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<r-beretta> wow, rape porn pop-ups. <r-beretta> that's a first <[Knob]> ever got incest pop-ups? <r-beretta> yes, incest is common for me <r-beretta> IN THE POP-UPS I MEAN
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<nersh> someone said the sexiest part of a woman is her mind... lol <nersh> i can understand lying about that in front of girls <nersh> but why do it on the internet
<MudBlud> when i do cp mIRC /home/mudblud/mirc why does it say ommitting: mIRC <Cheez> because using mirc on *nix is a sin
<Goo> ok when i think to myself "the nazis are coming, protect the churches" in a 17th century english accent, it's time to go to bed
<Monte`SS`> what? <Monte`SS`> i'm curious <pagan> so are homosexuals <pagan> :( <Monte`SS`> haha
<+m1g> anyone know where i can find the win9X DDK ? <@tenfour> yeah <@tenfour> 1998
<KeeperX> i have my time machine built into a '67 el camino <TrueBlue> The front is like a car! <TrueBlue> The back is like a truck! <TrueBlue> The front is where we sit! <TrueBlue> The back is where we... EL CAMINO!
<sgamer> man <sgamer> i know how pepsi can beat coke <NookieMonster> Hey Gamer! <sgamer> they need to get britney dumbass again <NookieMonster> by tasting better? <sgamer> and they need a commercial <sgamer> during the super bowl <sgamer> at the hottest part of the super bowl <NookieMonster> Britney with no panties... <sgamer> and she does this: <sgamer> takes a drink <sgamer> *ahhh* <sgamer> then says "oh yeah, i swallow" <sgamer> then keeps drinking <sgamer> fade to pepsi logo, fin <NookieMonster> Thats great!! <sgamer> i am an advertising genius
<Mansion_Maniac> 3 types of people on the internet = convinced they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning, and convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know jack about you
RetardedCrow: I'm listening to a song called "Back of the bus." RetardedCrow: Sung by black rappers. Esotcalag: Oh god.... RetardedCrow: And they yell at us when we call them niggers, wtf? RetardedCrow: Oh, I'm sorry, 'Niggas.' RetardedCrow: Fucking crackas. Esotcalag: I find it ironic that despite the issue that was during the sixties, most black kids always seems to flock to the back of the bus. RetardedCrow: They still do... RetardedCrow: I guess habbits are hard to break.
<onelove--> i was going to use the holidays to get some booty from my exgirlfriend <onelove--> but she's on this big christian kick <onelove--> complete with no sex before marriage <onelove--> so i guess there's no reason in talking to her anymore
<X5> do what horny college idiot men do every night, hump park benches! <smackfoo> last time i humped a park bench i was late into my teens <smackfoo> it was a quiet, peaceful night in hyde park <smackfoo> the bums had all been incinerated in an unfortunate event with the department of water and power <smackfoo> i stepped up to a cute little wood number, couldn't have been older than 17 <smackfoo> i rubbed her thighs...er...handles, and she cooed in the moonlight <smackfoo> fearing splinters, i gently waxed her humps, making sure to remove any hint of sharpness <smackfoo> slowly, gently, i removed my pants... <smackfoo> um <smackfoo> you guys know the rest <Cithorn> Keep going <Cithorn> I'm not done yet
<markogogo> I once had a dream that there was a huge join flood here. And I kept screwing up when trying to set the mode +i. :/ <Kel> geek nightmares
<Cithorn> Right now.... I'm killing you with my mind <Cithorn> Tell me if you die <AntiarcPrime> If I'm dead, I can't typ........asdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd * AntiarcPrime dies <AntiarcPrime> [ Restore from last save point? ] (Yes/No) <AntiarcPrime> Yes * AntiarcPrime respawns <Cithorn> Aww sunova bitch, now I know what it's like to be a Final Fantasy Villain
<biXen> LMAO, I got kicked from DC because of animal porn? WTF? <biXen> I dont have any animal porn! <biXen> well I guess for some people movies that has black guys in them, they can go as animals
<PhD> i got woken up by a freakin woodpecker today <PhD> i thought someone was knocking :-( <Katlizy> doesnt every guy get one of those in the morning?
<Ishtar-AFK> during chinese new years... they give redpockets filled with money <Ishtar-AFK> for good luck or something, but the important part is cash <SiWaRD> you're chinese? <SiWaRD> I thought you were Korean <Ishtar-AFK> i'm chinese <Ishtar-AFK> wtf <Ishtar-AFK> when i go back to visit my grandparents... they say i dont follow traditions * sweeps starts thinking up racial slurs <sweeps> when i go back to visit my grandparents... they say i dont follow traditions <- you mean communism? <SiWaRD> do your grandparents know martial arts? <sweeps> do they fly?
<Peter> My brother got a $1500 car deck for $6.58 today. <kaliyama> Was that the cost of the crowbar and ski mask?
