Lawyer-Acidbuk has 11 fingers <Lawyer-Acidbuk> 10 on my hand and one....*shuts up* <LatinoReheat> up your ass?
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<Innocent_ASK> Spike from Buffy is my ideal man! <BishiGartt> he's the male version of Cher <BishiLatino> only with less penis and more makeup
<ironfrost> life sucks <Majji-woo-woo> so do whores <Latino|NotIn> but life sucks for free
<Latino_Reheat> where would us anime fans be without masturbation? probably married by now.......
<MEGA-Shrike> lat you off my xmas card list <MEGA-Shrike> you now on another list <LatinoReheat> list of "Who to make love to before im 30"? <MEGA-Shrike> THE LIST OF ALMIGHTY PUNISHMENT, PAIN, DEATH AND GENERAL NASTINESS <LatinoReheat> so shrike, the "Who to make love to before im 30"? then
<Pinkie2> some guy pissed me off today so i sat on my scanner to send him picture of my ass and the glass broke i just got back from getting 15 stictches <Louey> pinkie you serious? <Pinkie2> yup <Dk__> lol <Louey> and what was your excuse at the hospital? <Dk__> you had a really bad day <Pinkie2> sittin on one cheek right now <Pinkie2> i told em i sat on a drinkin glass my kid put on chir <Louey> ahhh <Dk__> we'll probably be seeing flatbeds with weight restrictions now on <Dk__> or warning labels, do not sit on glass <Pinkie2> hehe <Pinkie2> im gonna sue <Louey> and now your out a scanner and no retribution for the fuck who made you sit on your scanner <Pinkie2> next time i will just shit on the scanner and send that to him <Dk__> ROFL <Dk__> good idea <Louey> haha <|Korombos> Pinkie2 Sometimes man, it is best to remain quiet and thought a fool, than to do what you did, open your mouth and remove all doubt! <Dk__> heh <Louey> kor=confuscious <Dk__> a inspirational quote from kor
<ROM_Man> can anyone point me to a resource on how to deal with shadow passwords in perl? <ROM_Man> anyone alive? <\mjd> <rattle> Who dares to disturb my eternal rest? <\mjd> <clank> <clank> <clank>
<Mutiny> I'm having this teeny problem and I want to know if somebody can help me with it.. <mjd> mutiny: Sever the main neck tendons before cutting through the spinal cord. That will allow you more opportunity to separate the vertebrae prior to removing the head.
<Murr> DrForr, presumably the tank crew *knew* how to swim, but not how to escape from a tank with open hatch that had turned on its roof before sinking. <DrForr> The tank flipped over -then- sank? Now that's rich. <arkuat> what is this about? cisco is building tanks now? <Winkola> arkuat: If they do, you can count on a lot of drowned newbie net admins. <Winkola> "To report a drowning emergency, press 1, and hold for 27 minutes."
* [petey suspects I-Que of not being 1337! <I-Que> I'm only 22! <I-Que> not 1337
<q[merlyn]> lem... know any good austin Perl hackers for hire? <q[merlyn]> I'm on a hunt for one for a friend. <archon> for a job? <Stupid_> No, in his spare time merlyn bow-hunts for perl programmers by their scent.
<Tkil> chaos_ -- oh... and if you're a beginner... don't worry overmuch about efficiency. <billn> if I wanted efficency, I'd put bigger tires on my truck, so I could get the whole cat in one pass.
*** sonic_1 (rick@highlife.net) has joined channel #perl <sonic_1> can someone tell me whats wrong with this script? <sonic_1> #!/usr/bin/perl <sonic_1> for $x in 'ls --width=1'; <sonic_1> do 'mv $x ~$x/Mailbox;chown $x.mail ~$x/Mailbox'; <sonic_1> fi
-|- mode/#pwot [+u Snoof] by ChanServ <Umaro> * ChanServ sets mode: +fu Snoof <Snoof> :'( <Umaro> sorry =/ <Snoof> that's the most action i've seen all week
<Blum> I was with a girl once and she pointed and laughed. She said "Who do you think you're going to satisfy with THAT?" <Blum> I said "Me"
<+HackerDragon>: uhmmm yeah I had some lube and "other objects" wrapped up in a towel under my bed. My mom decided that she was going to be nice and do my laundry for me today cause she is home sick. Yeah I just looked under my bed and the lube with objects is there but no towel...
<`Riku> nighty night, don't let the bed bugs bite your head clean off and shit into your neck.
<Gil_AFK> i hate stuff that works for ages without probs and suddenly dies without a single error message or anything. <ElctroJkr> like senior citizens
[+JM_LOL8] Good thing I have LOTS of HD [@Tabitha] My penis is bigger than your HD. [@Tabitha] We should all merge our penises into one big, superpenis.
<Ryan> Wind Waker sucks. <Ryan> Seriously. <Aduin> RYAN <Aduin> DIE! <Ryan> Aduin. <Jesper> Ryan: You suck. Literally. Aduin told me all about it. <+Legion> Ryan, you are incorrect. <Ryan> Nevermind.. <+Legion> WW rules ass. <Ryan> No, i'm not <+Legion> Tell me why it sucks. <Aduin> GO LEG! <+Legion> And if you say graphics, you die. <Jesper> I think the graphics look better. <+Legion> Jesper, me too. :) <Ryan> No, everything about the game sucks, not just the graphics * Quits: Ryan (Ryan@cloak-2236C47B.dyn.optonline.net) (Killed (Jesper (YOU SAID GRAPHICS)))
<[CMF]O-Face|wurk> uhm, I never thought that "I am BREADMAN! With the POWER TO EAT A SLICE OF BREAD IN 1.9 SECONDS!!! - would be a valued superhero power. <Commando^> Superheros have gone downhill recently
<timovgod> Man, when I saw they said they were going to add color to the $20 bill I thought the meant they were replacing Jackson with Al Sharton
<Icedude> you know what pisses me off? when morpheus was jumping for the helicopter in the matrix, agent smith uses a wallhack! THIS IS NOT CS, ITS THE MATRIX! GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT AGENT!
