allow (Israel@adsl-143-203.barak.net.il) has joined # sleepwalkers <hajjs> il is what country?
<deepcut> whats with it your ftp ad saying saying ftp.fpsarchive.com: ? <deepcut> thats not even a registered domain name <GamezAFK> I'm using Serv-U <GamezAFK> I just made up a domain name <deepcut> hahaha <deepcut> and you expect that to work? <deepcut> idiot <GamezAFK> I thought the registration stuff was just for HTTP sites <GamezAFK> so what I gotta pay to register it or something? <deepcut> well duh
<Skier`> oops <Skier`> I just opened the door to let my cat in, and it wasn't my cat <Skier`> there's a strange cat curled up on my couch now
<@Marc> However, I do have leather elbow-length gloves and knee high boots for general use. ...ten minutes of silence... * @Marc jots that down in "Ways to kill a conversation volume 3"
<Firemoth> Weird, My cat's got conjunctivitis in one of his eyes and i have to put like a jell type cream on his eye. He doesn't mind me puting it on there one bit, He just sits back and lets me squeeze it on. Doesn't flinch or anything. <Agg> dude, he's been dead for 2 weeks now.
<downgrade> I should do something productive. <downgrade> Is masturbation productive? <downgrade> I guess it must be because it "produces" stuff
<+SAB3> Wow, cool site <RiPPeRke> the version that is running local is much better <+SAB3> Give me the url <RiPPeRke> http://localhost/alpha/news.php <+SAB3> Doesn't work <RiPPeRke> It works fine over here <+SAB3> no dude, it doesn't work ...
<Jay> the only annoying thing about Perl is there's always at least 10 ways to do the same thing =) <Ashley> and half of those make absolutely no sense when you come back to the code 30 minutes later
<astrOdz> shouldn't you be at chruch? <nistor> no lol <astrOdz> you choose bsd over god? <nistor> hrm hard choice <astrOdz> well there is a devil on one side :)
<b1u3> i hate those fat/ugly girls who go around wo bras like theyre playboy bunnies <b1u3> them: 'im secure with my body!' me: 'im not'
<Raspberry> i think seisures are like the unique and beautiful snowflakes of the dance world <snipe> Raspberry: you're obviusly not epileptic then <snipe> What do you call an epileptic on a bed of lettuce? <Raspberry> *shrug* <snipe> Seizure salad * Raspberry groans
<worldie> I just blew my load <W13> ugh I cant believe I ate the whole thing. 8( <miner> ...... <W13> oh crap that didnt come out right <W13> I just ate a whole 12 inch pizza <Marc> Surrrre ya did.
<Uber_DM> you know your bad when you are juggling with one hand, and typing with the other! <Vang> ... <Ming> heh <Vang> Please tell me that you are not juggling two balls...
<{EDF}SS> and you can send files to people at 160kB/s?
<{EDF}SS> or kb/s?
<DRoawn> no they can download from me
<DRoawn> that fat
<DRoawn> fast
<{EDF}SS> so.....there's a difference between you sending
files to people and them downloading from you?
<DRoawn> yesd
<DRoawn> yes*
<{EDF}SS> ....I.....see......
<Xar^> they're like ... 13 year olds in underwear. <Xar^> something's not quite right here. <PACHUKA> yeah, they're wearing underwear
<afropik> hmm <afropik> I want to make a picure that says "mad-x, shut the fuck up or I will find a big group of men to rape you" <afropik> but I'm afraid to type "rape" into the google image search
< mctaylor> you want to use outlook? <@nt_> erm, yes <@nt_> why < mctaylor> um, well bug ridden, slow, memory hog, mta client that doesn't follow RFCs... <@nt_> good point, i'll just migrate the entire company across the globe to Pine/Mutt and then code some nice GroupWare functionality into it
<Kazeuri> That would roxor to live in a cave back in the day. I would still rather be a pirate though. <Kazeuri> I guess I have to settle for internet pirate. Yarrr, sail the seven ISPs.
