<Poi-Poi> I need a punching bag <Poi-Poi> the kind that you put someone in and kick the crap out of
<enaz> only thing worse then disenchanted, disenfranchised arrogant american teens is disenchanted, disenfranchised arrogant european teens with a mixer board
<@prozac420> Things Not to Say During Sex: I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
<LoneWolf_> Sexpo sucked .... <Gibbon> cool, I thought you'd only be able to look at stuff! <LoneWolf_> (in a bad way) <Gibbon> oh
<PEAKIN`BUZZIN> Any girl interested in 32 Year old, bald male, with generous love handles -------> msg me
(Synto) I used to know a guy who was in a coma for over 7 months and he came out (prence`) i bet that'd be a good way to lose weight
<Orpal> studying, HA HA <Killgore-studying> trying to <Orpal> it's friday night, you should be out killing prostitutes
<trivy> 019.168. Acronym Soup: DAP ? <trivy> 1st Hint: ******* ******* ******** BONUS Question Value : 55000 Points <trivy> 2nd Hint: par**** ******* ******** 46.7 secs & 55000 Points Remaining <tobrie> ... <tobrie> thats not right <abigale> hmm <trivy> 3rd Hint: pare*** a*ai*** ****e*ia 23.3 secs & 55000 Points Remaining <Halffast> maybe it's foreign <trivy> Times up! The answer was -> parents against dyslexia <-
<Nozz> Shite <Nozz> Just saw an article about a child dying in a house fire <Nozz> and the banner ad for some cdrw said "Burn Baby Burn!"
<Dilbert|AFK> lyi thte th is c im gay he talked the way i was thinking <Dilbert|AFK> logl <_404NotFound> wtf are you talking about dilberto? <Dr_Pedantic> uh..... I think hes saying hes gay <MrSiggler> That's what I got outta that too. <_404NotFound> Yeah, me three... but I was making sure
[4am] <@Cheez> someone put me to bed <@[Smaug]> GO TO BED CHEEZ! <@[Smaug]> NOW! <@[Smaug]> dont make me come over to your house! <@[Smaug]> or apartment <@[Smaug]> or whatever you live in <@Cheez> "channel"
<Mutsumi_Otohime> I just played SC with one of my IRL friends :P <Mutsumi_Otohime> My only REAL irl friend, actually :P <MegamanX2K> your hand?
<Amanda> MANY MEN <Amanda> WISH DEATH UPON ME <Amanda> I can relate to 50 Cent. <Guilty> You're both into clubbing <Amanda> baby seals
<NASSSSSTY_Xy> distance from base of palm to top of middle finger <Elfie> 16 cm <NASSSSSTY_Xy> 20cm <Nil|breakfast> 17.4 <Anarie> ok now lets talk about bra sizes...
<Volt|sleep> lemme give you an idea of how nerdy engineering is <Volt|sleep> im in a lab today <Volt|sleep> and two guys are arguing over something <Volt|sleep> and it's gettign pretty heated <Volt|sleep> and one guy says "Yo you wanna fight?!" <Volt|sleep> and the other is like "yeah man! where at?" <Volt|sleep> and the first guy says <Volt|sleep> "Starcraft" "Oh you play starcraft?" "Yeah, bring it on"
<Nuclear> I can imagine watching TV while giving you head, but during sex??? <Nitronium> How can she watch TV while giving you head? <MegaDeth> He must be a tellytubby...
<Model192> about 10 mins after i logged off last night i blew chunks <Strife> chunks = your boyfriend?
<hansblix> they should have a fear factor where they eat dead iraqi babies <hansblix> after the war <hansblix> hey <hansblix> can i take that last comment back <hansblix> i think it was kinda weird <hero> a little * tghost changes topic to '<hansblix> they should have a fear factor where they eat dead iraqi babies' <hansblix> damn
<tsingtao> i got a test back today <tsingtao> i got 100% <IgWannA> was it for HIV?
<+{R3D}Hurricane> im watching the backstreet boys on
SNL....and i finally realize why foreign countries hate the
U.S. so much
Phynix: eddy: You are being attacked by the Iraqian Information Warriors. Be prepared, your computer will soon be integrated into the computers for food program, and you'll wake up tommorow and instead of a computer, you'll have a bowl of rice and a small loaf of bread. Phynix: Compliments of Saddam. eddy: mmm bread
<fragglet> ralphis = fat <Ralphis> i am not! <darknation> small objects are orbiting you <darknation> planet ralphis <darknation> the Gas Giant
<|ReBeL|> notice how fake rip off sellers always have a nic that has something to do with what they are trying to "sell"? * Resident0 is now known as HotBooty <HotBooty> i dont know what you mean...
