<O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows <FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? <GENERAL REINWALD>: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. <FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? <GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. <FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? <GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. <FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. <GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
<Griffin> dont call it rape <Griffin> call it surprise sex <endfro> hhaaha <pagan> whatever works Griffin
<Scruuf> i'd rather live in a basement with 100mb then in a castle with 56k <Shub> er...I rather have a connection something in between and live in a normal house ;P <Scruuf> that just proves you're weird
<geist> watching the Bridges of Madison County always evokes a lot of emotions in me <p_digga> is vomit an emotion?
<Dave2|Laptop> http://b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/ <Dave2|Laptop> <-- That is disgusting. <GroovyPigThang> !addquote <Dave2|Laptop> <-- That is disgusting.
<Mazhule> i can cook chinese ^_^ <CUI-> Mazhule: I never knew that you were a cannibal
<SaberRider> Yoss, you might be an IRC Adict if you sneak to the computer in the middle of the night to get in more IRC time.
<Chris_A> I wonder... doing a search for "vagina" and then one for "penis" on bash, which yeilds most results. <Robin> Search for "nigger" afterwards.
<MKDemon> my girlfriend has boobs. <Kevyn> My girlfriend has boobs too. <Kevyn> And by boobs, I meant "two balled up t-shirts stuffed up a pillowcase" <Kevyn> ...And by girlfriend, I meant "pillow" <Kevyn> In case you couldn't tell. <Kevyn> No pun intended.
BobbyC> I mean, I wouldn't be attracted to them if they weren't my friends moms. BobbyC> But there's something about, "Here kids, have a snack..." you know? BobbyC> Is ANYONE with me on this?
<Smurfette> I used to blow up cars... but I kept burning my lips on that damn exhaust pipe
<Da> US officers say they have found thousands of boxes containing vials of white powder and liquid at a "suspicious site" near Latifiya south of Baghdad. <Da> sounds like a fuckin party!
< HomeBrewR> man, i wish today was friday <@LucyFerr> it is < HomeBrewR> cool! do i get 2 more wishes? <@LucyFerr> only if you rub the lamp < HomeBrewR> already did that today
<Gazoo> Wow, I'm gonna get laid. <Gazoo> Right now <Gazoo> And it's not internet sex!
<Asuka_Aogiri> I mean, when I pet my cat while she's in heat, I think to myself 'This is the closest I'll get to touching a horny female in my entire life...cool.' <Shinra> You stroked that hot pussy, eh? <Josh_Aogiri> ...that's the most disturbing thing you've ever said. <Asuka_Aogiri> Totally.
<+LS|Krylar> how much caffeine does it take before u get the shakes? <+void_> that depends on how strong you want the shakes to be
<{o_o}> occupation isn't liberation, killing & mainimg
children isn't liberation, you guys need a reality check
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<Hav0c> man you know you had a good workout when you pull your shorts out of the wash and they still smell like shit
<CommanderStab> Wow, bash.org is now 5000 quotes behind ^^;; <CommanderStab> Still, that isn't to bad. <CommanderStab> You can submit a quote and by the time they see and accept it you'll have forgotten what you said and you can laugh again when you read it. <Mataki> You need to say something funny first, CS <CommanderStab> Meanwhile YOU actually need to say something that isn't simply insulting me ^_- <Mataki> But that IS funny
<SLIMMTHUG> whats that link 4 that site <SLIMMTHUG> where its alot of little sites <SLIMMTHUG> jumpin around on the screen <SLIMMTHUG> u click it <SLIMMTHUG> and these lil windows <DooD> http://www.catholicninjas.org/superfuntime <-- try there, see if they have it <SLIMMTHUG> aint that the thing? <DooD> nah <DooD> it's a site that links to it <SLIMMTHUG> COTDAMN U DOOD <SLIMMTHUG> THAT WAS IT *** SLIMMTHUG (nosrevia1@AC868011.ipt.aol.com) has left #cnn
<Lord_Red> how did they screw up <TheDingo> first, they somehow forgot i'd asked for an oil change, which was my main reason i'd brought in the car <TheDingo> second, they didn't check to make sure WHICH john white i was, and had me listed as some guy in lancaster KY <TheDingo> they tried calling me last night to say my car wouldn't be ready, but they called this other guy instead, who was quite confused, as he'd never owned a voyager in his life <Lord_Red> demand money off your bill <TheDingo> i got them back <TheDingo> i took TWO donuts from the customer lounge
<revision> in biochem class today, and our teacher, has the hugest fastest ass ever, massive fat ass right. <revision> so hes writing on the board, and moving as he goes, when all of a sudden *WHACK*. he turned around too fast and his FAT ass hit the corner of his desk reall really hard. <revision> lol drops to the ground for like 30 seconds while clutching his rump, then gets up and runs out, blubbering all the way. <revision> i have never laughed so hard at someone elses expense.
