(after a netsplit which booted most of the channel) <JeremiahSmith> Ha! Empty room! * JeremiahSmith dances in his underwear. * Just[AFK]Yin () Quit (Ping Timeout) * Rhamphoryncus () Quit (Ping Timeout) <JeremiahSmith> o_O <JeremiahSmith> My dancing cannot be THAT bad. * Kazriko () Quit (Ping Timeout) <JeremiahSmith> Gahhhh! <JeremiahSmith> Fine, fine. I can take a hint. * JeremiahSmith stops dancing and covers his underwear.
* Joins: Pronto () <MSminion> PRONTO!! YOUR BACK!!! <Pronto> I brought my front, too. <MSminion> Whoa! Both of 'em? Wow. * Pronto bows. <MSminion> What about your left? <Pronto> Nope. It got left, right over there. <MSminion> Right. <Pronto> No, it left. <MSminion> No left or right, then? <Pronto> Damn straight.
<Yin-Tzu> you see, MSminion is really God, and he's just here to slum with the mere mortals <IICV> God works for MS? <IICV> That's a revelation in itself.
<Gooseman> my pe teacher thought i got my balls chopped off <Gooseman> i asked some girls and they had heard that too <Deke> WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU HAD SURGERY ON YOUR PENIS! <Gooseman> its much better <Gooseman> circumcised <Gooseman> is better <Deke> i dont give a shit if it can fucking sing now! <Deke> i still wouldnt let someone cut my dick! <Gooseman> itll heal after a few weeks anyways <Gooseman> no big deal <Gooseman> dunno y they shaved my balls tho <XZGohan[Scripting]> shave = itch like mofo <Gooseman> i know it teh itches like a mofo <Gooseman> they shaved teh over teh pen0r too tho <Gooseman> i look like a 12yo with a big dick down there no <Gooseman> my pen0r = teh pwnzor now
* Scout wants to die while having sex. not really. <Opoggo> that'd suck for the guy <Opoggo> think he'd go on?
<Elpacoloco> Seriously! Your voice is...uhm.... <Elpacoloco> Words fail me, but I'd pay $3.99 a minute for it. <TheTourist|away> ELp, refering to phone sex is NOT romantic.
George: i had like 10 useless programs running George: secretly George: was slowing my comp down Shinobu: I should check mine.. Shinobu: well.. msn's running Shinobu: does that count?
<@BlackOps> i dont know if my friend was joking or not <@BlackOps> but today he was talking about this matrix porn or something with people flying, fighting and having sex <@BlackOps> on kazaa <@BlackOps> imma try to find it <Rigel> LOL <@BlackOps> success!
<Ma[N]da> he wont shut up about my mum <Ma[N]da> i swear i wannna kiss him <My`Albanian`Ass> kiss him? <Ma[N]da> oh my god <Ma[N]da> i mean kill him
<cherno> what kind of a crazy keyboard is this <Matrix_McCloud> an old one <Matrix_McCloud> maybe i can find a pic of it <cherno> what company <Matrix_McCloud> 5001 <Matrix_McCloud> ..i think <cherno> whoa <cherno> it was back when co.'s had numbers instead of names <Matrix_McCloud> hahah
<Guera> any guys wanna chat msg me <ruggo> ok <ruggo> how do i msg? <Guera> i msg u <ruggo> i don't see anything <Guera> dubble click on my name <ruggo> with what key? <Guera> just left dubble click on my name <ruggo> the left key? <Guera> yea <ruggo> i don't have one of those <ruggo> the left arrow? <Guera> the left on the mouse <ruggo> mouse? <ruggo> what sort of computer do you have? <Guera> asl
<pottard> yea i walk in <pottard> and they hand me a little sign that has a "+b" on it <pottard> and i have to wear it walking out
<boo> bored bored bored <boo> let's play a game. we need 2 teams of 2. each player gives a word. <boo> those words are combined, and then are checked to see if they're a valid http server. <boo> 2 points if it's a real website, 1 point for a coming soon site. <boo> who wants to play? <boo> ... <boo> :-O <boo> see if I ever offer to entertain any of you again. <boo> get out of my house. <-- boo has quit (Quit: )
<@Ixnorp> LEGOS!!! <@Ixnorp> you better not even be THINKING talking trash about legos =P <@Ixnorp> Kj mentioned Duplos which are like Legos for retarded children <HermyCZ> nope. Legos are cool- you screaming out 'Legos' in ecstasy caught me off guard. ;P <@Ixnorp> ohhh~~~ legos~~ oh oh OOOOH LEGOS!!!!! *spurt* <Kjorteo> Hmm. If you think about it, you could make an interesting sex toy out of legos. You'd need to do something about the sharp jagged corners of the rectangular design, of course, but if you can take care of that, the bump things they have on the surface to put more legos on...hee, yeah. It's like the next step up from being ribbed. :-b <@Ixnorp> Kj: but "dotted for her pleasure" doesnt exactly have the same ring <Kjorteo> WHat's more important, the jingle or how the thing feels when it's stuffed inside you? ;b
<eva> you ever notice that you dont sneeze when you pee? <Rivorus> i actually sneezed while peeing just the other day <Rivorus> and i was thinking about how people say that <eva> Rivorus/ well did you BLOW your ASSHOLE OUT? <Rivorus> the pee went all over my roommate's face <Rivorus> I mean the toilet seat. * Rivorus coughs <eva> ...
