<AL9000> I'm gonna make my girlfriend a valentine with the goatse man on it, and it will have a caption that reads "I love you thiiisss much!"
<Karate|Superbowl> i hate on football they always assume u know all the colors and which team name and team city they go with :| <Karate|Superbowl> cuz for scores tehy just show like a pic and the number <@Azhrarn> I hate on football how they always have like 10-15 minutes of crap in between all the good commercials
<Sil> WHY CAN'T I BE DEPRESSED ON MY OWN?! Everyone else gets depressed and pissy when i'm down......grrr...... <Elfasi> The key to being depressed on your own, is to go away and be alone and not tell anyone about it :)
<lude> Are they streaming the superbowl anywhere? <@WinX> yes. <@WinX> http://your-fucking-tv/
<viro|work> i remember my birth <viro|work> it sucked :( <regener8ed> i remember your conception <regener8ed> it rocked
<danamania> pfft. exploding batteries. once again a PC manufacturer copies something apple was doing YEARS ago
<eddy> when the nurse was trying to guess how many units of alcohol I drank a week it was like playing higher or lower
<Aegis> You know what's REALLY freaky about the game Black & White? <Aegis> When you're helping these guys in the beginning build their boat... <Aegis> They want meat to eat along the way, right? No problem. <Aegis> Well...when you give a sheep to them they're like "Oooh, a sheep. Sheep have many uses...thank you." <Aegis> Makes me wonder...
<amiel> i got a new reality show <amiel> a chick has unprotected sex with 10 or so guys while she's ovulating, 9 months later a camera crew goes and ruins each guys life <amiel> we could call it remember me, or sexual roulette <amiel> or find a bunch of people who are related and don't know it, hook them up, and expose their incest
<|Asriel> How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? <|Asriel> Two, one to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis <|Asriel> I mean ladder!
[Rictor] 1f j00 (4n 1234d 7|-|15, j00 n33d 70 937 |41d [ArchDemon] *sob* so true.
systemtek: im just looking at my bids on ebay systemtek: brb gino220576: k gino220576: what u bidding for systemtek: a router gino220576: for drilling holes ?
<DesPlesda> Dammit, I got turned down for a blind date with the excuse "I think we should see other people". <Hugh> Yikes. <DesPlesda> Somehow she picked up on my geekness from just my voice. Scary. <DesPlesda> Maybe I shoudln't have started with 5 minutes of heavy breathing.
<roboman20> +_&----~~= <@MansoN> &----~~ looks like a handicap dude flying backwards while jizzing lol
<Meyow> remember back in 1996 <Meyow> when you used to think about 2000 <Meyow> and get all these space suits <Meyow> you know why its not like that <Meyow> I blame IRC <Meyow> :P <Meyow> more chatting then thinking <Meyow> like what 80% of the world uses IRC now <Meyow> "you have joined #sony" <Meyow> "so what should our next product be" <Meyow> "how about space suitS?" <Meyow> * idiot has been kicked by boss (your fired)
<cranefist> i love it when cool bands cover madonna <zed> So that way you don't have to admit that you like Madonna?
<FLB> Are you in the mood for some gaming? <Ouroboros> Uh huh. <FLB> Cause I should be finished in a reasonable amount of time. <FLB> So you have more or less two options. <FLB> A) You leave me an IP address, and I join you later. <FLB> B) You simply wait for my return, at which point game specifics are worked out, and we commence. <Ouroboros> C) I find a game, don't tell you the IP, and we never hook up. <FLB> D) I hunt you down and kill you. <Ouroboros> E) Ow. <FLB> F) Somehow we manage to accomplish all of the above. <Ouroboros> G) Not likely, but ok. <FLB> H) I know, but it was an idea. <Ouroboros> I) pick B) <FLB> J) I have to scroll up, please hold. <Ouroboros> K) <FLB> L)OL <FLB> M)an this is getting old. <Ouroboros> N)o kidding.
<Jens> JESUS WHAT THE FUCK <Jens> Spam mail from goatporn.com >_< <Liam> Jens <Liam> There are only lesbians making out <Liam> On Goatporn.com <Jens> Oh. <Jens> Whew. <Jens> ... <D> Leave it to Liam to go there and actually come back disappointed. <Jens> Why the fuck did you check that?
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<prawn> i bet your array of games consoles and ability to buy wrestling PPVs makes you really popular
<Zwitta|d4_P41N> I should be voiced in here <[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> you can be if you give me money *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Zwitta|d4_P41N <Zwitta|d4_P41N> Thx for voice ChanServ <Zwitta|d4_P41N> aha <Zwitta|d4_P41N> ...there we go <[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> damn chanserv ruining my retirement plans
<castironpants>Everyone's mad at me because I faked an orgasm... <castironpants>...In the middle of a teen pregnancy seminar...
