·Kersus· ... - ..- .--. .. -.. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. .-- .... --- .-. . ... ·cronO· morse code? ·Sudhra· .. / -.- -. --- .-- / .-- .... .- - / -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / ... .- -.-- .. -. --. / -.. --- -. - / ..- -. -.. . .-. . ... - .. -- .- - . / .. - ·Kersus· .- -. -.. .. .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. .-- .- .-.. -.- ..-. .. ...- . .... ..- -. -.. .-. . -.. -- .. .-.. . ... --..-- .- -. -.. .. .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. .-- .- .-.. -.- ..-. .. ...- . .... ..- -. -.. .-. . -.. -- --- .-. . ·iggz· I can't believe you two are ACTUALLY talking in morse code
<+Ivy[OmNi]> so.. you come here often? Lemme buy you a drink <@Warlock[OmNi]> im a minor <+Ivy[OmNi]> it's all good, I am a pedophile... I have candy
<Dilbert> hahah today was so funny.... me and my sister were watching TV, and i wanted her to change the channel so i said "COME ON!" and she goes "Dont 'come on' me" <Dilbert> then she didnt get why i burst out laughing <APE_> is she hot? <Dilbert> yes <Dilbert> my sister is very hot <Chris_Walken> .................... <ragnarok2040> ............ <ragnarok2040> i hope she doesn't check bash.org <Dilbert> why?
<Brandon17> I used to date a blind girl. Her name was ::... ..:.: .:::. .::.. ....: .:.::
<Tikola> i still dont understand how that <3 can mean great or better or fabulous or what ever.. greater than
<Muzzle79> i'm so poor that we make the koolaid with water, then steal a bunch of sugar packets from restraunts so that we can add sugar to each glass... <Astanix> lol <Astanix> awesome * Muzzle79 is serious.. i've done it before.. <Muzzle79> lol <Jerki1989> im so poor i cant even afford to go to the restraunt to steal sugar.... <Muzzle79> by restraunts i mean <Muzzle79> arbys
<CharCoal69> am I the only one who puts special plugs in all my outlets so that the electricity doesn't leak out?
<Hawkeye> Spiderman reminds me of adolesence. One day a teenage guy wakes up with muscles, hair in new places and the ability to spray white sticky goo around the house.
<Kcred1176> you have to be circumcised to their magazine <cmn22> ????? <jrock81> easy killer <Mooky13> what? <Kcred1176> subscribed <Kcred1176> sorry
<Gudrow> being a virgin at 25 is one thing, being a FEMALE virgin at 25 is...unheard of...except in cases of gross physical deformity <Al> I don't know any 25 year old male virgins either <Gudrow> you're sitting in a channel full of people who are well on their way <Al> Gudrow: good point
<looooly> hello , I have a problem and i need help <looooly> ? <voidnull> ok. don't ask your question, though. 'cause we can read your mind. <looooly> really .so whats my problem <voidnull> ??? <voidnull> I think your problem is you're having difficulties understanding sarcasm.
<FlipTopBx> damnit, last night i fell asleep with my space heater on. <FlipTopBx> i had three boxes of Cracker Jack, each with the contents fused together into a sort of super-popcorn. <nitrifik_> neat <nitrifik_> eat them <FlipTopBx> heh. that would be the obvious thing to do. i'm not in the process of trying to "thaw" them out.
<Charles> I've got mock exams network <Charles> oops .... *next week <Neil> now theres an example of someone who spends too much damn time on the computer.
<|SoliD|> dude, i think i'm gay <The_Loserkid> WTF ? <The_Loserkid> plz don't tell me how you found that out <|SoliD|> i downloaded some gay porn just for fun <|SoliD|> i put it on for a minute or two, just to check it out <|SoliD|> suddenly i get a boner <The_Loserkid> i hate you :'(
<MishimaYukio> Ya know, there's a thing called a "blooper", which is where you get a blowjob while you're taking a shit. <fluffy> .... <Massive_Potato> ...what the hell <MishimaYukio> Well, I mention it because, well, if God didn't want us to be burdened by erections on the pot, he wouldn't have invented bloopers. <fluffy> thats the most disgusting thing ive heard in years <DoctorRiff> i will never feel the same way about the "tv's funniest bloopers" show, you've ruined my life MishimaYukio
* choric gets annoyed with typing out bash.org into mozilla
all the time:
<choric> bashorg () { lynx -dump "www.bash.org?$1" | less; }
<rik> choric: heh. i did this one yesterday: qdb () { links
http://bash.org/\?$1 }
<martin> You lazy addicted fucks.
* martin adds it.
<toe2toe> the part i like is where IRAQ's going "we got nothing" <toe2toe> and US is going "PFFFT WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU OUT" <toe2toe> and then <toe2toe> North Koreas going "CHECK OUT OUR NUKES, BUDDY" <toe2toe> and US is going "Hey... are you iraq? no? THEN STAY OUT OF IT"
<HuKKi> and what do chicks and KFC have in common? <HuKKi> You start with the breast - then go to the thigh then you're left with a greasy box to stick your bone in
<puppydo> what speed do you burn svcd at?...is 48X ok? <_super_> 12 <_super_> never 48 <_super_> no <_super_> never go that fast fools <_super_> think of the reader <_super_> give it a break <_super_> why stress the dvd player <_super_> trying to read at 48x <_super_> stupid <_super_> just slow that shit down <_super_> just because a burner is fast is no reason to go that fast <_super_> it isnt that fast anyway only on the edges <_super_> so cd has all kinds of speed on it <_super_> fluctuates <_super_> too mnuch <ciscosyko> wait a minute..are u telling them if they write the cd fast the dvd has to read it at that speed? <_super_> yes * ciscosyko stares at super for a minute and wanders off
beachbub hi beachbub does anyone know if u can turn any image into a html code? BoB_JonEz no u cant BoB_JonEz well you could i suppose BoB_JonEz if you made a table of 1x1 cells and set each colour individually beachbub lol i have no idea wot dat means but thanx anyway beachbub thanx 4 da help bye
<dizzyg> Sinbad + hamster + KY jelly == happy <RubberDuck> the thing about hamsters is that the ky sticks to the hair and to get them clean afterwards is a beech <RubberDuck> or so i've been told
<Akinaga> I skipped my wedding to play Tribes <Akinaga> comeon, it was a match for the #2 spot <apollyon> at that point you really need to rethink why you're alive <merc> or just dump the bitch =)
<Killrbyte> !googlepop "anal sex";"oral sex" <migas> - "anal sex" is more popular than "oral sex" (2220000> 1360000 <Video`> NO WAY <Video`> FUCK THAT SHIT <Killrbyte> Video`: Exactly.
