<trollusk_zzz> ha ha slip <trollusk_zzz> i have two quotes on bash and what do you have? a hot girlfriend and a promising sports career! SUCKER
<markogogo> :( <markogogo> I try and try and try.... <markogogo> ... and nothing comes out of it. <Yellow-Snow> try using the other hand mark
<Aiwa> I might be writing an editorial about the state of NASCAR and what led to Dale Earnhardt's death... <Graphic_V> I'm guessing the wall.
<Lincoln`s_Wax> Liberal Arts Quantum Physics: Light's damned fast and not everything is as it seems. Space is funny like that. The end.
<JakBauer> oh thats right, we could only use 8 char nicks on efnet. <CactusJac> 9 chars <kuribo> cactus... <kuribo> you're on altnet now <kuribo> JUST ADD THE FREAKING K <CactusJac> no <kuribo> ADD IT <CactusJac> OK *** CactusJac is now known as CacktusJac
<CyniKaL> id pretend I was gay to be the fluffer for a porn movie... <Kohn|watching|eating> Fluffer: person that sucks the cocks when they go limp during a porn movie
<urandom> hrm...do you have kids? <RangerRick> nope <urandom> route add -host 192.168.0.5 gw 127.0.0.1 <--- It's comes to this, the only way I can get them to do their chores
<Slicer> Its funny how the thought of sucking on a wet sock makes me feel sick to my stomach <Slicer> and the thought of sucking on a dick, disturbingly enough, doesn't. <Red> ...
[Tom] That was unexpected [Tom] I was playing with my pen [Tom] And it just exploded [ReDeeMeR] Quite the contrary; usually if you 'play' with your 'pen' enough, it will 'explode'
<Dezmo> man, a coworker of mine had a blind date, so I offered to call him right after he met her so if she was ugly he could act like some emergency had come up and had to go <Dezmo> so I call, and she answers the phone "is this the emergency phone call in case I'm a skank?"
<Tommy^> anybody know if u can download win98 second edition for free if you allready own 98 <Tommy^> cant seem to find it on microsoft site
<Knives> YOUR RADIO IS BROKEN <Knives> I DEMAND A REFUCK <Knives> . <Knives> REFUND
[ @K` ] rac00n: remember the whole noah and the arc story ? [ @rac00n ] u mean the one where they couldnt fit my beast inside the arc? [ @K` ] no i mean the one where they had to build an arc because my bukakke covered the earth for like 40 days and 40 nights
liz: you know if love was measured in kb's ...it would take HOURS for me to upload my love for you. mikey: *taps your forehead* that's because of your small upstream bandwidth dear. mikey: <3 liz: hahahhahahhahahhaha liz: god i love it when you talk dorky to me mikey: also, i seem to be dropping syn packets. mikey: i suspect a collision somewhere on your train of thought. liz: ping www.loveformikey.com mikey: host not found :-(
<jim_trim> How To Know If a girl likes you <jim_trim> ? <sarah> Quite simple: If she sits naked on your hand, and it feels like a horse is eating out of your palm, she likes you.
