<@Pr|cK> oi shan on sunday last week at footlocker when i was buying new shoes <@Pr|cK> there was this REALLY HOT chick working there right <@Pr|cK> anyway i went in to buy shoes, and she saw my $500 sunnies <@Pr|cK> and she gave me her number <@cray> pfft that's nothing...i went into this shop and waved around my expensive gun, and the chick behind the counter gave me all her money
<K2134> holy shit >.< all the guys just ran down the stairs and out the door because the fucking ice cream truck.. talk about immature... <K2134> lmao.. its funny, six 20 year old guys standing in line for ice cream...
* @Magn0lia catches TollsXP and gives him an atomic wedgie * TollsXP 's nether regions emit radiation now * ramoth4 gives TollsXP an iWedge * TollsXP 's nether regions are now manufactured by apple * ramoth4 gives TollsXP a WedgieXP * TollsXP 's nether regions crash < TollsXP> or perhaps they hang ;) < TollsXP> but I certainly hope they don't freeze.
<Kionon> "Left, right, front, back, penis in, penis out." <Andris> Dance Dance Reproduction.
<rioter> i heard a car accident last night <rioter> and laughed <rioter> then my mum knocked on my door and was like your sister had car acident out side your door and you didnt come out <rioter> and i laughed even harder
<Abstract> So I was going to lick my girlfriend last night.. And I was like trying to find her clit, but it's like a fucking labyrinth with all that shit down there.. <LuC3D> Shit? Dude, you were in the wrong hole..
<VanJeans> How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? <VanJeans> Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
<Admrlcrow> what are some good switches for extracting a rar archives on a linux box, i'm using unrar-3.1.3 <pairo> Admrlcrow: -RTFM
*** Joins: Tornus *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Tornus <+WOJ> It's Tornus. <@NiteShok> It sure is. <@GregTG> no it isn't <@GregTG> [/iraqi information minister]
<kindman34> fubar, how do you spend your time off-line? <fubar-42o> what. you mean like single-player?
<Tarrasque> damm it.. fucken waiting for my GF to get home... I an so fucken bored <toxik> i usually cant wait for my gf to leave..
<Ck3> im still laughing:>> i mean its like you ate someth bad and im trying to tell you but im laughing so hard i cant tell you, and i look at you eat it and think that it rolled in the bong water and im dying of laughter and you're like enjoying the chocolate so much:>> <antishok> HOLY FUCKGIN SHIT <antishok> U MOTHER FUCKER <antishok> U DIDNT TELL ME IT ROLLED IN BONG WATER YESTERDAY
<dash> HEY BITCH WHERE'S MY SANDWICH * MogOfGlory unzips his pants <dash> mmm reuben
<BloodFromStone> "You wouldn't think incest was wrong if you had cousins as hot as mine."
<@Stormrider> If I got arrested and had one phone call, I'd call the police station with a bomb scare
<Abstruse> I personally like graveyard shifts better...I'm a night owl by nature... <Abstruse> Besides, the morning shift there is 6 AM to 2 PM...those are the hours I'm usually sleeping. <phoxleep> 6 AM <phoxleep> wtf is 6 AM * phoxleep has never seen 6 AM <Abstruse> phox: 6 AM = bedtime. You know, when that big lamp outside the window starts to turn on? You DO know about the Big Room outside the house, right? <Abstruse> phox: You know, the Big Room you go to when you have to go buy more food and stuff? <phoxleep> the big room is sorta cool <phoxleep> but doom 3 has better shaders damnit <Abstruse> I hate the big room when the lamp's on... <jastity> Abstruse: I have my groceries delivered to my Big Room, I order them online. <Abstruse> They need to fix the air conditioner out there. <Abstruse> jastity: I meant McDonalds. <Abstruse> Or Taco Bell or Jack in the Box or whatever. <phoxleep> Abstruse: why hasn't greenpeace given them shit about leaving it on? <phoxleep> it's a waste of power damnit <Abstruse> phox: Something about it using solar energy I think.
<DigitlDud> So you guys really don't care if I'm gay? <gopus> I personally could care less. <DigitlDud> I'm really afraid of telling my parents. <gopus> Then don't. <wafn> DigitlDud, the way I see it, all of us have things about us we are ashamed of. <gopus> That's right... <Skarab> yeah, DigitlDud, I gave my cousin tongue before, and I think that's far more embarrassing. <gopus> ... <logiclrd-> And I look hella ugly. You've seen my pics. <Hello1> DigitlDud: and you basically know that I couldn't get laid if my life depended on it. <frankyd> and I smell like shit. <gopus> ... <gopus> and I think AOL rocks. <frankyd> gopus: ... <Hello1> ... * logiclrd looks at gopus * gopus was kicked by logiclrd (Bye) <logiclrd-> there are some things I won't tolerate.