<dm0n3y> ----------------fags type below this line---------------------- <Vondi> Aiee <dm0n3y> GG VONDI <dm0n3y> wait, shit
<@The_Loser_Hyena> Bio was easy as breathing. <+[1RB]sika> no way man <+[1RB]sika> what are the parts of a chloroplast cell? <@The_Loser_Hyena> Physics wasn't bad either. <+[1RB]sika> come on tell me <+Lee> The math part of physics killed me <+Buchwald> oy, science talk. i'll come back when you guys are dumber
<stig> LCST: do you have a crack? <LCST> sure i do <LCST> | | <LCST> |( . )| <LCST> | | | <LCST> |__|__| <stig> lol <stig> um.. i mean for SecureCRT
allow (Israel@adsl-143-203.barak.net.il) has joined # sleepwalkers <hajjs> il is what country?
<deepcut> whats with it your ftp ad saying saying ftp.fpsarchive.com: ? <deepcut> thats not even a registered domain name <GamezAFK> I'm using Serv-U <GamezAFK> I just made up a domain name <deepcut> hahaha <deepcut> and you expect that to work? <deepcut> idiot <GamezAFK> I thought the registration stuff was just for HTTP sites <GamezAFK> so what I gotta pay to register it or something? <deepcut> well duh
<Skier`> oops <Skier`> I just opened the door to let my cat in, and it wasn't my cat <Skier`> there's a strange cat curled up on my couch now
<@Marc> However, I do have leather elbow-length gloves and knee high boots for general use. ...ten minutes of silence... * @Marc jots that down in "Ways to kill a conversation volume 3"
<Firemoth> Weird, My cat's got conjunctivitis in one of his eyes and i have to put like a jell type cream on his eye. He doesn't mind me puting it on there one bit, He just sits back and lets me squeeze it on. Doesn't flinch or anything. <Agg> dude, he's been dead for 2 weeks now.
<downgrade> I should do something productive. <downgrade> Is masturbation productive? <downgrade> I guess it must be because it "produces" stuff
<+SAB3> Wow, cool site <RiPPeRke> the version that is running local is much better <+SAB3> Give me the url <RiPPeRke> http://localhost/alpha/news.php <+SAB3> Doesn't work <RiPPeRke> It works fine over here <+SAB3> no dude, it doesn't work ...
<Jay> the only annoying thing about Perl is there's always at least 10 ways to do the same thing =) <Ashley> and half of those make absolutely no sense when you come back to the code 30 minutes later
<astrOdz> shouldn't you be at chruch? <nistor> no lol <astrOdz> you choose bsd over god? <nistor> hrm hard choice <astrOdz> well there is a devil on one side :)
<b1u3> i hate those fat/ugly girls who go around wo bras like theyre playboy bunnies <b1u3> them: 'im secure with my body!' me: 'im not'
<Raspberry> i think seisures are like the unique and beautiful snowflakes of the dance world <snipe> Raspberry: you're obviusly not epileptic then <snipe> What do you call an epileptic on a bed of lettuce? <Raspberry> *shrug* <snipe> Seizure salad * Raspberry groans
<worldie> I just blew my load <W13> ugh I cant believe I ate the whole thing. 8( <miner> ...... <W13> oh crap that didnt come out right <W13> I just ate a whole 12 inch pizza <Marc> Surrrre ya did.
<Uber_DM> you know your bad when you are juggling with one hand, and typing with the other! <Vang> ... <Ming> heh <Vang> Please tell me that you are not juggling two balls...
<{EDF}SS> and you can send files to people at 160kB/s?
<{EDF}SS> or kb/s?
<DRoawn> no they can download from me
<DRoawn> that fat
<DRoawn> fast
<{EDF}SS> so.....there's a difference between you sending
files to people and them downloading from you?
<DRoawn> yesd
<DRoawn> yes*
<{EDF}SS> ....I.....see......
<Xar^> they're like ... 13 year olds in underwear. <Xar^> something's not quite right here. <PACHUKA> yeah, they're wearing underwear
<afropik> hmm <afropik> I want to make a picure that says "mad-x, shut the fuck up or I will find a big group of men to rape you" <afropik> but I'm afraid to type "rape" into the google image search
< mctaylor> you want to use outlook? <@nt_> erm, yes <@nt_> why < mctaylor> um, well bug ridden, slow, memory hog, mta client that doesn't follow RFCs... <@nt_> good point, i'll just migrate the entire company across the globe to Pine/Mutt and then code some nice GroupWare functionality into it
<Kazeuri> That would roxor to live in a cave back in the day. I would still rather be a pirate though. <Kazeuri> I guess I have to settle for internet pirate. Yarrr, sail the seven ISPs.
<bludot> and then i said that the deadline for the oxford coding competition was valentines day, they were like, "do you geeks have weird alternative holidays for every thing?"