<Black_Raven> how can u tell if pretzels r stale? <Kreskin> how? <Black_Raven> i dont know why do u think i am asking?
<dabblerblue> i wonder if anyone in iraq has tried rocket-jumping yet <DJTodd> Rocket jumping? <dabblerblue> nevermind
[Magus1] I don't crap regularly :( [AmphibianKnight] You talk daily, don't you?
<Renzian> ahh i just swallowed a quarter <ChrisAFK[motfR3]> ... <ChrisAFK[motfR3]> You swallowed a coin? <Aspect> You only have to be worried if you shit out two dimes and a nickel.
[MonkeyG0D]: gonna go try linux [MonkeyG0D]: i'm quite excited [SPo0n]: hope it works for ya [MonkeyG0D]: will i grow a beard? [SPo0n]: yes all linux users must have beards, like jews.
<Verl> so who like cherries <Qtip43> i like to pop them <Qtip43> with my penos <Verl> youre a virgin arent you <Qtip43> totally <Qtip43> by choice i might add
<whiprush> #debian is pretty intense too ... <whiprush> I don't see how anyone can get help in that place. <ronelson> well whip, you just apt-get irc-logs when you need them :P <whiprush> ronelson: can you?
-usagi- attacking asians doesn't bother me tubby -Seethroc- Calling me tubby doesn't bother me either, Mr. Drives-girls-to-being-dykes. -usagi- At least I can get girls in my area code -Seethroc- Yeah, at least you have that. Cling to it like a motherfucker. -usagi- Oh, I will.
<seaslug> the amish pick wierd names for their towns <seaslug> for example, i've been to intercourse, pennsylvania <ctkrohn> If there was a town named "sex" in Maine, it would be written on am envelope as Sex ME <seaslug> it goes without saying that i've never been to intercourse <bpt> "How did your trip go?" "I never made it to Orgasm"
<FGDH> holy fuck, i was talking to this girl i like and we were flirting .. <ToG> And... <FGDH> then she said.."Tell your trousers to stop pointing at me".. FUCK
<SROL> Alright! I just gave advice on which underwear/bra combo to wear to a party to my New York ho :D <TheBaskinator> What's his name?
<mithrandi> In addition, U.S. citizens attempting to speak a foreign language are <mithrandi> urged to curb their Americanisms. <mithrandi> For example: <mithrandi> Correct : Est-ce que vous l'avez aux autres couleurs? <mithrandi> Incorrect: Est-ce que vous, like, l'avez aux, like, autres couleurs? <mithrandi> ROFL! <Antish> is that supposed to be arabic
<fo0bar> why the hell is tivo recording cnn? I told it I wanted first-run wars ONLY <fo0bar> this is obviously a repeat
* Veng notices that "shock and awe" is an anagram of A Shack 0wned :) (@Veng): sums it up really
<drwiii> Happiness is: seeing a news report about how the US government stresses that the conflict in Iraq isn't motivated by a need for "Christian dominance", followed by a commercial for Time Life's "Worship Together" CD set.
Mmytacism: http://popcap.com/gamepopup.php?theGame= insaniquarium Mmytacism: this game is so unrealistic Mmytacism: your common goldfish doesn't cost $100 Mmytacism: then again, I suppose it doesn't defecate coins, either
<Dayv> I mean, if we decide that the next one sucks too, do we just keep bombing 'til the Iraqi supreme court elects Jeb Bush?
<Skipp-XP> ok, I don't have a lot of time but I want to ask a quick question <Skipp-XP> I have a style writer II printer, and I want to connect it to my mac <barry> use the included cable <Skipp-XP> barry: go fuck yourself <Lint> good way to get help retard.
<TygerinFL> Halfy... remember the house I lived in when you and Vio visited us? <HalfNote5> Yupper! <TygerinFL> It burned to the ground tuesday night. <TygerinFL> the lady living in it died <TygerinFL> guess we shouldn't have taken all the smoke detectors when we left
* @Steve is suspicious of the one extremely off-colored Honey Comb cereal piece. <@Steve> This is, like, affirmative action cereal. * @Steve segregates and puts the darkie in the trash. <@Jsangspar> it was a honeyCOON
<mewse> that was awesome <mewse> err wrong window <zarcyb> mewse: cybering? :P * mewse licks it <mewse> FUCK WRONG WINDOW
<DooD> All of the Kmart's in iraq will be closed, and reopen as Targets in the next two weeks...
* The following takes place the day after the Second Gulf War began. <@HEMI> kjfklsdf <@HEMI> All hell is breaking loose! <@HEMI> Things are falling apart at work. I just got back from lunch. Yay! <@TenBaseT> god damn you <@TenBaseT> I just hit refresh on 6 news sites because of that.
