< GrandTheft> What would be an example of an iptables rule that would allow anything and everything to come into the computer? < tewmten> ehm.. iptables -f perhaps? < GrandTheft> hmm let me try that | GrandTheft [Grand@68.16.40.90] quit #slackware [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)]
<Tom> Would it surprise you if a Mozilla browser on the Mac failed to adhere to max lengths set in a textbox? <Jon> It doesn't surprise me, because nobody adheres to the fucking W3C. it's like, of all the standards organizations in the world, they are universally ignored by pretty much everyone. <Jon> W3C says: "Electricity must flow from negative to positive, because that's the way electricity works." <Jon> Microsoft would say: "You can specify the direction of electrical flow, as well as whether or not you can kill yourself with it." <Jon> Mozilla would say: "Electricity?"
<StormCyko> i should get rich by making a gym for nerds with treadmills etc with LCD screens and internet access <Gwala> StormCyko: you know that kinda sounds cool. <AlpViper> you need incentive to make them run <AlpViper> the screens would have to be powered by the running * @Engush notes that most nerds who would go near a gym <StormCyko> heh <AlpViper> I know, make it if they drop below their targit HR/ speed their net link turns off <Engush> hahaha <StormCyko> or have the bandwidth relative to their speed <AlpViper> wed have asian counter-strike players dieing in front of computers a lot more often
<college^boy> hey <college^boy> asl? <phoxie17> 43/m/prison <college^boy> seriouslly?
<Stevus> my pass is 6 letters long <Stevus> random letters i've memorized ;D <Dragon_Tear> kewl <LockeJV|goPadres> it's s-t-e-v-u-s <Stevus> nah <Stevus> it's iakeuk <Stevus> er <Stevus> fuck
<timb> I went into a local burger resturaunt, just a local town king if thing, pretty small, and I was wearing my I dig Mac OS X shirt <Toad> geek <timb> and the girl at the counter, really cute, about 18 or 19 went "I like your shirt!" <timb> and I went w00t! and she smilled the biggest smile and winked at me <Toad> you _said_ "w00t!"? wow <timb> yes, I said w00t <Toad> like "double u zero zero t"? <timb> no <Toad> like "woot" <timb> just plain woot
@(TekU4iA) btw @(TekU4iA) its 195bpm @(TekU4iA) thanks @(TekU4iA) K (thebigo) 195? (thebigo) who do you think you are? squarepusher?
<SpaceMonkey> welp, I'll have to give it a shot after I'm through downloading concentrated satan <norse> realplayer? <SpaceMonkey> quicktime
<{1000101}> America Jr my ass
<{1000101}> Canada is like We Hate God Damn Iggerent Yank Land
<_seph> you assume th atall of america is either stupid ignant
countryfolk, or rapper wannabes
<{1000101}> We have everything the US has, execpt we did it
right
<_seph> i despise both people
<_seph> yes i always wanted to go to canada to live
<{1000101}> No, I assume that all of the US a) thinks that
*they* are America and b) are iggerent.
