<MrMaddog> Hairy men and eggs does not a porn make :P <Rucas> You've never been to Germany, have you?
<ap0c> i'm building a computer out of the remnants of the Columbia. <ap0c> it's gonna crash a lot <ap0c> buh dum tssh <xenu-> lmao
<fubar> We have a town called "Gay Head, MA" <fubar> There's a town in Wisconsin named Spread Eagle <fubar> There's a town in South Carolina named Sugar Tit <Jagfire> I like gay head better <fubar> I'm sure you do
<Twingy> but I don't see the reason for sending so many troops over when they can do it autonomously <DooD> because <DooD> the troops are bored <DooD> we gotta let them out to rape a third world country every once in a while <Twingy> seriously, I'm beginning to think so <skymoosUK> sick DooD <DooD> i meant rape in a figurative drop-bombs-on-your-ass-and-piss-on-your-corpse sense. <skymoosUK> oh, thats okay then, i thought you meant sexual and stuff
<Mojokoko> phew... just jogged .6th of a mile <@SJr> Mojokoko is that 1 and 2/3 miles? <MarysKid> math not your major SJr? <@SJr> actually it is :) <MarysKid> LOL <MarysKid> um... OK <@SJr> that could mean 60% a mile, which would be wierd, or more accurately 1/.6 <@SJr> which works out to 5/3 <@SJr> since when someone says they jogged a 6th of a mile they jogged 1/6 miles, a 10th of a mile is 1/10 miles. So it strikes me that .6th of a mile is 1/.6 <Mojokoko> bah... <Mojokoko> ill kick your mensa ass to alaska
<Mullet_Man> its so retarded when people r trying to type lots of !!!'s <Mullet_Man> there all like "yeah...im so cool!!1!~1`~!" <Mullet_Man> i mean, is it really that damned hard to type "!!!!1"
<myne> has anyone else seen the mpeg of tubgirl? <myne> It is the closest I have ever come to throwing up on a screen <myne> it is sooo much wronger than the jpeg <myne> it was in my sisters inbox of all places <@toe2toe> a) you dont have a sister <@toe2toe> b) you ARE a sister <@toe2toe> c) i hate you <myne> I'll opt for C as it is the most correct answer <@toe2toe> they werent options
<rastakid> Geez .. I really should stop with computers. I wrote a valentine card, and signed it with "H4ppy V4l3nt1n3" ..
<VodkaV> lol, french tanks have six gears, 5 reverse, and one forward in case they are ever attacked from behind
<willo> how the hell do you submit sites to google anymore <ogw-iii> google for it
<Ludious> I think it's delightfully ironic that the aisle across from the valentines stuff at Walmart features family size bottles of vaseline.
<[--S--]> we drove past your house last night owen <an|man|ac> i thought they only took the garbage on fridays
<WerdPerfect> whats up with indian people and java <WerdPerfect> its like mexicans and yardwork <WerdPerfect> wtf <CrotchCapers> hHAHHWFRHAWH)R*@
<@niko> vox : i have inadvor zim for u when u want? <@vox> is it on ur laptop? <@niko> no, its in that media form call 'cd's <@vox> bring d cds to me whenevr <@vox> lik 2morrO <@niko> k <@vox> lt <@vox> m 2 bz 2 typ all lttrz <@vox> bz bz bz <@vox> u r not imprtnt enuff 4 all lttrz <@niko> ur a fag
<Pyrate> I was downloading a hentai game, but it was slowing down my Harry Potter download, so I canceled it... I think I may be a little retarded
<railed> this channel is like an escher drawing <railed> we're all condescending assholes, but nobody's at the bottom
<CapnHardcastle> do the ppl on bash.org randomly move from chat server to chat server taking ppl's comments out of context or do they sit on just one server?
