<Kazimierz> the fast and the furious was full of homoerotic undertones <Kazimierz> just you couldn't hear them under the loud music and loud car engines
<Flamecuber> lava-lord, have you ever swallowed a goat whole? <lava-lord> no but my friend has eaten fat bastard. <Flamecuber> whole or by limb? <lava-lord> whole. <Flamecuber> thats going to replace the clown in my nightmares
<Gohanmastaflex> www.imac.com - "LOOLLOLOL I GOT A PC BTU I CNT FIGUR IT OWT IT WEN ALL LIKE "BEEEEEEP' AND NO WI GOT A MAC AND ITS LIKE 'BEEP' BUT IN TEH GOOD WAY SO YAH ITS PRETY." <Gohanmastaflex> Macintosh computer are easy to use. It's also easy to stick your hand in a wood chipper.
<Gohanmastaflex> \+\ <Gohanmastaflex> (>^^(>**)> <Gohanmastaflex> catholic priest kirby!
<Olympus> Mikelo2k is gay * Mikelo2k pwnz <akcom> you pwn rosey palms <Olympus> hehee <akcom> she nevers talks back, and i hear she gives great hand jobs
* Yugi_moto take out his card deck <DoesNotExist> Yu-Gi-Oh is fricking hilarious. <DoesNotExist> the hero's all like "I play my Blue Eyes White Dragon in defense position and attack!" and they all act like it was a stunning strategical move. <DoesNotExist> it's an overly dramatic version of a magic the gathering tournament, which makes it so hilarious. <Yugi_moto> I play black skull DRAGON IN ATACK MODE NOW BLACK SKULL Dragon ATTACK BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON <Yugi_moto> ablterrate <DoesNotExist> and they EXPLAIN THE RULES BEHIND EVERY SINGLE MOVE. <DoesNotExist> "My blue eyes white dragon attacks... THE MOON!" <Yugi_moto> black skull dragon has 3200 atack points blue Eyes white dragon has 3000 atack points i have the stronger monster by atack points that means you lose 200 life points <DoesNotExist> no, i play Mystical Swirling Hat Shield to counter that, which increases the Blue Eyes White Dragon's attack by 53... <Yugi_moto> I play pendulam machine <Yugi_moto> no <Yugi_moto> Mysticazl Elf does that <Yugi_moto> Mystical Elf <DoesNotExist> i play Flaming Sword of Cheesy Goodness on Blue Eyes White Dragon as my last move, increasing my BEWD's attack by a triumphant 3333 due to my cheescake i'm eating. <Yugi_moto> I sumon exiodea <Yugi_moto> autometic win <DoesNotExist> i play counterspell, discarding it. <Yugi_moto> yuoo cant <DoesNotExist> Yes i can. o_O * DoesNotExist holds up his counterspell. * DoesNotExist taps two islands... * DoesNotExist plays counterspell on exiodea... * DoesNotExist discards exiodea., <DoesNotExist> Now then, i play... * DoesNotExist summons Sephiroth! <DoesNotExist> I summon Sephiroth in the Lance Bass position, which causes your black skull dragon to commit suicide from the terrible n*sync music.
<Supa_Kuraka> if you flirt with the female version of yourself... is that masturbation or incest?
<gromky> I used to like to go to #deaf and ask if anyone was trading MP3's. <gromky> Still do, once in a while, for old times' sake.
<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake! <Snipa> what? <Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fucked, and now i have to get tested for aids. <Snipa> Think positive <Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny
<RocketMan> i came up with a new chocolately cereal that turns your milk brown <RocketMan> they're called Negr-O's
< GrandTheft> What would be an example of an iptables rule that would allow anything and everything to come into the computer? < tewmten> ehm.. iptables -f perhaps? < GrandTheft> hmm let me try that | GrandTheft [Grand@68.16.40.90] quit #slackware [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)]
<Tom> Would it surprise you if a Mozilla browser on the Mac failed to adhere to max lengths set in a textbox? <Jon> It doesn't surprise me, because nobody adheres to the fucking W3C. it's like, of all the standards organizations in the world, they are universally ignored by pretty much everyone. <Jon> W3C says: "Electricity must flow from negative to positive, because that's the way electricity works." <Jon> Microsoft would say: "You can specify the direction of electrical flow, as well as whether or not you can kill yourself with it." <Jon> Mozilla would say: "Electricity?"