<nikoJ> Terron, what would you do without the internet? <Terron> I don't understand the question
Rimbaud: oh my god Rimbaud: do you have half a minute? tlaryko: yes. what? Rimbaud: I just opened a package for the office Rimbaud: addressed to ________(1) Rimbaud: I thought it was toner Rimbaud: :/ Rimbaud: HARDCORE DVD GAY PORN tlaryko: ?!?!?!?!?!?! :-)) Rimbaud: He's not here, thank god Rimbaud: We're all pissing ourselves laughing Rimbaud: I taped it back up tlaryko: poor puggy! Rimbaud: Seriously grim front cover too Rimbaud: I'm disturbed tlaryko: can i tell my sister? this is too funny Rimbaud: sure tlaryko: oh I had a mighty good chuckle. Rimbaud: _______(2) was barely surprised Rimbaud: Although she's still laughing hysterically Rimbaud: Apparently my reaction was funny tlaryko: what was your reaction? Rimbaud: Before I had finished opening it, I made some comment about it probably being gay porn for _________(1) Rimbaud: Then it was Rimbaud: And I sort of screamed in fright tlaryko: hehehehehehehehe
<Juz[code]> i think i will call <Juz[code]> the 5th level in my puzzle game <Juz[code]> "i'm bored of making levels now"
<Gwuffy> yay getting new linkin park album <CoRDS> are you about to break? <Gwuffy> nope <Gwuffy> but im one step closer <CoRDS> thats way too much angst for one person <devkev> he needs a little room to breathe
<PGM> i thought they where all lame <Nastard> and since you are the barometer of lame by which we all calibrate our instruments, you would know
<jedix> Linus: and your arms are.. a) as big as twigs b) steal gurders c) the train itself <dwihno> I always keep it in my special handthingy when I run <jimperson> aha! a custom special handthingy! exactly what i need :) <Linus> jedix: they are huge! :-) <Linus> as are all hacker arms * Zagor tries not to laugh * Bagder giggles as he can't resist * jedix runs to the bathroom to not piss himself
MultiColoredWiz: My grammar's usually pretty good, but I still don't get laid or lain. MultiColoredWiz: err.. Gizmog1: Heheh.
<mefod> WHY DOESNT ANYONE BELIEVE ME?! IM IN IRAQ DAMNIT! <mefod> ooh shit <mefod> afk, war
<daenonok> texas vs iraq round one <b1u3> im not particularly worried that iraq start sending ppl over here...but i live in ca, right on the coast, if they did i'd taste the first wave <b1u3> so right now im sittin here, all the lights turned off, in my faded army fatiques, new tank of co2 in my paintball gun, ready to give anyone to come through my door a hell of a bruise
<mefod> anyone ever watch tv... <mefod> then after 5 minutes or so you think to yourself <mefod> "omg i better move the mouse, or the screensaver will come on" <mefod> but then you remember its a tv
* Now talking in #iraq * Topic is 'ÇáãíÊ ÔãÏÑíå Èáí íãÔí ÌäÇÒ ãä åÒÊ ÇáÊÇÈæÊ íÚÑÝåã ÇÚÒÇÒ' <Ivca> Hello Gentlemen <Ivca> All your base are belong to US
<classic07> Is it hard to turn gay ? <classic07> Girls are just to confusing to me right now.
<Magus> U.S. forces may release "e-bomb" on Iraqis. Massive rave expected to ensue
<CrypticB> I heard the funniest quote on the radio on the way home <CrypticB> that they are using surgical strikes on military targets only, and only those military targets that wish to fight, and not the soldiers who don't want to fight.... <CrypticB> how do you determine that? <wo1f> they spin crucifixes and bomb in whichever direction jesus' feet point
<[BCorp]Atropos> and if you don't give me 12 dollars i'm going to plunge them into the center of the earth <[BCorp]Atropos> with those dinosaurs and cave men and shit that got trapped down there <[BCorp]Atropos> and then they will be severely discomforted <[BCorp]Atropos> and who will be laughing then? <[BCorp]Atropos> not you, that's who! <[BCorp]Atropos> hahahahahahahaaahhahahaha <[BCorp]Sleight> oh and Washington, cut down on the damn coffee stands <[BCorp]Atropos> oh, for that remark i'm plunging them anyway <[BCorp]Sleight> heh I don't care about my dad's side, have your way <[BCorp]Atropos> i'll be back in a second, gotta pull the "plunge" lever <[BCorp]Sleight> tell them goodbye for me <[BCorp]Atropos> no <[BCorp]Atropos> i'll tell them you said they were fat <[BCorp]Sleight> cruel <[BCorp]Atropos> mwamwamwamwamwa <[BCorp]Sleight> while you are at it, plunge the whole town of Rochester <[BCorp]Sleight> get rid of those damn neighbors who keep saying pop <[BCorp]Atropos> alright... but just this once <[BCorp]Atropos> i'm not a plunging service you know
<norml> "U.S. and British aircraft earlier Wednesday pounded targets in Iraq's southern no-fly zone and dropped leaflets telling Iraqi soldiers how to surrender" <norml> lol <norml> how to surrender, they should have hired the french for that <pfloyd> rofl!
<[BCorp]Atropos> you guys ever do something seemingly useless and realize that it teaches you something very valuable, then wonder if your the star of a reality telivision sequel to the karate kid?
<Anumati> oh, thanks, now i have this vision of bush staggering around iraq all osbourne style yelling "where are the fucking weapons of mass destruction?"
<GaPSk8t3r> if i was drafted for war, id use every fucking cfg hack and aimbot out there.....i doubt iraq has wwcl
<@Atropos> we should have a fat people holocaust and just send them into gas chambers full of hotdogs to die
ErikB -> you know what is funny? i can measure my level of health by playing quake2. when i eat bad, sleep irregular and drink much, i play like shit. when i skate, take vitamin pills and sleep good i rule the scene. vitamin C is the key