<Xavier> Stop poking me * Zsparke jabs her sharp fingernails into Xavier's arm repeatedly <Xavier> hey, that hurts * Zsparke eats rice and continues to jab Xavier's arm <Xavier> it's all your fault. when i bleed, i'm blaming you. <Zsparke> it's not /my/ fault you've got blood. * Zsparke snarfs her rice
<superghos> i'm gonna go hug my dad just so i can see the "christ, is he gay?" face
<[ryan]WIN> i should go up to like <[ryan]WIN> the special ed class <[ryan]WIN> and find one of those hot retards <[ryan]WIN> cuz involuntary drooling makes for good oral
<kyhm> Let's just say "arting" doesn't make a good verb... ^_^ * Superkuh is still laughing. <Ezelek> How about stabbing? <kyhm> stabbing makes a great verb... <Kestenvarn> How about stabbed as an adjective? <kyhm> As in, "I'm feeling stabbed today?" Doesn't do it for me... <Kestenvarn> I'm rather stabbed you would say such a shocking thing. <kyhm> Stab it all, why doesn't this stabbed thing work? <Kestenvarn> I'm stabbed. Why? <kyhm> Stab me... ^_^ <Kestenvarn> Well, go stab yourself! <Ezelek> Note to self: Don't let any of them near words. Of any kind.
Tom says: It got frightening quite a few times. Tom says: Eh, it was a learning experience. Ash072 says: I see...do you still feel bad about knocking up the retarded chick? Ash072 says: hello? Tom says:Oh, sorry. Tom says:Which one? Ash072 says: That's my boy...can't even remember all the retarded chicks he' Ash072 says: he's slept with Tom says: Hey, if they don't remember, neither will I. Ash072 says: Thank god for that drug!
<Shounen-chan> seriously, he's such a fuckwit. <Shounen-chan> it's hidden behind what at times can pass for wit and charm, though. <POINGjam> I see. <POINGjam> He chops the fuck off the wit. <Shounen-chan> no, he just uses a well placed curtain to draw attention away from the fuck.. <Shounen-chan> smoke and mirrors are too advanced for him. <POINGjam> Pay no attention to the fuck behind the curtain.
<jent> cuz it hates you <jent> thats what i always blame my problems on <PC^God> unix is user friendly. It's just picky about who it calls its friends
<8trac> Is it my fault if I think humanity is best seen through a sniper scope?
<@Awt> 15 years for 3066 counts of accessory to murder? WTF <XDice> yeh, he missed that 3,067th strike law. <frash> hahaha
[20:21] <cooldaw13> 2nd Hint: 176* 30.0 secs & 12 Points Remaining [20:22] <cooldaw13> 3rd Hint: 176* 15.0 secs & 6 Points Remaining [20:22] <StealthStalker> 1760 <StealthStalker> 1761 <StealthStalker> 1762 <StealthStalker> i give up <cooldaw13> Times up! The answer was -> 1763 <- <StealthStalker> OMG
<+TreeSquid> From: "Lots_Of_Lobster@I-Like_Lobster" <+TreeSquid> Subject: Click here for chance to win 50 lbs.of lobster! <+TreeSquid> what the fuck, lobster spam?!
<kisama_> http://www.washu.org/cosplay/kat09/ katsucon-09-042.jpg <kisama_> AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LET FAT GIRLS NEAR A MAI COSTUME <DrNick668> i try not to let fat girls near anything, but its physically impossible. they're closer to everyting by default
<mindfuck> root@black-jes:/etc/mail# man how to get laid <mindfuck> No manual entry for how <mindfuck> No manual entry for to <mindfuck> No manual entry for get <mindfuck> No manual entry for laid <mindfuck> root@black-jes:/etc/mail# <mindfuck> <|:] <Nikita> sucks <Nikita> see if there is an RFC for that <Nikita> maybe a mini HOW-TO or something...
<b1u3> we got this admin dance that never fails to eventually resurrect a crashed database server
<herze> miss pearl <herze> my love for you is like diherrea <helpimarock> what <herze> i just cant hold it in <madpunk-nap> omg <helpimarock> ahhhhhhhhh <madpunk-nap> that would alomst be elite <helpimarock> thats the sweetest thing ive ever heard <madpunk-nap> if i didnt have to do with poop <herze> haha <herze> madpunk, even stevie wonder could see the beauty in you <herze> i have a few more <madpunk-nap> i dont want to know, im going back to sleep <herze> you have over 200 bones in your body... want another? <herze> lets play army, ill lay on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me
<just_shoot_me> you kno what the worst skool subject in the world is??? <Star_Princess> just_shoot_me english?
