* @Super-Vipeo [Super Mario Brothers Theme Song-Nintendo] - [0.65mb; 1:24; 64kbps; 44khz; mono] <@Cockroach> I saw a quicktime movie of a guy playing that on the piano <@Cockroach> and about every other mario song <@Cockroach> was kind of scary... then people on the CS forum started posting about learning sailor moon songs on their clarinets <@Cockroach> and suddenly the Mario guy was normal again...
Murcho: and for the first time in my life i spent a considerable amount of time trying to put my dick into what i thought was the 'vagina' DrZaius: LOL Murcho: the plumbing on these french girls is different man im telling you
<Moogs> Matrix Reloaded is a very different kind of film from the original, both in style and theme. The first movie posed the question, "What is the nature of reality?" The question for this movie is, "Do French people ever stop talking?" - MacHall <WrexSoul> Or perhaps, "Why is Colonel Sanders sitting in a room full of TVs?"
<aNuBiS-> but youre never around :/ <PeeDC> lol <PeeDC> thats cuz im busy with real life these days <aNuBiS-> lies <PeeDC> i got a kid on route .. due in less than a month .. and no job .. im busy :P <aNuBiS-> hmmm, youre black now? <PeeDC> hahahah
<usunoro> so how's the webcam working? <NeWaVe> it worked good <NeWaVe> i only turn it on everyso often <NeWaVe> like when im talking to alice <fuchikoma> or soliciting men to buy you things on your amazon.com wishlist
<OutlawStarwind> Dude for this one question it asks "Do you ever second guess your answers?" I checked "No" then went back a second later and checked "yes" then checked "No" again... I think I have a problem.
<Hard[D]isk> you know what the first sign of AIDs is, dont you? <KillZaw> no what <Hard[D]isk> a pounding sensation in your ass..
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks? <TheXPhial> vaccuums <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? <TheXPhial> black holes <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool? <TheXPhial> lava?
<Lucien> a small question.. will you rewrite you're history books now that you hate us and write that US should have been liberated even with OUT massive support from french military? and maybe benjamin franklin never got his idees from paris? maybe he didn't even visite the country... <Stormrider> Lucien, do you speak German? <Lucien> no, but swedish :P <Stormrider> You don't speak German, though? <Lucien> eh no <Stormrider> You're welcome.
<Sinclair-> i liked the new travel slogan for Gaza <Sinclair-> "Now only a stone's throw from jerusalem" <@Death-Blade> lol
<duckroll> they need a FF with a female lead that hates all men, and masturbates <jijiripdoze> female masturbation = hating all men? <jijiripdoze> ok <duckroll> YES <duckroll> its a physical PROTEST AGAINST SEX <CommanderStab> I don't think the words "physical protest against sex" exist in Japan
<sta_hi> lol <sta_hi> "anything can be a murder weapon, if you have enough time on your hands." <GrassMunk> soggy bread? <sta_hi> yup <sta_hi> ESPECIALLY soggy bread. <GrassMunk> one blade of grass <sta_hi> yes, that too <sta_hi> ... if you remove the top of one's head first. <sta_hi> or could somehow get it into his bloodstream. <sta_hi> flacid severed penis? <sta_hi> that too. <GrassMunk> sperm <sta_hi> thats destroyed more lives than any gun.
<Amish> why do women care if you have an ass anyways <Amish> it's not like they're going to do anything with it, but squeeze it <cardcheat> subconsciously, ass muscles are used in thrusting movements of sex <cardcheat> so it symbolizes good prowess <Amish> I will date blind women only. If they start to feel my ass, I will wear two cantaloupe halves
<sev> i just watched american idol for 10 minutes * blender pastes a homo sticker on sevr <cryptonix> do you feel robbed? <sev> clay sang an amazing rendition of "please let your son go down on me"
<Bizznatch> my dick is 3 inches long <chris> thats small. <DrunkenMaster> sad <Bizznatch> yus <deathazre> chris: not for a 3 year old <Bizznatch> death <chris> ... <Bizznatch> so you look at 3 year old's cocks every once in a while <chris> :D * deathazre has quit IRC (Quit: ) <Bizznatch> THE TRUTH HURTS <Bizznatch> ... <Bizznatch> :P <incubus_chick> o.O
<terra> time to slay the dragon! * Dezy-chan gts some random asian girl to do crazy action poses while playing!
