<epx> Some hacker is trying to hack into my computer for the last couple of days. Norton firewall blocked the hacker everytime. I know it is from the same person because the same IP address (192.168.1.100) keeps poping up. How do I locate his location using his IP address? What can else can I do?
(doggie^): i remember using morpheus ages back (doggie^): everytime i searched for something i would get !!!!!!!!preteen sex piss fuck shit animals ......................... .avi (doggie^): was very annoying ([olly]): lol (slippy^): yeh :/ (slippy^): that movie sucked
* Hotaru dances more. <Hotaru> o-< <Hotaru> o-< <Hotaru> o-< <Hotaru> I suck at dancing. <Vulpes> God help us if you ever try breakdancing. <Hotaru> o/`>-
<Foxie> "My family was asking me all these nosey-ass questions, 'When are you going to find a woman?', 'When are you going to get married?', 'When are you going to have childeren?', then my grandmother was like "Maybe he donesn't like chochate..." and I was like "it's not like I don't like chochlate, it's that I don't like it without nuts." <Foxie> "So my uncle was like "You're gay?! You don't look gay!!", so I said "Yes, I'm one of the newer models, I'm a stealth fag."
<Warhead> call off, everyone: boxers or briefs? <Enargy> depends <Warhead> ......control problems?
<Rory> I once saw on an import Gundam toy "Dont break steamy translucent fabric or new one will come" <Rory> wait that was a pack of Japanese condoms
<sazeMaster> exuse me! <+joshua> the only excuse for you is your mom wanted another child support check
<Yukanojo> Man, dyn.optonline.net just took a massive shit <SPOONprez> Yukanojo: too much fiber in the network? :D
<deim0s> I'm all about discrete mathematics and multivariable calculus! <virt> that sounds like a sad theonion.com personal ad <virt> let me twiddle your integers, baby :(
<Hot_Guy> Fentom: you're a girl?
<Fentom> -{Hot_Guy}- depends how desperate you are and how
much money you will pay for me to come down there
<|404notfound> They need to make keyboards without the caps lock button, and then give the buttons to martial arts masters. <|404notfound> "Only when you can snatch the caps lock from my hand may you yell incessantly like an idiot."
<flawed> i bet #mensa is like #lesbians .. except it's a bunch of retards pretending to be smart, instead of a bunch of guys pretending to be lesbians.
<Bodom83> dir NEW KORN SLIPKNOT DVDS!! <Nvrmr> cd wrong window <Nvrmr> dir <Nvrmr> get dumbass.txt
<FLB> once sex tv showed a room full of women masturbating <FLB> it was an "orgasm class" <FLB> and they all go there <Kamikaze_Watermelon> did you tape it? <FLB> and in a group <FLB> finger themselves. <FLB> Umm <FLB> No. <Kamikaze_Watermelon> bastard <FLB> I was uhh.... <FLB> taking notes?
<FLB> GRRR <FLB> I put moisturizer on my hands in the washroom <FLB> and couldnt turn the door knob to get out <Hawk--> lol <FLB> and there were no towels or anything <FLB> Then I remember I could use my undershirt <FLB> close call though
<Mike_Works> There should be holes in massage tables so if you get an erection when you're getting a massage, you can just put it in the hole, so you don't have to stick your ass in the air. <Mike_Works> There should also be midgets under the tables. Midgets who need the money.
<PixieDee> GIVE ME A YOUNG MAN TO SACRIFICE *** tao|Cyrus- is now known as tao|Cyrus-dieing <PixieDee> omg i don't want a grammatically incorrect sacrificial young man.
