<I_kick_fish> a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his fly the bartender asks "do you know a steering wheel is coming out of your fly?" the pirate says "yes and its driving me nuts!"
<revmoo> does flock() not work on ntfs? <Hendrix-> only if you compile with -lshepherd
<monkeylice> i would get laid this weekend but my cargo van is in the shop and im out of chloroform
<Ben Utne> I have a dick like a tuna can...think about it <isajeep> full of dead fish? <Ben Utne> 6 inches around, 1 inch long <Verl> HAHAHAHA <Verl> that is awesome <Verl> thats like hitting a girl in the vagina with your fist <isajeep> lol verl <rzrshrp2> wtf <rzrshrp2> pussy punch
<Deim0s|1980> Argghh. You don't wanna know what I just did. And for the sake of my reputation, I ain't gonna tell ya. Ever.
<Spliff> What's the meaning of life? <CrystalShard> To find out whats the meaning of life. <Rivorus> woah <Rivorus> deep <CrystalShard> "We are the Universe that is trying to understand itself." - Delenn, Babylon 5. <Rivorus> "I like chicken, I like liver" - Kitten, Meow Mix commercial <CrystalShard> Woah. <CrystalShard> Deep. <Rivorus> hahahaha
<Josh_Aogiri> "Give a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life." <odin> I dissagree <odin> He'll be warm a few hours after his life is over
<Jude> I wish humans laid eggs <Ringlord> UGH <Ringlord> why would you want humans to lay eggs? <Jude> So i can eat them
* Nastard is now known as fuck <damn> what kind of nick is that? <fuck> if i know
"<Hjelgan> betme <Rift-Game> Commands: betme start, betme join, betme bet #, betme roll(if roller), betme fix, betme quit, betme highscores <Hjelgan> betme start <Rift-Game> Starting Betme! Todays Roller is Hjelgan ; To join type "betme join" <Hjelgan> betme bet life <Rift-Game> You Cannot Bet More Then You Have"
<DarkKnight> I came home on Sunday night and I found my mom staring at me and looking annoyed. <DarkKnight> I smelled her cooking and asked what she cooked and she responded by saying, "I didn't make any food for you!" <DarkKnight> She seemed very pissed so I decide to go downstairs to avoid her. <DarkKnight> When I was just about to leave she asked me if I bought a new game. I had no clue what she was talking about, so I said no. <DarkKnight> "You sure? " she said, "nothing Male to Male?" <DarkKnight> I was very confused and disturbed by this question because my mom seemed to be accusing me of being gay. <DarkKnight> I said no again and she told me she found a box that said male to male on it. <DarkKnight> I stood there and thought for a minute and then I realized what she was talking about. I ran downstairs and showed her what she looked at: <DarkKnight> It was the box for my male-to-male s-video cord. My mom thought I was gay because I bought an s-video cord. <silverpig> Just for kicks, you should leave the box for your 3 in 1 KVM cable laying around and she what she says about that.
<Callick> Thanks a ton man.. <Yoss> no big deal <Yoss> sending to a 56k is like peeing in the ocean
* Typhlosion has joined #studio64 <Gina`> There! It's complete! <Typhlosion> What's complete? <Typhlosion> I'm sick of not knowing what's going on! <Chris_A> That's because people sometimes have conversations on the internet without you being there! <Chris_A> It's shockingly ill-mannered, I know! <Gina`> Sometimes. <Chris_A> I know I hate it when people are talking in the street and I have to butt in and demand they tell me what they were talking about. Assholes.
<cile_16> give me +v <cile_16> pls <ToRMeNTeD> give me head <ToRMeNTeD> please <cile_16> why <ToRMeNTeD> then maybe <ToRMeNTeD> cuz I want to fuck your mouth <ToRMeNTeD> and you want +v <ToRMeNTeD> we can help each other <cile_16> fuck off <ToRMeNTeD> :D
Dekaff: u know what i REALLY want for my first car? Dekaff: blue 67 impala Bobert_aw: The license plate would read "mu113tm0bi13"
<Avalanche> i was at arbys last night eating, and this mini van pulls up. The soccer mom, daughter, and little brother hopped out and came in. The little kid was like 6-7. He said "mommy, I want a milkshake". She responded, "No, it will spoil your dinner". The little kid replied with, "YOU FUCKING CUNT, I WANT A GOD DAMN MILKSHAKE". He got the milkshake. <Avalanche> I never laughed so hard in my life
(dosdemon) theres just all these other car brands in sega gt (dosdemon) like "ford" and "chevy" (dosdemon) they must be real small (dosdemon) because they only have 2 cars to choose from (dosdemon) then you go to subaru and theres like "impreza wrx sti type r version b aspec 2" (dosdemon) "mitsubishi lancer evolution VII GS Tommi Makinen edtion" (PACHUKA) on an xbox that car would be mitsubi~1
MultiColoredWiz: Science class was hilarious yesterday. MultiColoredWiz: We were explaining parts of the body. MultiColoredWiz: So the teacher puts her hands on her ass and says "What's this called? I will not accept A-S-S or butt." MultiColoredWiz: I then raise my hand and say: MultiColoredWiz: "Will you accept 'HUGE'?"