<end|Anthroborg> those are the risks people take to enjoy quality porn <Saevus> neg, quality porn sites dont do that <Saevus> if you pay <end|Anthroborg> pay <end|Anthroborg> rofl <Saevus> exactly <end|Anthroborg> it only takes the main page to get off on <Saevus> lol
Methodical Pain: but tomatoes are fruits TheOffspring326: no they're not! TheOffspring326: they merely prefer the company of other tomatoes, thats all!
<Gho5t> i decided against that php bumper sticker <Gho5t> i don't want my friends from home to think i turned into a super geek <Gho5t> i can just imagine what would happen when they ask what 'php' meant <ASleep>hah <ASleep>I don't drive so my PHP sticker is on my laptop. <ASleep> Of course, I'm getting my php tattoo this weekend so it doesn't matter.
<Ronald_MacK> I need more RAM. <Ronald_MacK> Wait, no. <Ronald_MacK> I need a girlfriend, so I won't be on the computer so much, and thereby it won't need more RAM.
<Odo> his nick is mr_white, and his username is blackdub <Odo> this gives me the odd mental image of someone dubbing a movie into ebonics
<Xerox|Studyage> Personally, I'm not too fond of hermaphrodites. They have more than the recommended amount of penis for a girl.
<Red_Squirrel> Jeff [Hardy] could get caught backstage sleeping with every diva and KO would still find a way to label him gay ^_^ <dubchu> ...every diva *at the same time*, yo. <DaimaijeD> He DOES paint pretty blue swirlies on himself with what looks like pudding. <DaimaijeD> When you smear yourself with blue pudding in preparation to meet a guy in tights, there's something amiss.
<^trivia_reaper^> 009.858. How much water would a human drink in a lifetime ? <^trivia_reaper^> 1st Hint: *** ******* ****** Question Value : 21 Points <^trivia_reaper^> 2nd Hint: 500 ******* ****** 30.0 secs & 21 Points Remaining <^trivia_reaper^> 3rd Hint: 500 *i**io* *i**e* 15.0 secs & 21 Points Remaining <^trivia_reaper^> Times up! The answer was -> 500 million litres <- <iamscottevil> who the fuck uses litres. <^trivia_reaper^> Top10 Players ( Weekly & Monthly) are Auto-Voiced <^trivia_reaper^> 002.2424. Music : 60's Chart Toppers: Name The Artist: Ame Caline (Soul Coaxing) ? <iamscottevil> I'm trying to think. Glasses, gallons. <iamscottevil> Litres?! Fuck that shit. Pabst blue ribbon.
<Kokanshu> does anyone else have the urge to call the operators up and say 'I NEED AN EXIT, FAST!'
<Seed> I had to remove one of toastt's organs once.. because he didn't pay attention <md`> i see <Supachikn> which organ? <Supachikn> his skin? <Supachikn> pancreas? <Supachikn> appendix! <Seed> Supachikn: a 1967 Hammond organ
<Heavy_P> Whats the diffrence between a black and a table <Heavy_P> A table can support a family
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say... BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES BlackAdder> IN FACT BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.* *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( ) t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right CRCError> right heartless> Right. r3v> right
<GerbilNut> i was so happy last friday... i finally saw a girl with my old roomate... it finally convinced me he wasn't gay <GerbilNut> she wasn't very attractive... but at least i knew he was straight <GerbilNut> it would have made those nights we cuddled on the couch alittle awkward
<Yuri> heh damn man <Yuri> 93.1mb <Yuri> this is the mightiest log i've ever posessed <xerDM> heheh <Yuri> this is a sociology report waiting to happen <Yuri> heh <xerDM> hehe <Yuri> and excellent fodder for legal lawsuits from assorted companies wanting to protect their intellectual property... * Yuri find/replace warez|iso|bin|nrg|ccd/fluffy bunnies <Dorn> aha <xerDM> haha <Yuri> "wow these guys LOVE bunnies!" <Yuri> "yeah they share em too!" <Dorn> course <Yuri> "over the INTERNET! to FTPS!" <Yuri> "aww bunny videos!" <Yuri> hot rodent on rodent action <Dorn> you'd get stuff like "Man sitting on that desert island sure made me feel fluffy bunnieslated" <Dorn> :E
<revolver> "whatevah, whatevah, it's mah hot body and ah'll do what ah want." <DirtyPunk> revolver: Until you're in prison with a man bigger than you. <DirtyPunk> ;) <revolver> d'oh
<hydro`> i had this weird dream <hydro`> someome broke into the house <hydro`> and changed the wallpaper on the computer and left
