<D> the #amish dont believe in pr0n <D> :P <D> well, they do <D> but it's all ankle-flashing to them
<Eckostyle> If Mexico had a major eathquake, Britain would send 100,000 replacement troopes to control the riots, Brasil would send 100,00 pounds of replacement food, and teh USA would send 100,000 repalcement Mexicans
<Boycy> ooh, find me an ip :) <Boycy> have a 3line batch file to send the same net send msg until you push Ctrl+C :D <Hub-Security> boycy has ip: 137.222.226.67 <Kameleon> 137.222.226.67 <Boycy> excuse me for a few seconds... <Boycy> FUCKER <Kameleon> lmao <Boycy> I know how to find *my* ip you bastard <Boycy> 600 shitty net send boxes oh god I hate you
<phreakinb> 1876: At the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia, America's first 100-year birthday bash, fair goers visit the Turkish Hashish Exposition and toke up in order to enhance their fair experience. <`WarpKat> it's nice to know that my parents weren't the only stoners from the past
<Eckostyle> any girls want sex? send me a message privately <Eckostyle> fuck, my mom saw me type that
<tuffy> Its hard to prove one isn't a professional litigious bastard while suing someone else for being called that
<@cs`on`xbox> it's fucking hott <@cs`on`xbox> no more spikes <@cs`on`xbox> no more lag <@cs`on`xbox> no more fps problems <@cs`on`xbox> just CS <+oi> i'll steal your tv
<Svenson> lol.. yahoo says "Someone else has already chosen svensonwhocannotfigureoutaloginname"
<gash> It's hard to find a potenial employer that will accept resume's via dcc :)
<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father! <Batty> and father in dutch = vader <Borlath_Mon> ...yeeeeeees <Batty> So he's darth father! <Borlath_Mon> So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than "Trailer Trash".
<sui`> the good news is, you're almost through the sickness <sui`> the bad news is, it's sars and you're going to die.
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XtBA: oh yea and my moms wants u to ask ur pops if he can drive us to air plane thing XtBA: holy shit i forgot the name XtBA: oh yea... airport Jiggy: ....wow XtBA: haha i was thinking bout plane station
MYNAME15NEO: Damnit... DgtlHavoc: ? MYNAME15NEO: The only place I can put my cheezits will block the light on my keyboard DgtlHavoc: did you try the top of your head? DgtlHavoc: on top the monitor? DgtlHavoc: on the floor? MYNAME15NEO: Thats where I've got the lamp MYNAME15NEO: The monitors already got enough shit on it MYNAME15NEO: And I don't have a floor DgtlHavoc: ? DgtlHavoc: living in a electomagnetically suspended desk? MYNAME15NEO: Chair and desk is suspended from cables by a blackhawk helicopter MYNAME15NEO: I won the helicopter using my Pepsi points
<SillyBoob> HELP <SillyBoob> WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME <SillyBoob> WHERE DO YOU GO TO DOWNLOAD THE CDS? <SillyBoob> MY CUZIN DOWNLOADED HTIS FOR ME <Takaznik> type /quit get cd list and wait for about an hour * Quits: SillyBoob (get cd list) <Naked_Eye> How much you bet he will be back in an hour
DoUBle ChiN 47: omg im gonna be the most popular kid in school tomorrow rcknouttonight: why DoUBle ChiN 47: i have tic tacs
<ANTIDEAD> I had a dream last night that I met you in real life, so we dressed up as zoro and smuggled drugs over the mexican border <ANTIDEAD> Perhaps I should lay off the burritos
<GrimReap99> Anti is an example of an over-irc-ed child. <GrimReap99> Antidead: "Hallo mother, what is for teh breakfahst? double eww tee eff? Pancakes? Stfu." <ANTIAWAY> dad - "!kb Antidead" <GrimReap99> Mother: "!topic Pancakes biotch"
<Siidu> what died, the hdd? <BelaHatesCleaningShazz> FUCKING CHRIST! <BelaHatesCleaningShazz> yeah <BelaHatesCleaningShazz> some complicated core shit <BelaHatesCleaningShazz> brought it down faster than a fat chick falling down a stairwell
<ChemicalBurn> ah i have an erection and i dont know why <ChemicalBurn> scarey! * ChemicalBurn is now known as Chem`shower
* darkLem notes there are alot of bash.org quotes that are just Bill Hicks quotes <darkLem> cheating bastards.
<xen0cide> Whats black and blue and hates sex? <Cloud9> Jesus, what? <xen0cide> Its not Jesus, its the 7 year old in my trunk. <Cloud9> You sick fuck.
<@Phucker> Calling people by their real-names on IRC is a violation of RFC1459.
<`sic> now that should be in guinness <`sic> world record for longest rolling ball of cats
<NeilX> They have rename the Bible <NeilX> its now called <NeilX> The Sidez <NeilX> I read chapter one. <NeilX> the hold gospel according to Sega <NeilX> and the mighty sidez came down <NeilX> and he said <NeilX> let their be VIRTUA FIGHTER <NeilX> AND POOF <NeilX> 10 billon JAP PROGRAMMERS made virtua fighter <NeilX> the lord sidez said <NeilX> teh sucks there is no good combo moves <NeilX> let their be VIRTUA FIGHTER 2 <NeilX> 10 billon JAP PROGRAMMERS made virtua figher <wazy> neil is drunk <NeilX> but the elite g0d sidez said, i need more vectorz <NeilX> AND POOF <NeilX> THE DICSIPLE XBOX WAS BORNAGE <Sidez> ON THE SEVENTH DAY <Sidez> I CREATED <Sidez> TEH XBOX <Sidez> AND IT WAS BIG <NeilX> and it sucked <Sidez> SILENCE INFIDEL <NeilX> ON THE EIGTH DAY HE CREATED HIS OWN COCK <NeilX> AND IT WAS SMALL * NeilX laughs
<sixxer> bmbr.. ROOOOOOCKS <bmbr> yeo <bmbr> whysat <sixxer> bmbr: cos of your new bot <bmbr> hopefully he stays stable and quiet <bmbr> and takes very little work on my part <sixxer> I'd like to see him freak out and start throwing people in blenders <bmbr> ill see if theres a .tcl for that
* freeloki hopes that this emote works; otherwise, he'll look like an idiot. <Abstruse> "emote"? * freeloki notes that his emoting was successful. 8) <Abstruse> I remember when the /me command was called an ACTION...now it's an "emote"? Dude, they've finally managed to pussify IRC...