<@slippy> Interests: Computers: Cyberculture, Hobbies: Literature, Science: Physics, Space: Star-Trek <@slippy> doesn't bode well for her dress size
<KiloStar> I could probably get away with making $usedesign =
$sidebar for the moment
<KiloStar> heh
<ShyAway> $usedesign=false :O
<KiloStar> that would screw it up a bit
<KiloStar> unless I made it if (!$usedesign) $usedesign =
"default"
<KiloStar> and then youd be pwned
<ShyAway> $usedesign="incorrectvalue"
<KiloStar> if (!file_exists("$pathtokajar$usedesign"))
$usedesign = "default"
<KiloStar> mwahaha
<ShyAway> $usedesign=default
<DartHomework> wow, it's like the Dueling Banjos of nerds
<Logic_BomB> oddest thing said to me all day, i tell a friend not to use plethora in his introduction cause its too wordy sound and he tells me: <Logic_BomB> Don't make me open a plethora of cans all which contain some whup-ass
<palos> i loved electives cause there were actually girls in them, oh and they were really easy :) <blindwork> the girls or the classes? <palos> yes
<ex-machina> I had to change rooms at my hotel. You know you spend too long online when you laugh at the fact that you got moved from 1024 to 768.
<Perrin> I really need a back neonazi techno <Perrin> er <ToasterThief> ... <Perrin> -neonazi techno +massage <Perrin> c&p is not my friend.
<thenanny> What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating across the room? <thenanny> Drop it nigger!
<b1u3> i know the movie was written by a guy who knew nothing about computers, who wanted to make a movie about computers <b1u3> but it has its points <daenonok> should have frat brothers over and watch hackers the movie, and every time they make shit up, you drink a shot <daenonok> you'd be passed out in twenty mins <b1u3> yea but they got that worldwide virus on one floppy disk, and it had a fucking sidekick virus to distract people <b1u3> you got people these days like 'yo i just pulled these leet kiddie sploits together into one bad mutha, the fifth cd is half burned!'
<xenophile> ugh plane has a flat fire, we're going to be very very late <@jwz> make sure they check the heat tiles too
<WookieJHWH> tA-Kane to fixe IE on mac, add the line U$3R= 1d10t in the default HTML file.
<@X-G> ownage is such a capitalistic term. <@X-G> YOUR ASS WILL BE EVENLY DISTRIBUTED TO THE PEOPLE BASED ON NEED!!11~
<Typhon> 1 4m @n 31337 H@X0r 4nd I OwNz0R 4t kW4k3 3 4REN@. Fe4r My m4d $K1llS, D0odZ <xr> Typhon: you own at quake e arena ?
<lildaemon> every girl i meet and talk to ..so far ..(about mental disabilities).. like personality ones <lildaemon> they all seem to have one <lildaemon> my brief analysis concludes that all girls have issues because of me <lildaemon> men*
(doggie^): i cant believe you're getting a new mobile number rather than do work (doggie^): i applaud you (slippy): lol (slippy): it's not worth the money (slippy): like that chap who had the WinME machine with the virus (slippy): two days later he called again (doggie^): rofl (slippy): "i opened the virus email again and i'm infected again" (slippy): <HangUp>
<AT-afk> fuckin dog just ate my mom's dentures <AT-afk>whoa is she pissed () <AT-afk>i think so neway...kinda hard to understand her on the phone with them out
<_DeViL_kDs> me need help, how do me use flash???? <_DeViL_kDs> i have macromedia flash but cant find where to put the ftp details into it
<fiveiron> you porn addicted freaks <fiveiron> porn rots your mind <la_haine> course it doesn't <la_haine> you're thinking of TV <fiveiron> no, i'm thinking of porn <fiveiron> no wait...that didnt sound right...
<Dayv> I tell you, nothing works up an appetite like committing serious tax fraud. <Dayv> wrong window, ignore
<Dayv> It's amazing how many interesting games come out of Germany that are actually written for adults with IQs above the subnormal range. <DJTodd> How else are we supposed to train the master race? <DJTodd> Uh... You didn't hear that. <DJTodd> I know nothing! NOTHING!
