<trempy63> is anybody else having trouble with yahoo being slow? <tlc2000FOR> YES <deimon_xtr> it's not just slow, but jerk off to slow music slow <deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk <deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk <deimon_xtr> jerk your wanker <deimon_xtr> while waiting on yahoo <deimon_xtr> ......
<Zedium> Sim Life <Zedium> Pretend to have a life <The_Cat> dude, that's what IRC is for
DooD: man im living dangerously DooD: i bought publix sushi DooD: late at night DooD: and now its sitting in my fridge DooD: to be eaten tomorrow
<KANG> hey...shut up? <Dinjack> Oh, wait, hold on, my pizza just came, pepperoni with blow me. <KANG> that sounds like quite a pizza <Dinjack> You don't wanna know about the free breadsticks, then
(steyrf88) i have the best joystick.. force feeback... its grip is shaped exactly like my hand.... its a 'penis'
(doggie^): www.audioscrobbler.com (doggie^): i think im addicted :| (DaMuppet): wtf is that? (doggie^): plugin for winamp (doggie^): recommends music to you (`dM`): nice (DaMuppet): "u like jpop, the pedo police department will be knocking on your door soon, don;t bother getting more music"
<migas> is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9? <Kurin> 58.9331 <Kurin> er <Kurin> 58.9332 <Kurin> Or, hrm <Kurin> http://www.yaksic.com/other.html <ninj4_> dood, its a robot, hes not actually looking for an answer <Kurin> Really? Fuck em <Kurin> me
* {JPM} holds up his sugary bowl of cherrios and smiles like
he's a 15 year old girl who lost her virginty and dosent know
she's pregnant yet
***Wang has been kicked by Metallica (dammit, stop with the wang jokes) <MulletMan> but the memory remains!
<Horror> knock knock <Dooper> who's there? <Horror> Go fuck yourself <Dooper> go fuck yourself who?
@(DonoftheDead) They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards it installs Windows.
* Professor sets mode: +m <Professor> Listen up, people. <Professor> 1.) Religion-chat is done, since we're degenerating into bickering. <Professor> 2.) Goombas are traitorous members of the Mushroom Kingdom who joined Koopa for a share of the power. It says so in the SMB manual.
<bhlaab> If I could pick from any supepower, it'd to be able to have a gun up my ass, and be able to fire it at will. People'd never know what hit them, and if they DID know, nobody would believe them
[%werejag] people there aint no crack yet we have top warez sciencists working on it
<Al> because let's face it, my dick is demonstrably real and also far better than any concept of "god" thus far put forward <LambChowder> but does your dick encourage love and peace throughout the world
< envoy> One of the biggest reasons we change our clocks to Daylight Saving Time (DST) is that it saves energy. < envoy> how do they figure we save energy? lol * Flimflam shrugs < Flimflam> it's the USA :P < Flimflam> they can justify anything, it seems :P
<m_neshue> sorry for repeating... but. does anybody know what apps there are for testing the real size of a cdr media? <Supachikn> A RULER <Supachikn> AND GENERALLY ITS ABOUT 12 CENTIMETERS
<Witchy> is there anyone on #wicca you actually talk to? <Maloo> ofcourse just not on irc <Maloo> im on irc for 1 reason, and it isnt something as trivial as chat
<Macavity> I'm growing a beard. It's really itchy, growing a beard... <fin> Then shave. <Macavity> But I weant a beard for I-Con. <Macavity> And a real one, not a spirit-gummed-on fake one. <fin> Why? <Macavity> Just...because I do. Because it's part of the look for a LARP character I have. <fin> OK. Stop there. I don't want to know anymore. Goddamn. <Macavity> BECAUSE I FUCKING FEEL LIKE GROWING A BEARD, OKAY? <Macavity> Shiiiit.... <fin> Which part of "changing your appearance to fit in with a LARP character" doesn't sound stupid to you? <Maestro|OoT> LARP? <Furry_Geek> Live Action Role Playing. <Maestro|OoT> Oh, NO. <fin> OK, scratch that. Which part of "playing a LARP" doesn't sound stupid to you?