<Ddamn> watching someone get banned is like watching a retard throw eggs at an old lady
<Veor> HOT HOT CHICK WAS LOOKIN AT ME <Veor> so i was smilin at her and she smilied back <Veor> so i walked over to her and she kept staring where i was sitting at <Veor> and she had a cane <Veor> i realized she was blind
<gleep> Heh. You people don't want to hear how one of my ex-bosses performed a mercy killing on a family's cat at their request. <Sypher-Ryn> Yes we do <gleep> I actually think it's quite funny. <Sypher-Ryn> come on!! Mercy killings! <me^2> tell us <DrCloud> o.O; <ashie> O.O <gleep> He was visiting a cousin's family, they lived out on in the country. While he was there, they told them about their cat that was really old, and had gotten quite sick. The vet had told them they should have it put to sleep. But they just couldn't do it... they started to drive it the 20 miles to the vet a couple times but never got very far. <gleep> So when he was talking to their dad, he said he could take care of it. He had his pistol in his truck. So that evening he finds the cat and takes it out back of the house. <gleep> (Don't read this, sensative viewers! ) So he's out there with his 357, looking down at the cat, who really /was/ in horrible shape. So he's about to shoot the cat when... Something came over him. He stuck his foot under the cat and kicked it into the air... and shot it midair. The 357 blew the poor critter to bits. Then he turns around and sees... The ENTIRE FAMILY staring at him through the picture window. <FJ> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 <ashie> best story ever
Saikoesis: 2. A Singapore singing group by the name of "The Oriental Singers," sang non-stop for 74 hours and five minutes. XDarkMindedX: Is that when they got taken out by snipers?
<@DREAD_0> you now, the only reason yanks spell phonetically is you're all too stupid to understand the intircasies of the english language, it's nothign to be proud of <@DREAD_0> and yes, i realise i cant spell intricacies <Azhrarn> nothign? <@DREAD_0> or nothing <Azhrarn> or know
<@Shadur> MeLearnin: Go away and die. * MeLearnin :( <@Shadur> s/MeLearnin/Meaz < MeLearnin> s/:(/:)/g
<Valqorez> I didn't even get laid <Valqorez> but there's always tomoromw <McCormick> won't happend <McCormick> you"'l have a headache <Valqorez> Nope - I dont have hangovers <Daedalus> you're going about it wrong <Daedalus> YOU getting drunk won't get you laid <Daedalus> getting the girl drunk will get you laid :)
<Melchizedek> hmm..listening to songs without the eq turned on is strangely empty yet pure <Crimsonmonkey> like masturbating
<Hawkon> you know.. we (they guys who got on internet in the early 90's using 14.4kbps modems) <Hawkon> are alot better in bed <Hawkon> cause we had to hang tight with that wank till the damn nude pic got downloaded
<Carlton> "listening socket" = 11,100 google hits. "passive socket" = 1,240 google hits. <Carlton> listening wins. :) <Carlton> We should just let Google make all our decisions for us. <_Bunny> Carlton: "gay" has 65,000,000 hits. "straight" has 14,300.000.
Acire1134:Damn dog keeps fallin off my clock Impala33157:O.O Impala33157:I SO read that wrong
Lundquist: d00d whats SHP Boba Fett: what's shp? Lundquist: sorry it seems that some pharmacy students are sending me there cw Boba Fett: hahaha wtf for? Lundquist: they think im a lecturer, ive just sent them a mail back saying they failed the year for blantant cheating
<hoolar> i haf to go in to the doctor to get my colon examed tommorow <tReMeR> At least its not a anal exam! <tReMeR> o wait..
<Wealllike> what this "uber" you see so often? <timmo> uber - german for over or above <Wealllike> I know that <Wealllike> I'm german <Wealllike> but you write it ü <Wealllike> über <Inuki> how appropriate. a german being a spelling nazi :P
<Mr_|r0n> Do ANYBODY have a program who hack Linux Root password <solarisx-> type /con/con and it will open a hacking window then you type /hack * and it will teach you about it <Mr_|r0n> con/con Unknown command <solarisx-> fuck, you dont have it <Mr_|r0n> were do i get it ? <solarisx-> www.penis.com *** Mr_|r0n has parted the channel
<dcsteve> is there a way to easily convert a mac game to pc <SinisterTengu> yeah...I don't think you can just "convert" it <dcsteve> why not <dcsteve> mac and pc keyboards are virtually the same
<Erth2rst> I'm seventeen years old, I'm home alone, sitting here naked, and I'm rubbing my nipples. <Erth2rst> If only I were female..