<bludot> and then i said that the deadline for the oxford coding competition was valentines day, they were like, "do you geeks have weird alternative holidays for every thing?"
<Neon[UK]>im considering using redhat as my desktop pc <Neon[UK]>its just so much better <Neon[UK]>windows error: OMFG THERZZ AN ERRROR!!111 WTF??!?!?! <Neon[UK]>linux error: hello there, you have an error. here's a detailed list of whats gone wrong and he's how to fix it, would you like some coffee?
<CamaroSS> can you "upgrade" your power supply? <CamaroSS> in your house, that is <[Fang]going|postal> um, no <CamaroSS> as in pay them to make your power supply better <frink> wtf <[Fang]going|postal> your house doesn't have a power supply <CamaroSS> then it isn't my dad's cheapness? <[Fang]going|postal> lolol <frink> your power supply in your house HAHA <CamaroSS> well, my dad wired the power in my basement
<danhon> So, I'm eating a banana <danhon> And I can't stop thinking "You haven't had sex in 10,000 years" <Cringer> A quick google search will show that that's not true. <Cringer> Bananas just haven't had sex with any other bananas in 10,000 years.
(azzkicker) chan ops chan ops whatchta gonna do whatcha gonna do when they kickban you
<fro> get dub war vs panacea - strike it.mp3 too, you'd like that <fro> when I say 'like' I mean it will make you cry <fro> and not in a good way
<@Blaxthos> can anyone see this ? <@heath> no <@jsb> no <@Blaxthos> good * Blaxthos heads to the women's locker room
<FrAuStY|wirk> why is it.. condom only cover your dong? I mean.. your balls are steadily slapping some wet dripping poontang <Thordic> Your balls dont have a dirty juice entry point <C_Mayhem> if she bites they do....
[12:10] <KeeperX> Uptime: 1w 6d 30m 27s 74ms [12:10] <KeeperX> that is what you can do with windows uptime, boys and girls. [12:54] <KeeperX> HOLY SHIT, THE COMPUTER'S ON FIRE!
<Deke> i want impossible creatures <[Fang]> go to a cheap strip club <Deke> .. <Deke> they sell computer gamers at strip clubs now?
<kpearsall> AOL_MAN IN FULL EFFEKT BOYEEEZ <kpearsall> DIE J00 ST00PID ASSFUX PONY NUGGET AUTOGREETS CLITJUICE ASS DOG LICKER <austin> RAINBOW LAZER BEAMZ FR0M DE EYEZ <cj_> je 5uS <hr| 5 7 <cj_> | a|\/| TE|-| <o[]l /\ 0L Du|)E I c@n leEtifY e\/ 3RY 7HINg <pexor> |-|0|`/ 5|-|17 1 r|_||3 <pexor> 819 ¢0>< p|z <toast> cj_: burritos today? <pexor> |)4|\|¢1|\|9 ¢0¢|<5 p|z * Added *!*@* to ignore list <kinzillah`> sweet, sweet, silence
<Shinji> You get martin luther king day off because it's symbolic of black people not working
<love`mouse> OMFG <love`mouse> I hope that's chocolate on my pillow <Dislexic> :/
<@Hinkey> !addban *!*@*.com * ChanServ sets mode: -oo Hinkey|dual|sleep CannibalCorpse| server * ChanServ sets mode: -o Urban * ChanServ sets mode: -oo wacko Hinkey * ChanServ sets mode: -o D3adlode * ChanServ sets mode: -vv deyja Ed|shower * ChanServ sets mode: -vv mr_P`gone Puck * ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@*.com * CannibalCorpse|server was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * Ed|shower was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * deyja was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * Hinkey|dual|sleep was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * this_is_the_clown was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * DaJoob was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * Tragik was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * Urban was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * Puck was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * Creutzfeld|away was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * TheSkaarj-corner was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * mr_P`gone was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * BOLL was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * Quasar was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * jake^the^cake was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * Hinkey was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * diamond-optic|mapping was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * wacko was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) * D3adlode was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey)) <+Frie|mapping> MO - MO - MO - MONSTERKILL !!!!
