<HOT_SAUCE> generals? <HOT_SAUCE> yeah i have it <HOT_SAUCE> i dunno if generals is DX9 <HOT_SAUCE> but somehow, turning up EVERYTHING to super-high detail makes my game run faster than putting it on just high/ medium <HOT_SAUCE> i think my video card is autistic <HOT_SAUCE> like that kid from mercury rising
<cmdrfunk> i have a picture around here somewhere where she looks totally hot in her silks guard uniform <mike> flag squad? <cmdrfunk> yah <mike> the chicks who are too fat to make it to cheerleading <lyfeAsaurus-REX> the bottom of the pyramid
«@Sheps» Neom, you fucktard «@neomonk» ? «@Deeps» Pld. «@neomonk» stfu dan or i'll gline you. :o «@Sheps» I just d/led your script from your website and it has all your oper passwords saved «@neomonk» wtf? ::Snotice-> Sheps is now a Network Administrator ***Quits neomonk oper@security.team (Glined(muhahahaha) ***Quits deeps deeps@dpc6682041222.direcpc.com (Glined (muhahahaha) «@Sheps» muahahaha owned ***Quits Sheps dan@pcp03341202pcs.danbry01.ct.comcast.net (Glined(Network Abuse) ::Joins:: neomonk (~john@toronto-hse-ppp3635564.sympatico.ca) ***Quits neomonk ~john@toronto-hse-ppp3635564.sympatico.ca (Glined(You fucking idiot.)
<Lilmissdjgrl> Do you want a cookie? <EvilCouch> no thanks, I've got directories full of them
<booyaa> i'm getting horrible pains thru my finger tips <sy> booyaa: that's me attempting to kick your ass over the internet
<azathoth> why can't alyssa milano live next door to me, be lonely and need the satisfaction and fullfillment that only a 20 year old computer programmer can provide... * azathoth shakes his fist at god and goes back to his debugging
<Jason_Bee> we'd probably all die if the stock market crashed <Mugworm> well yea, if it crashed right into your house
<quint> I've figured it out that there are three ways of pasting text on irc. <quint> you can press ctrl + v or shift + Ins or click with the right mouse button in the edit box and select "paste" from the popup. <weasel> wow, amazing. You've become a real hacker now.
<hallam> Buy a planeticket...when you are in the air - go to the toilet.. cut off your pubichairs and glue em to your chin.. wrap toiletpaper around the top of your head.. KICK THE DOOR out to the toilet .. jump out and screaam 'Allah akbar'..
<tha|didier> the cigarette packages here say that tobacco smoke contains HCN, Benzene, Formaldehyde en nitrosamines <Dilbert|sleep> really? the cigarette packs that i get list the ingredients as Lung Cancer, and Emphysema
<+dementia^> they should have reality tv program on that is actually funny. <+dementia^> called "ima noob get me out of here" and make them use linux for a week
<torment0r|wk|> !imdb butt pirates <Vanamonde> Hackers (1995) ( http://www.imdb.com/Title?0113243 )
<@Stakker> argh. our CTO just came from Game Designers Convention in the US. our games are too complicated for americans. they're asking for one-button conversions :-D
<Servo> being in love with a 13-year old has its advantages: she has to go to bed at 22 or 23h, so we can go out and have a drink!
<JacksWastedLife> <----MsMarina <kuribo> <----MsMarina <torgo> <--- dumbass <CactusJac> MsMarina----> <Deathlove> <-- Spartacus
<neoMesis> thats like 11 year olds having sex <neoMesis> WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!? <aux_> i dunno but i like it
* unexpected joins the room! <unexpected> oh shit gotta go * unexpected left the game. <Chimerasame> well that was unexpected.
<Jimmy> lisa, i'm having a bad day. wanna get naked on cam? <Lisa> hahaha <Jimmy> i hope hahaha is spanish for yes
<Jumper_> for an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it is half empty, for an engineer it's twice as big as it needs to be <Thraddash> for a programmer it has too few interfaces? <Jumper_> for a programmer it's a Basic Input Output System (BIOS) with a buffer overflow just waiting to happen
<SolidFlam> I can see the day that I type here "Ok, I'm going to watch Reloaded" <SolidFlam> Bastard wacko will probably download it and then give us spoilers <[wacko]> Neo dies!! <[wacko]> Trinity has sex with Morpheus! <[wacko]> The Oracle was fake! <StarmanDX> Morpheus is a woman! <[wacko]> Agent Smith is back!! <[wacko]> Zion is hacked! <StarmanDX> Jar Jar Binks has a cameo! <SolidFlam> Bullet Time is lag
<mcdaza> though i still maintain that its virtual bullshit <Robzy> virtual bullshit??? Does that mean my virtual shoe can step in it?