<Clecky> hey <SargeZT> Hey <SargeZT> SEX? <Clecky> sure * Clecky sex * SargeZT sex <SargeZT> Done <SargeZT> Cya <Clecky> bye
(peer is an op on IRCNet #mirc...) * Rose_w (~Personal@c-134-84-89.f.dial.de.ignite.net) has joined #mirc <Rose_w> *** [10054] Connection reset by peer It's no Joke more <Rose_w> I can't smile about this <@Zardos> The server calls all clients for peers - thus the peer the message refers to is actually your own client. <@Zardos> What probably happens is, that your connection to the server has problems. <@Shustrik> no, actually it's Your client who refers to the server as the peer; ) <@Zardos> either your isp or someone else on the network - perhaps the irc server itself.. <Rose_w> so you mean that i can chat without proplens <@peer> Rose_w, you want my address? <Rose_w> peer i want an Answer <eina> geez this sounds way to serious and i no be undrestanding anything so alhoa <@peer> <-- scared <@Shustrik> Rose_w if You think peer is abusing Your connection, You can contact IRC ops for help <@Zardos> as I have explained to Rose_w, we have tried to talk you out of disconnecting people.. <Rose_w> i want only chat without problems you unterstand ;) <Rose_w> i have this server so long and i haven't this problems till today <Rose_w> just a moment please <Rose_w> Hello Peer. I would like gladly unimpaired chat. But if you always do not break my connection off go that. I apologize also for itwhich I was so sour. You must understand me. It nervt if you to start continuously again must. <Rose_w> my Gramatikal is so terible sorry <Ace_DK> [21:47:48] * YaN- (plotkin@bzq-70-4.red.bezeqint.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) - you think that is peer to? <Rose_w> yes i think so isn't it ...
< AxisV> thinking of a shuttle motherboard too is shuttle any good < Lion-O> AxisV: and what exactly does this got to do with Linux ? <@Shadur> No, shuttles explode.
<Graceless> I've learned that I cannot make someone love me. All I can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
(@OriX): "Shaggy, you Scoob and Velma go downstairs and check the basement; Daphne and I'll go upstairs and check the bedrooms". (@OriX): Freddy, you magnificent bastard.
<[ccp]Gib_Omelet|work> i know one mac user. he says if i keep teasing him, he's gonna call the other 6 and beat me up
AdamGoods> A seagull just took my sandwich! AdamGoods> brb!!!! AdamGoods> Ok, we're good now. I traded it some tylenol for my sandwich back. AdamGoods> Wait, this isn't mayo!!! AdamGoods> Nobody say anything. AdamGoods> I'm a one man show. AdamGoods> I'm a one man band. I can walk in my corduroys and play the kazoo! AdamGoods> Ziddlelum Zum Zuuuuum ZEEP! Fink-Ployd has quit IRC (QUIT: Stealing in the name of the lord.) AdamGoods> No, don't leave! I was just kdding!! I get why your name is so funny! AdamGoods> *kidding AdamGoods> whew. that was close. didn't want you guys to think that I couldn't spell kidding AdamGoods> *kdding uni2> £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ KiKAzZ> AdamGoods..... KiKAzZ> wtf is wrong with yo KiKAzZ> you* AdamGoods> Oh...phew. AdamGoods> I thought you were asking me what's wrong with yo. I have no problem with the aforementioned Spanish pronoun/ ebonic salutation.
<sirex> is there an enlightenment key sequence to run a command without a shell? <Ralp> Probably <sirex> thanks ralp <Ralp> I'm here to help! <Ralp> Wait, no I'm not, I'm here to avoid the drudgery of my real life and wallow in denial.
( +la_haine ) some bloke just turned up at my office saying he was here for an interview with the BBC ( mademoiselle ) wtf ( +la_haine ) that's what I said ( _seb_ ) do you work at the bbc? ( +la_haine ) well, no ( +la_haine ) hence my confusion ( mademoiselle ) it would have been even funnier if you were in taiwan ( _seb_ ) ah then i can see how you would be confused ( +seraph ) ROFL ( +la_haine ) it's like 'sorry, I think you're in the wrong city' ( mademoiselle ) hehe ( +la_haine ) 'there's no BBC here' ( +la_haine ) 'you want London - about 2 hours that way'
<timmo> i need to learn the piano part to <timmo> journey - faithfully <Mutation> heh, never heard of that, whats the genre? <McMoo> you've never heard of journey? <Mutation> they could be only american.... <Mutation> and havn't tried to go international yet
<Apollo-> 12,000 tourists went to Antarctica in 2000 <eclypse> why the hell would you want to go there ;) <eclypse> "WOW, its insanely cold and very white." <eclypse> "if you look to your left you see some snow, to the right, some snow, behind us, a bigass piece of ice." <eclypse> "and if you look around you you'll see several more complete morons who paid about what you did to see this shit"
<shigelojoe>Y'know, the NAACP is always complaining about how black unemployment is up half the time <shigelojoe>but if you think about it, the last time there were no unemployed black people in America, they didn't have benefits to go with it <shigelojoe>like freedom, for instance
<Imajin> I bet you havent heard of Hingham MA either. <Foom> no, but i've heard of MA. <||bass> ive seen MA on the map.... <||bass> it's purple! <||bass> :D
<jGoo> i wish when you guessed a channels key it didnt say (need correct key), i recon it should say things like (warmer) (WARMER) (HOT!!) <jGoo> .....? <jGoo> does this nick make me look fat?