<Deim0s|Medic> I used to live down the road from a brothel <Deim0s|Medic> It was on TV <Maestro|Medic> kewl <Deim0s|Medic> ya <Deim0s|Medic> err <Deim0s|Medic> I never went in <Jabberwocky> and if you did, you went in for the articles.
(@Sabrejack): if you dropped the soap in front of evets, he'd fuck you in the ass, implant a tracking device, a keylogger, a virus, and a self-hiding trojan to make you drop the soap on command.
<exe|Die> what is an awkward? <jonsae> i hope you're joking <jonsae> exe|Die <exe|Die> i think it's a vegetable <exe|Die> or fruit
<toe-sleep> i tell you what. if i had my way... <toe-sleep> i'd be the one writing the propoganda leaflets america drops on baghdad <toe-sleep> say shit like <toe-sleep> "say no to saddam and in 6 months you're eating big macs!" <fysh> get the mc'kebab buy one get one free mondays only <fysh> KEBAB MONDAY <toe-sleep> "resistance is futile. opertion desert mcdonalds franchise will succeed" <toe-sleep> "would you like some freedom fries with that?" <fysh> brought to you by CENTCOM AND THE UNITED MCDONALD FREEDOM FUND <toe-sleep> (a corporation of SONY)
<SirGoblin> Anti = fat. <Anti> doh ****** Anti thwacks SirGoblin <Jante> SirGoblin = gay. <SirGoblin> better than fat ;/ <Jante> no.. <Jante> fat people can loose weight <Jante> gay people will have to live with the fact that they've had a dick up da bum
<uneekwahn> you know what I hate <uneekwahn> when you bring a hot chick home <uneekwahn> you've got a pc in your bedroom <uneekwahn> and she finds a pubic hair on the keyboard :(
<Perrin> FUCKING CANDY BAG <Perrin> OPEN <Perrin> OPEN] <Perrin> OPEN <Perrin> ARHAGHAHGS <Perrin> NO <Perrin> NOT DOWN THE SIDE <Perrin> FARHAHFANSKDFASD
<@crispexi> hah i think i went sober for a second there <@crispexi> that was weird
<DemonEater> "This is Pearl Jam. This is Jesus. This is Pearl Jam on Jesus. Please, say no to Creed"
* Avatar|NO3 gives Crispy a can of Lone Star beer <Crispy> never heard of it <Avatar|NO3> It's vile. Even Mexicans won't drink it. <Avatar|NO3> In a choice between Lone Star and piss, 80% of people chose piss. For the flavor. <Zurvan> and the other 20%? <Avatar|NO3> The other 20% thought both cups had piss.
<Curufin> You know, I think there's a point in your life when you realize that life's just not worth it anymore. When you're giving more than you're taking, and there's just no joy left in life. <Eldamehomework> Curufin; that's what ice cream is for :-D <Curufin> I'm lactose intolerant.
<enid> laz. sounds like you just need to get sex. <enid> hold on, i'll scan my tits for you. <^Laz> yeah... theres been a serious lack of that lately for me <^Laz> lately being the last 20 years
<^Laz> we were talking about how little I weigh <Geoff-> lol <Geoff-> that's right <^Laz> and then you said "I bet I could pick you up with one arm" <^Laz> and then you did <Geoff-> your never going to forget i picked you up with 1 arm are you? <^Laz> it was very memorable
<@Megaman984> So, would the Old Testament be First Edition, New Testament Second, and the Koran Third? <+MegamanX2K> yeah <+MegamanX2K> which explains the crusades <+MegamanX2K> they were burning 3rd edition heretics <+MegamanX2K> good thing Jerusalem made a saving throw
<StmChser> Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of a nerve that connects the eyeball to the asshole? <Trilky> heh? <StmChser> It's called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life <hanzglo-> wtf? <StmChser> If you don't believe me, pulla hair from your asshole and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye
<skmt> not really. once i reach level 20 virgin, i get a masturbation skill point. <PACHUKA> skmt: that is the dorkiest think ever said
<das_das> uhhh god..eww...argh....somehow my playlist just rolled around to creed <das_das> wtf do I even have creed on my comp :P <ApoIIyon> i have creed on mine <ApoIIyon> they..are..okay if u take away the whole.. WE FUCK JESUS every night part <das_das> dude creed is like eating a fine meal, vomiting, eating the vomit, and vomiting again
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<CyberTech> ever seen tremors? <CyberTech> hehe <CyberTech> i do have thoughts on living in the desert <CyberTech> in my own bunker <Terron> as long as I had DSL, i would
(ginge): find 'bandages' when you have a dong, its dead good (ginge): dong? i meant chance (ginge): wtf is on my mind?!
sidacola: I wonder if the house would burn down if I set it on fire? sidacola: Er, I meant the incense stick, not the house.