<Tramtrist> anyone seen vaun?(fucko?) <Tramtrist> someone post on vn and tell him to get in here pzl (plz) <Mardom> i saw him giving sexual favors to men <Tramtrist> k <Tramtrist> anyone not a complete tard see him? <Mardom> haha <Mardom> good luck finding one of those in here <Tramtrist> yeah ;/
<druid> orgies, are they like birthday parties? <Deimos> what? the older you get the less fun they become? <druid> Deimos: it's like some old couples try to spice up their dimming sex life with nudism <druid> but end in a situation "can you please remove your saggy breast from my coffee
<MrFixIt> kekekekekekekeke zerg rush ^____^ <MrFixIt> That's all the Korean I know
<lav> pandas are black and white, lamer <lav> that bear is solid grey <Zhuzhen> hey Lav, join #avaxx for a sec. <lav> ok? <Zhuzhen> no one in there? <Zhuzhen> yeah, that's the room of people that care.
NotSpudBoy : http://www.bash.org/?5259 FishingForCoins : haha FishingForCoins : What's this? NotSpudBoy : Just a site with a whole bunch of chat quotes. FishingForCoins : ... FishingForCoins : http://www.bash.org/?1964 NotSpudBoy : God we're geeks.
<Nimduin> Holy fucking shit. <Nimduin> http://www.mclaren4sale.com/main.html <Match> Bet you could get that girl you're always talking about in that car. <sede> Yeah, the bitch couldn't dodge me in that sweet ride, I'd wear her like a hood ornament
<stout> :D\-< <stout> :D|-< <stout> :D|> <stout> :D|-< <stout> :D/-< <stout> :D|-< <stout> :D|> <stout> :D|-< <stout> :D\-< <stout> :D|-< <stout> :D|-< <stout> :)|-< <stout> :|<-< <stout> =(<-<
<Minion> I think I might have genital herpes. <Minion> Holy fucking shit <Minion> Why does herpes.com have a dating service? <Minion> "I got genital herpes! Better go spread it!"
<DoctorRiff> i hear that every year the piro comes out of his hole in the ground and if he sees his shadow we will have 6 more weeks of delayed comics
<Clutch-Dialup> You're like a guy who says to his beautiful girlfriend, "I think we should see other people." And is surprised when she says "Great!!" Then you have to watch her enjoying herself with a multitude of studs, while you play D&D with your geeky friends.
<an_ass733> How do you tell if your roommate is gay? When his dick tastes like shit.
<tumult> well that was like the coolest class period i've ever had <lasombra> tumult ? <tumult> this kid asks me for a dollar so he can get something from a vending machine <tumult> i tell him i don't have one (truth) <tumult> he says bullshit <tumult> i tell him to fuck off <tumult> he stands up and punches me in the face three times <tumult> sits back down <tumult> teacher doesn't notice/care <tumult> so blood is pouring out onto my desk <tumult> from my lip <tumult> i turn to the girl next to me and say <tumult> "hey, can i use one of the tissues jammed into your bra?" <zyko^> what did she do? <tumult> punched me in the face
<Turd_Ferguson> static he is also a digital gangster <static> digital gangster? <static> wtf does that mean? <static> he haf a digital crew of thugs? <static> a shit load of 1's and 0's?
<SteamedHams> anyway i have a question about the US <+firehawk> sure man <SteamedHams> if you drop a watermelon off the empire state building, does it get eaten by negroes before it hits the ground?
<Gobi> know what's better than pasta? <Feat> pornography <Gobi> more pasta! <Gobi> ...and that <Feat> porn pasta? <Gobi> porno-getti <Feat> ravi-hole-ey <Feat> hmm <Gobi> hmm indeed <Gobi> heh heh heh <Gobi> we could market to all the college dropouts in Canada and make billions off their unspent student loans!