<StormCyko> i should get rich by making a gym for nerds with treadmills etc with LCD screens and internet access <Gwala> StormCyko: you know that kinda sounds cool. <AlpViper> you need incentive to make them run <AlpViper> the screens would have to be powered by the running * @Engush notes that most nerds who would go near a gym <StormCyko> heh <AlpViper> I know, make it if they drop below their targit HR/ speed their net link turns off <Engush> hahaha <StormCyko> or have the bandwidth relative to their speed <AlpViper> wed have asian counter-strike players dieing in front of computers a lot more often
<college^boy> hey <college^boy> asl? <phoxie17> 43/m/prison <college^boy> seriouslly?
<Stevus> my pass is 6 letters long <Stevus> random letters i've memorized ;D <Dragon_Tear> kewl <LockeJV|goPadres> it's s-t-e-v-u-s <Stevus> nah <Stevus> it's iakeuk <Stevus> er <Stevus> fuck
<timb> I went into a local burger resturaunt, just a local town king if thing, pretty small, and I was wearing my I dig Mac OS X shirt <Toad> geek <timb> and the girl at the counter, really cute, about 18 or 19 went "I like your shirt!" <timb> and I went w00t! and she smilled the biggest smile and winked at me <Toad> you _said_ "w00t!"? wow <timb> yes, I said w00t <Toad> like "double u zero zero t"? <timb> no <Toad> like "woot" <timb> just plain woot
@(TekU4iA) btw @(TekU4iA) its 195bpm @(TekU4iA) thanks @(TekU4iA) K (thebigo) 195? (thebigo) who do you think you are? squarepusher?
<SpaceMonkey> welp, I'll have to give it a shot after I'm through downloading concentrated satan <norse> realplayer? <SpaceMonkey> quicktime
<{1000101}> America Jr my ass
<{1000101}> Canada is like We Hate God Damn Iggerent Yank Land
<_seph> you assume th atall of america is either stupid ignant
countryfolk, or rapper wannabes
<{1000101}> We have everything the US has, execpt we did it
right
<_seph> i despise both people
<_seph> yes i always wanted to go to canada to live
<{1000101}> No, I assume that all of the US a) thinks that
*they* are America and b) are iggerent.
<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come in an arcade cabinet and you'll need to insert coins to boot it or start a program
<tr0n> OBLIQUE WROTE THE BOOK "101 HOME REMEDIES TO CURE WANKER'S CRAMP". <tr0n> AND IS NOW WORKING ON "HOW TO RESTORE RECTAL ELASTICITY"
<Skippy> Why can't women come with a help menu? <Pi> hah <Pi> or a manpage <Pi> or the source code
<IWillBeRiteBack> however, I might point out that you've misapplied your sentiments <IWillBeRiteBack> for they should obviously be applied to a certain pathetic individual named Stephan <sKratch> the only thing that was misapplied was the condom that allowed you to be born
<NickFury> what is your deffinition of "hacker"? <sta-hi> NickFury: tiger woods drunk. <sta-hi> wah wah wah wah wahhhh
<Mog> NECROPHILIA IS SICK AND TWISTED <Mog> I LIKE MY GIRLS AND BOYS NICE AND ALIVE. <Mog> -boys
<baccus> anybody want the harry potter book in one big html file? <whytyf0rd> 900 pages via html isn't fun to read <whytyf0rd> too bad the printer paper will cost more than the book <whytyf0rd> the book is only 15 dollars <baccus> the printer at work is always free <whytyf0rd> ITS ONLY 15 DOLLARS <KungFuGrp> so are most cds whityfOrd <KungFuGrp> but we download those dont we
Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix. <SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich! <novell> /msg atnt haha. idiot. <novell> whoops. was that out loud? <atnt> rotfl <ibm> lol <SCO> why r u laffin at me? <novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now. <SCO> wtf? <SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now. <red_hat> haha, your linux sucks. <novell> lol <atnt> lol <ibm> lol <SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u! <ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE <SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM. <SCO> can we do linux with you? <SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher... <ibm> *cough* <SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen. * SuSE is now SuSE[UL] * SCO is now caldera[UL] <turbolinux> can we play? <conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too. <ibm> sure! * turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL] * conectiva is now conectiva[UL] <ibm> redhat: you should join! <SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich. <red_hat> haha. no. <red_hat> lamers. <ibm> what about you debian? <debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years. <caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux! <turbolinux[UL]> i got owned. <caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame. * caldera[UL] is now known as SCO <SCO> i'm going back to unix. <SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me? <SCO> haha. no. lamer. <novell> lol <ibm> snap! <SGI> :~( <SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm. <ibm> wtf? <SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix. <red_hat> lol <SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen <ibm> lol <SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck. <ibm> go ahead. baby. <SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that? <ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever. <novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that. <SCO> wtf? we bought it from u. <novell> whoops. our bad. <SCO> i own u. haha <SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now! <ibm> whatever. lamer. * ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@* * SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)
(+kevin) GOD DAMNIT. WHY DO I HAVE A HABIT OF TOUCHING MY PENIS WHILE I'M SITTING IN A COMPUTER CHAIR?!?!