<MagnaUnum> just got off the phone with a redhead <MagnaUnum> she's cool <MagnaUnum> she likes helping retarded kids though <MagnaUnum> I dunno if I can justify that with my conscience
<classNTBk> lifetime kicks ass <classNTBk> its got designing women <classNTBk> its slogan may be "television for women", but its attitude is "kickass enough for studs"
<superghos> sometimes my dick gets so hot it feels like it's going to burn a hole through my mouth
<Dareon> Damn it. Why is it, whenever I go down to bring up another window and slip, I always wind up launching Worms? <Iago> It's a sign. <Dareon> ...If the universe wanted me to go play with squishy pink things, they should send me porn popups.
<_cliCk_> any boddy here??? <shaan> no <_cliCk_> are u sure? <shaan> yes <shaan> quite <_cliCk_> i will not!!!! <shaan> will not what <_cliCk_> be quite
<@doggie^> argh ffs <@doggie^> just downloaded a 12mb program <@doggie^> now im downloading a 22mb update
<Fickle> I dunno if this fried waffle thing is a good idea, kelsey <kelseyB> it might be commercially available <Fickle> right. It's already been bought by McD's <Fickle> called the McFucking Coronary
<chron> YO BITCH YOU WANNA GET FUCKIN RAPED? AIGHT IMMA BUST IT OUT LIGH DIZ <boom boom boom> WELL IMMA TCP TO YO FTP THEN PUMP U FULLA PENIS.C CUZ IMMA HACKAH BITCH I DONT FEEL NO PAIN, I PLAY COUNTERSTRIKE AND EMULATE MAIM, U SUCK MY COX WHILE I ROOT YOUR BOX WHILE MY DRONES PACKET INTO YOUR GAY WINSOCKS, IMMA HACKAH IN THE NIGHT WHEN THE TIME IS NOCTURNAL SO KISS MY DRONES AND SAY PEACE TO KERNEL. WHAT WHAT WHAT WEBSIIIIIIITE
<chesed> I couldn't find the food you like <chesed> I couldn't find a card <chesed> So I hope these flowers say it best: <chesed> Dear Lord you make me hard
<Bismarck>Ok. <Bismarck>Over 50.000 people at the stadium watching the game. <Bismarck>22 Players on the field <Bismarck>2 referees, <Bismarck>and the coaches sitting on the side of the field. <Bismarck>So WHY did the FUCKING BIRD have to shit on MY HEAD!?
<DrUDgE> black|one: what is your mom on top of me nude? <DrUDgE> black|one: a good time! <black|one> not for you.. <black|one> my mom is 60.
<fabutron> so we were at sonic the other day (which is a drive up restraunt like in the fifties, for those of you that don't have sonic) and we made a joke about punching the waitress in the uterus and over the little drive up radio the guy was like "we can still hear you"
<LarsC> i'm a fuckign ninja. <exii> Dude, you're not a ninja. <DJTodd> A fucking Ninja? <LarsC> yeah. i fuck you, and you don't even know I was there. <Dayv> I heard your girlfriends have that problem.
<Powerslave> haha love this ticket pushed to me from our help desk: "modem making squeeking sound when connecting, needs replaced"
marty> So, what happened, did you date her? What was she like... deathcubek> Let me put it this way. She was like an RPG. marty> I dont get it. deathcubek> Well... she was long, expensive, and full of monsters.
<RattleHead> kinda like the fact that the drink hampers your judgement in female partnership for the night :P <RattleHead> Drunk Person: "Boooy, loook ad dat GOJUS womun ova deer!" <RattleHead> Sober Person: "Are you talking about that fat nasty cow over by the door? <WumpSmwher> 8-p <WumpSmwher> is that how you got your g/f ? *ducks* <RattleHead> heh <RattleHead> yes..... *ashamed*
tp: Ewwwwwwww! I was jerking off, and my cat kinda jumped on my stomach before................yeah....... now I gotta give the cat a bath or my parents will think i'm a perv..... :( Psycho_James: Dude, you jerked off on your cat, YOU ARE a perv...