<Jamon> he said, "my girlfriend fucks like a rabid hamster." <Jamon> other guy said, "wow, that's great.....mine fucks like a walrus."
* Wang feasts on elbow macaroni and baby carrots <slm> good for you, you have the diet of a 3 year old <Wang> woo <Wang> and i'm hung like one too <Wang> ... <slm> uhhhh... congrats?
<vSvAINT> Rune...do you ever Sleep Man? <RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <dcpsoguy> r00n: Do you sleep? <RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <@RuneWalsh> nah, sleeping goes against everything I believe in <vSvAINT> it's kind of sad you have a prepared response for that <RuneWalsh> no, it's spontaneous <vSvAINT> Spontaneous like Combustion or Spontaneous like Jerry Lewis? <RuneWalsh> besides, I responded to that question earlier and didn't feel like typing that again <RuneWalsh> I'll have to think about that <RuneWalsh> I wouldn't really call Jerry Lewis spontaneous though <RuneWalsh> which doubles as my point as well <vSvAINT> Haha Instantaneous. "NEW! Instantaneous Jerry Lewis! Just add Water!" <RuneWalsh> "Wow mommy, can I have one?" <RuneWalsh> "Not till you're older, dear"
<tito> asl <czechreck> 13/hermaphrodite/locked in a basement so I can't polute humanitys gene pool
<zc> what, you don't watch porn in groups? <thecool> lol <hgl> no porn is me time
(blitzer) if I had a daughter in the porn industry, and I masturbated to a scene which she starred in, would it be incest? (mortiis) no (mortiis) idiot
<FoxMcCloud> Do you think Shigeru Miyamoto screams out pokemon-names during sex?
<Mystic_Fibrosis> wouldn't be ironic if my worth as a person was determined by my connection quality? <nosmo> you are unreliable and frequently die <nosmo> but quite fast <nosmo> me however :D Fast, I can keep going for 8 days (so far) can get huge amounts done in seconds :D
PsychoJ: Canada is like........America-lite... All of the awesome none of the bullshit.
RoninChaos: She's like "I tried on this dress, and I looked like a bride". WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CRY ABOUT THAT?! RoninChaos: I don't cry when I put on a tux. RokChik: lol, she cried b/c she wants TO BE a bride RoninChaos: she's supposed to be getting married RoninChaos: And she wants me to relate or some shit. I can't do that. RoninChaos: Like I said, when I put on a tux, I don't think "oh dear god, this is what I'll look like when I get married!" and then start fanning myself. RoninChaos: Oh fuck, now she's talking about how nice the sleeves are. "Aren't they nice? They're so great". THEY'RE FUCKING SLEEVES!RoninChaos: I mean, god damn! WTF does she want from me!? RoninChaos: Okay, I think that gun is around here somewhere...
<Antioch-F> Don't you hate people with karaoke scripts? <Antioch-F> You know, they sit there and spam the lyrics to their song? <Antioch-F> It's not enough to just have a script that aggitates everyone by going "I AM NOW PLAYING THIS AND THAT SONG IF ANYONE WANTS TO KNOW!" <Antioch-F> No, they have to add karaoke to it. <Antioch-F> Just in case anyone wants to know what the lyrics are for "Oh Man, I Woke Up In A Truck And My Butt Sort Of Hurts" by Billy West.
<Flirbnic> HAHAHA SQUINKY MADE A GRAMMATICAL ERROR. <Squinky> HAHHA FLIRBNIC HAS A BIG BUTT AND HIS BUTT STINKS AND HIS HEAD IS HIS BUTT. <Flirbnic> Stop it, I'm very sensitive about that. :(
<Silmor> Hello Kitty is so tainted... imagine someone giving your six year old daughter a hello kitty purse and you lashing out at them "For fucks sake man, she's only 6!!"
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
<@OutlawJim> i was lookin at a form online and was saw one of those little type what you see in the box bits <@OutlawJim> and i wondered, what if you were blind <@OutlawJim> then i realised you couldnt fill the form in by yourself anyway
<Gallusik_psv> sory <Gallusik_psv> for my english :P <osiris> I envy you, I really do, I hate speaking 1 language <Gallusik_psv> aha <Gallusik_psv> what languages do you know??
<DocGonzo> i need to shoot myself in the face... i accidentally typed "the" instead of "teh", so i backspaced and fixed it
<moes_19> my computer is about to die <moes_19> its telling me i need to back up my files asap <moes_19> its like bill gates is fucking me in the ass and is telling me I might want to video tape it
bISMARCK: man yor stupid Wheelman56: man yor is stupid? Wheelman56: who is man yor Wheelman56: sounds japanese Wheelman56: MAN YOR?!? HE NO HERE!! bISMARCK: :| Wheelman56: HE TRY TO FIX VCR CAUSE LIGHT BLINKING TWELVE ALL TIME!!