<IndianElvis>: I AM NOT TALKING LOUD I AM JUST USED TO THIS , I AM A COBOL PROGRAMMER
<[ _Bender_ ]> Guys, I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002... Can I still install that this year?
<CommanderStab> I once knew a guy who impersonated a teenage girl on the Internet <CommanderStab> He tricked married men into believing he was a 14 year old Swedish girl and then said that "she'd like to get a call from him but Dad woudl get suspicious if he heard the phone ring". <CommanderStab> So they'd give him their phone number and he'd use it to trace their addresses down and find out information about them. <CommanderStab> Then he'd blackmail them into giving him their bank account details. <heythere> ... did he get caught? ^^" <CommanderStab> Apparantely the cops came around a couple of times investigating him. He always told the cops that he had got the information pretending to be a 14 year old girl that the men had wanted to get in contact with. <CommanderStab> Apparantely nobody ever pressed further charges =D <heythere> damn ... i gotta try that!
<ziz> i wrote a haiku <ziz> but it is not very good <ziz> so i won't share it <Nastard> i wrote one myself <Nastard> it is much better than yours <Nastard> i should write some more
<downizzlslopizl> i vote for steve erwin for the internet's patron saint <DrFurious> i nominate hitler <DrFurious> saint hitler <beej> ... <beej> well he did kill millions of the religious opposition <beej> I guess <DrFurious> yeah <beej> if you wanna look at it that way <DrFurious> and he stopped the depression <beej> there is that <downizzlslopizl> he almost got rid of those dirty jews <beej> he revived the german furnace indistry <downizzlslopizl> omg bj <DrFurious> haha <downizzlslopizl> that was the msot horrible thing <DrFurious> haha <downizzlslopizl> i ever heard <downizzlslopizl> rofl <DrFurious> his freezing experiments furthered science in leaps and bounds
<SirTimbly> Does it say something about me when my idea of a peaceful evening is when I'm curled up in front of the warm glow of a CRT with a good PDF?
<DrNick668> i was clever enough to flush a condom in a toilet and now if i look down the drain in my bathroom there is a condom snagged on something hanging halfway down the hole <DrNick668> i can't move it <Livewireo> drain the toilet and dig it out <c-rOCK> fuck that <c-rOCK> eat some burritos <c-rOCK> attack with force.
<Jordan> You know.. this is going to sound silly, but I've always wanted to be Knighted by the Queen of England.. ever since I was a kid. <Jordan> says: because.. I figured it'd be the closest I'd ever get to becoming a Jedi. <Jordan> *nods* <jagyd> god save the queen
<Du`ranain> I HAVE A DREAM <Du`ranain> and no, it's not racial equality <Du`ranain> thats fairly unanimous hopefully <Kap`n_Kakakaway> one day...nation...etc <Kap`n_Kakakaway> is your dream about carebears on motorcycles with chains and leather jackets like my friend ryan's dream?
«RazoR»: Hey, ZP, you there? «RazoR»: you suck cocks Zerg_Predator: yeah Zerg_Predator: hey! Zerg_Predator: damn laggy modem Zerg_Predator: I was answering to the quetion «RazoR»: you suck cocks is not a question «RazoR»: It's a fact
<Chamelion> im horny, time for IRC sex * Chamelion has left #Overclockers * Chamelion has joined #Overclockers * Chamelion has left #Overclockers * Chamelion has joined #Overclockers * Chamelion has left #Overclockers * Chamelion has joined #Overclockers <Chamelion> splurt <Chamelion> :P <Forraje> i hate you <PaulzY> did we have to witness that <Chamelion> sorry :( <PaulzY> go work on your stamina
<Lazzay> I'm 14 ^_^ <nem-x> Yes, Lazzay is FOURTEEN, artt.. * Arttemis kills nem <Arttemis> I can look at the menu, I just can't order, bitch. <D> You can't even look at the menu. <Arttemis> Sure I can. <Arttemis> As long as no one sees me. <D> You've got to stand outside the restaurant and smoke a cigarette. <D> Otherwise you'll be arrested for loitering in a school zone. <Arttemis> stop abusing my metaphor. It's fragile.
<kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Pedophilia) Stop touching my thing. Your hands are rough and calloused. I am only six. <kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Slashdot.org) I've Got A Cool Site. What The Fuck? So Much Traffic! Now My Server's Down.
<Yup> did we ever figure out what the opposite of asian was <Mardom> wouldnt black be opposite? <Mardom> because they have big penises and are dumb
<Dzza> i sometimes roleplay as a ninja <Dzza> i wasnt very popular in highschool =/