<Scoteh> Im depressed <wizzer> why? <Scoteh> I realised I have more money in an mmorpg than in real life.... <wizzer> Ah......
<Japhro> cams: think you can try and mention e3 a few more times, I don't think I ignored you enough the first few times.
<Knives-> MY MODEM KEEPS DESYNCING. * Knives- kicks the modem <Knives-> I'll call the ISP <Knives-> They'll tell me "It must be something you've installed" <Knives-> And I'll go "INSTALLING SOMETHING THAT DESYNCS A MODEM IS LIKE INSTALLING SOMETHING THAT BLOWS UP A PS/2 MOUSE! " <Knives-> And then they'll blame the phone company. <Knives-> And I'll say FUCK IT. <Knives-> And wait until it fixes itself. <Knives-> There - saved my self the bother and money of calling those pricks.
<manero> so our friend, she's in the part of med school where you do all the genital exams and shit <manero> and prostrate exams, etc <manero> and a couple weeks ago, they had to do it on a real person for the first time. and so she was very nervous <manero> so she's doing the exam, she does the front and everything is ok <manero> and she does the back door and she gets through it all <manero> but at the very end, as she finishes <manero> she didn't know how to tell the dude she was done, so she slapped him on the ass <manero> i had tears running down my face for 10 minutes after she told the story <blach> alright bitch, im done with your bunghole *smack <manero> the funny part was the dude was like 60, too
<Gothic> I sound Lovecraftian backwards <Gothic> Cithog, the black cloud of despair, hatred, and donuts
<Zer0_-X-> animeology - the study of japanese animation <ecat> u must study it quite well <Zer0_-X-> yah <Zer0_-X-> i've got phd :D <Goddess> permanent head damage?
<Dabz> u know i'm currently being paid to sit home reading bash <FuzzBuzz`> lol <Dabz> sick pay rules <Dabz> mind u, i would usually be being paid to sit in work and read bash :/
<Tleilaxu[UN1]> I am soon to be my own corporation!!! <Tleilaxu[UN1]> now to start the shady deals and insider trading <BigSax[UN1]|aboot> send some stock tips my way <Tleilaxu[UN1]> im the only stock owner... guess i shouldnt try to cheat myself <Tleilaxu[UN1]> ill be a type-s corporation <Tleilaxu[UN1]> tried for the faster type-r for the extra horsepower
<RugNug> naw......just reboot <crak_pipe> that works <RugNug> and fantasize about keeping the inventer of popups in my basement for a coupla years <crak_pipe> hell yah <crak_pipe> lemme beat on him for a bit as well <RugNug> heheheh......i could make millions......with a cover charge
<Gav> Freshly reinstalled computers are a bit like a pair of new shoes - you're happy that you've finally got a new pair, but they're awkward to use for a little while :-)
<ChangWufei> it was well funny when we all went in a gay bar, they all just stared at us <ChangWufei> hehe <loveya> u went in a gay bar??? <ChangWufei> yeah, we didnt realise at first <astrotrain> what... that you were gay?
<deepspring> well.. my car just passed it's blueslip inspection and I mean just... <deepspring> the mechanic said that he found plenty of "minor" issues that I would have to fix... luckily he let them slide <deepspring> minor oil leak from the automatic transmission <deepspring> bad hatch alignment <deepspring> one of my driving lights (little halogen addon ones) was buggered <LrdShaper> bad driver behind wheel <deepspring> my ignition key can drop out of the ignition while the engine is running <LrdShaper> right front wheel held on by masking tape <LrdShaper> but the cathodes and led fans are what made himover look the problems
<N1Hawk> hydro` is trying to find a good copy on kazza <hydro`> yea <hydro`> thats like finding a hooker who hasnt been fucked
<A|LOCO> !setinfo #women this is my setinfo, bow down -ChanServ- You lack access to #women. <A|LOCO> =(
< MrZippy> BBC: "The brains of thousands of mentally ill people were illegally removed for research, a report is expected to reveal." < MrZippy> Big surprise. < Leimy> research like what? < MrZippy> I dunno. Prolly to figure out why crazy people don't go stealing other people's brains?
<Toolbox> Mon (11:55 PM) : do you want to come over? <Toolbox> =-/ <Toolbox> video games > sex with fat chick?
<MistaED> i've got a great backup idea, get what you want important backed up like work docs and stuff, then zip it all up, encrypt it, then rename it to a porn name .avi and put it into kazaa!
(aero-neko) but today in the library, i left "http:// goatse.cx" on the clipboard (aero-neko) the next period a kid got suspended for fetish porn or something
<Lemming> one thing i dislike about broad band <Lemming> porn popups load before you can close them, lol
Keerax: i was talking in l33t to my old english teacher Keerax: she said "i can't believe i passed you"