<WrkEagle> Phalynx: Ah, but can you conjugate "Vodka?" <Phalynx> WrkEagle: Sure, the past tense is "money", and the future tense is "drunk"
(Munkee): ban MunkeeFucker *** eek sets mode: +b *!*munkee@???.blueyonder.co.uk *** yay sets mode: +b *!*ArseSucke@???.???.???.??? *** Munkee was kicked by eek (oof - don't use bad words) *** MunkeeFucker was kicked by yay (oof)
<NuttO> "Spammers are those morally challenged induhviduals and organisations that steal resources, hijack mailservers and trample over every Term of Service and Acceptable Use Policy that stands in their way in their quest to dump unsollicitated mail into your mailbox." http://216.127.43.94/angel/img/dp/ dp0001.jpg <NuttO> I like how somebody who draws angels fucking each other is morally outraged by spammers.
<@Max> this ball spinning crap is crazy <@Max> this guy would be popular at a rave :P <@Alice`> Anyone at a rave would be popular <@Alice`> "HOLY SHIT THAT GUY HAS TWO LEGS OMFG WTF LOOOOL BONG 420"
<sit`> one of my female coworkers remarked about how i was cutting up my apple with great care so i said "you have to treat it like a woman, cut it in thin slices" <sit`> didn't go over to well for some reason
<Louie[laptop]> i read an article <Louie[laptop]> on a dude that sold 486's <Louie[laptop]> and passed them off as p2's <Louie[laptop]> and shit <err-afk> haha <Louie[laptop]> and it took a while for people to catch on <Louie[laptop]> stoopid people <cheesegoduk> lol how could people not notice that they could only run windows 3.1 on them THEJRC[work]> naah you can get 98 and 2k to run on a 486 <THEJRC[work]> just runs like christopher reeves
(@Niall): whoa homeless guy gets life for raping a 13 y/o and 3 women....tbh if i were homeless i might try sommat like that
<Louie[laptop]> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem& item=2078843925 <err-afk> Louie <err-afk> dont ebay anymore <Louie[laptop]> why not <Louie[laptop]> i am gonna buy some xeon workstations <err-afk> some guy got arrested <Louie[laptop]> why <err-afk> for a big ebay scam <Louie[laptop]> oh i dont participate in ebay scams <cheesegoduk> yeah its only happened once
<trankillity> if you've heard of greg packer maybe <trankillity> he's an aussie jungle dj <+srph> jungle dj <+srph> i keep thinking of pubic hair <+srph> shit ... to much bash.org
<Helix> fuck <Helix> my back right tire is flat <Helix> this is lame <Owashawa> change it and put the spare on <Owashawa> problem solved <Helix> then i have to change it <Helix> and its cold <Helix> and wet and shit <irn> You fucking girl <irn> get out there <irn> What if your wife's water broke and you had to take her to hospital, eh? <Helix> it'd make it <Helix> besides, that's what ambulances are for <irn> what if your vehicle IS the ambulance? <Helix> ill know a thing or two about assiting birth <Helix> besides, im gay and exempt from your question <irn> What if your boyfriend got stuck in an inflatable suit during a balloon fetish romp? <Helix> id masterbate until i passed out
<+NikitaDk> The problem is that God gave men both a penis and a brain, but only blood enough to control one organ at a time... Robin Williams <+Challii> ha ha ha ha ha ha <+Challii> and it gave women too much blood that they had to get rid of a load of it each month
<TenBaseT> This computer lab is 47.54 degrees F <TenBaseT> christ. <TenBaseT> I coult type with my nipples. * ataX hits /clear