<Rackshack-GregM> got my first DVD-A on Tuesday <RS-Andrew> dvd-a? double vaginal double anal? <Rackshack-GregM> hah <Rackshack-GregM> DVD Audio
<Mich> do you call a drinking fountain thing a water fountain or a bubbler? <Mystiq> who the fuck would call it a bubbler <Mich> it must be a regional thing <Mich> everyone here says bubbler <Mystiq> yeah well your state voted bush
<The_Snowman> but as always, the kids got a ton of gifts.... : / <The_Snowman> we've spent all day clearing out their room to get room for all the new shi.... toys <Scarebear> We did the same thing yesterday. They got heaps! Yesterday was cleanup day <The_Snowman> im really thinking of kick/banning grandparents from #xmas :/
* jesus takes off your pants. * Sexypants is now known as Sexy <jesus> rawr <Sexy> jesus took off my pants <Kitsa> the lord works in mysterious ways
(XengeL|MakingAnimeVideos): omfg (XengeL|MakingAnimeVideos): whose good with windows paint program? (nemesis): omfg (nemesis): who isnt?
Lukerul1: my mom got a laptop, she opened it up, and was looking at it, and asked what it was Lukerul1: i wanted to cry
<Shadoe> baby collars <Shadoe> hahaha <Shadoe> "here baby baby" *yank* <Shadoe> <---- should not have children.
<+DangerMan> I liked cold weather a lot better when I was fat <bmwii> ya, an extra 30 pounds helps through the winter =) <+ZombiEater> ..or a jacket
<@Shadoe> I don't want to have sex with you <@Shadoe> EVAR <Vladimere> yeah yeah <Vladimere> i've heard it before <Vladimere> that's what they all say, and then they end up staring at the headboard <@Shadoe> yeah, going "jesus christ when will it end"
<GamespitterZ420> i wanted to know why your name is blue and why it has an @in front of it? <@Shadoe> I'm a fucking smurf with a tumor <GamespitterZ420> damn sorry dude my condolences
<Agent> [02:02] * king_away is back from Sex0ring my HAND :D. I was gone for 18secs <Agent> You should see a doctor about that. <Agent> 18 secs?! <king_minkus> :D <king_minkus> yep <king_minkus> my hand is good <king_minkus> DAMN good <Agent> I'll uh... take your word for it :) <Silent_Remorse> 18 secs? Your pathetic <Silent_Remorse> ;p <king_minkus> i repeat <king_minkus> my hand is good <Silent_Remorse> I pity the woman who you eventually trick into having sex with you
<sCoTTiii> is there actually any nice gurls in here, who dont put out, and arnt sluts and are over 16 ? lol, msg me man <My`Albanian`Ass> opposite to that, msg me :)
<Lithium> if i buy a hardware firewall right - i just stick it on, tell it to block all ports - tada <Lithium> easy peasy <stephen> all ports? <Lithium> i aint got time to arse about isntalling software firewalls on every machine <Lithium> i tried before <Noodle> there's an easier and cheaper way to block all ports <Noodle> pull the RJ45 out :P
<domenow> I'm gripping your cock hard <ThAtGuy> i'm feeling your breasts <ThAtGuy> my dick is getting really hard now <domenow> yeah, mine too <domenow> I mean... err.
<Donut[4]> DEFRAG TIME <_ry0suke_> deFAG * Donut[4] has quit IRC (Quit: DEFRAG IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE) * Donut has joined #walktheplank <Donut> HEY WAIT <Donut> F U =( * Donut has quit IRC (Quit: ) <_ry0suke_> :(
<TheThree> your special? <Mj> you're <TheThree> sorry my grammer sucks <Mj> grammar <TheThree> as dose my spelling <Mj> does <TheThree> i give up
SquallBane: True gamers don't need controllers/keyboards/mice. SquallBane: They memorize the game and play it in their head. blindpyro: wtf. blindpyro: then how do you play mulplayer. SquallBane: You get three friends to sit in the same room and rattle off verbose descriptions of what's happening.
<likwid8> anyone know where I can get the ABC special on how hackers get movies for free?
<jre> http://www.toronto.com/feature/344/ "The cemetery's roots date back to the Primitive Methodists." <jre> Primitive Methodists <AFRICAN_THUNDER> so in other words 1967
tom: I deep throated a banana once tom: I'm good at it tom: all the girls in class looked at me funny tho
<NateDog> HH, I'd accept a blowjob from anyone as long as they didn't have herpes or some other mouth disease <`Syntax> Nate would accept a blowjob from *!*@*
<jre> WHAT? They pulled the teeth out POST-MORTEM? <jre> What losers <jre> The Nazis have just lost so much respect from me
<Anon> holy crap, you know you've been on IRC too long when you see p133 and think 'plee'...
<NateDog> when you don't even want to pay $0.00 for something you must be REALLY cheap
<KMQ> foo is not xxxx <Skunks> foo *can* be xxxx <KMQ> no... <KMQ> fooo can be xxxx <Skunks> heh <KMQ> but not foo <Skunks> variable length is not limited by the name of the variable :P
* wintax accidentally substitutes tequila for olive oil while trying to make salad dressing
<AlpViper> apparantly my motherboard temp is 72 degrees <AlpViper> is that bad <Nom> farenheight or celcius ? <Nom> if its celcius then yes, its bad <AlpViper> oh dear