penis <Shads> :/
<caesium> dude, like 2 years ago.. i was on the great canadian mine buster at wonderland and my tits were osciallting in a very unflattering way.. since then, ive known i needed to loose weight.
<uTi|Veridian> my HLTV tops out at about 30 people - then lags like your mom <cyde> so tell me... if i used my mom in conjunction with your server... could we top 60? <uTi|Veridian> can your mom handle 30 teenage boys? <cyde> the question is....can 30 teenage boys....handle my mom?
<Rowdy> Do ppl even test this shit? <Rowdy> Bloody FreeBSD. It was better when it was elite and there were no fucking n00bz submitting lame ports. <Rowdy> I may have to switch to OpenBSD, just to be snooty.
<KeeperX> if i say anything nonsensical <KeeperX> i'm cleaning my keyboard <KeeperX> sjkl;' <KeeperX> fvgbhnjkl;'ccfvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvb n bvcxzxcvbbnm,. /,mnbvcxzAsdfghjkl;';lkjhwqwertyuioip[' <KeeperX> k <KeeperX> i'm done <KeeperX> there were pubes in my keyboard <KeeperX> i dunno how they got there <Todd> sick
<klafka> it's a sign your an irc nerd <klafka> if a song makes you want to type
<drag-n> system uptime: 16h43m40s <drag-n> the sad thing is <drag-n> i've been at the pc the whole time.
<@Phae> we could get a hooker, and patch it with a gf crack... then it'd be free,a nd you wouldn't have to register it
<@deez> yeah there's like 6 of us... with the same sense of humor in here <Skail> who's using it now?
<Phylitsa> Woo hoo! One girl and 7 unidle guys! <Phylitsa> Lets play "Spin the Attention Whore" <Novasol> Sounds like a gangbang waiting to happen
* CanNinja masturbates. <OB1> ....... * OB1 turns around <CanNinja> It's not like I'm spraying you in the face or anything.
* meek has joined #8-bit.theater <meek> 3600 penises * meek has left #8-bit.theater <CanNinja> That was random. <BrvFencer> That was meek.
<s_> well <s_> i have button and string shorts <troop> I'll bet <s_> and its hell to go to the bathroom <s_> so i just lift my short leg up <s_> and pee out the side <troop> lol
<Melkor> ===== Question 9518/10000 ===== <Melkor> the chinese ideograph with two women under one roof means what? <Melkor> Hint: @@@@@@@ <Xylus2> incest <UltraSSJ> free porn <Xylus2> lesbian
<Firestorm-> my parents <Firestorm-> lol <Firestorm-> they walked in on my once <Firestorm-> that.. sucked. <Firestorm-> seriously <Firestorm-> nope <Firestorm-> they walked in, screamed, left. <Firestorm-> and I continued <Hinkey> you continued after they left? <Hinkey> you sick fuck <Firestorm-> yes Hinkey I finished up. <Firestorm-> and then I screamed at them
<S|ip> if I wanted to see scenery I'd go to google. Like, I know the resolution would be better if I actually decided to go hiking, but I'd have to get up...
<Thel> "You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. Please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for your cooperation." * SephirothTheOneWingedAngel (~uole@130.39.47.11) Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net) * SporkBad (~LanceBad@148.246.78.170) Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net) * Sir_Spankspeople (PsychoSam_@216.58.5.5 Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net) * Ace|werk (~Cartoonis@206.169.51.19) Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net)
<oDDY> did u take a picture :( <oDDY> of ur new shirt :( <OoROng> nah <rcg> your shirt won't be new by then <rcg> so you can't take a picture of it <OoROng> it'll still be semi-new :D <OoROng> technically, i'vehad it like a month <OoROng> but i haven't had the balls to wear it out <rcg> what's it say? <OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV <OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV <OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVV <oDDY> ... <OoROng> it's a fishnet shirt <oDDY> ooo! <oDDY> sexy X_x <rcg> oh
Jpfan01 :if guys didn't have orgasms sometimes like women did Wolf3055 :that would suck Jpfan01 :we'd be killing entire city blocks Jpfan01 :and rioting
+(norad) if you rearrange the letters in mother in law, you get woman hitler :/
<Exor> SHOIT <kevin> hahahahahahaha <Exor> yea ive been thinking british lately
* Joins: |scott| (scott@dialup-63.209.124.98.Dial1.Orlando1.Level3.net) <|scott|> is anyone here <|scott|> damn this sucks <|scott|> i feel like a homeless 88 year old <|scott|> i shit my pants in Wallgreens today <|scott|> looked like pancake syrup was coming out of my ass <|scott|> wtf is wrong with me <|scott|> :( <|scott|> i hate my ass <|scott|> its getting back at me for all the spicy food i eat <madman`> sick <[mizi]> scott you're like a child. <[mizi]> what the hell is wrong with you <obs1d1an> ack dude <obs1d1an> better learn some fuckin muscle control son
<prence> i wonder if that time i choked on a popsicle meant i deep throated it
(killjoy) adora; still. women have things like continous orgasm, multiple orgasms, etc etc... i'm sure something's bound to trigger. (Adora) not if you're good (Adora) i mean, really good. If you had teh skillz. (killjoy) i'd rather give her a multiple orgasm then one big one ;p (mibi-drunk-on-life) id settle for a light moan (Adora) i suppose you could kill a hour or so with some (now legal) texan buttsex and master/slave play... (mibi-drunk-on-life) adora can i pm you?
[Pete] pulling out the bad HD now. [-QUIT-] - Pete[-Peter@hartmut-82lgcgo.mphknet.ca-] - smeg.hub.us.striked.org devil.bc.ca.striked.org
Aegis> bah <Aegis> I'm out of pop <Aegis> and I don't have enough sugar to make koolaid <Aegis> sec, I'm gonna go melt some freezies into a glass <Mazrim> store run? <ameh> lol <Aegis> Maz: Not while male ingeunity can still prevail
<vasquez> whatever happened to that terron fellow? * wabbit points to jeff0r <DragonLord98> he died <DragonLord98> he got in a car wreck <DragonLord98> he got thrown through the windshield <DragonLord98> into oncomming traffic <vasquez> aww <DragonLord98> and hit by a church bus <vasquez> HAHA <vasquez> i knew that religion bull would kill him in the end
<ChopLogik> Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets.
<ChopLogik> ie ergo vis-a-vis concordantly ex thusly betwixt! <Brass> Chop: You missed a "therefore" and a "etc." <ChopLogik> well i didnt miss YOUR MOM WITH A HUGE LOAD OF SEMEN
<sta-hi> its too bad that i really like their voices... at least the end result after mixing, and that i have an affinity for russians... <sta-hi> tatu is just too dumb to fit my perceptions. <sta-hi> they confuse me.
<Harri> see, i need some kind of rig where i can just think what i want to type <pinball_dreams> then we'd get loads of sick man-love talk though...and you'd be well and truly caught out once more...
<Sageous> I had a dream that i met michael jackson and he held my hand while we talked for about 10 minutes....i woke up feeling like i understood all the weirdness about him...but then it faded like dreams do and now i cant understand him again. <Miss_P> i'd be more worried about him holding your hand if i were you
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