Quit» (ZoK) (ZoK@vw22962.iprimus.net.au) (Exit: I LIKE TO GO DOWN TO THE DOG POUND AND PRETEND I'VE FOUND MY DOG, THEN I TELL THEM TO KILL HIM ANYWAY BECAUSE I ALREADY THREW AWAY ALL HIS STUFF. DOG PEOPLE SURE DONT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR.)
<feem> are we playing cs yet <Gren> what server are you guys on? <feem> are we playing cs yet <Nix-7c0> < feem > are we playing cs yet? <Nix-7c0> < Gren > what server are you guys on? <feem> are we playing cs yet? <impossible> i'd play. <colddrink|away> ill play too <feem> ARE WE PLAYING CS YET? <Gren> i would play as well *** colddrink|away is now known as colddrink <Nix-7c0> < feem > ARE WE PLAYING CS YET? <feem> ARE WE FUCKING PLAYING CS <Gren> i'd play CS <feem> FUCKING CS TIME FAGGOTS FUCKING PLAY WHERE <Gren> what server are we playing on? <feem> i don't know <Gren> hey feem, are we playing CS? <feem> i don't know <colddrink> i heard were playing cs dudes <Nix-7c0> < feem > ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?
* dasunt has his 12-step plan: 'How to Achieve Sex If You Are A Geek' <dasunt> 1) Convert to homosexuality. <dasunt> 2) Find another geek who has also followed this plan. <zoo> it's that easy? * pig has a 1-step plan <dasunt> 3..12) Give money to Dasunt. <pig> 1) stop being a fucking geek
Chris: well, idle hands are the devil's playdgroun Lotach: which is why god invented porn Chris: yes Lotach: so man would not resort to the devil's deeds
<Winta> Well well well <Jess> dam dam dam <Winta> yes yes yes <Jess> oh sorry... I thought we were talking about things that water could be in
<genjzzzzzz> i was dsl-less for like 7 hours <genjzzzzzz> and then some fat tech support dude at earthlink.net fixed it <genjzzzzzz> "oops sorry i have fat fingers and hit two keys" <genjzzzzzz> he said that, seriously :P
<ecco> HELLO MICROSOFT WORD SPELLCHECK <ecco> spellcheck results for 'adn': amputate, arthritis, antidisestablishmentarianism, samurai, tissue, jetpack, George Orwell
*** Locke1` (~greens15@206.170.3.42) has joined #square <Locke1`> am i still banned? <Deadcounter> Locke: yes <Locke1`> shit <Locke1`> i'll leave now <Locke1`> sorry *** Locke1` (~greens15@206.170.3.42) has left #square <Deadcounter> eheheh <ift> amazing
<MonsieurEvil> Jedisar, what have I told you about using that steam-powered Commodore 64 for playing NS? <MonsieurEvil> OMG I NEED MORE W00D CHIPZ0R!!!!! <MonsieurEvil> D00DZ MORE CO4L FOR MEH PUT3R!
<shigelojoe>I played poker with tarot cards once <shigelojoe>I got a full house and three people died.
* Zapp is now known as Zapp|party <Zapp|party> see yall <Zapp|party> PARTY!! <Zapp|party> w00t <Zapp|party> drunk white woman for everybody! * Zapp|party has quit IRC (Quit: Zapp|party) <W-Cid> busy girl ;)
(MrPino) how do i make a mass messager? that will message everyone in a channel that i highlight, and then i can input what i want the message to be @(Splodge`) That's called spam (MrPino) i know, but i' (MrPino) i'm not using it for spam, i'm using it for e-business
<_Cyan_> my cat is bored ;P <_Cyan_> so I told him, "If you're bored, clean my room" ;P <_Cyan_> cat ~/room | sort > ~/room.new
<Torke> and now <Torke> my dad's get a quad for his birthday <Torke> he's turning 50 <Grimp> don't let him near the rocket launcher
<FJ> ok, I am off to the International House of Pancakes <FJ> truly, I am a man of the world.
<VC-Scar> anyone wanna help a complete freakin idiot <ffejdogg> do you have tits? <VC-Scar> i have nipples..
(bovril): i realised yesterday (bovril): that every old lady you walk past in the street probably fancies you (bovril): :( (doggie^): yeah (doggie^): one was checking me out in marks and spencers the other week (doggie^): then she licked her lips at me (doggie^): i was weirded out for days (bovril): if thats not a strong argument for euthenasia i dont know what is
* Nordling 's sexual history changes constantly, depending on how much alcohol is imbibed. One drink: yeah, I fucked four girls at once! Three drinks: Hot sex with a model. 7 drinks: Fucked a fat chick. 11 drinks: pathetically masturbated to the chicks in HOT ROD magazine. 15+ drinks: replace said magazine with CAT FANCY.
<_cobra_> how can i allow right-click on links only while preventing right-click on the rest of a webpage ?? <yossarian> why would you want to prevent right-click anywhere? <_cobra_> to prevent newbies stealing the html
Matreya: I only had one of these coke glasses... *sniff* Matreya: I have two other ones, but they're not as cool gelfie has two coke glasses, though technically they're my brothers spoob: your brothers are coke glasses?
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<toe2toe> so i just flew in from AOL <toe2toe> boy, are my packets tired! <toe2toe> ... <toe2toe> tough crowd