(blackanese): when does a guy lose his virginity? (blackanese): when he ejaculates or when he fucks? (dufflebag): lol black just thought he lost his verginity cos he jerked off
(mike): HEH, THIs Is AMuSINg (mike): I Got a WiNAMP pLUgiN THAt BLInKS THE KEYboARD ledS tO THE MUSIc (mike): BUT IT acTUALLY turNs THe CAPsLOcK On AND oFF iNSTEad OF JuST the LIGHt
* Evil-PR-Director changes topic to 'IRC - Where the men are men, the women are men, and anyone under 18 has a .gov ident.'
<nih> if I was reincarnated, I'd be a baby seal <nih> someone might take me clubbing.
-!- DuDeR has joined #friends <DuDeR> i love this channel <DuDeR> people are so friendly here <DuDeR> unlike that one channel where the people shout vulgar insults at me usually involving testicles and people with white hair <T-Z-O> get the fuck outta here you gay ass albino nut sucking bitch
<Destruya> HEY WOW I'M SO GOOD AT BF1942 BECAUSE I HANG OUTSIDE SPAWN POINTS <Destruya> ESPECIALLY THE PERMANENT ONES <fatehaze> lol <Destruya> AND I FUCKING KILL EVERYONE BEFORE THEY CAN SHOOT ME BACK <Destruya> AND PEOPLE LIKE THIS "DESTROYA" GUY YELL AT ME PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING AWESOMELY 1337 <Destruya> AND HE'S JEALOUS OF MY MAD SKIZZILS, YO <Destruya> OMGOMGOMG <Destruya> I SHOULD WRITE A TIPBOOK ON BF1942 <Destruya> "BF1942: HOW TO BE FUCKING COOL LIKE ME IN JUST ONE VERY SIMPLE STEP" <Destruya> </sarcasm> <Destruya> I just got out of a really goddamned frustrating BF1942 game full of career cocksmoking permanent base campers. Could you tell?
<Alter_Legiones> don't ya just hate it, when you try to find a rom. then you click on a link that you think takes you to a rom site, but is loaded with porn ads, and when the thing opens, the first thing you hear is "I WANT TO SUCK YOUR LONG COCK!* while your mom is in the room >_<
<Masao[RY]> DS: I really enjoy translating :-)
<Ninja-San> translate this: <^>(-_-)<^>
<DS> well
<DS> let's tranlate it from japanese to english
<DS> <^>('_')<^>
<Tiffany> mapso did you know that my brother is having a baby? <Mapso> Is it yours?
e l i t e m r p: no work on monday, woo waaaaa r ever end in e: WHY not e l i t e m r p: holiday e l i t e m r p: the day we remember all the people who died to give me a day off from work
<Wippersnapper> Guess what fools, I am going skydiving <schnorks> Why does that make us fools? <Wippersnapper> Because I am jumping out of a plane... oh wait
Trauma Kittten: OMG MY CAT JUST JIZZED ON ME Trauma Kittten: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW lordviram: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah lordviram: wtf didi you do to it? lordviram: i didnt know you were into all that lordviram: lol lordviram: wow Trauma Kittten: well he's a longhair cat Trauma Kittten: and sometimes his pants get matted Trauma Kittten: so i was holding him on my lap Trauma Kittten: and he was purring with his eyes closed and i'm like trying to untangle them Trauma Kittten: then i realized one of the bunches wasn't a tangle, it was his nuts Trauma Kittten: they both kinda feel the same Trauma Kittten: then my hand gets a glob of clear stuff on it lordviram: wow Trauma Kittten: i'm gonna kill myself lordviram: that's just lordviram: hahahahaha Trauma Kittten: i just jerked my cat off lordviram: i'd say something but nothing can really add to the effect of admitting you just jerked off your cat Trauma Kittten: heh.... Trauma Kittten: i'm surprised that one didn't make it to your profile heh lordviram: that's cuz i'm gonna post that to bash.org lordviram: LOL Trauma Kittten: ! lordviram: ....wow Trauma Kittten: OH NO Trauma Kittten: the cat is back Trauma Kittten: heh lordviram: maybe it wants to return the favor lordviram: heh Trauma Kittten: well there was one site i saw where it recommended putting whipped cream on your clit and letting em lick it off Trauma Kittten: but i wouldn' go that far, i don't think lordviram: you dont think? lordviram: o.0 lordviram: well. you did just jack off your cat. Trauma Kittten: BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Trauma Kittten: i was just trying to make him have nice pants lordviram: you are one freaky chick