<Thom> How can a guy be offended by male nudity? <Thom> Did you have trouble showering? <Thom> OH FUCK OH FUCK ITS A PENIS
<@TreeSquid> i wonder what percentage of people jerk off at work.... <@TreeSquid> i know i used to <SLiVeR> I never did <cokey> i used to <cokey> when i worked at the daycare....
<egg> I said I was back with Cake. I never said there was enough for everyoone <Diet_Crack> IM ETHIOPIAN.. POOR, HUNGRY, NOW GIVE ME CAKE <kooshy> didn't napster teach you anything about sharing? <egg> Yes. <egg> Don't.
[StrikeBot] 65. Who sought to create The Great Society? [StrikeBot] Here's a hint: L__do_ ____s__ [Chevelle] bhudda [Video] Lando Calrisian [MinuS] lando calrisian
<timmo> i remember when my art teacher the first day of class <timmo> first day of highschool <timmo> made us write a a one page essay <timmo> on <timmo> "WHY PORN IS NOT ART" <timmo> i think thats what set the mood for me hating him for the rest of my highschool career <timmo> so i wrote one on why i thought porn was art <timmo> and got 0 for it <timmo> i shrugged it off though <arse-poet> so why was porn art <arse-poet> according to your essay <timmo> i dont know <timmo> i think it had something to do with airbrushing <arse-poet> lol <timmo> i cant really remember <jestuh> lol
<power> so are there really no people here who have the Avril Lavigne CD? <power> dammit <power> back to the old fashioned way of pirating <bored> power, you're going to put on an eye patch and sail the seven seas?
<Jester{work}> butt sex is like spinach , if you're forced to
eat it when you're a kid you wont like it as an adult.
<IgnusDei> i hate my BROTHER <IgnusDei> and MY SISTER <Hyperian> i love your sister <IgnusDei> no you wouldn't <IgnusDei> oh sure the sex is great at first <IgnusDei> but then she's such a bitch
<_anarchy> heheh <_anarchy> about time <Night`> took me a while, because i am special <_anarchy> indeed <jokes> Night, special isn't the word =) <Night`> but it is the euphemism
<DigiBree> my uncle once took a huge length of dental floss and i asked him what he was doin with it...and he said he was going to floss between his bum cheeks......then he went into the bathroom :/ <Rake> lol thats just fucked :P
<imbezol> one thing about dvorak though... you never make typos because you're watching the screen all the time and never the keyboard
<Espresso> you should wipe it down with some alcohol and shit just to be safe <nas> you should give the same advice to your roommate when he gets back <Espresso> naw, i was careful to stay on my side <nas> of the bed?
<filefly> and she asked me "should i be worried?" i said "no, you wanna know what i think?" <filefly> so i told her <filefly> "...and the prospect of finding her perfect educational institution threatens to overwhelm her tiny brain" <filefly> which normally would've made her laugh <filefly> had i not left the letters "i" and "n" off of "brain" * filefly bashes head on desk repeatedly
<Meyowith> 875 sparks one piston does <Meyowith> on a v8 <Meyowith> doing 7000rpms <CrazySpence> pfft <CrazySpence> my hard drive does more RPM than that <CrazySpence> lol <Meyowith> but how much torque does your harddrive have <Meyowith> :P <nataku> more than a HONDA <Meyowith> HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHA
<clippy> 11:21pm up 42 days, 49 min, 2 users, load average: 0.03, 0.04, 0.00 <clippy> do you know how long it took me to get that uptime? <Apollo-> clippy: About 42 days
<etoilet> i went into the D&D store cuz they had old capcom arcade booths for sale, and my girlfriend followed me in. All the guys were sitting at a table playing D&D, and this one long haired dude got up out of his seat, strode up to my gf, bowed and said "May I help you my lady?" <crunchyfish> I don't know, man. That's pretty smooth. What was his charisma? 17? 18?
Dr SpaZZo: LOLOOLL in the locker room at school Dr SpaZZo: Theres this fat, mentally retarded kid who always asks us for pennies Dr SpaZZo: and someone today gave him a quarter Dr SpaZZo: so he started asking for quarters Dr SpaZZo: On Monday someone's going to bring in a 500 dollar monopoly bill, and maybe some houses
<Nugget> hint: if you're going to mispel a word, choose a word that isn't "illeterate" <Nugget> your dumb.
[|313|GTSR] i just rememberd i have test tomarrow [|313|GTSR] i hate HS (rAzor) You'd better pray it's not a spelling test. :
<Spacer> just heard a funny story from my mom just now <Spacer> she works as a teacher <Spacer> and in one of her classes, it started to smell like dog poo <Spacer> so she made everyone check their shoes, but they were all clean <Spacer> so she went to the head of year <Spacer> and got her to check everyones shoes <Spacer> but they were all clean still <Spacer> the smell was coming from the radiator area, so she asked the caretaker to check it out <Spacer> while he was doing that, she sent everyone outside <Spacer> but it still smelt in the corridor <Spacer> and she traced the smell to some girl <Spacer> and she checked her shoes, but they were clean <Spacer> she goes "you smell a little whiffy today, go to the toilets and check yourself out" <Spacer> so she walks off <Spacer> and the smell goes <Spacer> when she gets back, she goes to my mom <Spacer> with a big smile on her face, and says "sorry miss, i poo'd my panties" <Spacer> this is a year 11 girl, like 17 years old :P
<tragic> i would seriously pay money, like... movie ticket prices (per incident), if there was a device that allowed people to teleport from one place to another during irc conversations. it would be all like <tragic> <aZnb0i002> MAN FuK U ILL CUM 2 UR hUouSE and RaPE ur MOM biTCH ill FUCK you uP! <tragic> <john> oh seriously? *warp* <tragic> <john> hi <tragic> <aZnb0i002> oh, hello there sir. i think you were talking to my brother a minute ago. however, he left me to give you his sincerest apologies and sends word that he hopes your mother is doing exceptionally well today
<[33rd-A]Ruger> i've actually considered assassination in order to get a girl <Logic_BomB> your into necrophilia too eh?
