<bse> Instinct is a kickass movie <wataru> Basic? <bse> wataru: no.. pervert <wataru> Pervert Instinct?
<Xpert887> youre gonna be a computer god one day and people around the world will come to you with their problems <onesidedzer0> then i'll give them bullshit explanations and take their money <Xpert887> ohh so youre gonna take after gateway?
[devilsad] OO is like the missionary position, all day long
[@sobri] heh
[@sobri] i think of it more like group sex
[devilsad] no wonder you like it then
[@sobri] class ReachAround extends AnalSex
[_Spunky_] its like an orgy with everyone you know - you know
exactly how to treat each class
[_Spunky_] whereas imperative code, you have to be formally
introduced to each new partenr
[@sobri] and remember every conversation you've had with them,
just incase you put your food in your mouth with something you
say later
[devilsad] it's too clean and clinical for me
[devilsad] rubber gloves on before the insertion, so to speak
[@sobri] heh
[_Spunky_] haha
[devilsad] no casual toying with other people's private
functions
[@sobri] i don't know OOP in any languages other than php, but
can always statically call methods
[@sobri] $jizzim = ForePlay::handJob;
[_Spunky_] public sub spunkOnTheCarpet()
[@sobri] $orgy = new Orgy; $orgy->addFemale('linda'); $orgy->
addFemale('tina'); $orgy->addMidget('gary'); $orgy->addSelf();
[devilsad] lol
<Crusader> www.privatehacksthatareonlyonmycomputer.com <Azorbix> its a dead link you jerk
<Mentar> why did hitler kill himself? <JoltX> because he was deranged <JoltX> and he didnt want to give the jews the satisfaction <Mentar> wrong <Mentar> he saw the gas bill
<Siron> the bathroom is full and i gotta go.. <neural> well there is that bush <neural> and that.. corner <phyrearms> siron just point it spray it under the door
<gwend> my 6 key doesnt work half the time >< <Kiri> my CTRL key types a ` when i press it <Kiri> lol <gwend> lol <Kiri> and my numpad opens internet explorer <Kiri> or my computer <Kiri> depends on which number lol *** Kiri has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) <EvilCouch> guess she pushed the wrong number
<Nergy> How much do movies cost these days? <Meatwad> matine's cost 5.50 or so <Nergy> w00t! I have that! <Nergy> in fact, its RIGHT in my pants now <Meatwad> dollars not inches <Nergy> oh my bad.
<@arp> Importance: Normal <@arp> INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE BY 1/4 INCH IN ONE WEEK! <@arp> Guaranteed!!!!!! <@arp> YAY! <argoth> thanks for sharing <j0ker> hell I can do that in a few seconds
<I3aH> can anyone help me? i need to get wine working <CyberdogM8> just drink more of it <CyberdogM8> it'll work eventually
<ibrahim> is there alive experts? <ozzmosis> I've been alive since I was born, you could say I'm an expert at it
<+FlatFace> ASDFHK <+FlatFace> WTF <+FlatFace> WOLF 3D SOURCE 8K?! <+FlatFace> wait that's the disclaimer <+FlatFace> SHIT
<@FrozenShade> Customer: "What kind of ink cartidges do I need for this scanner?"
(+[MO]GeX) James[UH] you got a GF ain't you ? (@James[UH]) gf, geforce or girlfriend...
