<dithi> i've answered every single penis enlargement email, and the home finance ones, and the inkjet ones. Now I have 500 houses that i owe money on, my penis is long enough to reach all of them, and it shoots inkjet ink.
(dosdemon) I'm downloading something called "vagina vacum pump in action" (CautionIAmBoozer) interesting (HSS-KUN) Aww...they spoiled it by putting the plot in the title. I hate that.
<WarNPeace> There, 12 point font in terminal is readable nicely <WarNPeace> 8 was not. <Cryto> hehe <Cryto> get new eyes. <WarNPeace> I'm just getting these broken in <WarNPeace> Its taken lots of pr0n to get them where they are. <Cryto> Broken being the key word. :)
[11:03] <nish> gee...this room is really fast - quick replies!! [12:47] <Grinko> zoom
Cypher : damnit i hate windows 98 Cypher : "look, you've updated the network drivers, INSERT THE CD BEFORE THE COMPUTER EXPLODES!!"
mzazchw: just then i felt my side mzazchw: and i was like "why do i have a scab???" mzazchw: then i looked at it mzazchw: ............................. mzazchw: .... it was dried cum
<SpaceCow> moses <SpaceCow> did he have his own group of folowers as jesus and mohammed did? <AL9000> No <AL9000> He just led the jews out of Egypt <AL9000> for 40 years <+Exor[B-A]> heh <AL9000> Worst. Guide. Ever. <SpaceCow> hahaha <+DopefishJustin> hehe <+DopefishJustin> well God was deliberately making them go in circles <+DopefishJustin> because they pissed him off with the golden calf <SpaceCow> "Ok, lets go across the desert" *Two years later* "Wait, lets go back, I dropped a nickel"
<Wikkid|Mikkr3igN> my power went out the other day. good thing my camera had a flash. i went to make a sandwich and took 90 pictures of my kitchen.... the neighbors called the police they thought it was lightening in my house
<FeralWolf> actually, many Canadians do mock the Columbia disaster <AriaStargazer> Pff <AriaStargazer> they're just jealous because <AriaStargazer> the closest thing they'll ever have to a space program is the annual beaver tossing contest
* Rage slaps phucker with his glove <@Rage> i challange you to a dule <@Phucker> I challenge you to a spelling-contest.
<CyberMind> ive been programming and using computers since my old days in the womb. <CyberMind> umbilical ethernet <SR71Goku> how fast do you get on it? <SR71Goku> I'd imagine at least 1gigabit/s <CyberMind> actually quite slow. <CyberMind> network was flooded with protein and nutrient packets. <SR71Goku> LOL... <SR71Goku> "Daddy once DoSed my connection..." <CyberMind> ok im ending it right there.
<cuebol> I've yet to see the bald guy on Mr. Clean products come alive and help me with the chores. <synec> inhale the fumes more deeply
<Josh> Fenix, what program are you using to connect to IRC <Fenix> program? <Josh> yees <Fenix> im not using one
--> Smoothice (Smoothice@AC865D64.ipt.aol.com) has joined # linux <Smoothice> Is there any free versions of UNIX?
<matanle> can someone help me use the trainer for mafia, i never used a trainer before? <bobFoo> go get the trainer trainer
<schnorks> Someday when the internet is bigger, we'll all name our kids by screennames like KewlKid2445
<c0k3> sigh.. so many ppl using aim has forced me to get it.. and im actually starting to like the notices of them going offline n such.. im actually starting to like a portion of an aol product.. someone come over to my house right now.. bring a gun..
<Sloan_Chanston> I wonder if eating dropped froot loops off a semen-stained floor is acceptable under the 10-Second Rule convention <Yeyende> No, I really dont think it is <Sloan_Chanston> Too late. <Yeyende> eeeeewww <Dredly> No. Fucking. Way. <Yeyende> That is disgusting Sloan <Sloan_Chanston> Oh, like neither of you have tasted your own semen. <Yeyende> ... <Yeyende> No, I can't say that I have <Sloan_Chanston> In liberal California we call that "self-discovery"
<SA-Meta> pyro send me a good computer and war3 <SA-PYRoMaNiaC> Alright. Address? <SA-PYRoMaNiaC> And if you act now, the Anthrax is free! <SA-Meta> OMG YES!
*** evil_ (~evil@pc1-with2-6-cust37.mant.cable.ntl.com) quit (Ping timeout) <@quasirob> all these centuries, we never knew - evil can be defeated by a ping timeout
<Xx_No1_xX> man i never seen a pair of underwares flush so easly .. i swear thet got T-3 lines in the toilets
<Gothmog> ive got this to say for that pool after about 10:30 at night <Gothmog> its absolutely fucking freezing <Zen> arg <Zen> ur nuts <Gothmog> yeah they were freezing too
<Andypoo> http://antarctica.starbiz.com.au/ <Andypoo> How much does it cost to go to Antarctica anyway? :) <nukie> its all downhill, so it wouldn't cost much <nukie> only costs lots to come back, cause thats uphill
<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots <Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT <Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example <Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids <Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY. <Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit <Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids" <Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed. <Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me <Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches <Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more. <Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid? <Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think <Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him" <Galactic> NO. <Galactic> I'd be thinking <Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?" <Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast" <Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast <Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big <Flaming_Duck> not me <Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore <Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up <Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME" <FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money <Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit. <Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots... <Galactic> Lucky Charms. <Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS <Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!? <Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky. <Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE <Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches. <Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!" <Galactic> .... <Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH! <Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here <Galactic> it's just always bothered me."