[@|Asriel] I just got a crazy telemarket call [@|Asriel] an autoglass repair shop, asking if we had any damaged auto glass we'd like a free quote on [@|Asriel] I wondered if that was a variant on "is your refrigerator running" [@|Asriel] if I had broken glass, I'd do something about it [@Mono] lol [@|Asriel] not sit around hoping someone will call me up [@|Asriel] 911 doesnt call you up randomly "We were wondering if anybody happens to be dying, traped, giving birth, or breaking into your home at the moment" [@|Asriel] "I'm so glad you called, there's a guy holding a gun to my face" [@Mono] rofl
<`RaSh> how do i install linux i got the cd and i dont see the setup.exe or install.exe
<sic_> where the fuck could i find some decent fucking wallpaper <C4thY> home depot <C4thY> hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahhahhahah you walked right into that one dipshit
<JosephSpiros> just got Cable Modem <JosephSpiros> I'm going a bit insane <JosephSpiros> OMG <JosephSpiros> CABLE MDOEM MEANS <JosephSpiros> I CAN WAKE UP AT ANY TIME <JosephSpiros> AND JUST BE ONLINE <JosephSpiros> :D:D:D <RangerRick> haha <RangerRick> and more importantly... now your porn can MOVE! <JosephSpiros> I KNOW!
<flame> hmm when you have dialup, u download jpegs to wank over. when you have broadband you download mpegs to wank over... when you have 100mbit, u download DVD rips of pr0n films to wank over <riski> when you have 14.4 you get laid irl.
< PrincessLeia2> :q < PrincessLeia2> oops < TonicBH> what kind of face is that? < PrincessLeia2> not a facey, I was trying to quit vim %(
<ecoli> my cock is so big whenever i try to stick it in a girl, it overwrites EIP and she core dumps on my bed. :(
(doggie^): i would type that word, but i cant spell it (doggie^): the one about getting pleasure from other people's misery (slippy^): anal sex?
<Affinity> yo <Affinity> asl? <ReGnIF> hey sup? <ReGnIF> 16 m jhb u? <Affinity> man i was gonna ask, can i ReGniF you backwards.... <ReGnIF> thast my surname
<doggie^> fuck me, muppet was actually on irc <MS^Zealot> u make it sound like hes never on irc james <doggie^> first time ive seen him on this year :P <MS^Zealot> considering muppet is wired to his many machines its not shock <doggie^> rofl <MS^Zealot> i think muppets recliner is like the chairs rom matrix <MS^Zealot> things goin into as many orifices as possible <MS^Zealot> 5 in his ass <MS^Zealot> etc
<@PrincessLeia2> hmm, see the problem with computer packrat'ism is i tend to keep all my computer documentation together, no matter what it is, so it comes to be 2003 and i find Myst install directions with my computer stuff <@PrincessLeia2> yay for windows 3.1
<+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> You know what I find funny... <+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> Companies like Sony <+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> Who produce the copy protected CDs... <+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> Yet also produce things which can crack it <@ketsugi|scanning> like marker pens? <+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> CD-R drives <@ketsugi|scanning> close enough
< Scribble> Must be interesting to live with the animal that ruined your life. < Scribble> ... < Scribble> Ask any married guy.
* kurt[A] is now known as kurt * kurt was away, and is back from: life <Vex> Who are you kidding kurt?
* moktod attempts to disapear from work, like a fart in the wind <moktod> fuck, i think they smelled me, my boss is coming over <moktod> brb * moktod hides under desk
<AndrewLB_in_Chise> My mom saw me walking downstairs to the comp room with a box of kleenex and she just gave me this look. -.- I've never felt so dirty in my life...
<RushMore> fuck yuo <RushMore> fuck yuo <RushMore> fuc kyou <Diablo1399> okay rushmore, you've tried to say "fuck you" 3 times now and you still can't get it <RushMore> twice <RushMore> the seconds was a repeat of the first <Diablo1399> whatever, you're still retarded <RushMore> fukc you
<DarkMistress> I'm so goth that when I was a toddler, I didn't cry over spilled milk, I MOURNED it. <DarkMistress> I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella <open24hours> I'm so goth my wrists slash themselves.
<prevyet> in my search for martial arts-related channels on Undernet I came up with 5 white supremist channels and one martial arts channel run by a white supremist
<MoeFugger> shit, when i go back to my high school, i feel like r kelly at the playground <PhD> are you sure thats not the elementry school you frequent? <MoeFugger> :|
<MaNiAk> damnit <MaNiAk> damnit damnit <MaNiAk> maniak.tk is taken by some porn shit <Psyko> lol <Psyko> what kinda porn? <MaNiAk> not even porn <Andaru> German Scheisse <MaNiAk> www.maniak.tk <MaNiAk> yea <MaNiAk> its lolita porn * Psyko pretends he's not interested <Psyko> ew lolita porn <haylo> Thats horrible. * haylo clicks * Psyko clicks as well