<mog> I take pride in being completly bitter and cynical <BosTony> I take pride in the fact that Ive gone 5 weeks without an STD. <mog> and getting pissed off at the smallest aspects of society <mog> like personalized license plates <PsykadelicAngel> Tony, we're so proud <Jennilala> I'm getting one. <Jennilala> :P <BosTony> An STD? <Jennilala> no <mog> ahaha
<kingBooze> is there a spanish -> english translator that sucks less dicks than altavista.babelfish? <LostXanadu> puerto ricans
<tHeo^doctor-appt`> this is prolly too much information <tHeo^doctor-appt`> but I haven't been able to get off in like a month or something <Miyabi> dude, your nuts must be huge <Miyabi> i mean, as a result <Miyabi> that wasn't random props
<TuxMan> beh you know what happened... <terminus> what? <TuxMan> i whacked off while watching the linux kernel compile... <TuxMan> i mean... uh... <terminus> o_O
<Campbell> You know you're seriously got nothing better to do when you start measuring time in units other than minutes and hours. <Oli[bath]> Win2k uptime: two quadrillion two hundred thirteen trillion seven hundred seventy-nine billion six hundred twenty-one million two hundred five thousand two hundred ninety-two Caesium-133 Radiation-periods (2,213,779,621,205,292| 2 days, 18 hours, 53 mins, 41 secs)
kindle9: the computer lab is *craaaazy* today tomemos: "Dig this crazy scene" crazy? kindle9: "oh my god it's not printing why isn't it printing i need it to be printing what the hell is wrong with you make it start printing!!!" crazy kindle9: then they start foaming at the mouth tomemos: Do you ever have to put them down? kindle9: i wish kindle9: apparently i'm not allowed near tranquilizers anymore kindle9: some sort of.. legal thing.. lawsuits.. restraining orders.. kindle9: *ahem* kindle9: let's just say i got a little over-zealous yesterday tomemos: "I know you're a computer person, but we're out of library staff. Take this tazer and go in there!" tomemos: This is why I don't study in the library. tomemos: Because you could KILL ME. kindle9: could? kindle9: more like will!
<Rin> 65 peolpe killed in Canada by guns last year <Rin> 63 in UK <Rin> 64 in Australia <Rin> 11,456 in USA <Ram> we win!
<Supachikn> redhat is the ms of linux distros <Supachikn> make everything pretty, dont worry about functionality <pont> my penis is the slackware of penis <pont> :D <pont> Hard and stable <Supachikn> and fits inside one cd?
<Tomalak> Pregnancy from rape is extremely rare. <DarkYouth> But here you are, eh Tomalak? <Tomalak> I wouldn't say what your dad did to your mom was strictly consensual, DY. If a sheep runs away, it doesn't mean "keep on going".
<Winkingdog> Cute toll collector At the Harbour tunnel this morning. Blond, young and very cute. I'm gunna ask her out.. <Winkingdog> I wonder how many round trips Ill have to do before I get the chance :) <DD> Shit!!! She's already costing you money!:-)
<fantom> I'm going to play drinking games with tcpdump. what keyword should make me take a drink? <rizzoh> tcp
TaniquaLoL: i stole my moms stash and sold it to her friend hahaha EyezBloodshot: lmao TaniquaLoL: shes all bitchy now though
<Krypt|LOTR2> i was given 200 dollars to survive a month alone while the rest of my family went to dominican republic <Krypt|LOTR2> i blew half of that on games <Krypt|LOTR2> and didnt eat for like 2 weeks <Krypt|LOTR2> i lost alot of weight
[54]Drekknni: I've noticed that Mario Sunshine makes me feel pretty violent. More so than GTA3 or other "violent", "adult" games, anyway. I can't stand more than 20 minutes or so of it without getting pissed off and throwing the controller.
<WetCuntDelirium> Well quit acting like a nazi, and perhaps misconceptions won't be developed <mike> i must have missed the part where i started hating jews <mike> i did not, however, miss the part where i started hating "j00"
<Diplomatic> Christina -> We wanna see your bewbies <Christina> bewbies? What are you? 3?
<Dugimodo> ever notice miracles stopped happening when the video camera was invented <pog> and then they started up again when digital editing came by
<Comrade_90> any one have the new "best of nirvana" album? <`2L> best of nirvana? <`2L> whats that? <`2L> 74 minutes of silence from just after when Kurt died?
G3nki: my printer is printing subliminal messages on my paper Keerax: ...o_O G3nki: it's printing out "Join the Military!" G3nki: like cutting half of it at the top of the page Keerax: yvan eht nioj G3nki: never!
