t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say... BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES BlackAdder> IN FACT BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.* *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( ) t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right CRCError> right heartless> Right. r3v> right
<GerbilNut> i was so happy last friday... i finally saw a girl with my old roomate... it finally convinced me he wasn't gay <GerbilNut> she wasn't very attractive... but at least i knew he was straight <GerbilNut> it would have made those nights we cuddled on the couch alittle awkward
<Yuri> heh damn man <Yuri> 93.1mb <Yuri> this is the mightiest log i've ever posessed <xerDM> heheh <Yuri> this is a sociology report waiting to happen <Yuri> heh <xerDM> hehe <Yuri> and excellent fodder for legal lawsuits from assorted companies wanting to protect their intellectual property... * Yuri find/replace warez|iso|bin|nrg|ccd/fluffy bunnies <Dorn> aha <xerDM> haha <Yuri> "wow these guys LOVE bunnies!" <Yuri> "yeah they share em too!" <Dorn> course <Yuri> "over the INTERNET! to FTPS!" <Yuri> "aww bunny videos!" <Yuri> hot rodent on rodent action <Dorn> you'd get stuff like "Man sitting on that desert island sure made me feel fluffy bunnieslated" <Dorn> :E
<revolver> "whatevah, whatevah, it's mah hot body and ah'll do what ah want." <DirtyPunk> revolver: Until you're in prison with a man bigger than you. <DirtyPunk> ;) <revolver> d'oh
<hydro`> i had this weird dream <hydro`> someome broke into the house <hydro`> and changed the wallpaper on the computer and left
<nutrasweetie> lol my brother is such a little creep <nutrasweetie> hes on the phone w/his friend <nutrasweetie> and he goes to me "can i go online" <nutrasweetie> me: "no, you're on the phone" <nutrasweetie> "well, my friend wants to tell me something, and i called him and the lines busy" <nutrasweetie> me: "NO" <nutrasweetie> john goes back to the phone "damn, she wont let me on to talk to you"
<|NightChade|> Chinese smorgasboard and beer - $15 <|NightChade|> 3 glasses of red wine - $6 <|NightChade|> 4 salami sticks and a gurana energy drink - $8 <|NightChade|> 2 litres of coke - $1.80 <|NightChade|> The screams of horror of your toilet - Priceless
<@DataTek> hah <@DataTek> antibiotics are the king <@DataTek> u drink two beers and you're so drunk u almost pass out <@DataTek> its like a Quad-damage powerup
<Nerdpants> does any of the orginal characters die - Neil for example <Pat> its "neo" <Nerdpants> thats his internet name, his real name is Neil <Nerdpants> didn't u seen the original! <Pat> no its "Thomas A. Anderson" <Nerdpants> really, whoops, does he die?? <Pat> yes <Pat> neos not gonner star in revolutions, he's dead <Pat> the oracle is really a guy <Nerdpants> thats pretty crap - hes the main character <Pat> Yeah.. Agent Smith turns out to be a good guy. He's actually the one. <Nerdpants> yeah i know that... i figured it out
jac: "thats why asian guys can always go clubbing underage, they just borrow their dad's licence" flash: bahahahah that would so work nexx: er jac: lol nexx: asian people cant drive to get thier lisence anyway
<teefers> im khaleds rat <teefers> he pays me $20 an hour to log anything anyone says about him on undernet <teefers> then i send it to him <teefers> and he winnukes people <vulture_> teefers: then log this: Khaled, your programming ineptitude must be the envy of every Microsoft programmer. not to mention, I hate you. * teefers sends that shit to khaled and watches alex get winnuked h0 h0 h0 * vulture_ nearly injures himself watching tcpdump output... <vulture_> :P <Untitled2> ha! <Untitled2> I wish I were leet enough to interpret tcpdump raw output real time <vulture_> ever consider filtering it so you don't have to? <vulture_> :P <Untitled2> what would the fun in that be <vulture_> being able to laugh at someone's winnuke attempts? <Untitled2> There's an idea <Untitled2> and have it log to syslog "silly nuke attempt from x.x.x.x <vulture_> "initiating automatic retaliatory smurf..."
