<quintessential> HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE JUST FIRED A FIRECRACKER ONTO MY BALCNONY <kuntraver> heh <quintessential> i should close teh door, but its not a noisy one, its just a sparkler on steroids i tink <kuntraver> anyhoo, how are the submissions going? <quintessential> ok, i just uploaded a batch yesterday <quintessential> wtf <kuntraver> ? <quintessential> CRAP MY CAT IS ON FIRE!!!!!!
<PamelaPeaks> man my assistant is eating some weird ass sausage that smells like farts <rooster> hrm <dedd[afk]> yummy <rooster> weird "ass sausages" <rooster> or weird ass "sausages"
Number-6: i should get a PO box while i'm at the post office angryskul: ok angryskul: so my dad had a PO box angryskul: but not at the post office, at this little photo/ copy mailbox kinkos like place angryskul: anyhow, he also used to get voicemail there because he didnt' want his insane clients calling the house angryskul: he used to have to reach over the counter to grab his voicemail angryskul: after a while he got the guy to install a phone inside his box angryskul: one day he's all checking his mail, then he reaches in and pulls out the phone angryskul: punches in some numbers angryskul: then he notices this dude _staring_ at him angryskul: anyhow, so he finishes, puts the phone back into the box and locks it angryskul: outside the guy catches up with him and is all like.. angryskul: "are you in mossad?" angryskul: (israeli secret police)
RonnieOchsleder: Do you use Trillian for chat? It rox. fromagie: probably fromagie: i use adium fromagie: i haven't tried trillian - i shall RonnieOchsleder: It has lots of nice little icons. fromagie: oooh icons fromagie: looking now fromagie: ah, it's for windows? I no have windows RonnieOchsleder: Yeah, it might just be for Windows. RonnieOchsleder: Fu - sorry - ck. fromagie: It's o - dick - kay RonnieOchsleder: That's good to kn - fuck off, then - ow. fromagie: Okay, nice tal - moron - king to you. Take it - up the ass - easy.
<Jaz> there is not enough time in the history of civilisation to watch all the pr0n on earth <utopian> 1000 videos on 1000 screens <utopian> all at once <utopian> the law of statistics says you'll see a shakespearean sonnet sooner or later <Jaz> im sure john T bone has done a pr0n shakespeare <utopian> sure, according to the law of statistics...
sweet-dick: my dick very up baby chika: aww... so up that you forget the predicate? ;)
<wandarah> Quote added as #53880. Thanks for participating. :-) <wandarah> :D <arryola> you quoted me? YOU CUNT! <arryola> ... <arryola> argh * arryola refrains from speaking <wandarah> Quote added as #53881. Thanks for participating. :-)
<Frozen_Shadow> OMG my cousin had sex with her dog, when i stayed the night at my aunts house, got up to go pee and her room is right by the bathroom and i walked past she had the light on and the door open <cheesegoduk> what the hell frozen? <cheesegoduk> your cousion was having sex with the dog <Frozen_Shadow> yes <cheesegoduk> what did she say when she saw you? <Frozen_Shadow> she didnt say anything <cheesegoduk> ? <v_Ln|email> hahahahaha <Frozen_Shadow> i just dont go to the bathroom in the middle of the night any more
i am RAWK: you know, I don't think I ever really realized how much boys jack off before I started reading bash.org i am RAWK: i mean, I kinna figured it was a frequent thing, but it seems astronomical now QuakeZop: haha, I've done it fifteen times since you left here
<MooFoo> Fuse, get yourself a shock rifle, that shoots instant blue shit and slow moving blue shit <MooFoo> Also, if you manage to hit the slow moving blue shit with the instant blue shit, you will get an explosion of blue shit, that will turn the enemies into red shit <Fuse> That's a lot fo shit <MooFoo> fo real
<Ktulu> Bob, so far - my day in this "everyday life" has consisted of waking up, having breakfast, playing games... and cracking jokes at your expense over IRC
<snookum> this reminds me of teens .. everyday.. <mulhollanddrive> u have pedophile eyes
<guardian> whos john lennon <obi-rav> has the same sounding songs like the beetles, they must have inspired him <guardian> probs
(_ph): im hungry (kingy`r): eat a dick :P (_ph): im a little hungrier than that (sole): eat two dicks then (_ph): we're talking at least 5 here
<Red_Avatar> Select [192kbps 44100Hz 03:53min] Mandy Moore - Only hope <Darth-Phenom> Mandy Moore!! ROCK ON <Red_Avatar> don't mock the music my girlfriend gave me!! <RaptorMkII> Sure, your girl friend. <RaptorMkII> IF YOUR GIRL FRIEND'S NAME IS KAZAA!
