<Zeus|ViceCity> fuck my back is stif <Zeus|ViceCity> stiff.. lol <ZeroHour> next time just lay on your back, don't bend over
< froggie> how frequently do chest infections kill asthmatics? < punchcard> no more than once i would guess
(PrinceDC): incase you didnt see them all (PrinceDC): theres girls sucking my dick in the pics (DownKaos): thats almost as cool as curtis's with the dog licking the peanut butter off his.... (DownKaos): n/m
(WHW-Rob): i need to make a shirt.... "You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP!"
(DownKaos): W0lfy's idea of taking a girl out is fucking her then deflating her (W0lfy): u following me?
[@mad-ShaggZ]my parents said i could anything i wanted to be when i grew up....so i chose to be an asshole [@mad-ShaggZ]nothing wrong with that...
toman7465: ben doesn't like debbies cochie? s o k k e rguy03: I like the soft hills of the desert, the thick moist foliage of the Jungle just doesn't suit me
[@pHluid] Dolphins also have foot long prehensile penises [@pHluid] they can flex them, curl them, corkscrew them whatever [@pHluid] you haven't really lived until you've felt a dolphin's cock up yo...er
<Edgar_the_Fish> mmm hoodie <Edgar_the_Fish> i'd have sex with my hoodie its so soft
<holden>i missed 30 days of school last year <ZeroX>y? <holden>i wanted to stay home and play cs
fallouswk > bwahahahaha. coworker comes in with a problem, gets halfway into the explanation and then pauses and says "umm, it smells like you've been farting in here" "yes, I have" "I'm going to leave now" "I think that would be best"
<Basketcase> There was a swarm of lesbians at my school today... <Basketcase> they were gonna eat me out alive...
UFO19M: You know how you go into a public rest room and the integrity of every stall has been compromised, so you have to pick the least disgusting one? UFO19M: That is how I feel about dating
UFO19M: it is my goal to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick
<Targaff> nem1: i've got the solution to your little <Targaff> problem <DrtySOUTH> viagra? <DrtySOUTH> :D
<Lilmuckers> i called my headmaster dad today =/ <ibor132> hahaha <ibor132> howd u manage that? <SonicRageX> heh <Lilmuckers> he said something and i saidm "yes dad" <Lilmuckers> in the lesson <ibor132> rofl <Lilmuckers> in front of the calss <ibor132> whatd he do>? <Lilmuckers> said "i doubt i was that promisuous 16 years ago" <Lilmuckers> promiscuous <ibor132> ROFL!!!! <SonicRageX> dude <SonicRageX> thats classic <ibor132> someone bash that
<loss> i met this japanese kid at comdex who could sms 65 wpm <_dren_> fucker prolly rip his weenier off when he whacks
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* CoolNo9 was in a room with 15 dba's and 1 coldfusion developer <CoolNo9> guess which one I was :) <ConqSoft> CoolNo9: The gay one?
<ObjBRB> the last time i had a piece of ass was when my finger ripped thru the toilet paper
<Kevyn> I lent my friend money last nite so he could get a lap dance from a stripper. And he just said to me on AIM, "hey, thanks for the lap dance" <Kevyn> I'm so glad people can't overhear conversations on AIM.
<Cold0ne> the house is shaking <Cold0ne> WTF!!!!! <Guyp> you know youre a geek when there's an earth quake but instead of running away you keep writing "WTF!?!" :O
<gnawol> i hate can beer <gnawol> i cant drink it <gnawol> tastes like metal <gnawol> like a steel dildo <gnawol> not like ive sucked a steel dildo or anything
<lalaloo> hjey ,anmyone her hagve a dell/ <MgicMastr> You really should take that dick out of your mouth when you speak.
* Pelayo BGM: !! (illegal) Cute 12 Year Old Being Taught By Daddy -- Fisting Incest Child Teen Preteen Lolita Young Gay Porn Beast Peep Mpeg Mpg Jpeg Jpg Mp3 Avi (6)(2).mpg
<jmess> this is the best set up. <jmess> laying on my beanbag ircing <jmess> hahaha SAD <Fabio> hahaha <Fabio> as bad as me <Fabio> in bed ircing
[+ForKsTar] I hate doctors [+ForKsTar] last time I went, I had fingers jammed up my ass [+Z0iC] teh doctar did goatse to u :<
<RaveHoppe> MorbiD: You are just a big fat gay <MorbiD> Ravehoppe: Shut the fuck up * MorbiD stealthily creeps up behind RaveHoppe and SLAMS his penis deep into RaveHoppe's ass until the penis is deep enough for flesh to curl RaveHoppe's hair ..AND quickly buttfucks RaveHoppe a second time, causing a wild spurt of blood! ...AND fucks RaveHoppe HARD a third time to get his point across! YUCH, RaveHoppe's entrails burst out of RaveHoppe's mouth!