<prence> oh fuck oh fuck man <prence> my mom got this new canon digital camera today and they are asleep so i took a picture of my cock and i can't figure out how to delete it <prence> fuck what the hell do i do?!
<KBC> "Welcome to America. You can easily find someone to shoot you to put you out of your misery by screaming NIGGER anywhere if you're white" <Goonigoogoo > and if you're black? <KBC> scream out "I'M BLACK!" and some police will shoot you
<rottle> i am going to write a program that clears the window clipboard about 15 seconds after you set it. because pasting large chunks of incriminating text into irc sucks.... not only are you laughed at but also kick/banned
<joey-sleepin-workin> at work i got a email asking if the mail server was down <joey-sleepin-workin> wtf am i sposed to reply to that? :P
<Spud> Man, watching Fear Factor earlier. Two Hot Chicks + Horse Rectum Eating Contest = TurnOn++ <rzrshrp> *barf <Spud> Synthetic horse rectum, of course, but still...
<AaronAFK> Anyone Active? <SenorWeir> i am <Spoon35> I think he meant sexually.
<LayMon> PH33r me <themage> AAAAHHHHHHHHH! <LayMon> woot <LayMon> i am pheered * LayMon (c6c2@65.119.99.99) Quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) <themage> oooh, I though you said "PEER me" ... my bad
<ruca> my dads work pays for my cable modem so my mom always says "ERIN! dont look at porn cause dads work will get in trouble" <ruca> im like wtf woman you cant even turn my computer on. dont school me you ho <ruca> she REALLY believes my dads boss is gonna go up to him and be like "kevin, we found out your 20 year old daughter looked at ron jeremys nads last night. explain yourself!"
<totalreality> Dail-up has its Pros <syphonic> Like..? <totalreality> like when your girlfriend finds out that you slept with another girl so she trys to call your house to find out whats going on or give you shit <R^J> couldent she just knock on the front door? <totalreality> Shit! Brb * totalreality is away: locking the doors
<+Wyrd> Trahnse... will you dye your hair down there and send me a picture? <+Ziphy> :x <+Trahnse> wyrd, I would do that for you if I had hair down there ;) <+Ziphy> My dreams just got better ^_^
<PSX> my ex told me she was late one time.. i kept telling her "yea, its going to be ok babe" but in my head i was saying "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCCCCCK FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!@#%" <Skier> heh <robs> psx: been there done that <`Nemesis> they call "I'm pregnant, call me!" and then you fedex them a coathanger with a note that says "You know what to do.". They generally don't call back after that
<haz3l> Anyone wanna do a wakeup call for me? <haz3l> I need someone to wake me up in 6 hours <LaserGuidedBunnyRabbit> haz3l: /timer 1 21600 /beep 39482034 <haz3l> really? <LaserGuidedBunnyRabbit> really <haz3l> Would that owrk? <LaserGuidedBunnyRabbit> yep <haz3l> :D <haz3l> lets try 60 seconds <haz3l> OMG THE BEEEEEPAGE <haz3l> MAKE IT STOPPP <haz3l> LGBR HELP
<bhlaab> I want to learn sexual education via the internet! I know what to do! I'll search for "sex" in google! It will be an educational journey of science. <bhlaab> 202,000,000 entries found! I will learn a lot!!
<Palpaleos> ... http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/? mullet7.jpg <dn> he looks like a girl <Him> it is a girl, dn <dn> she looks like a guy then
<Qualjyn> AOL made a keyboard for their users, it looks like this: <Qualjyn> ____ ____ ____ <Qualjyn> ||A |||S |||L || <Qualjyn> ||__|||__|||__|| <Qualjyn> |/__\|/__\|/__\|
@<Yeshua> am I the only one who thinks the black-haired girl in t.a.t.u is EXTREMELY hot? @<Echo5ive> Yeshua: I second that erection. @<Echo5ive> eh, I mean emotion.
<pHluid> It usually takes like 30 days to reroute a fucking T1 line <mef> why are you telling us? <pHluid> Just mentioning <pHluid> Didn't mean to interrupt your meaningful fucking idling. <pHluid> So sorry. <mef> Apology accepted. <l0st> we all make mistakes
<bunyip> if you can put yourself in situations where you meet new people that won't hurt <SporkAndrew> ...become a cult leader <Lethe> you'll definitely meet some desperate people there :p <SporkAndrew> just make sure you get them to drink the poisoned kool-aid first... then they're all fair game...
[ _Bender_ ] Guys [ _Bender_ ] I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002... [ _Bender_ ] Can I still install that this year?
<kuribo> cacti: got any porn haiku? <CactusJac> Ejaculation <CactusJac> Spray your load onto my face <MikeSweetser> It's what's for dinner.
<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD <kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought <kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too <MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :)
(+Cougem) msns telling me to make sure im on the internet (+Cougem) how do i check