<rakpointzero> ashton kutcher as batman? <nimereht> Dude, where's my batmobile?
<s_> the thing that attracts me to fat chicks the most <s_> would probably have to be their gravitational pull
<Calisa> I read tampon boxes and manuals, (but who doesn't? Regardless of where you're at.) <aeonite> do tampons really need a manual? insert tab a into slot b. <Calisa> You'd be surprised, aeonite. There are always the people who don't know about if they can leave it in whilst they pee, what happens if it starts smelling extremely bad, what happens if they leave it in too long, or don't leave it in long enough.. <Calisa> Or pull it out too fast.. * semi resists temptation to ask <Calisa> Temptation to ask what? <semi> what happens when you pull it out too fast <semi> i can assume its something like the movie backdraft.
<Jeeba|FG> I think all Juvenile Delinquents should be sent to spend 5 months with me. <Sunn_Toucher> Are you a law figure? <Jeeba|FG> No <Jeeba|FG> Im a child molester.
<Quigalo> Fried eggs on a burger is like coming on a 12 year old girl's ass. It might sound tempting, but you just have to think about what you're doing for a second, and stop.
<JohnnyBl> Now, if you're to tell me that it really costs a whole dollar more for that goddamn, red-haired, floppy-shoe wearing, Grimace-loving, Hamburglar-catching, cocksucking, Fryguy slave-holding, Mayor McCheese-bribing, son of a bitch clown to give me 2 extra nuggets, I'll tell you you're full of shit.
<MikeSweetser> I've seen DAP pics before. <MikeSweetser> And DAFP pics as well. <JamesFnX> Mike: DAFP? <MikeSweetser> Double Anal Fist Penetration. <P|MP> "find your keys yet?" :)
<DreamStiller> whats the advantage of php compared to servers like geocities? <DrDoug> Well, php is a server side scripting language and geocities is just a steaming pile of shit.
<skrooyoo> i am not a medical practitioner, but i do distribute rohypnol to coeds on occasion
Cat1013: So, my boss is blabbing on about "how to improve your productivity and be a mental asset to the company" Cat1013: And all I can think of is how the letters in "mental asset" can be rearranged to spell "metal ass net" Cat1013: I think I need therapy
<GreenO> I made a stop-go lego-porn animation <GreenO> It was sweet... it was inside a castle. It involved a horse too
<Archeoptrix> Some girl I know is goign to open up an abortion clinic called "Humpty Dumpty" when she grows up
Notnilc: Is Eric working today? Jwald90726: If by working you mean Fucking a minor then yes.
<vrit> today my coworker ordered takeout from the chinese place <vrit> and naturally it was "mongoloid beef"
<HomesickAlien> 17" iMac - that's like having a nine inch penis but being impotent
<@tumult> m what is this piano girls obsession <@piano_girl_man> tumult cute girls who play the piano <@tumult> piano_girl_man and what reference are you basing this on <@Hiryu> elton john
<Avien> by the time they come up with all this shit... we'll be in a SPACE COLON <Avien> Y
<F4T4L_3RR0R> I swear... I don't need to see commercials for tampons while cartoons are on <F4T4L_3RR0R> "IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT FITS TO MY CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR BEAMS IT IN!!"
<Tylendel> I have kitty pictures. <Seeth_There> I have genital crabs. <Seeth_There> Advantage: Seeth.
<dkkev> If a girl cant dance <dkkev> she sure cant fuck either <psychoace> yeah but that is why you just tie her down and stuff
<DrgdHmstr> man if I wanted communist propeganda I'd read slashdot * DrgdHmstr was kicked by supz (communist)
<Kennef> what was quetzequatl the patron god of? <tarvuz> umm <Wintermute> consonants?
<MrSaturn> google dosent seem to be working. when i press the "i'm feeling lucky" button i'm left unsatisfied
<CausticGnome> so, i was in the garage, smoking, when I saw the book the jehovas witnesses gave me about the end of the world <CausticGnome> entitled: "Revelation Its Grand Climax At Hand! "
<Naomi_in_Malice> ;_; <Naomi_in_Malice> i dont like tentacle rape <AndrewLB> Great, we have a 15yr old girl in a channel devoted to cartoon porn. <BloodyParrot> but what about nice tentacles? <Naomi_in_Malice> hmm.. <Naomi_in_Malice> where can i order one?
<mironixima> hello <mironixima> any redhat 9 users in here? <SKaReCRoW> let's hope not
<Model_Atheist> I want a fucking girlfriend. <CuriousGrugg> None of those non-fucking girlfriends, huh?
<timmo> its kind of weird <timmo> my grandma dropped acid <timmo> and hijacked a school bus full of penguins <timmo> so its kind of a family crisis
<+NoNameAndrew> yeah right, you were rubbing the one eye'd snake to him like I am <+NoNameAndrew> her*
lost475: ANY HOT CHICKS WANNA GO OUT Qualjyn: lost475, you will die alone. Qualjyn: Do not pass go. Do not collect ASL
iHeartDonKnotts: I just got a prank call from http:// whitepages.com/search/Reverse_Phone?npa=313&phone=3430570 iHeartDonKnotts: Showed up on caller ID iHeartDonKnotts: And then internet saved the day iHeartDonKnotts: I'm gonna letterbomb the place Verl Is BOSS: what did they say iHeartDonKnotts: I called back and said "Hi, I just got a call from this number... Who the fuck are you and why are you calling Southern California for a prank call?" Verl Is BOSS: owned? iHeartDonKnotts: Probably!
<JonJonB> The url he gave me for gay porn doesn't even work <JonJonB> ....fuck <Fentom> YOU TRIED IT OUT? <JonJonB> ...no?
<thcip> and i try to finger god, but it tells me there is no such users..but my chaplain told me god is everywhere..certainly he should be on my raq.. <websales_arron> Although it's not mentioned in the Rackshack Terms of Service or Acceptable Use Policy, we will be unable to provide you support in finding God.
<Luigi30> alt.people.ugly.stupid.ops.term <Luigi30> The busiest newsgroup in the world! * You have been banned from #gamecube (alt.luigi.banned)
<aNuBiS-> :/ <natascam> hi annie, how is your chi today? <aNuBiS-> un-aligned <aNuBiS-> i yin, when i should of yang'd <natascam> did you try booze?
* Dr_Dos|KLONE has joined #zeuxworld <Revvy> OH NOS <Dr_Dos|KLONE> How do I kill on esper? <EvilMario> ghost? <Revvy> msg nickserv kill <Dr_Dos|KLONE> I guess. <Zenholder> /quit <nick> <password> <Dr_Dos|KLONE> ok * Dr_Dos has quit IRC (Ping timeout) * Dr_Dos|KLONE has quit IRC (Quit: Dr_Dos censored) <EvilMario> Hahah. <Zenholder> :D <EvilMario> You're the best, sir. * Dr_Dos has joined #zeuxworld <Zenholder> :P <Zenholder> Did it work? <Dr_Dos> heh <Dr_Dos> Yes <Zenholder> Good * Dr_Dos has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by EvilMario))) <Zenholder> :D <EvilMario> Excellent. * Dr_Dos has joined #zeuxworld <Dr_Dos> That's not right... <EvilMario> You fool. <EvilMario> Mwahah.. I mean.. HIIII