<@WaRe-WoLf> Razor have you ever had homosapian thoughts?? <Razor> no I havent fag <Razor> oh ya I have <Razor> females homosapians
samov : Is there a linux program that will end my depression? boolean : samov: kill
<Razor_EQ> god damn I just embarresed myself with a girtl I lik <Razor_EQ> like <Razor_EQ> look at this shit <Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: im glad i didnt ask for one now <Razor_EQ> dazed_n_confused_1983: i have cokes and dr peppers tea <Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: cool dr pepper <Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: but I dont drink cocks anymore
<GrndZero> "China has already cloned human embryos" <GrndZero> Go china <xscope> yeah..thats what China needs..more people.
<GothYena> I have a brother who breeds wolves in Alabama. <RosenOttr> breeds them, or with them? <|Wolf|> :D <GothYena> I'll assume both.
<prence> Tired of Whacking Off? Have A Local Escort At Your Doorstep in a 1/2 Hour! ! prence clicks! <obs1d1an> what you gonna do when your gramma shows up and shes the escort? <tooms> he's gonna ask her to take her teeth out <tooms> again <prence> duh <prence> if im paying im playing
<StmChser> sex is like math <StmChser> - the clothes, + the bed, / the legs, ...and pray to god you don't multiply.
<an_ass733> You know what's funny? <an_ass733> The current Slim Fast ad. <an_ass733> The women in it say "It's so easy to lose weight with Slim Fast" <an_ass733> And the fine print at the bottom of the screen says "Losing weight is not easy."
<Patrick> my mom just gave me 10 more dollars <Patrick> i feel like saying <Patrick> "thanks for supporting my drinking habit mom"
<Xapz> war soon <Xapz> Maybe tomorrow <Xapz> We've pulled out ambassadors <m0swald> http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/03/04/ iraq.usa.shirt.reut/index.html <Sh0rty> : <Sh0rty> stupid americans :| <Sh0rty> canada > all <m0swald> my giant american pee pee would rip your canadian-wang-trained females apart! <Sh0rty> :o <m0swald> I'm american, therefore my wang is gigantic. at least, that's what the media tells me <m0swald> not to mention, I'm TEXAN, so it must be doubly huge <m0swald> I assume it's true, too. because every woman I've shown it to has giggled in terror! <m0swald> IN TERROR
<enigma> was talking to this guy at uni yesterday. he said the thing he missed most about uni was the pointless conversations we had. i asked him if he's heard of irc.
<HackerJoe^Away> hell, don't you guys ever read isonewz or nforce... how did you get in here? <TheBrax> I used packetne*s (just in case it's a bad word) and xdccspy *** mfer sets mode: +b *!*@DAABE17B37.addictz.net *** TheBrax was kicked by mfer (*xdccspy* - word not allowd in #Datavault - 5 mins Ban.)
<Volksweasel> how odd...everyone appears to be...DEAD!! * Volksweasel runs away screaming! <Corin> hmm thats the way the thriller video turns out isnt it?
.!. @Risiken wonders where her cam is being hosted =\ .!. BoHolbrook wonders where his balls are being hosted ( Psy ) [BoHolbrook]: www.tiny.com
<GoatBoy> ackshully I have some white chocolate macadamia nut cookies here <GoatBoy> for dessert = Slinky/#austin clubs goatboy over the head and divvies the cookies with wendy <GoatBoy> hah <GoatBoy> i licked em <GoatBoy> so they're mine. = GoatBoy/#austin ponders that for a moment <GoatBoy> i wonder if that would work in a bar <Slinky> i can irradiate them <GoatBoy> can you irradiate the semen out of them too? ·f· GoatBoy was kicked off #austin by Slinky (you are one nasty fuck, has anyone told you lately?)
<DJCookieMonster> Tell your mother to stop changing her lipstick. My dick is like a friggin rainbow.
<iddqd> have you read hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy? <elf> ya <iddqd> it r l333t <iddqd> i've only read up to halfway of restaurant @ the end of the universe... <iddqd> need to carry on <elf> have u read my gf jsut dumpped me so i played quake all night ? <iddqd> ouch <iddqd> soz man :/ <elf> dont worry , i have bash.org , i can laugh at all the OTHER pathetic loosers out there <iddqd> haha that's the spirit
<Liquids> man I have to broaden my date horizons <Liquids> I am so sick of starting dates off with "are you a cop" and ending it with "do you take visa" <Liquids> could be worse <Liquids> they could start with "asl" and end with /ignore
(skootlez): WrxionWRK..... (skootlez): wanna fuck? * WrxionWRK takes a deep breath (WrxionWRK): I'm sorry im going to have to decline your offer for sexual intercourse at this time, due to unforseen circumstances. (WrxionWRK): however, i do wish you the very best in your ventures. (WrxionWRK): this was an automated message. Please do not reply. * WrxionWRK breathes
<djv> psykiv..sorry about your loss <djv> BUY A MACINTOSH NEXT TIME. <djv> ;) <The-Virus> why buy a mac <The-Virus> its like buying a car thats only compatible with 10% of the roads