* Clef is watching The Mask with Jim Carrey <Gothic> :O <Gothic> Jim Carrey's at your house!?
* FerdKat carries Limey to bed <LimeyKat> night! <FerdKat> night all * LimeyKat has left #FPFC_Chat * FerdKat has left #fpfc_chat * `Glenn gets the idea there is a chatroom called "#bed" with 2 OPs in it right now ^^;
<Sphlynxo> well <Sphlynxo> anytime there's a decent girl im with <Sphlynxo> she's always a drinker <Sphlynxo> damn it <Sphlynxo> id like a hot girl who DOESNT drink <wshs> that should tellyou something <wshs> :
<Speed3D> FUCKING HELL...its bad enough that Im struggling at drawing, but now there's some neighbours partaking in some fucking aweful karaoke! <wsmp|phrack> D: <wsmp|phrack> want me to take them out? <Speed3D> how? <wsmp|phrack> well <wsmp|phrack> Ill turn up <wsmp|phrack> and take them to dinner <wsmp|phrack> on my bmx <wsmp|phrack> take them out to some russian restuarant <Speed3D> not quite what I had in mind <Speed3D> I was thinking more along the lines of Death from 1001 papercuts <wsmp|phrack> hmmm <Speed3D> with the use of iodine <wsmp|phrack> I think I could arrange a beating to death witha teaspoon <wsmp|phrack> but paper cuts are hard :(
<Nikari> $h1t <Ferrari> |=uc|< <Ferrari> |317C|-| <Nikari> |= |_| < |< <Ferrari> haha <Ferrari> |3][¯|¯c|-| <Nikari> |> /- // || <DragonPhoeniX> ( () ( |< 5 |_| ( |< ][ || (¬ |) () |_| ( | -| |= |3 / (¬ <Ferrari> ... <Nikari> D= <Nikari> I think we've been owned <Ferrari> retardedly owned
<Vicious2071> who operates the mugen website? <Vicious2071> what is mugen? <Vicious2071> can anyone tell me? <Mystiq> mugen is a way to siphon shits out of your butt <Mystiq> in version 2.0 they use a teleportation technology <Vicious2071> ? <Vicious2071> sorry still lost
<iInTheSky> Heh.. I got pulled over by a cop driving a car service car <@OnErr0r> dude.. you have terrible luck with cops :P <iInTheSky> No kidding <iInTheSky> :) <iInTheSky> He was looking at my cock asking me why my zipper was open <iInTheSky> made me wonder
<Justin|> tool: hey, you wanna hear a really horrible love story? <Nemephosis> you broke your hand?
<schnorks> One time I used a sock as a glove. <Rivorus> One time i used a glove for a condom. <schnorks> ... <Rivorus> okay... five times
<+TMS> oh darn ive been watching smileys too much, i read c:\ as a sad man with a hat
* [Wanking]Mind is now known as [Sex]Mindslicer <Mouse> that's quite some improvement
<rising> wow this room is full of losers <Bored_Catboy> rising, your on IRC....