<koitsu> you know you're doomed when a COMPUTER matches you up with a she-male.
<Kythren> I think it would be hilarious if North Korea decided to launch a pre-emptive attack on the US while we're busy messing around with Iraq. <Ryuujin> Kythren, NK has already warned they will <Ryuujin> if the US doesn't stop shoving their troops into south korea <Kythren> Coming soon from Jerry "I love explosions" Bruckheimer: <Kythren> Pearl Harbor II : North Korea Strikes First! <Ryuujin> Pearl Harbor III: We really should have seen it coming after the last two times <Silence> If that wasn't so serious it might even be funny <Kythren> Eh, I'll probably still be laughing about it when I'm being dragged up against the wall by their troops.
<@pc|dogg> I'm using a file search engine, looking for the wonderful 6-movement "Dona Nobis Pacem" by Vaughan Williams. The only result it comes up with is (no joke) <@pc|dogg> "Donald duck gets a blow job.wma"
<ZBZZN> BUKKAKE! <ZBZZN> I yelled that in class <ZBZZN> and ppl went like "WTF" <Killrbyte> I once had a guy yell out "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!" in the middle of a test. <Killrbyte> Then the guy next to him said "SHIT! I didn't think you'd actually do it!" as he whipped out a $20 bill and handed it over.
<MogKnight> I need a button that makes me go forward in time <@Ushi> They have that. <@Ushi> It's called liqour.
<Null> hittman <Hittman> hi Null <Null> you are a load that should have been swallowed ;/ <rb_> 20 bucks says he doesnt get it <Null> i see your 20 and raise you 20 <Hittman> load <Hittman> ? <rb_> YES!!! <rb_> I WIN
<DCGrendel> i spent 8hrs today doing evil code to do evil things i dont really understand <ragnarok2040> you work for microsoft?
<@Jaxxin> your momma's so fat, I want to have sex with her and not tell anyone else :(
<Smmenen> Rakso, as a law student, how can it possibly help you to be so exaggerating <Tristal> Do you even know what lawyers DO?
* H0merTax (~FathrBake@ool-4355ba4b.dyn.optonline.net) has joined <H0merTax> hello, does anyone know what it means when it says "need correct key to join a channel"? <@Opeeo> to fix it type /quit special key *** H0merTax has left IRC (special key) * H0merTax (~FathrBake@ool-4355ba4b.dyn.optonline.net) has joined <H0merTax> hey i tried that and it kicked me off? id really appriciater help <@Opeeo> try /quit special key 2 <H0merTax> where dop i type ot in... the window that says where i connect? <@Opeeo> yeah bro <H0merTax> thanx *** H0merTax has left IRC (special key 2) * Opeeo sets mode: +b *!*@ool-4355ba4b.dyn.optonline.net
<+an_ass733> Hey guys I have someting interesing to tell <+an_ass733> I went to a chinese restaurant for lunch today <+an_ass733> The fortune cookie said "A successful life comes from a life of virtue and hard work." <+an_ass733> On the back were the lottery numbers.
<KKK> hey guys check this out, i can say all the banned words, and not get banned, look <KKK> FUCK YOU MYDOWNLOADER KAZZA XDCCSPY CRITEN INSIDERZ * dv sets mode: +b *!*@52DF899E39.addictz.net * KKK was kicked by dv (banned: Repeated Offence, No Caps! 5min ban)
<StreaK> fuck im in a lot of channels * Volt|Sleep does a whois a StreaK <Volt|Sleep> StreaK is on #3drealms @#incest_r_us @# animalphilia @#fecalphilia @#luvn_lambs_rule @#mom-fuck-movies #disney_pics <StreaK> WTF <StreaK> i thought i had ops in disney_pics
<citizenh8> bubb rubb jacked my GC game <citizenh8> its been held up in Oakland for 4 days now