<St1s> im in the middle of setting up te page <St1s> but it takes time coz when i get stoned i just look for hours <St1s> and then change the font for example...then look again <spanges> then completely lose focus <St1s> yeah <St1s> or change everything <St1s> like wtf, this sux!
<Keebs> all mighty keebs is left with no computer other than his FreeBSD machine. <Parak> almighty? <Keebs> Until I can get some new ram. <Keebs> All righty <Keebs> sorry <Delver> bummer <Delver> what happened? sneakers again? <Delver> burn bios too many times? <Keebs> Heh, no...the RAM is shot. <Keebs> God I'm speaking as if my computer was a car with an transmission problem.
<Kitsa> I didn't know wtf he was talking about. <Kitsa> and why drunk ppl always think they have so much insight <Kitsa> OMG TRAIN POODLES TO RESCUE MINERS, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THAT BEFORE?!?!?!?!? <Kitsa> I MUST GET ON IRC AND TELL EVERYONE <Kitsa> WITH FREQUENT UPDATES ON HOW DRUNK I AM
-!- xINSANEx [ludacris@ilmtps27.shawneelink.net] has joined # php < xINSANEx> Can someone please go to my website and test the counter? < xINSANEx> i need to make sure its working properly.. i just fixed the php code < Inominate> xINSANEx: No i cant < Inominate> I'd like to but am unable to < horros> Inominate: me neither. < horros> i really have the urge to check out your counter, xINSANEx, but i'm not able to. < xINSANEx> heh.. oh well no biggy < Inominate> lol < xINSANEx> i hate to bother fuckos like you -!- xINSANEx [ludacris@ilmtps27.shawneelink.net] has left #php [] < horros> hahahaha < Inominate> hahahahahahahah < Inominate> ROFL
<smartaleq> whats the difference between a pizza and black guy <smartaleq> -- a pizza can feed a family of four!
<Hydro> Tragedy ensues as the 80's metal band Great White loses every single one of its 96 fans.
<dragonsun> oh i hope we have a school day tommorrow <dragonsun> i mean no school
<Zero-G> i made out with the woman at work i was chatting up though <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> made out with her bf? <Zero-G> no <Zero-G> made out with her <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> boyfriend.. <Zero-G> ok, its all a lie <Zero-G> i made out with you Jesus^Freak|Clanless <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> yep <Zero-G> you were great <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> haha <Zero-G> can i have another go? <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> nope <Zero-G> please? <Zero-G> you dont have to pay me this time! <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> how can you have another go if it never happened? <Zero-G> are you in denial now!? <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> no, denial is a river in egypt <Zero-G> no, thats the nile <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> yes thats what i said
<Castle> Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? <Bizarre> Because she was deaf and blind? <Castle> No, she was a woman.
(]Joey[> how wsas the party? (avarrin-> [oe (avarrin-> pine (avarrin-> JO9WWkn (avarrin-> pinw *** avarrin- has quit IRC (My damn controlling terminal disappeared!) (]Joey[> damn, must have been good
<@Neurowave> YOU! <@Neurowave> DOWNLOAD! <@Neurowave> ALL! <@Neurowave> SONGS <@Neurowave> THEN <@Neurowave> LISTEN <@Neurowave> NOW <spacer> ALL YOUR CAPS ARE BELONG TO US! <sEnDarK> that sentence is not gramatically correct, its "all your caps belong to us"
<sexygurlah> well ya he's kinda nice n everything.. <mAdmAn6> i guess its ok with you <sexygurlah> we had sex together already, it was pretty great, actually <mAdmAn6> oohh.. thats fast <ohlyo> erm, now i wanna get laid. <sexygurlah> one thing annoys me - my balls slap so hard when i'm having sex with him <ohlyo> o_O <mAdmAn6> ugh. you still wanna get laid?
<Sean> i'm addicted to just feeling my iPod, holding it and twiddling the buttons <Mike> omfg <Sean> such a neat little thing <Mike> You know you're a nerd when you have a fetish for your mp3 player
Rangsk: anti-grav units would put a new spin on weight-loss programs Suicidal Insanit: but not mass loss :P Rangsk: people don't care about that :P