<Aitrus> You are standing on the top of a cliff next to a clone of yourself who just so happens to be stark naked. You reach over, and deftly push the clone over the cliff. Is it: <Aitrus> A: Homicide <Aitrus> B: Suicide <Aitrus> or <Aitrus> C: Just another obscene clone fall
<Aitrus> I have three root canals with crowns scheduled, plus the removal of two wisdom teeth, and two impacted partials. PLUS two fillings. <Aitrus> my children will be forced to brush at gunpoint.
<Snowman> How come I can't hack anything that I try to? <Snowman> I even used su... I just dont know what do do after that... <Snowman> Even when I have root... <TheFat> *sigh* you idiot... <TheFat> Dont you know, you need uber root not su... <Snowman> How do I get that <TheFat> run "halt" then "ur" <Snowman> Sweet, so i will hack things with ur? *** Signoff: Snowman (Disconnected) *** Snowman(poopie@host-209-111-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #hackr <Snowman> Man... hacking is sooooo gay
<Bivens> Internet Explorer Tip: when it says "turn off images", it only refers to inline images. Which is why it's safe to go to Goatse but not Tubgirl. I think it's obvious how I figured this out.
<iretch> i love how the only way i can tell which family members are home <iretch> are which lights are lit up on my hub
Geeky Weezer Fan: Gay Cruises are for gay people.... onkeybutt87: they are? onkeybutt87: uh-oh onkeybutt87: Dad's not going to be happy about that one
<BoneyCork> irc operators have a musty operator scent <CG> na ima clean <BoneyCork> when you go into some houses you can tell they have dogs, others you can tell they smoke <BoneyCork> i bet if you go into CG's house you think, "irc operator"
<Teeks> Katsmall: Ah. Well, there are similar differences between Norwegian and English. <Katsmall> Where's Norway? <Teeks> It's the capital of Canada. <Teeks> Land of four A's. <Katsmall> Is that so? <Katsmall> Which four A's? <Teeks> The ones in the name ... count them ... O_o ... OH MY GOD! SWEET JESUS! THE LIES!!
blade|uk: oh no blade|uk: another AOLer DONTGIVEU: uh yes DONTGIVEU: who cares im not a bad aoler DONTGIVEU: i do good for this room blade|uk: room blade|uk: haha blade|uk: typical AOLer blade|uk: it's called a channel
<@Exor[B-AFK]> yeah apparently a teacher in britain was arrested. on him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler, protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra network, and that he had weapons of math instruction! <@Exor[B-AFK]> HA HA. * Exor[B-AFK] shoots self
<+psychoace> damn fucking netsplits <+psychoace> when will mirc solve this problem
<Radu> a friend of my dad's in Texas named his daughter Treasure Darling <Radu> i shit you not <Tac0> did you fuck her <Tac0> ? <Radu> dude, it's his newborn baby, you idiot <Tac0> whats your point
<CommanderStab> I remember once this girl was stalking me <CommanderStab> Some french girl named Olivia <CommanderStab> And whenever I went online there she was on ICQ or MSN or whatever going "RARGH HELLO ^_^_^_^__^_^" and like being ultra-friendly and like doing nothing but complimenting me on whatever the hell she'd come up with for that day <CommanderStab> And I was like, whatever but I'll put up with it, praise can be hard to come by <CommanderStab> And then finally she said she was gonna send me a picture and I was like, YES! My patience has payed off =D <CommanderStab> And I got the picture and I was like WTF?! This is a guy!! <CommanderStab> How could I have gone 4 months and NOT realised that the guy's nick was "Oliver", not "Olivia" I'll never know >__<
<J-DOgg> 52. What does cobol stand for? <Java_Lang> programming <J-DOgg> Here's your 1st hint: common bus_____ ________ ________ <GodDess|Lang> really stupid computer language <GodDess|Lang> that i aced <GodDess|Lang> and forgot the name <GLOW|SonicReducer> Completely Obsolete Business Orientated Langauge
<KillaDawg> I don't want to move to Singapore with you. too humid <PinkRydergurl> Well, you don't have to wear clothes..you can walk around naked like people in Africa.. <KillaDawg> Uhhhh, people in Africa have large penes, so they can comfortably walk around naked. I'm white; I'm not quite that well-endowed <PinkRydergurl> Uhhhh, once again, we're talking about SINGAPORE, which is in ASIA....you're more "gifted" than you think you are...