<@Mike> OMG <@Mike> I just got a security alert <@Mike> MY COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS!!!!!!! <@Mike> OMFG <@Mike> what do I do????????? * @Mike clicks the helpful lil message <@Mike> oooh look. A purple monkey wants to sell me a firewall
<z8ball> ive been sitting here for 30 mins trying to get ppp going in fbsd <z8ball> just realised i only have 1 phone line <z8ball> and im using it
<+|neo|> FUCK!!!!!!!!! <+|neo|> fucking donut <+|neo|> this is gay <+|neo|> i bit my lip while eating this donut <+|neo|> hurt like a bitch <+|neo|> bout 5 secs later i bit it in the same place again <+|neo|> then it started bleeding <@Decco> lol <+|neo|> then about 20 secs ago i bit the same part again <sic6sic> neo....dont move <sic6sic> just....dont move
<fallenMeSsIAH> damn cops, they piss me off, SHE Wanted to have sex infront of the police station not me, i am an unwilling participant, charge her for rape if it will get me out of a indecent exposure charge <BenZor> fallenMeSsIAH: you got laid... consider it a miracle
<Assid> ack <Assid> something not right here <Assid> 1:58am up 1 day, 19:16, 2 users, load average: 149.20, 123.73, 57.51
<SirLudicrus> What are those hats that have beer can mounts on each side called? <Kurin> Stupid
<chuffy> this is fucked <chuffy> i left my blinds open <chuffy> and i woke up <chuffy> and im sunburnt
<kuribo> i guess if i spent less time deathmatching i'd have a woman <kuribo> but deathmatching is free <kuribo> fragging > sex <WildPegasus> Fragging is kind of like sex. If you do them right, goo goes everywhere. <kuribo> pretty much, peg... and just like sex, after you're done fragging, you can just leave the server if you want, or stick around for another round
* Apollo- pokes IceKarma * IceKarma pokes Apollo- back * Apollo- i spoked <Apollo-> s/i/is/ <Apollo-> s/spoked/poked/ <Apollo-> s/Apollo- i spoked/Apollo is drunk/
<Dramon_Killer> i watch gay porn <Dramon_Killer> err <Dramon_Killer> i meant to say im secure in my sexuality <Dramon_Killer> like, secure enough to watch it, masturbate and still like chicks
<@trizzo:#nanog> if you cant knock the bottom out, knock the fuck out of the sides
<ZiR0> damn <ZiR0> whenever i clean my glasses, my monitor becomes dirty as hell
<Cold_n_Alone> oh yea.. remember that one pretty girl i said i was talking to in emails and staring at in class? i asked her about masterbation habits and.. she isnt talking to me anymore :/
(m-femme): my ass is too big for hotpants haha (m-femme): its my muscle...i have too much ass muscle.. (m-femme): haha (doggie^): lol ([olly]): stop using it to talk then
<_Obi-Wan_> so what should we discuss? <Liquid> ....hmm....Ebonics! <_Obi-Wan_> ebonics? <Andy_Hock> The disease?
<Tarkaan> Gerbil, I've spent the past three months and about $10,000 preparing for this fucking war <Tarkaan> although the majority of that was buying property in Canada <Tarkaan> But I also got a camp stove
(Craig): watching something on suicide bombers on discovery (doggie^): lol (doggie^): wonder how they managed that (doggie^): not many people to interview or anything
<tsb^blah|fx> beer will get you laid everytime <tsb^blah|fx> maybe not with an attractive woman <tsb^blah|fx> or maybe not even a woman at all <tsb^blah|fx> but you won't know the difference
(cutey) what you upto, cmang (cmang) cutey: Nothing much. :) Just squeaking. (cmang) And waiting for an email response from my employeer (cmang) to find out if I get to go to work today. Hmm. (cutey) :] (cmang) cutey: Nothing too interesting, really. How about yourself? ;) (cutey) :> (kyr) you DO realize you speak to a bot, right? (cmang) :( (cmang) I'm going to cry salt mines now.
<@madCoder> now its time for me to go raid my roommates food <@madCoder> :D <@iota> lol <@ploppity`away> lol mad * @iota has a huge chest freezer with some goodies <@iota> come raid it <@ploppity`away> iota: pm <@madCoder> :O <@iota> i just got a bunch of buy one get one free ice cream too <@JaZz0r> eyes are blurry <@JaZz0r> [Sat:3:41:13a] * iota has a huge chest <@ploppity`away> woah <@JaZz0r> did you say anything after that? <@madCoder> lmao <@iota> FREEZER <@JaZz0r> "with some goodies"?
Sway21: dude frondz how do you type so fast Frondz: It's not something I'm proud of. Sway21: why's that Frondz: It's detrimental to masturbation. Sway21: .. guess i should stop asking so many questions
<DJDevil-San> i currently have no CDBurner/copier/etc....and is it possible to download the drivers and stuff and my CD drive becomes one?
<Nikita> we got like a foot of snow today <Nikita> it sucked --> stef (vix@staff.root.gg) has joined #lameindustries --- LameServ gives channel half-operator status to stef <Nikita> i shoveled the driveway and the stairs <Iced_Eyes> hehe <Iced_Eyes> i only got about 4 and 1/2 inches <stef> argh! stupid dialup <Rav3n> i remeber the good old days <Rav3n> when i used to say that <Rav3n> heh <Nikita> stupid dialupt or only 4.5 inches?