<Mystiq`> i wish you spoke better english <[SePtOr]> i should not <[SePtOr]> i dont have why... you understand what i wanna say... It even matter
CcLpRPG: it was like, my friend saw a chick at the movies, but she had a boyfriend CcLpRPG: My friend says, screw him CcLpRPG: I say, you screw him, i'll screw her
<@exit2eden9> my mother just told me the funniest story ever <@exit2eden9> she was in the supermarket before, and this person in front of her was fighting with her toddler...who kept taking candy off the rack and putting it in the cart... <@exit2eden9> she was saying "no...you cannot have candy...it is almost dinner time and you cant have any" and this is going on for a while <@exit2eden9> so the kid yells really loud: <@exit2eden9> "if you dont let me have candy im gonna call gramma and tell her you had daddy's peepee in your mouth" <@exit2eden9> the woman ran out of the store...left all her groceries there
<Terra-ist> i need roms * Terra-ist wants a good rom site <Terra-ist> just gimme a good rom site and ill shut up >=[ <lea_notwriting> Ever tried Google? <lea_notwriting> I heard it has GREAT roms.
<Affe> god damn black socks <Affe> i need to start pairing them together <Affe> i pulled some out figuring 'oh if i pull out a few, i'll eventually end up with a pair' <Affe> i had 8 different kinds of socks in my hand <Ouroboros> Wow, Affe. <Ouroboros> Your life must be incredibly boring if you thought that was interesting enough to tell us.
DasKrav: Know what I hate? DasKrav: Repeating myself. Destroy_Boy2000: What? DasKrav: I said I hate repeating myself Destroy_Boy2000: Huh? DasKrav: I SAID I HATE- DasKrav: Oh wait DasKrav: YOU FUCKING QUEEF
<Murr> I received a fascinating insight into govt operations today <drm> hows that? <Murr> ordered some maps from the california geological survey 2 weeks ago <Murr> received them 1 week ago <Murr> and got a call today from a lady who had problems reading my CC#
<@X-G> makes you wonder ... <@X-G> why a penguin? <@X-G> who invented tux? <@X-G> and how did it become the linux symbol? <@elver> there's a long story behind it... <@elver> Torvalds loves penguins, one of them once bit him too at a zoo <@elver> and that's basically it <@X-G> story. too. long. can't. stay. awake.
<Wolfy> if i ain't a geek i'm certainly not a nerd :p <Wolfy> so that leaves normal or extrovert <Wolfy> :p <+damadm00> or 'wanker'
vickiholt: do you know what I hate? fyrestorm: What? vickiholt: I spent over three months writing a friggin' manual for our document control system and people still do a quick tutorial around the desk vickiholt: I don't mind that vickiholt: what I hate is when THEY DON'T READ THE FRIGGIN' MANUAL FIRST vickiholt: A tutorial should not include the words "lets just see what happens if I do <click> this" vickiholt: The friggin' book tells you vickiholt: it's not a big document as I spent time making sure it was short vickiholt: <fume> vickiholt: 3 f***in' months vickiholt: of having meetings with some of the most boring (admin) people in the world vickiholt: <super power fume> vickiholt: Oooh chocolate vickiholt: </fume>
<cravecave> I used to have a gig of ram <cravecave> then one stick went limp and even viagra couldnt help it, now it just prematurely ejaculates and XP, being the slut she is, doesnt like when that happens and has a fit * harrellj looks at cravecave * Astral does too * harrellj puts that in her quit messages <cravecave> All I was trying to say was I'm only half the system I used to be
<Apocolypse> you know, id be into this stuff if i was about 15 years younger.... im 13
<DSmooth> u guys see Moby got beat up in Boston? <DSmooth> i guess now if you are a superfan of an artist <DSmooth> you stalk them <DSmooth> then beat them up <DSmooth> to show respect
<Flossie> depends how much you get paid for staying in bed <Brocken> I get payed £100 an hour for the things I do in bed <nameinuse> you run a law firm from under your duvet? <Brocken> no, I'm a gimp ;(