<@Mike> OMG <@Mike> I just got a security alert <@Mike> MY COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS!!!!!!! <@Mike> OMFG <@Mike> what do I do????????? * @Mike clicks the helpful lil message <@Mike> oooh look. A purple monkey wants to sell me a firewall
<z8ball> ive been sitting here for 30 mins trying to get ppp going in fbsd <z8ball> just realised i only have 1 phone line <z8ball> and im using it
<+|neo|> FUCK!!!!!!!!! <+|neo|> fucking donut <+|neo|> this is gay <+|neo|> i bit my lip while eating this donut <+|neo|> hurt like a bitch <+|neo|> bout 5 secs later i bit it in the same place again <+|neo|> then it started bleeding <@Decco> lol <+|neo|> then about 20 secs ago i bit the same part again <sic6sic> neo....dont move <sic6sic> just....dont move
<fallenMeSsIAH> damn cops, they piss me off, SHE Wanted to have sex infront of the police station not me, i am an unwilling participant, charge her for rape if it will get me out of a indecent exposure charge <BenZor> fallenMeSsIAH: you got laid... consider it a miracle
<Assid> ack <Assid> something not right here <Assid> 1:58am up 1 day, 19:16, 2 users, load average: 149.20, 123.73, 57.51
<SirLudicrus> What are those hats that have beer can mounts on each side called? <Kurin> Stupid
<chuffy> this is fucked <chuffy> i left my blinds open <chuffy> and i woke up <chuffy> and im sunburnt
<kuribo> i guess if i spent less time deathmatching i'd have a woman <kuribo> but deathmatching is free <kuribo> fragging > sex <WildPegasus> Fragging is kind of like sex. If you do them right, goo goes everywhere. <kuribo> pretty much, peg... and just like sex, after you're done fragging, you can just leave the server if you want, or stick around for another round
* Apollo- pokes IceKarma * IceKarma pokes Apollo- back * Apollo- i spoked <Apollo-> s/i/is/ <Apollo-> s/spoked/poked/ <Apollo-> s/Apollo- i spoked/Apollo is drunk/
<Dramon_Killer> i watch gay porn <Dramon_Killer> err <Dramon_Killer> i meant to say im secure in my sexuality <Dramon_Killer> like, secure enough to watch it, masturbate and still like chicks
<@trizzo:#nanog> if you cant knock the bottom out, knock the fuck out of the sides
<ZiR0> damn <ZiR0> whenever i clean my glasses, my monitor becomes dirty as hell
<Cold_n_Alone> oh yea.. remember that one pretty girl i said i was talking to in emails and staring at in class? i asked her about masterbation habits and.. she isnt talking to me anymore :/
(m-femme): my ass is too big for hotpants haha (m-femme): its my muscle...i have too much ass muscle.. (m-femme): haha (doggie^): lol ([olly]): stop using it to talk then
<_Obi-Wan_> so what should we discuss? <Liquid> ....hmm....Ebonics! <_Obi-Wan_> ebonics? <Andy_Hock> The disease?
<Tarkaan> Gerbil, I've spent the past three months and about $10,000 preparing for this fucking war <Tarkaan> although the majority of that was buying property in Canada <Tarkaan> But I also got a camp stove
(Craig): watching something on suicide bombers on discovery (doggie^): lol (doggie^): wonder how they managed that (doggie^): not many people to interview or anything
<tsb^blah|fx> beer will get you laid everytime <tsb^blah|fx> maybe not with an attractive woman <tsb^blah|fx> or maybe not even a woman at all <tsb^blah|fx> but you won't know the difference
(cutey) what you upto, cmang (cmang) cutey: Nothing much. :) Just squeaking. (cmang) And waiting for an email response from my employeer (cmang) to find out if I get to go to work today. Hmm. (cutey) :] (cmang) cutey: Nothing too interesting, really. How about yourself? ;) (cutey) :> (kyr) you DO realize you speak to a bot, right? (cmang) :( (cmang) I'm going to cry salt mines now.
<@madCoder> now its time for me to go raid my roommates food <@madCoder> :D <@iota> lol <@ploppity`away> lol mad * @iota has a huge chest freezer with some goodies <@iota> come raid it <@ploppity`away> iota: pm <@madCoder> :O <@iota> i just got a bunch of buy one get one free ice cream too <@JaZz0r> eyes are blurry <@JaZz0r> [Sat:3:41:13a] * iota has a huge chest <@ploppity`away> woah <@JaZz0r> did you say anything after that? <@madCoder> lmao <@iota> FREEZER <@JaZz0r> "with some goodies"?
Sway21: dude frondz how do you type so fast Frondz: It's not something I'm proud of. Sway21: why's that Frondz: It's detrimental to masturbation. Sway21: .. guess i should stop asking so many questions
<DJDevil-San> i currently have no CDBurner/copier/etc....and is it possible to download the drivers and stuff and my CD drive becomes one?
<Nikita> we got like a foot of snow today <Nikita> it sucked --> stef (vix@staff.root.gg) has joined #lameindustries --- LameServ gives channel half-operator status to stef <Nikita> i shoveled the driveway and the stairs <Iced_Eyes> hehe <Iced_Eyes> i only got about 4 and 1/2 inches <stef> argh! stupid dialup <Rav3n> i remeber the good old days <Rav3n> when i used to say that <Rav3n> heh <Nikita> stupid dialupt or only 4.5 inches?