<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come in an arcade cabinet and you'll need to insert coins to boot it or start a program
<tr0n> OBLIQUE WROTE THE BOOK "101 HOME REMEDIES TO CURE WANKER'S CRAMP". <tr0n> AND IS NOW WORKING ON "HOW TO RESTORE RECTAL ELASTICITY"
<Skippy> Why can't women come with a help menu? <Pi> hah <Pi> or a manpage <Pi> or the source code
<IWillBeRiteBack> however, I might point out that you've misapplied your sentiments <IWillBeRiteBack> for they should obviously be applied to a certain pathetic individual named Stephan <sKratch> the only thing that was misapplied was the condom that allowed you to be born
<NickFury> what is your deffinition of "hacker"? <sta-hi> NickFury: tiger woods drunk. <sta-hi> wah wah wah wah wahhhh
<Mog> NECROPHILIA IS SICK AND TWISTED <Mog> I LIKE MY GIRLS AND BOYS NICE AND ALIVE. <Mog> -boys
<baccus> anybody want the harry potter book in one big html file? <whytyf0rd> 900 pages via html isn't fun to read <whytyf0rd> too bad the printer paper will cost more than the book <whytyf0rd> the book is only 15 dollars <baccus> the printer at work is always free <whytyf0rd> ITS ONLY 15 DOLLARS <KungFuGrp> so are most cds whityfOrd <KungFuGrp> but we download those dont we
Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix. <SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich! <novell> /msg atnt haha. idiot. <novell> whoops. was that out loud? <atnt> rotfl <ibm> lol <SCO> why r u laffin at me? <novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now. <SCO> wtf? <SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now. <red_hat> haha, your linux sucks. <novell> lol <atnt> lol <ibm> lol <SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u! <ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE <SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM. <SCO> can we do linux with you? <SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher... <ibm> *cough* <SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen. * SuSE is now SuSE[UL] * SCO is now caldera[UL] <turbolinux> can we play? <conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too. <ibm> sure! * turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL] * conectiva is now conectiva[UL] <ibm> redhat: you should join! <SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich. <red_hat> haha. no. <red_hat> lamers. <ibm> what about you debian? <debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years. <caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux! <turbolinux[UL]> i got owned. <caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame. * caldera[UL] is now known as SCO <SCO> i'm going back to unix. <SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me? <SCO> haha. no. lamer. <novell> lol <ibm> snap! <SGI> :~( <SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm. <ibm> wtf? <SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix. <red_hat> lol <SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen <ibm> lol <SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck. <ibm> go ahead. baby. <SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that? <ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever. <novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that. <SCO> wtf? we bought it from u. <novell> whoops. our bad. <SCO> i own u. haha <SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now! <ibm> whatever. lamer. * ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@* * SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)
(+kevin) GOD DAMNIT. WHY DO I HAVE A HABIT OF TOUCHING MY PENIS WHILE I'M SITTING IN A COMPUTER CHAIR?!?!
<ddMom>i just don't think that telling any woman to forcibly insert an object up her anus.. is something that should go without consequences. <ddDad> I say we buy him a moped.
<ehk> anyone know what "PXE-E61: Media test failure, check cable" mean <sta-hi> ehk: it means that your PXE-E61 failed <sta-hi> due to a meida test failure <sta-hi> you should check your cable
<MegaDeth[Away]> hmmm <MegaDeth[Away]> I like WASTE <MegaDeth[Away]> WASTE is my FRIEND <MH2> More people need WASTE <Luigi30> I excrete WASTE into the TOILET. <MH2> no <MH2> That's waste <MH2> Not WASTE
(+Silver) man never have porn and pics of people from irc in the same folder (+nixon) you accidently opened nhm's picture while doing the dirty (+nixon) didnt you (+Silver) it was yours (@CH) I'd just keep going (+Silver) CH: i didnt say i stopped
<crispexi> I guess I have to settle for internet pirate. Yarrr, sail the seven ISPs.
<mpampiz> º*ª*ºº*ª*ºº*ª*ºº*ª*ª hack the planet ª ºº*ª*ºº*ª*ºº*ª*ºº*ª*º* <sta-hi> ... <sta-hi> no <sta-hi> hack it yourself
<@MephistoSan> I'm having deja vu <@MephistoSan> they must have added something new to the matrix <@MephistoSan> :/ <+DHX|cleaningroom> omg they cut the hardline <+DHX|cleaningroom> GET OUT NOW <@MephistoSan> GET ME AN EXIT <+DHX|cleaningroom> AFFIRMATIVE MephistoSan has left IRC (Quit: Local kill by DHX|cleaningroom (exit))
<CactusJac> Mike Sweetser walks into a bar and orders 6 shots of tequila. The bartender asks, "Why so many buddy?" Sweetser replies, "I'm celebrating my first blow job". The bartender says, "Well hell, congratulations, I will give you one on the house for free." Sweetser says, "No thank you, if the first 6 shots don't get the taste out of my mouth one more won't make a difference."