<Amish_FoeTwinny> my ex gf wanted to make an amateur porn site, and she wanted crack to do it..so thats how we really met i guess
<blueroo> Seattle FD has a real time 911 dispatch log online <blueroo> that's pretty cool <ircsloth> I bet where I live the log would be like 2 <ircsloth> ours would be like "2:12am Cow on road again" <ircsloth> "2:30am Drunk guy passed out in middle of road"
<mindstorms> haha, i finally conquered my fire wall, i think <mindstorms> take that siemens! <Darklord-Of-MMF> lol <mindstorms> you silly germans whose company sounds like a delicious protein drink, atleast in certain "movies"
CrayonBreakyWill: A surrogate father? sidacola: Used condom and a turkey baster...
<KT> a guy at work calls me "Mustang" <KT> I'm wondering if he was peeking at me while I was taking a leak in the Men's room <KT> how could he know.. <Strike> KT: were you peeing on all fours? <scanez> lol <KT> lol
<Zak-> Girls are like gaming pings. Unless you're in control of the server, expect lag and bad gameplay.
<K-sPecial> i'm trying to fork a server connection for every client that connects <K-sPecial> although i dont want to writ 200 forks down my main perl script <fxn> K-sPecial: you can limit your childs if you want <rastakid> fxn: By using protection you mean?
<DG530> yo santa's getting foreclosed <AristaJace> what? <DG530> http://www.aohell.com/santachap11.html <AristaJace> if santa was jewish then he wouldn't have these problems <DG530> lolol <AristaJace> he'd hire cheap mexicans to do the work and then he'd use oxy-clean to make sure it all looked nice and shiny
<tiocsti> ugh <tiocsti> i twisted my ankle on my way home <tiocsti> and i turned down a ride home from some hot girl on like a boxster <tiocsti> hmm maybe i shouldnt have set shredder to 10 mins per move when it analyzed a 90 move game <tiocsti> 15 hrs <tiocsti> its like half done i guess <subcube> what?????
<ig3l|Guel> If Osama B. isn't in Afghanistan, and if he isn't dead, we believe he is in another country" - US army General
<Shinji> I heard Great White's writing a new song after the disaster <Shinji> "Once Bitten, Twice OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M ON FIRE AHHHHH"
<TylerParker> As for the third LOTR <TylerParker> I hope they don't leave out my favorite part of the book <TylerParker> The part with the mushroom cloud at the end that gets frodo and jarjar binks <Rabbitoh> dildo binks and baggar vance are the best part of LOTR <TylerParker> And then Willy Wonka comes out and gives them two golden tickets
<Corvis> dead girls dont say no <Pulp|^^> Dead girls don't need to be bought a drink ^^ <Corvis> dead girls dont need valentines day <Latino|Awayzz> dead girls dont care if you're finished in 12 seconds flat
<Ayisha> Hm. You know magazines are overusing the suffix '-core', when you find an article about an 'NYC pop-core' band... <Hiryuu> Pop-core?? XD <Freyer> lol.. <Hiryuu> Sounds like a new type of porn <Hiryuu> Cereal porn <Ayisha> lol O.o <Freyer> smack-cackle-and-pop S&M cerials? <Hiryuu> "Bondage babies! Small marshmallow babies with oat chains, ropes and spikes!" <Ayisha> O.o;; <Hiryuu> I'd rule as an advertising exec.
<nuhduhnewbie> socks that don't add up are obv the work of terrorists <nuhduhnewbie> omg missing socks must be turned into turbans;o <PuffinFreshWog> and bombs <PuffinFreshWog> and the left over socks are broken down and then sold to a sock making factory <PuffinFreshWog> and then all the people whos socks when missing, go and buy more <PuffinFreshWog> and then the factory makes a lot of money <PuffinFreshWog> and it gives a lot of it to the terrorists for making the socks go missingin the first place <PuffinFreshWog> and that is how they get their funding <PuffinFreshWog> its all a delicate cycle
<GamInTheCity> ...why are lyrics to Komm Susser Tod in the topic? <skyknyt> to be as depressing as possible for when Shel comes in, of course <GamInTheCity> Oh, of course <skyknyt> torturing people when they're down is a sign of respect and friendship <skyknyt> much like gouging expletives on the side of another's vehicle with your key. <GamInTheCity> You mean Friendship Marks?
<screamingholt> At that stage was n6r0a33y -5ng5ng 6f 00y d5a3 6n s60e 06f6s 'scr-[t 0eds and weed <screamingholt> Damn...Fn key <redcloud> ROFL.. i thought that was an attempt at 1337 speak :P <redcloud> i was trying to interpret it :)
<Merl>: So I suppose you're going to change the world, huh? Make it a pure Utopia with no war <Merl>: hunger or pain? <lyndak>: I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
<Nastard> hey everyone, quick poll <Nastard> raise your hand if you ever want to have sex again <Nastard> keep it up if you realistically expect it to happen <ziz> move it up and down quickly if you don't
<Kristy> "You attempt to kick a hobgoblin, but miss." <Kristy> :( <Kosta> hahahaha level 1 <Kosta> You have been killed by a stick of butter
< kara> Take Highway 40 West to the Clayton-Skinker Exit. Turn right and at the third stoplight turn left onto Forsyth Blvd. The campus is on your right and Olin Library is in the center of campus. < kara> ack, sorry < BB> doesnt bother me, i'm just wondering where i'm goin ;)
<setzer> i just did the most disgusting thing I have ever done <setzer> i was fapping <setzer> and I wiped it on the dish towel <Miroku> loser <Miroku> were u in the kitchen <setzer> no <setzer> i ran to the kitchen <setzer> I didnt have my wipey sock <setzer> i had already finished <setzer> i just wiped the after-product on our dish towel <Miroku> dunt tell anyone <Miroku> and see what happens <setzer> im not going to