<saxxonpike> in the restroom in a walmart once, i shouted really loudly "DAMN THIS WATERS COLD" and i heard a plop in the next stall and he said "yeah, it's cold over here too"
[hardlined] someone give me a phone number (timmo) 867-5309 [hardlined] area code? (timmo) 801 [hardlined] whats the name "we" should as for (timmo) jenny [hardlined] ;-) [hardlined] the subscriber u have dialed is not in service
<@Guyver3> im going to go chug nyquil and call it a day <Shanks> :( <@Guyver3> sorry <@Guyver3> i meant <@Guyver3> im going to go chug nyquil and methadone and demerol and smoke pot, and call it a day since im so hardcore
<ihatestan> god I hate my little brother <ihatestan> its my mothers birthday and I got her a Amethyst necklace <ihatestan> than out of no where my brother goes "mom has +3 strengh"
<Hiroe> I want to create a new doll toy for kids <Hiroe> called "Jersey Baby" <Hiroe> Idea being, it screams endlessly, until you wrap it in plastic to silence it and throw it away
(@CadWork) for a long time listening to snoop dogg when I was young I was like, wtf is that (@CadWork) now when I hear them say words I don't know the meaning off, I just assume it's drugs
<jcarle> We don't have SATs in canada. <jcarle> All our words stop at 6 letters.
<1stStrike> is everything in britian closed on a saturday or something? <Jericho24.> at 6pm, yes <1stStrike> well it's only 1 pm <Jericho24.> as u just said urself... B R I T A I N <1stStrike> oh wait
<Slyder> I think i found what i am going to buy <Slyder> http://www.futureshop.ca/catalog/proddetail.asp?sku_id= 0665000FS10006972& catid=10220&logon=&langid=EN&dept=1&WLBS=fsweb6&MSCSProfile= 04F5E73718534B93F3C511 B6289DBD5550C54405B2BE30A52CB53ABFF8716E7FE52D9C5C57B21A5894C6A6E05467561C22530DBF 981DF35CB5F364A5C835B6B7135EA94E78B9705B401CC5D977D837F3C134AC33E90B98115492CDA152 3C33E076FB2030322CB217386F89CB622647687BDD9F8FE7C5E5FF <Slyder> thoughts? <Hadaken> Get a shorter URL
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<hans> Impersonating another individual on the Internet is not only against our rules but it is also against the law. It constitutes and falls under Identity Theft and/or Fraud. Furthermore there are other laws specifically regarding impersonation on the Internet that also apply to it. <hans> 0_o *** hans is now known as Tiger_Woods <Tiger_Woods> someone want to play golf?
Dutchman: I admit ignorance, I have no idea what a Dirty Sanchez is but thats the name of my fantasy football league
+|+ [PIT]Kabar has joined #linux < [PIT]Kabar> ok i got a dumb question < [PIT]Kabar> <-- linux newb (+soroh6) well (+soroh6) we don't allow dumb questions (+soroh6) sorry. < [PIT]Kabar> bah usless < [PIT]Kabar> some great community +|+ [PIT]Kabar has left #linux [] (+soroh6) HAHAHA (+soroh6) omg
<@red_solar> ircN[moo]/boxstats: [uptime: 2w 23h 36m 42s record: 2w 23h 38m 43s] <@shawn> 12:41AM up 33 days, 5:21, 1 user, load averages: 0.01, 0.00, 0.00 <@red_solar> Uptime for redsolar-unix.mchsi.com (OpenBSD 3.2): 5:38PM up 26 days, 22:55, 0 users, load averages: 1.07, 1.09, 1.08 <@SQFreak> uptime(win2k): win(1d 22h 53m 17s) serv(21m 14s) today(4h 45m 6s) xirc(30m 1s) best(1d 22h 53m 4s) < m0use> i think my workstation is up 47 now <+[nobong]> Linux nebula 2.4.18-14 #1 Wed Sep 4 13:35:50 EDT 2002 i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux <+[nobong]> 6:13pm up 33 days, 20:07, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00 <@shawn> darn [nobong], beat me :P <@Tecky> stupid fucks ... stop with the my dick is bigger cuz i got a longer uptime bs <@Tecky> =-] < m0use> its not about size.. its about how long you keep it up
<Cypher_Dyne> I feel like ipizza tonight. <Nakoo> Ipizza? <[Smoke]> That's the pizza for Mac users <[Smoke]> iPizza <[Smoke]> It's semi-transparent and comes in at least 5 colors <[Smoke]> Also, iPizza is in no way compatible with your current pizza cutting tools
<Lady> wat does your nick mean or stand for <Gandalf> you serious? <Lady> wat i say <Gandalf> I just can't believe that you don't know where Gandalf comes from <Lady> sorry i'm way behind you lovey <Gandalf> it's ok.. do you watch porn? <Lady> not that much <Gandalf> oh ok.. it's the name of a porn star <-- Lady has quit (Quit: Leaving)
(@f00kaG0at) im still trying to figure out how to get to minesweeper (@f00kaG0at) in xp (@Yemen) :D (@f00kaG0at) goddamn new start menu (@Yemen) yeh (@Yemen) it confused me for a couple of days too (@f00kaG0at) ive had it 5 months (@Yemen) oh (@Yemen) ^_^