< winter_the_mute> i am both of those things < winter_the_mute> sadly i am also a programmer so < winter_the_mute> fit and pretty only gets you so far when you're autistic <@ Riztazz> | there is a 3rd option to it <@ Riztazz> | sadly only a handful of men can achieve that <@ Riztazz> | and its not something you can do anything about <@ Riztazz> | well <@ Riztazz> | nowdays u can <@ Riztazz> | get a big dick < winter_the_mute> im black so i got that too < winter_the_mute> but last time i whipped my dick out to a woman, she moved seats on the bus
<wusel>hey whasti do you make love to your woman in the other hole? <whasti>eww you sir are disgusting <whasti>she could get pragnant from that
Govind: once I saw a sign that said "Parking for Drive-Thru customers only". that was the stupidest thing I'd ever read until I read Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
<Church> Sup folks <BytesAndCoffee> Church: do you program? <Church> Ja. <BytesAndCoffee> more functional or more imperative? <Church> Mix. <BytesAndCoffee> Church: deplorable, church and state should never mix! <Church> Heh <Church> Oh god. It clicked. <Church> Fuck you. <Church> That joke has layers... >_>
<mogh> I landed an in person interview <sergey> where at? <alexander> Hydraulic Press Inc. <sergey> You've gotta crush the interview to work there <sergey> very firm handshake is a plus as well <kurn> dunno if I'd want to work there, I hear it's a high-pressure environment <kurn> and opportunities for advancement are pretty flat <alexander> Getting the wrong manager there can be soul-crushing. <helena> but getting the right one can be powerfully uplifting <mogh> I think I could squeeze out a living
<sneak> what is a good keto alternative to chips <sneak> like kfc but from chicken shops not kfc <S3tanta> I mean <S3tanta> if you buy a breast of chicken <S3tanta> and you fry that <S3tanta> that's keto <sneak> thats not fried chicken <sneak> thats just chicken <sneak> fried <S3tanta> that's literally what fried chicken is <S3tanta> chicken that is fried
<randymarsh9> what's the proper way to administer a remote linux server? <aeyxa> ssh <phogg> randymarsh9: Hire me to use ssh. <randymarsh9> phogg: do you take bitcoin <phogg> randymarsh9: no, I take payment only in Linux support. That YOU provide, later. <phogg> to other people <randymarsh9> what is ssh file transfer protocol claled <aeyxa> sftp <SporkWitch> scp <phogg> sftp > scp, but sure you can use scp too <randymarsh9> ok i want to use scp but whenever i try to edit/ move file i get access denied <randymarsh9> only root has access to modify those files <SporkWitch> you've answered your own question then <randymarsh9> i can't login as root though <randymarsh9> there's gotta be a simple way to do this without changing folder permissions everytime <randymarsh9> i know how from ssh but want to do the same from scp <aeyxa> There is, you log in as root <randymarsh9> no, i turned that shit off because some stupid security blog told me it's the right thing to do <randymarsh9> you are basically telling me the hard way to do it <randymarsh9> i already know how to do it the hard way i was looking for something easier through scp <randymarsh9> telling me to login as root is hardly an answer <aeyxa> randymarsh9: Log in as your user, then sudo up to root <randymarsh9> aeyxa: how do you sudo up in scp <aeyxa> randymarsh9: What files are you moving, where are you moving them from, what have you tried. <randymarsh9> aeyxa: want to edit files in /etc/ <aeyxa> randymarsh9: Do you have permission to use the root account? <randymarsh9> yes, but the login through scp with root is turned off <aeyxa> randymarsh9: If you only want to edit files, I don't know why you're asking about scp and sftp. <randymarsh9> aeyxa: because if i do it through scp i'm able to use the gui
RageOmega: my gf's father yelled at me when he found out i took her virginity, i told him it wouldnt happen again and he let me off the hook
On a sunny summer eve < Jan-> I really need to write up a readme on this to explain exactly what it's required to do. < Jan-> Every time I bring it up, I go through this same conversation. < Emil> Jan-: have you entertained the thought < Emil> that < Emil> you might be wrong? < Emil> If everytime you bring it up people tell you are wrong < Emil> Have you even considered the alternative? < Jan-> Sure. But then I've reexamined the situation, and realised that no, I'm right, it's just that you don't understand my use case. A few minutes later < Jan-> bear in mind I've explained this about a billion times and it always ends like this. < Jan-> it's getting really bloody tiresome. < Emil> it ends with people not wanting to hear your shit anymore < Jan-> I'm not an idiot, I have thought about this, I understand the problem.