<nutrasweetie> lol my brother is such a little creep <nutrasweetie> hes on the phone w/his friend <nutrasweetie> and he goes to me "can i go online" <nutrasweetie> me: "no, you're on the phone" <nutrasweetie> "well, my friend wants to tell me something, and i called him and the lines busy" <nutrasweetie> me: "NO" <nutrasweetie> john goes back to the phone "damn, she wont let me on to talk to you"
<|NightChade|> Chinese smorgasboard and beer - $15 <|NightChade|> 3 glasses of red wine - $6 <|NightChade|> 4 salami sticks and a gurana energy drink - $8 <|NightChade|> 2 litres of coke - $1.80 <|NightChade|> The screams of horror of your toilet - Priceless
<@DataTek> hah <@DataTek> antibiotics are the king <@DataTek> u drink two beers and you're so drunk u almost pass out <@DataTek> its like a Quad-damage powerup
<Nerdpants> does any of the orginal characters die - Neil for example <Pat> its "neo" <Nerdpants> thats his internet name, his real name is Neil <Nerdpants> didn't u seen the original! <Pat> no its "Thomas A. Anderson" <Nerdpants> really, whoops, does he die?? <Pat> yes <Pat> neos not gonner star in revolutions, he's dead <Pat> the oracle is really a guy <Nerdpants> thats pretty crap - hes the main character <Pat> Yeah.. Agent Smith turns out to be a good guy. He's actually the one. <Nerdpants> yeah i know that... i figured it out
jac: "thats why asian guys can always go clubbing underage, they just borrow their dad's licence" flash: bahahahah that would so work nexx: er jac: lol nexx: asian people cant drive to get thier lisence anyway
<teefers> im khaleds rat <teefers> he pays me $20 an hour to log anything anyone says about him on undernet <teefers> then i send it to him <teefers> and he winnukes people <vulture_> teefers: then log this: Khaled, your programming ineptitude must be the envy of every Microsoft programmer. not to mention, I hate you. * teefers sends that shit to khaled and watches alex get winnuked h0 h0 h0 * vulture_ nearly injures himself watching tcpdump output... <vulture_> :P <Untitled2> ha! <Untitled2> I wish I were leet enough to interpret tcpdump raw output real time <vulture_> ever consider filtering it so you don't have to? <vulture_> :P <Untitled2> what would the fun in that be <vulture_> being able to laugh at someone's winnuke attempts? <Untitled2> There's an idea <Untitled2> and have it log to syslog "silly nuke attempt from x.x.x.x <vulture_> "initiating automatic retaliatory smurf..."
<Aitrus> You are standing on the top of a cliff next to a clone of yourself who just so happens to be stark naked. You reach over, and deftly push the clone over the cliff. Is it: <Aitrus> A: Homicide <Aitrus> B: Suicide <Aitrus> or <Aitrus> C: Just another obscene clone fall
<Aitrus> I have three root canals with crowns scheduled, plus the removal of two wisdom teeth, and two impacted partials. PLUS two fillings. <Aitrus> my children will be forced to brush at gunpoint.
<Snowman> How come I can't hack anything that I try to? <Snowman> I even used su... I just dont know what do do after that... <Snowman> Even when I have root... <TheFat> *sigh* you idiot... <TheFat> Dont you know, you need uber root not su... <Snowman> How do I get that <TheFat> run "halt" then "ur" <Snowman> Sweet, so i will hack things with ur? *** Signoff: Snowman (Disconnected) *** Snowman(poopie@host-209-111-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #hackr <Snowman> Man... hacking is sooooo gay
<Bivens> Internet Explorer Tip: when it says "turn off images", it only refers to inline images. Which is why it's safe to go to Goatse but not Tubgirl. I think it's obvious how I figured this out.
<iretch> i love how the only way i can tell which family members are home <iretch> are which lights are lit up on my hub
Geeky Weezer Fan: Gay Cruises are for gay people.... onkeybutt87: they are? onkeybutt87: uh-oh onkeybutt87: Dad's not going to be happy about that one
<BoneyCork> irc operators have a musty operator scent <CG> na ima clean <BoneyCork> when you go into some houses you can tell they have dogs, others you can tell they smoke <BoneyCork> i bet if you go into CG's house you think, "irc operator"
<Teeks> Katsmall: Ah. Well, there are similar differences between Norwegian and English. <Katsmall> Where's Norway? <Teeks> It's the capital of Canada. <Teeks> Land of four A's. <Katsmall> Is that so? <Katsmall> Which four A's? <Teeks> The ones in the name ... count them ... O_o ... OH MY GOD! SWEET JESUS! THE LIES!!