<Crash2xs> smoke time * spider_gurl smokes <Crash2xs> I wonder y all the sex workers smoke <Inanna> friction?
<x[conco]> morning <ChrisFlugel> I just had dinner <ChrisFlugel> still feels like morning <ChrisFlugel> maybe because I havent wacked off yet today
(DiscoFever) bah, twas the night befor christmas and all through the house (DiscoFever) not a creature was stiring (+cow) not even a mouse? (DiscoFever) except for cow because he was a fucking jew and didn't believe in christmas
Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness? AvatarOfSolusek: no AvatarOfSolusek: well AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs AvatarOfSolusek: lol Jakefeb3: now i have a plan Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
<Diamond> But what's truly awesome is my new Radeon 9500 Pro. <tidalblaze> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <Diamond> That I will treat as if it were my first-born child. <tidalblaze> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <Diamond> ...Apparently when I have kids I'm going to stick them inside a small aluminum box. <Diamond> And have them process numbers for me all day. <Diamond> So I can watch porn.
<zez> jerry seinfeld is old. <matt> it takes a dirty old man to do that job <zez> no i mean he's gotta be wearing 15lbs of makeup <matt> ya.. <matt> its really too bad <matt> tv went downhill when he left <zez> uh <matt> i wish he did more <zez> tv's been going downhilll since 1950. <zez> i dont like seinfeld at all <matt> heh <matt> no way <zez> i find him completely self absorbed and stupid <zez> nope <matt> (marry tyler moore)++ <zez> the only episode of seinfeld i like at all is the soup nazi one <zez> and its not because i like seinfeld <zez> its because i empathize with the nazi.
<WrmSlayer> The AI in the matrix got it all wrong <WrmSlayer> they should have just used cows instead of humans <WrmSlayer> no chance of rebelion <Reverend> yeah <Reverend> stupid AI <WrmSlayer> and the mootrix would have just been a big sunny infinite field of grass
<EarthQuake> which came first? the chicken or the egg? :o <EarthQuake> hehe <@omega> omega came first <@omega> then the chicken got pregnant
<Focusyn> hmm this commercial for a local pool place here <Focusyn> just said "And we make PAYING fun TOO!!!!" <SJr> Hmmmm <Focusyn> what, do they let you come in every month and pay your bill in ones in some stripper's panties?
TwilightKnight: i fucking hate you so much Dr SpaZZo: Thats what you get for breaking the goatse rules of engagement TwilightKnight: wtf are you talking about? Dr SpaZZo: (Article 2, chapter 5, line 9: Sending goatse to those of the female persuasion is forbidden) TwilightKnight: heheheh
<Andrew_ge> whats an ip? <Andrew_ge> cos according to this popup, my pc is broadcasting one - is that bad? <blender> internet protocol <Andrew_ge> better download this program just incase... its free anyhow <Andrew_ge> also - you should check this out, its rules... http://www.gator.com <blender> spam anyone? <Andrew_ge> whats spam? <blender> a lovely meat
<RatingsQ> WHOA I JUST HAD AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE <RatingsQ> d00d what if you had this dude, typing on IRC... <RatingsQ> but if he falls below 55 words per minute, dalnet explodes?
<ex-machina> lol there's a guy in hellraiser 3 who kills people by chucking CDs at them. Presumably they're Win XP install discs...
<cat_gurrrl> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist!
<H> damn... i can think of that to hide pr0n but i can't remember mother's day... must work on priorities
<Duran`Mun> ... I've had a religious experience <Lathian> Duran`Mun, did someone hit you with a bible? <Duran`Mun> Lathian: No, I put in my new sound Card. <Lathian> aaah
<merk> never make a comment to your friend that a mentally challenged person in a wheelchair is getting more action than him
<WC|spieler> Installing photoshop from within a compressed archive. <WC|spieler> with my antivirus active <WC|spieler> this ought to turn out well. <WC|spieler> sometime next summer
<Measure> if I was a mom I wouldn't be anti-porn <eva> my dad takes the 'well at least he's not gay' position <waffle> eva: yeah, the jokes on him <eva> shut up fag <eva> IM NOT GAY
<freddieandthestarfish> if homosexuallity is a disease, can i call into work gay?? <mal_s> u homo
<Continuity> Disassembling VB code is like looking at one of those magic eye pictures