<Sharna> i dont do linux tho <Snooky> it solves all the world's problems <Sharna> world peace too? <Snooky> actually, let me check <Sharna> k <Snooky> ahh, here we go: <Snooky> Summary of changes from v2.4.20-rc2 to v2.4.20-rc3 <akpm@digeo.com>: o Change mark_dirty_kiobuf() to use set_page_dirty() instead of SetPageDirty(). The latter fails to move onto mapping->dirty_pages(), which breaks filemap_fdatasync() o PROVIDES WORLD PEACE <Snooky> as of kernel 2.4.20-rc3, linux has world peace <Sharna> amazing <Sharna> why dont more people know about this
<greeny> so i turn this box upside down and you know what i find printed on the bottom? <greeny> "don't turn the box upside down" <greeny> :
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<Anatole> The PS2 is the *only* choice, if you like those kinds of games. <SINsApple> Not *really* since the xbox *is* the *one* that has Nascar *Thunder* and Outlaw *Golf* <SINsApple> I'm mocking your use of asterisks, in *case* you didn't *notice* <SINsApple> :D <Anatole> Wow...you sure are *funny* when you're *drunk*, you dirty *bitch*
<Carter> Periods rock <Carter> It's the only time you have enough blood to cover yourself in warpaint unpainfully <Carter> you can recreate Braveheart with red! <DireWolf> Sorry you two, but the idea of a bunch of lesbian feminist bitches on their periods re-enacting BraveHeart is enough to make all the men on the face of the earth curl up in a fetal position and await death.
<Kaladias> Kal need nookie [+]ChevyGurl> lol <Kaladias> *sigh* i wish women would take me more seriously
<alphageek> "are you currently alive? [ ] yes, [ ] no" <Help747> X <Help747> er <Help747> X <Help747> X <Help747> X <Help747> X <alphageek> lol. this isn't pin the tail on the donkey <Help747> X X
<Ten80> http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text= Melbourne+Wireless <smarm> needs to have a line break :P <CRC-Away> man, only a geek would see a nice set of tits, and comment on the line break :)
[Glare]: Hey guess what i did last night? [Tank]: Im assuming something revolving around....."My mother/ Sister"??? [Glare]: damnit. [Tank]: Owned. [Glare]: Agreed. Glare bows in acceptance of ownage.
<+LagSucks> the other day i downloaded korean porn because i was curious as i've never seen it <+LagSucks> and the men all had smaller members than i did <+Zulehan> that's how it starts, lag. <+LagSucks> i thought to myself, 'wow, that's a first'
<TheOffspring326> Do you ever get the feeling that someone has mis-understood you? <TheOffspring326> but you're not sure <Motorbreath151> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, ASSHOLE?
<Tristan> I have a very bad headache, I need about 20 or so asprin. <Ari> awww.... * Ari huggles Tris <Kryptonite> I LITERALLY BROKE MY ARM all i got was a HEH
* Faetan is gonna kill Santa for this... * Santa_Clause is now known as Steve <Steve> >_> <Steve> <_<
Anonymous: Ramadan is over, i can eat!!! Anonymous2: I was surfing the internet and i found a page that said more women go for guys that are/were in the Air Force then any other profession. Anonymous: Really, I wanna join the air force one day. Anonymous2: Wat, so u could learn how to fly planes into skyscrapers. Anonymous: Fool, you're muslim too. Anonymous: You r a disgrace to brown pple. Anonymous2: Don't be silly i'm not brown, i'm just a really tanned white person.
<StuGhattz> I think wet dreams are actually God giving you a handjob for being so good.