<Keitaro`> i just watched this tech tv interview with a software pirate that got caught <Keitaro`> he had a server at work, with 1.5 TERABYTES of warez <Jerec> TB.. wow <Jerec> to even see a TB on a computer <Jerec> thats like seeing bigfoot <Jerec> or Jesus
<ian> my mom is bigger than your mom <ian> wait <ian> no <ian> other way around
* ||XanT|| touches self <RoseyCat> none of that! <||XanT||> but <||XanT||> but <||XanT||> it feels so GOOD <RoseyCat> I said NO. <||XanT||> ..............brb
<jrh1109> you guys probably dont even own a freaking gamecube <Giygas> Try this URL in your AOL Browser: http:// www.mocosoft.com/open.html <Giygas> It has several helps on the game <jrh1109> thanks...giy * jrh1109 (J_sin@172.133.57.5) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) * jrh1109 (J_sin@AC9F4394.ipt.aol.com) has joined #gamecube <Giygas> It didn't crash your AOL did it? <jrh1109> not even close bitch <_XbAsEd_> bitch? ... your mom here? :/
<jan^beer> shit, it seems like i have a problem every weekend with a different girl :) <jan^beer> I NEED A STABLE RELATIONSHIP!! <jan^beer> :)= <+Burned> a horse ?
<Kaloth> ah, if only there were a mystical place, where beer flowed freely from an ice cold source <Kaloth> and peanuts were free <Kaloth> and men of all ages could gather and talk about tits and sport <Kaloth> ah, if only. <Kaloth> wait a minute * Kaloth bbl. pub.
<eddy> ahh this new keyboard is a pleasure to ype with <eddy> :) <eddy> oops type <eddy> oh the irony <G> lol
( shamoun ) lol, please don't root me ( shamoun ) hey, i have a question ( shamoun ) if im logged into root, is there some way i can do something like su to login to another user and then launch xchat ( shamoun ) i don't want to have to leave xfce ( shamoun ) well, now you all know im logged in as root. goodbye
<Lagamuffin> 1280x1024 32bit ->60Hz<- That sucks xpert <Lagamuffin> you should fix that to atleast 85Hz <weapon01> lol <weapon01> overclock your monitor!!!!!!!!
<Antiarc> What do you call a guy who works in teh shipping dept. of a fudge factory? <Antiarc> Seriously. <Antiarc> They have to have some PC term. <Treen> Fudge Packaging Consultant. <VashStampede> I just feel bad for the guy in receiving.
<Boffbowsh> Well, i'll see if my parents would mind taking me both ways <Boffbowsh> ... <Boffbowsh> That sounds so wrong
<Pyro-> if he's childish enough to go on like it prove the better man and ignore him <Aslan> yes, that would be a very mature and excellent solution <Pyro-> Banning him only gives him the attention he wants. <Aslan> I don't subscribe to 'turn the other cheek, though'... I am more like an Old Testament jew <Pyro-> Where exactly does the old testament tell you to ban other people for calling you names over the internet? <Pyro-> I'd love to hear it from THAT rabbi. <Aslan> you have to look deep into leviticus <Aslan> it's there... trust me
AoD_ELiTe_WaSp> whats the alt command for ? TDJ_Bilbo_Fett> alt+f4 AoD_ELiTe_WaSp> i will try it (Exit)> AoD_ELiTe_WaSp
{+Maynard} Guys i have a queastion
{@Dark|gone} no you dont blow its just called that
<Seteh> man... we've been together over 2 years now :) <raeccratf> ask her to marry you, then you can have a night of great fun! <raeccratf> but regret it in the morning :/
<SmokingCats> well, it's official, I've eaten so much turkey, I have feathers coming out of my butt <Daedalus> you're not supposed to eat the feathers <SmokingCats> o <SmokingCats> damnit
<Lana`> OOO talk tech to me baby OOooO <timmo> Lana, im slowly mounting your drive... <sl0th> unmount /dev/nullpants mount /dev/null/lana` <Lana`> stop i am actually getting turned on! <timmo> im unzipping your corset.zip <mike> you guys make me feel good about myself
<Gartt> 60% of girls first kiss is with another girl <LatinoReheat> that is a most sexy statistic
<Shephard> I probably like Blade because he reminds me of myself <Shephard> Even though I am not afro-american <Shephard> and not a half-vampire <Shephard> armed to the teeth <Shephard> I do have sunglasses though
<GimpChimp> Spiderman just sprays white fluid via a wrist action. We can all do that.