< froggey> which is another dependency, and another place for people to fuck up and send me bug reports < aejsmith> solution: don't get users < aejsmith> they're all terrible, so just avoid that problem by not having anyone use your software < froggey> I'm trying! I'm building the weirdest and most useless possible software and yet people still want to use it < froggey> I don't understand it at all
<scoob> so, question for you geezers <scoob> gotta be in NY in a suit tomorrow. ok, fine. Flying out tomorrow. <scoob> I can wear the suit on the plane and go straight, or I can pack it and change <scoob> both seem shitty <unclefat> are you flying in the animal hold ? <scoob> the finest economy delta has to offer <unclefat> can get you a gold medallion for $500 <unclefat> good odds on getting upgraded to a class that lets you hang your coat and doesn't fly you with some fatty's elbow up your asshole <unclefat> #justsayin <unclefat> also, for suit-wearing times i make them fly me in the night before and scrip a hotel room <scoob> yeah, this is personal travel <scoob> and just came in from elsewhere tonight <scoob> didn't get to go direct from place to place <unclefat> so where would you change ? <scoob> friends place <scoob> someone's hotel room <scoob> whatever <scoob> that part is squared away <unclefat> then i'd bring the suit <unclefat> and fly like the animal you are <scoob> all day erry day <unclefat> go get shorn and whatnot at your boy's barn
SKoertig: I am trapped in a Bank of America please send help SKoertig: They do not have a bathroom SKoertig: I may die in this place. Artilicer: odd Artilicer: they let me use their bathroom Artilicer: last time when I was bleeding from the mouth thanks to wisdom teeth removal SKoertig: I think they literally have no toilet. Artilicer: so Artilicer: do they use the mouths of their customers or SKoertig: These are accountants. I am fairly certain they do not poop. SKoertig: Their buttholes are purely recreational in purpose. Artilicer: how convenient SKoertig: Please poop in my buttholehhfuffjrqqow SKoertig: Sorry one of the tellers stole my phone for a second Reuben Sandwich: fyi, the bathroom is not in the safe SKoertig: I escaped. No prison can hold me
<Ilikehorses> dude... how do u play this game? <Xenocideophile> it's a chat room for programmers <Ilikehorses> i know THAT <Xenocideophile> then you're good to go <Ilikehorses> no no no how do I make a game <Xenocideophile> depends <Ilikehorses> ...? <Xenocideophile> Depends what language you want to use to start off with <Ilikehorses> american
<leo60228> vim is even better <leo60228> but i honestly don't know how to open a new tab in it <Pixl> we have reached peak hipster
<drbngrl> hi <LordCow> yo <fppe> hello there girl <fppe> what happened to your vowels <LordCow> cost saving <drbngrl> what vowels <LordCow> exactly <fppe> she had a vowel movement <drbngrl> what are yoll talking about
<fppe> The worst thing about a prostate exam is when he finds out you're not a real doctor.
<empirebuilder1> i got this burn on my middle finger <empirebuilder1> real bad one, like 3rd degree shit <empirebuilder1> and it looks kinda nasty from all the dead skin flaking off <kin101> empirebuilder1: tmi pls <empirebuilder1> but now i can flip someone off <empirebuilder1> and say "sick burn bro" <kin101> why must you do this to me
shadoxx: ...I have 17 terminal windows open right now. bai: r u a h4x0r?? shadoxx: 2_1337_4_school bai: dang just don't hack me ok shadoxx: okay shadoxx: You could be infosec bai. Ur pretty good shadoxx: I was going to hack you, but then you appealed to my humanity. bai: social engineered af
<tttb> Why did the programmer quit his job? <tttb> because he didn't get arrays
<RoadJoe> I put the F in spelling <me-money-mix> i put the cum in company <We_are_Dad> I put the fun in funeral <GNAustin> I put the myself in killing myself
< ntc> is it possible to recover encrypted files from an ecryptfs container? i lost the passphrase < scorbutus> ntc: you could try filing a foia request with dhs
<akrs> You know you have fallen far from the path of light when you have to read the git man pages for push <buffalo> fallen from grace, akrs <akrs> I'm gonna do a git push -f +[sha]:master <buffalo> that's a dark arts spell, that is <buffalo> such commands do not come out of love, compassion, and understanding <buffalo> they come from malice <buffalo> and the will to destroy <buffalo> and chaos
<@apexthief> Okay we have taco tuesday I need other food day of the week ideas <@AltRhombu> taco wednesday <@AltRhombu> taco thursday
<Papa_Wa> Anyone else struggling to login? <Udungoof> i'm struggling most of the time <Udungoof> not necessarily with loginservers though <Udongoof> life mostly
<Mcme> Just got the last skiing of the season done <Microshrimp> I am banned from skiing <fear> Storytime? <Mcme> How does one get banned from skiing? <Microshrimp> after the last time I tried it.... couldn't figure out how to stop and I was headed toward about 10 people who were standing in a circle talking. It was like human bowling.
< EvanStone> Have u guys seen that babe on the special Olympics commercial < EvanStone> Hnnnnng < fred> wtf < fred> EvanStone has a disabled person fetish < vitro> omg < EvanStone> What < vitro> i almost choked to death while reading that < EvanStone> Only her brain is fucked < vitro> EvanStone is fucked < EvanStone> Not her face < EvanStone> Yo vitro is mad judgemental < EvanStone> Like a retard can't be sexy < EvanStone> Plz stop discriminating
<crowell> aa has some shitty seats <crowell> i can't even use laptop <jpaglier> you can get their miles so easy tho <crowell> how am i supposed to play ctf in this seat <kiboneu> crowell: next time offer to speak, you get a table <crowell> kiboneu: on the airplane?