<MeatEating> why in the name of fuck are we talking about Star Trek? <MeatEating> I think I'll leave again temporarily <Uncle_Matt> Or you could leave temporally, in a way pleasing to us Trekkies.
<@Ocean-Saurian> But you know... I realized somthing last night <@Ocean-Saurian> I realized you could buy trophies, and all these years I have been trying to do sports
<@PrincessSleia2> uh, so a few months ago i stopped drinking coffee <@PrincessSleia2> so i had two cups this morning and drank dr pepper with lunch, and i am now unstable <@FrozenFireball> ......... <@PrincessSleia2> ok, more unstable than usual
<devinfo> i guess bacon is good too, or a deadly weapon for Blanka. In the future, breakfast features caffeinated bacon, baconated grapefruit,
<DeadKenne> we're all naked under our clothes <DeadKenne> hehe <DocGonzo> we are?!?!!? shit! <DocGonzo> i'll never look at 13 yr olds the same again
<ApoIIyon> energy drinks are good <ApoIIyon> if u have less then 4 a day <topdawg> i had a couple of v's in a lecture <topdawg> then went to sleep <topdawg> i woke up at the end <ApoIIyon> yeah some people.. it wont work for them <topdawg> and felt like running around in circles :( <ApoIIyon> ahahahahahah <topdawg> it had LAG <topdawg> OH GOD <topdawg> V ON DIALUP <topdawg> :(
<Ac|D> i said send it to me on cd <Ac|D> not over irc <voltstfu> dicksuckin' tramp. no im not sending you a 38meg file via australia post <Ac|D> fillup the cd with other shit then <voltstfu> i have not much of interest <voltstfu> unless you've never seen a german shepherd do a woman missionary style <Ac|D> haha
× Snakeyes (Snakeyes@66.227.169.205) joined #help <Snakeyes> anyone here the master of "DEATH OF A SALESMAN" i gotta answer 25 questions about it in 15 minutes! <@dewx> i know i didn't watch it! <@dewx> (isn't it a movie?) <Snakeyes> its a play <phoq> the salesman dies
<v1ru5> fuck <v1ru5> we have a dog inside! <v1ru5> in the house <ikke> w00f <v1ru5> and it is rabid or something <Jeian> LOL * v1ru5 akf <Jeian> v1ru5: and the first thing you do is tell us about it?
* jasn_78 then sucks ur clit as finger ur wet tight pussy * hot_gurl_4_u grabs hold of your cock harder, moaning louder and louder, until finally her anus can take no more and she accidentally shits on your hair <hot_gurl_4_u> hehe, sorry ;) <jasn_78> yuck <hot_gurl_4_u> sorry, its a medical problem :( <-- jasn_78 has quit (Exit: )
* Marilyn-Manson anyone want to chat? i am 17 years old from wales i am gothic, i am a cousin of Kelly Jones of the stereophonics, but they fucking suck, so dont talk to me about them, i also have MSN
<Lenore> this computer is set up all wrong... I can't believe James broke my computer <flawed> first your hymen now your computer <flawed> what was he thinking? <Lenore> he wasn't
<Margret> Oh, Henry! Would you like your afternoon TIT? <Henry> Yes dear, please, do the BLOWJOB <Margret> One SUCK or two? <Henry> I am afraid I must watch my SEXUAL HABITS, one ASSGRIND for me please, sweety <Margret> Gladly dear, could you kindly SUCK ON MY biscotti? <Henry> where is it WHORE? <Margret> your HUMUNGOUS COCK has LEAKED SWEET MAN JUICE ON IT <Henry> Oh, thank you dear, haha! Clumsy of my not to look under your LONG ASS PUBES <Margret> *sip* <Henry> *Sip* I do declare darling, what type of CLIT is this? Its very juicy <Margret> Its essence of WET HOT PUSSY JUICE, d'you like it?
<rTenshi> HOLY SHIAZT! THIS IS AWESOME! <JujubeZ> what,? <rTenshi> using a .357 magnum to kill cockroaches! <JujubeZ> a .357? wTF? These are roaches, not deer you moron <rTenshi> tell me about it, its gonna take an assload of time to clean up, it just went.... "PSSHHHTTTQQQTT!" Hahahahhahaha