<grimrat> oh.. migod <grimrat> I just reviewed a Usenet post of mine... I wrote "must of"... <grimrat> I feel faint <grimrat> this will be associated with me for the rest of time <grimrat> how much does it cost to change your name?
<clemmy> damn leetspeek ... whenever I write 'skills' I write 'skillz', even in university homework
<Winta> I Am Single... <Playette69> aww poor winta <Winta> I'm not asking for sympathy, im hyping myself up to rob a house tonight... <Winta> Hey, do you live near here? you seem cool..
<Wang_Ninja> oh boy <Wang_Ninja> minigame <Wang_Ninja> I have to find four 6 year old boys <Goonigoogoo> it's a michael jackson minigame?
<ryant09> How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
(ohwhatwhat) hi i was wondering why my cursors moves across the screen when i move my mouse?
<karl> becouse hetersexual impersonaters are in reality none sexuals becouse they lie about there sexualidentity and there fore dont use there true sexuality whatever that may be hence there nothing real just bull shit talking with no truthful axctions <mobius> I hate to sound like your Dad's boyfriend, but what the hell did you just say Karl?
<jixn> thats because u eat the crust first <jixn> if u know what i mean <jixn> putt from the ruff <jixn> have gay sex etc <Antimatter> I've never heard of either of those phrases jinx <jixn> i made the first one up myself
(bovril): food escapes me (nark): it ran away? (nark): try killing it before you eat it sam (bovril): its nicer fresh
<Splunge> ye gods, I must be bored <Splunge> I almost visited goatse because I hadn't been in a while and couldn't really remember how gross it was <Splunge> thankfully, my fingers wouldn't type it
<Tw1zt1d> I need to do some DDR practice >;\ <Minion> WTF? I always thought DDR was Double Date Rape
* OutLaniz (jalvarez05@alnkjnflkjanskdjnalk.covad.net) has joined #Counter-Strike * OutLaniz got pussy 2night! <OutLaniz> wewt <Mr`Fly> why dont you get some friends to so you dont have to join irc channels and tell them.
[ @^duckman^ ] haha i remember when i was 15 we got this guy to get us a keg [ @^duckman^ ] then he said ok i want 20 bucks for you to borrow my tap [ @^duckman^ ] we had no idea what that is [ @^duckman^ ] so i said we have one [ @^duckman^ ] that sucked
<Kosta> I bet men wouldn't be so fascinated with vaginas if they secreted lima beans
<Duo> I'm moving to Mars <Duo> Where the only ISP is Marz <Flash|slp|possum> and Earthlink (XD)
<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
jeremy rockz: im slowly unbuttoning your blouse, then i rip off your bra, and start to suck on one of your nipples while fondling the other, im getting hard now, and start to unzip my pants jeremy rockz: shit jeremy rockz: wrong window KrazeGuy04: omg! too late! keep going! jeremy rockz: wow'
<%quickman> i cant remember these chinese names for my history test <%quickman> they were probably just named by their parents throwing a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs
<Flashfire> 'bad mouth' - a mouth which is evil and wants to take over the universe
(@Wheelman56) 37. What does the average person do approximately 15 times a day? (@Wheelman56) Answer: _____ (@]D2D[Scratch) masturbate (+ep`andro`shower) masturbate (+TD|Canuckistan) masturbate
* Treiben has bargainname.com Azi: how much are they? Treiben: 8.95 Azi: same as godaddy then Azi: actually, i'd register for a decade to take care of the next 10 years at a cut rate Azi: but i don't want to pay for 10 years and then have the human race obliterate itself in 5 Azi: that would be just my luck
<EvilNekoSpork> You know, it's a bad sign when you hear a loud crash and the build process you were watching take place via SSH on another machine abruptly stops... and the other SSH session freezes... brb.
<MuerteDeAngeles> Ironic how shit works out...my theory is this...no matter how much life wants to fuck me in the ass, things always turn out somewhat good <MuerteDeAngeles> Like a metaphorical reach-around, if you will
wildcanary55: go away xzet27: why? wildcanary55: I'm working xzet27: this is ur boyfriend wildcanary55: this is your girlfriend's mother! xzet27: o xzet27: sry