<_ohm> Akahige, obviously you haven't heard of OOP and you need to check your priviledge <Pyrious> Valid c++ if it's following a "//" <Akahige> _ohm: Did you just assume my paradigm!? <mwd> OOM > OOP <_ohm> Akahige, nice
Creamate: if i were black toppington_kek: you could fuck your wife Creamate: i would be a cardiac surgeon already toppington_kek: oh
*** Gad is now known as REGISTER. *** REGISTER is now known as IDENTIFY. *** IDENTIFY is now known as Gad. <petn-randall> Gad: /msg nickserv help <Dark-Jedi> Just wait, his nick will change to "HELP" any moment now. *** Gad is now known as HELP.
<@neonjesus> up your game, chatters. this is professional level chatting. <@atomic> oh yeah <@atomic> professional for sure <@atomic> I'm being paid to chat right now <@atomic> in fact, I probably get paid to chat more than I get paid to work <@neonjesus> its why we all went into IT in the first place <@neonjesus> we got on irc when we were children <@neonjesus> and thought <@neonjesus> hey <@neonjesus> i would like to chat for a living. how do i get to do that? <@atomic> lol <@neonjesus> first, you have to look like you're busy in terminal <@Jugernaut> hah <@neonjesus> second, you have to be the unwatched watcher. <@neonjesus> third, ??? <@neonjesus> profit. <@neonjesus> so here we are. <@neonjesus> a bunch of professional motherfuckin' chatters.
<sophia_> wow look at this new type of cat named a toyger <MaxInux> pretty cat <MaxInux> looks like a bengal sorta <sophia_> its totally different than a bengal apparently <sophia_> custom bred <MaxInux> neat still looks like a bengal :) just slightly more striped <sophia_> ya its pretty <jm> am I the only person who's appalled at humanity's efforts to selectively breed traits they find cute, funny, or otherwise desirable? <blaxthos> jm: do you date ugly girls ? <sophia_> heh
<Mosai> my habit of buying junk food significantly diminished when they took the self checkouts out of the nearby safeway <Mosai> since i now have to look another human being in the face when i purchase stuff now
<omglolbah> our official template database had a digital test logic page called "DIGITEST" (from the times when we used 8.3 filenames) <omglolbah> so my coworker needed to create one for analog test logic <.< <omglolbah> I got to write the docs for "Template: ANALTEST"
< Dustin> I was talking to a French friend earlier. He was annoyed that English didn't have a word for a specific kind of pride like French does. I pointed out that the French having more words for pride is like the Inuits having more words for snow. < Dustin> He didn't laugh. =[
<+Skerper> I remember once in first year CS <+Skerper> this guy asked me to tutor him <+Skerper> was absolutely devastated that he'd gotten a 0 for his programming assignment <+Skerper> so he shows it to me <+Skerper> and he's literally written an essay on how to make the program <nugyflex> what the fuck <+Skerper> complete with stock images and references <BlackMoon> hahah <+Jattenalle> haha, aaw <+Skerper> but no actual program <nugyflex> ahahha <+Jattenalle> poor innocent little child <+Skerper> Never had such an "oh sweety" moment in my life <nugyflex> how does that happen <+Skerper> I have no fucking idea, it was the most awkward thing <nugyflex> how can that possibly happen... <+Skerper> I don't know how he got it into his head that that was the assignment <+Skerper> considering it had to be handed up to an automarker <+Skerper> that compiles it and tests output <nugyflex> Oooo nooo <nugyflex> tries to compile essay <nugyflex> rip
<cpb> wonder if there's a strip club that needs a linux admin... <clockwork> i was about to balk at that but then i thought about it and realized strip clubs don't have windows
<@peted> i get distracted by that a lot <@peted> sometimes, actually, a lot of the time, i just get distracted by my own thoughts < brzt> I think thats call ADHD? <@peted> do they? < brzt> I just said I think they do... <@peted> and i asked do they... <@peted> this instant replay brought to you by pepsi cola < brzt> See above.
<Chaosbreaker> "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." <Chaosbreaker> "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" <Chaosbreaker> "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." <Chaosbreaker> "OK, I will tell you a TCP joke." <Chaosbreaker> "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" <Chaosbreaker> "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." <Chaosbreaker> "OK, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, has 2 characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline." <Chaosbreaker> "OK, I am ready to get the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has 2 characters, does not have a setting, and ends with a punchline." <Chaosbreaker> "I'm sorry, your connection has been timed out." <Chaosbreaker> "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
<Zygo> if you're not finding errors, you're not looking hard enough <lazy_bum> Is this some kind of woman motto?
<Humbedooh> Roses are red, leaves are green, but only Java has AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean
<retry> i miss bathing in hot springs <retry> in japan that's something you can just do whenever you feel like it <fuckyou> except they call it bukkake
<Joe> my friend told me to google kurea hasumi <Joe> and I did <Joe> that was a mistake <Denwa> Don't like jav's, Joe? <Joe> no, by mistake I mean I have 27 active torrents running now
<Haz> started my internship today <Haz> they banged a gong no less than six times first thing in the morning after a meeting <fwilson> yeah, that's part of agile