hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<Giygas199X> Do you ever just sit on the toilet, and try to
imagine the shape your shit is gonna be by the way it feels
while you squeeze it out?
<Majik989s> all to often
<Giygas199X> It's fun.  I just impressed myself.  It was much
bigger than I imagined.
<Giygas199X> My grandma's gonna have to unclog the toilet
tonight.

<PercyKittenz> Is it war yet?
<Nacho> after this commercial break

<TalonArkrys> Guys, I've decided that there needs to be an
addition to the current laws of nature.  "Lesser Life Forms
Are Not Allowed To Make Talon Feel Stupid".   I saw a bug on
my kitchen floor, and it was rather unexpected.  As such, I
threw my cup at it.  The cup was made of glass.  And contained
my coke.  Now, I have shattered glass as well as coke all over
my floor.  The worst part was, when I looked closer, the bug
was already dead.

<wabb1t> no war yet... don't start it while i'm in the shower,
k plz thx

<@Evii> I can't win here, I tell you. If I email my CV from
g0atpr0n.org I feel weird, if I send it from hotmail I feel
ghay. *sigh*

<Recca_sama> ok ok ok...........cyber........yesterday
afternoon.......my mom knocked on my door and I opened it and
she was talking to me about if i had enough money for the
night and stuff like that.......and out of no where from
iparty comes cyber's voice saying "your mom cab sit on my big
cock. I want to fuck her hard"

<Slayer> tbh i cba
<[S3E]Busy> there u go
<[S3E]Busy> an entire generation in one sentence
<Slayer> two abbrivs in one sentance im good
<[S3E]Busy> i think we have different outlooks on life
<Slayer> notice i abbrieviated abbrieviate
<[S3E]Busy> *sigh*

bradladuk: How wierd, people now think a .plan file is a day
to day diary. What an odd world this is becoming.

<mconp> ?
<mconp> yes?
<copeaway> its jewellery.....
<copeaway> i will never forget how to spell that one......it
made me fail my year 6 exam back in 1983.....
<copeaway> i had to repeat my whole year becuz of that damm
word........
<copeaway> then i met this group of junkies.....on the year i
repeated.......
<copeaway> and went into drugs and shit.........
<mconp> because
<copeaway> stuffed up my damm life
<copeaway> i hate jewellery

*** deathazre sets mode: +o Dean
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o Dean
<deathazre> erm :/
<deathazre> stupid auto complete
*** deathazre sets mode: +o deathazre

[ @Sin|ion ] it's very hard to take down the internet
[ @Sin|ion ] cuz it's not just one server

<@Lurker> live pics from baghdad on cnn
<@Lurker> nothing happening
<schitzo> nope nothing going on
<@Lurker> We should just go to an iraqi irc channel and when
they ping out the war is on

<InvisableMan> then take them all out
<InvisableMan> all 200,000 of them
<InvisableMan> and deport them
<InvisableMan> to afganistan or something
<InvisableMan> libya
<cheezychops> TO CANADA!
<ChronoKnight> cheezy..my god
<ChronoKnight> im right here
<InvisableMan> hahaha
<cheezychops> like i said ChronoKnight
<cheezychops> TO CANADA!
<chris> lol
<ChronoKnight> pffft
<ChronoKnight> im sorry to hear that
<cheezychops> read it
<cheezychops> not hear
<cheezychops> you read it
<cheezychops> stupid canadians
<cheezychops> :P
<ChronoKnight> read what
<InvisableMan> rofl

<KingKirby> The US is stupid like that.  Bomb somebody, give
them money.  Shoot somebody, give them a band-aid.
<nylint> Fuck somebody in the ass, give them a reach-around.

<vellox> goto Google, type in "French military victories" and
click I'm Feeling Lucky

<@SpAz-o-Licious> i got this dude i know laied like 3 weeks
ago... he was like trippin out cause his gf wanted to fuck him
so bad... so i told him what to do and he left.
<@SpAz-o-Licious> the next day he came in and said this...
<@SpAz-o-Licious> <@{118th}DJ_Kazul> sex is better than cs!!!
<@[Milo]> maybe on a pub
<@SpAz-o-Licious> lol!
<@Aunt_Jemima> haha

<_Griphin_> Apparently Tori Wilson dealt with Anorexia
<nully> is Anorexia another wrestler?

<cyo> everytime i try to tell my parents that i have a
girlfriend they start to walk away
<cyo> i swear they want me to be gay or something

<CoRDWoRK> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink
whatever the hell comes out!"

[23:07] <Wiiseguy> BBL (School.)
[23:07] <IceSynergyIX> seeya
[23:08] <Wiiseguy> Back (Education is for suckers.)

<@Chii_> rkd
<@Chii_> aDSJddsslkslkdaslks
<@Chii_> smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<@Chii_> OOO OOOOoooo oooooooooooooooooo
<@CoMPLeX> u remind me of a pigeon that sits outside my room
sometimes making useless sounds

<xShaitanx> does anyone have yahoo msgner cause this chick is
dpoing something with dildos u wana see
<cvz> she using them to make a cake ?

<@ata`ToRN> OMFG MY BROTHER JUST FKN DRANK THE BONG WATER FFS

Slava1983: i was walking trought the cafeteria and see a chick
Slava1983: but for some reason there was two of her
Slava1983: so i come up and i'm like am i too drunk or are you
twins
Slava1983: turned out they were twins

<@scifixi> dear irc,
<@scifixi> you are being boring.
<@scifixi> yours,
<@scifixi> scifixi

<jUmB0> lets buy cocaine and support south american
independence

<Rambozo> Based on claims of racial stereotypes, they've
reworked Jar-Jar into a less offensive character.........
<Rambozo> Jemima Binks! "Oh lawdy lawdy, Jedi massuhs! Dem
clones, dey be a'comin'!"

