<The_Cold> I wish it was the end of January. <Tenchi147> it is <Tenchi147> in japan... <Tenchi147> in japan it's the year 2025 <The_Cold> I wish it was the end of january in North America. <Tenchi147> it is <Tenchi147> in canada <Tenchi147> it's like 1805 in canada
<@_aa_> I need more friends <@_aa_> good ones <@_aa_> instead of bad friends <@_aa_> but I guess there's no such thing as bad friends <biVulate> aa: join a fraternity :P <@_aa_> I said friends not people who will super glue my penis to a milk crate when I'm asleep
<@Campbell> I saw the best thing today... I was around at a mates place and these Jehovah's Witnesses came around preaching their shit <@Campbell> So my mate invites them in and sits down and offers them pizza and cookies. <@Campbell> After about 15 minutes they left very happy. <@Campbell> We spotted them about an hour later lying in a park staring at the sky <@Campbell> I guess those hash cookies and that magic mushie pizza really did its job. <@Campbell> Who said drugs were bad?!
<%kc1313> im a good analizer [<Nematocyst> ANALIZER? <Nematocyst> OR ANALYZER <%kc1313> yeah the second
<ally> i wonder what postage of a live animal would be to washington >.> <rcg> illegal?
<torch> is a 19" monitor big enough to run 1600x1200, or should i get a 21"? <qball> 1600x1200 is kinda tight on the 19 <qball> actually it's very tight <Matt97GT> like 9 y/o tight? <ReeferCpe> male or female?
<dreawn> I found out earlier today from an ex-AF friend of mine that a gallon of prize winning bull semen sells for 10 L <dreawn> err 10 K <dreawn> so I've taken up a new occupation and double life as a semen rustler. <Marmalade420> so i need is polar bear semen <Marmalade420> and i can get money <Marmalade420> all <dreawn> well, prize-winning bull semen. <dreawn> you could join my gang of ruthless thugs who steal semen from large creatures and try to sell it <Marmalade420> sure <dreawn> nothing like fleeing the farm of a north dakota farmer with a gang of lawmen chasing you in pickup trucks worrying about spilling some bull gravy out of a tin pail <dreawn> nope, nothing at all.
RetardedCrow: www.ragingrooster.com Chloe Margarita: You find the oddest sites. How do you do that? RetardedCrow: I looked up cock. RetardedCrow: Fights, er, cock FIGHTS
<Lazy_Robot> Sometimes they dont label the gay porn gay on kazaa.... <Lazy_Robot> I wonderd why the guys were fucking <Lazy_Robot> thought some ladies were coming.... <Lazy_Robot> took awhile b4 I realised.
<TsN|Wildchild> yes Im a nerd... Im pushing 30 and I enjoy playing video games, so sue me bitch <TsN|AgentABC> im pushing 16 WC, i feel you pain <TsN|Wildchild> thats puberty abc it will pass
<gatewatcher> heh, last year, when my parrents made me goto ccd, i had to sit through a pro-life presentation. after, the guy asked my friend if he was pro-life. my friend goes yes, of course i am, i'm catholic. the guy goes, that's good. then my friend goes, yeah, i mean you can't eat babies unless they're born... the guy was clearly horrified.
<silk|around> whats that site where you put a name in and it says your a homo or somthing <silk|around> ahh got one <silk|around> nn all
(hydroponik): lol my penis is naked and its 10 inches long :] (cursor): hydroponik: objects in mirror are nine inches bigger than they areally are
<@bmann> once it gets warmer im getting a fucking job <@rambopfc> just get a snowblower, u could get a blow job
<Miz> why does windows messager not close? :E <Miz> there isnt anything using it! <Cheez> hotmail? <Miz> not visible anyway <Miz> nope <Miz> no windows open 'cept this <Cheez> try killing the process * Miz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <Cheez> wrong process...
<T`karthon> This is my hard drive assnip, I just don't like having 10 gigs of mp3s slowing my shit down <Spleen_work> you are a stupid fuck
<[_tOz_]> people saying internet is full of childporn is so full of bullshit...i cant find a single picture
< back2u> yeah ... somme ppl r just born loosers like urslef ... < pairo> Hey, at least I can spell loser. < back2u> heh. < pairo> Not to mention "people", "are" and "yourself". < back2u> good for you ... < pairo> Oh, and "some". < back2u> the caybord is not a good one :P
<bi0cide> this is rad <bi0cide> its erotic magnetic poetry <bi0cide> im getting off just reading the words <bi0cide> errr <bi0cide> :|
(@RyJones) new laptop? (lukehop^) No, it's my old one, just gradually turning it into a cow (@RyJones) yeah my exwife did that
<[Knob]> IM NOT COLORBLIND, thanks to this test: http:// www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/vision_sabotage.asp <rTenshi> I WISH I WERE BLIND, thanks to this page: http:// www.goatse.cx
<Arcturus|BuF> The Sims is the only game where you can kill someone by trapping them between strategically placed toilets
<Bal> saw lotr2 <biff|JK2> u like Bal? <Bal> when legolas calls out to gimli at the begining, i was expecting him to say 'come on silent bob' <Lun> LOL
<rover> I took my Ventolin puffer, and puffed it onto this cockroach that was still <rover> it died
<jihad> i need crack <craz> www.gamecopyworld.com <jihad> not this fuckin software, the drug
<Meshugga> sleep is supposed to be done between 6 am and 2 pm <octane> whats this sleep thingie anyways? <octane> is it something real or yet another urban legend? <Meshugga> sleep, neut., The thing which makes all your boxen idle <octane> thats called `power outage' here.