<@MooMooCow> what state you live in? <@waffl0r> indiana <@waffl0r> you can come here and the numbnuts in the KKK will burn you on a cross, even if you are white, dumb bastards are too inbred to tell the difference anymore <@waffl0r> the idiots here are still too dumb to know the difference between mangos and green peppers :P
<Nicoli_t> Urgh... i feel like such a geek... <Nicoli_t> so I was in buffalo new york right, and theres this big like gothic building... <Nicoli_t> all these little ledges and shit... <Nicoli_t> So I looked at it... and said to myself "you know what... that would be a kickass sniping tower in unreal... <Nicoli_t> i could like, climb that with the translocater easily..." <logical_or> lol, geek <Nicoli_t> thats okay, my friend started identifying what the radio towers on top of it did, he works at radio shack. <logical_or> ROFL
<@Xaphia> btw can sum1 sort the Office XP out on reload <@Xaphia> its more corrupt than the cambodian police force
<Pedro> And dude, this Wily Castle MIDI rocks the proverbial socks. <DarkMatter> An lo' did the sock enjoy the MIDI, whilest the sinners did cover their ears in shame of their pop music. And God smiled upon his creation and said, this rocks omg.
<DarkMatter> THE FIRST COMMANDMENT <DarkMatter> THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER GODS BEFORE ME. <DarkMatter> THE SECOND COMMANDMENT <DarkMatter> STAY OUT OF MY F****** BEER.
<Frosty> I hate going into kitchens in Resident Evil. I mean - you just know that there's something in the 'fridge. There always is. And you don't want to open the 'fridge, but you know there's something in there that you need. However, you're running out of ammo, so you're left with killing a zombie using nothing more than a toothpick and the urine from pissing your pants.
<navi> HELLO, MY NAME IS ASHLEIGH, AND I AM REAL. <Chibi-Usa> HELLO <Chibi-Usa> MY NAME IS CHIBI <Chibi-Usa> AND I AM A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION <Frostuman_The_White> HELLO <Frostuman_The_White> MY NAME IS FROSTUMAN THE WHITE <navi> and you are going to take over Middle Earth <Frostuman_The_White> AND I AM AN ALCO---I'M GOD! YES! THAT'S WHAT I MEANT!
<Simofett> Frosty. There's three way to do it, the right way, the wrong way.. And the Simofett way, which is the wrong way, but Faster.
* emil is now known as Thalos * Thalos is now known as thal0s * thal0s is now known as Thalos * Thalos is now known as emil <n00bish> *** emil is now known as SOMEONEWHOCANTDECIDEONANAME
<John5> ben <Ben> what <John5> i dont know how to say this but <John5> ...... <John5> im gay <Ben> :| <Ben> omfg <Ben> really? <John5> yeh <Ben> omfg <Ben> well <Ben> good luck <John5>APRIL FOOL <Ben> what the fuck are you on? <Ben> its teh middle of june <John5> .........fuck
@jaban> "I'm going to go on the porn and get my e-mail *cough cough* I mean the Internet" @jaban> I don't know how many times I've made that mistake. @gardah> haha
* SBR_Scythe tosses RSFS_Cheif a Coke <SBRLestat> a sprite for me scythe <SBR_Starfire> Hey Scythe, I'll have a cock <SBR_Starfire> oh my god <SBR_Starfire> I'm never going to live that one down am I? <SBR_Scythe> nope
<Jim`> Casey loves me, tel. <Jim`> We're best friends. <SarahS> Jim is afraid of Casey though. <Jim`> I WAS because he's SHARP and LOUD, but I'm fine now. <telarium> Do you help him masturbate? <Jim`> I played with him and stuff. <Psitron> ... <Jim`> Er... <acdcfanbill> ~_^ <Jim`> Bad timing.