<apoc|21hours> <jas0n> man im a geek
<apoc|21hours> <jas0n> im trying to find the RGB value of my
hair
<Ender> wtf
<Ender> *jas0n TRYING TO BE FUNNY BUT NOT RAEWLLY I BET I PUT
MY OWN QUOTE ON BASH.ORG CAUSE ITD MAEK MY FAMOUS ASND I'LL
TELL ME MOM AND ALL THE GIRLS'LL LOEV ME FOR THE FUNNY
<Ender> ... yaeh
<apoc|21hours> rofl
<Ender> (im gonna post that on bash.org so i can get the girls
and jas0n's mom)

<mog> 4/f/kali, ne1 wanna cybar?  omglol moms home brb
<mog> er...
<mog> that was supposed to be 14
<mog> either way

<Aemon> so what do you do? network security?
<Dark_Knight> Information security/Network security
<Aemon> cool
<Aemon> i'm a lowly webdesigner/developer
<Dark_Knight> although having IRC on my box at work is a major
violation of the security policy
<Dark_Knight> but fuck it, I wrote it

<robb> i need to go talk to that new hot chick... getz me some
kisses
<robb> but she's like hot... and probably *has* a life

<renegadellf> My anus is being saved for marriage.
<renegadellf> ......DAMNIT XD
<renegadellf> I mean, you know.
<renegadellf> After the wife gets tired of
the......youknowwhatnevermind
<Torture> hhmmm
<Torture> Do I smell... 'nasty games'? XD

teh Tycho fan: none of us can get laid
Ketrus: Sure you can.  Go commit a felony.
Ketrus: Granted, by 'laid', I mean 'sodomized', but still.

<jeff-ev1> the security level is now orange...no idling
allowed

<ed2000nyc> irc is waste of my time
<ed2000nyc> cya
ed2000nyc
«~ed2000nyc@207-237-236-47.c3-0.nyr-ubr1.nyr.ny.cable.rcn.com»
has Quit iRC (-=SysReset 2.51=-)
<Yourmove> hmmm usually it takes years to find that out..
<Yourmove> he's a quick learner

<MooksGirl> Mook you can see boobies if you come in here w/ me
<Mook> brb
<MooksGirl> I'm watching Girls Gone Wild

<shortyz> ugly bitches should wear masks all the time.. or
rather paper bags
<`FrEaK> plastic bags... so they cant breath

DeusXMac: the president isn't showing his face to the
public.... cuz he's sitting in the oval office with the
military's top brass playing network Command & Conquer
AceT: he's not playing network C&C, he's doing the single
player campaign

<@fook> bush is like this  >8|
<@fook> and saddam is like this 8-P

<DreamCoder> Just note.....I couldnt get full cockage in the
mouthage

TwilightKnight: all i do is wait for Desert crisis 1.5 and
play counter-strike all day
Dr SpaZZo: Heh.
Dr SpaZZo: Which, by definition, means I have more of a life
than you
Dr SpaZZo: Pity
TwilightKnight: well i was making out with a girl today
Dr SpaZZo: Liar
Dr SpaZZo: Theres no such thing as a "girl"
TwilightKnight: yes it is true!
TwilightKnight: they arent the tales and ledgends we thought
them to be
TwilightKnight: they exist and live on the outside!
TwilightKnight: In the daylight!
Dr SpaZZo: Outside? Daylight? Now you're just making words up.

<Crystal_s> Where is everyone? I refuse to believe this many
people have lives outside of IRC

<fatherPat>  Are any of you young boys/girls out there not
getting the love you deserve from your parents?  Come and
sleep with father pat, I'll show you what love is all about.
Just think of me as your father and  mesg me now

<seph429> okay my uncles neighbor needed help with her
computer (shes hot++) so i said yea i'd help
<seph429> and i was installing windows xp on it and she was in
the shower, so i went to watch tv
<seph429> about 20 minutes later she walks in the livingroom
completely naked
<seph429> and is like OH SHIT I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE!
<Incubus1n> lol
<seph429> and all that came out of my mouth was woot! :(
<seph429> i live a sad life

<JangFizett> bleh, I'm hungry
<Bill> Eat a Dick
<JangoFizett> I wish I was that flexible

(slippy): i find religous ladies pretty easy, once i convince
them i'm god

* Sora|Mobile admires his giant, bulging flexors.
<Sora|Mobile> I could jerk off an elephant.

<grap3|saturn_music_files> whats a good big hentai site?
<Ryoga> grap3, Japan

<SpAz> you, are an asshole. pure, natural, and bottled at the
source.

<SilverJstr> it's toonie tuesday.. I might go get some kfc
<ThanatoChaos> What's toonie tuesday?
<SilverJstr> chicken for two bucks
<ThanatoChaos> Really?
<SilverJstr> You'd have to have toonies in order to get this
deal.
<ThanatoChaos> toonies?
<SilverJstr> two dollar coins
<ThanatoChaos> oh this is a stupid cannuck thing
<SilverJstr> yep  :)
<ThanatoChaos> canada is one of the worst countries in the
world, it's everything the world hates about america and
france combined in one arctic wasteland
<SilverJstr> ignorant weenie