*this took place on December 26th [00:01] <chewy> </christmas> [00:02] <berger> haha
<Kevyn> I think I'm going to buy one of those LCD screens and snap it onto my girlfriend instead of my Gamecube. <Kevyn> So I can play Monkey Ball and fuck her in the ass at the same time.
<crunchyfish> It's easier to talk to girls if you find little ways to surprise them. <crunchyfish> Like punching them in their fucking whore face in a dark parking lot.
<_apostle_> yea but all the really fun stuff costs more money <_apostle_> and you need to find the right kid of hooker <Monk_Grav> The right kid of hooker? <Monk_Grav> I'm pretty sure that's illegal. <_apostle_> *kind
<wangschlong> So i was walking by some house <wangschlong> and some hot girl was staring at me from the house <wangschlong> so i go closer and shes still staring at me <wangschlong> it turns out <wangschlong> IT WAS A FUCKING LAMP
<fiddler> how do u ppl say either, like i-ther or like e-ther? <jnss> i don't say either
<Sirex> i should set the ping reply as a negative number <Sirex> and tell people i'm from the future
<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with firearms on it? <K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death with a big black cock.
* Mr`Anders is now known as MrAndersn <TreOptik> mrandersn sounds like a pedophile biochemestry teacher ***later <_spirit_> hmm mr anderson... that reminds me of highschool <TreOptik> i said something like that too ..
<LeX|NgToN> i got a blister on the inside of my hand =/ <Vagabonde> haha, from wacking off? <LeX|NgToN> Y DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THAT?!
<StillAway> omg i got spam saying 'someone at work likes you'. they really dont target this shit well do they, I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB
<robg> Fuck. My room is still on fire. <robg> It's a small electrical one, though. <robg> My moms trying to take care of it. <NonToxic> robg then GET OFF IRC!!
joerodZ3: ppl should chase their dreams joerodZ3: it's the route to happiness RGarza983: and jailtime
<cronwrk> this is a really stupid question.. but anyway.. what drivers should you use with microsoft wheelman mouse.. will logitech drivers work?
*** m0ndi changes topic to '[01:08] <Lottiepie> now i don't have pussy anymore [01:10] <m0ndi> u left it at your ex bf's place that he can have some fun with [01:10] <Lottiepie> yep :)' <m0ndi> i guess thats enuff <Lottiepie> the topic is too big <mensab> nothings too big as long as is all goes in <mensab> errrm... that could go into bash :P
<voidnull> Computers destroyed my life. Today when my mum told me to get up, I asked her for the password.
<Kaitlin> Holy shit my chair just broke right out from under me... I was just sitting here and next thing I know I'm on the ground and the keyboard tray has fallen down on top of me <Kaitlin> I'm not a fatass, I swear!!!! *inno* <Shala> i was refraining from that comment, tubby
<Matto20V> get lost <uneekwahn> I can't <uneekwahn> I have a map * Matto20V points at his asshole * uneekwahn opens his map for "the grand canyon"
<Mosqui^> but don't diss clothes <Mosqui^> clothes rule <Mosqui^> i love clothes <Mosqui^> and i love shopping for clothes <Mosqui^> .....god i'm a woman
<+ [Frost2] > fuck theres something in my eye <psychicbug> frost got a cumshot in the eye <psychicbug> ...again <@ [ArtForz]> he prolly saw it cumming <psychicbug> hahaha <+ [Frost2] > you guys are sick k thx
* DrZaius sets mode: +b *.*!*@* <DrZaius> lmao <sneve> haha <Air|THPS2> doc <Air|THPS2> why *.*!? <DrZaius> i've been using dos a lot lately <DrZaius> and wasn't thinking * DrZaius sets mode: -b *.*!*@*
* SilverH|Work is now known as SilverHorse <SilverHorse> OMFG <SilverHorse> I HELD MY DAMN DIAHREA ALL DAMN DAY <SilverHorse> THEN I JUST GOT HOME <SilverHorse> IT WAS LIKE FUCKING HIROSHIMA <SilverHorse> I mean jesus <SilverHorse> you could hear the splash across the house <SilverHorse> it literally covered the entire surface area of my ass <SilverHorse> japanese people died when I let it go
<Jeph> Anyone have a dedicated server, my host is going out of business, and we were buds so I wasn't paying anything, and can't right now... heh? <sbrain> maybe thats why they were going out of business