<ddMom>i just don't think that telling any woman to forcibly insert an object up her anus.. is something that should go without consequences. <ddDad> I say we buy him a moped.
<ehk> anyone know what "PXE-E61: Media test failure, check cable" mean <sta-hi> ehk: it means that your PXE-E61 failed <sta-hi> due to a meida test failure <sta-hi> you should check your cable
<MegaDeth[Away]> hmmm <MegaDeth[Away]> I like WASTE <MegaDeth[Away]> WASTE is my FRIEND <MH2> More people need WASTE <Luigi30> I excrete WASTE into the TOILET. <MH2> no <MH2> That's waste <MH2> Not WASTE
(+Silver) man never have porn and pics of people from irc in the same folder (+nixon) you accidently opened nhm's picture while doing the dirty (+nixon) didnt you (+Silver) it was yours (@CH) I'd just keep going (+Silver) CH: i didnt say i stopped
<crispexi> I guess I have to settle for internet pirate. Yarrr, sail the seven ISPs.
<mpampiz> º*ª*ºº*ª*ºº*ª*ºº*ª*ª hack the planet ª ºº*ª*ºº*ª*ºº*ª*ºº*ª*º* <sta-hi> ... <sta-hi> no <sta-hi> hack it yourself
<@MephistoSan> I'm having deja vu <@MephistoSan> they must have added something new to the matrix <@MephistoSan> :/ <+DHX|cleaningroom> omg they cut the hardline <+DHX|cleaningroom> GET OUT NOW <@MephistoSan> GET ME AN EXIT <+DHX|cleaningroom> AFFIRMATIVE MephistoSan has left IRC (Quit: Local kill by DHX|cleaningroom (exit))
<CactusJac> Mike Sweetser walks into a bar and orders 6 shots of tequila. The bartender asks, "Why so many buddy?" Sweetser replies, "I'm celebrating my first blow job". The bartender says, "Well hell, congratulations, I will give you one on the house for free." Sweetser says, "No thank you, if the first 6 shots don't get the taste out of my mouth one more won't make a difference."
<@MooMooCow> what state you live in? <@waffl0r> indiana <@waffl0r> you can come here and the numbnuts in the KKK will burn you on a cross, even if you are white, dumb bastards are too inbred to tell the difference anymore <@waffl0r> the idiots here are still too dumb to know the difference between mangos and green peppers :P
<Nicoli_t> Urgh... i feel like such a geek... <Nicoli_t> so I was in buffalo new york right, and theres this big like gothic building... <Nicoli_t> all these little ledges and shit... <Nicoli_t> So I looked at it... and said to myself "you know what... that would be a kickass sniping tower in unreal... <Nicoli_t> i could like, climb that with the translocater easily..." <logical_or> lol, geek <Nicoli_t> thats okay, my friend started identifying what the radio towers on top of it did, he works at radio shack. <logical_or> ROFL
<@Xaphia> btw can sum1 sort the Office XP out on reload <@Xaphia> its more corrupt than the cambodian police force
<Pedro> And dude, this Wily Castle MIDI rocks the proverbial socks. <DarkMatter> An lo' did the sock enjoy the MIDI, whilest the sinners did cover their ears in shame of their pop music. And God smiled upon his creation and said, this rocks omg.