<@PuffinFreshWog> kingmax is good ram <@PuffinFreshWog> right? <@PuffinFreshWog> but won't that not matter since my current ram is a crap brand <@cbf> ueaj <@cbf> uyeaj <@cbf> yueah <@cbf> yeah <@cbf> fod dammit <@cbf> fgod <@cbf> gofd <@PuffinFreshWog> LMFAO <@cbf> gof <@cbf> god
<Deusa> I've never seen snow <tm2> It's very overrated <tm2> Try sitting in your refrigerator sometime...
<G[a]lly> i'd like to download virtual valerie <decryption> lol <decryption> ive downloaded that <decryption> hahah <decryption> its crazy <decryption> does a strip to the mp3 your listening to <pancakes> what is it? <G[a]lly> really? <G[a]lly> i thought you had to try and get her off with a virtual dildo.. <decryption> ohhh.. <decryption> well this one aint <G[a]lly> I'll give it a go anyway <decryption> but that one sounds much more interesting <G[a]lly> and how! <decryption> virtual dildo.. need i say more? <G[a]lly> mate's dad has it on his computer, i was kinda freaked out, but didn't play it in case he has a high score and i accidentally break it and he finds out
<-Sharky-> lol, thats a new one <-Sharky-> raping urself <PuffinFreshWog> riight <PuffinFreshWog> well if your underage and you don't concent to you hand... <-Sharky-> so like ur playin wif urself, and then saying "No, no dont do this" <-Sharky-> to urself?
<FLoRa> i'd actually rather be ugly than fat <milenko> hmm i dont think so <milenko> you can lose fat <milenko> BUT YOU CANT LOSE UGLY!
<Sirea> My brothers cats name is God Damned Cat and she's running around with pair of my panties in her mouth <Leth|ASSignment> "God Damned Cat and she's running around with pair of my panties in her mouth" is a damn long name.
<Marticus> i'm still looking for an intelligent non-headcase female <UgLyPuNk> they don't exist <UgLyPuNk> all women are head cases <toe-wk> its true <toe-wk> heres how i break it down in geek talk for you nerds to understand <toe-wk> males = intel pentium 4's. Cool, reliable, stable, tough <toe-wk> females = AMD athlons, sure their sexy, and their hot...but as soon as they start thinking i wouldnt rely on one :D <Marticus> and uh, calculators are little girls, and mainframes are bbw <Annon201> what bout graphic calculators?? <Marticus> thats when they get some grass on the pitch
note: Jdun is from Moldova <Puchu> www.manhole.com <Puchu> go there jdun <Puchu> lots of hot women <Puchu> for all your underground slavic women needs <Jdun> we are not slavic <Puchu> whatever <Puchu> balkan then <Jdun> not balkan <Puchu> must...give...label.... <Gin> commie <Gin> :) <Puchu> YES
<KenKaniff> Snow <KenKaniff> MSH? <kisama> sure <kisama> only 15 minutes though <kisama> i tricked my roommate into leaving <kisama> so i could fucking wack it <KenKaniff> HAHA <KenKaniff> Dood <KenKaniff> Whack it <KenKaniff> Then we'll play <kisama> already did <KenKaniff> Oh <KenKaniff> So why 15 minutes? <kisama> he's coming back in an hour <KenKaniff> So what? <KenKaniff> Why cant you play when hes there <jestuh> cause it's cuddle time then <jestuh> ;x!
<ZeroHour> Descender: get a real mans gun <brenden> hah <Descender> your penis? <ZeroHour> damn right! <NoiZe> lol <ZeroHour> put it in your eye! <stupidnick_> lol <ZeroHour> WATCH IT SHOOT!
<sacarna> okay. so i was in whitcoulls and i walked out and smacked into this guy and i was all ready to go grr and looked up and it was the guy i have the biggest crush on ever <sacarna> and my face went white <sacarna> and then i kinda managed to muster up a hey <sacarna> and then scuttled away <sacarna> hopefully he will think its all very cute and fuck my brains out. <autistk> it's hard to fuck people when they're running away <autistk> and you tend to go to jail for it
<APE_> ive only got 34mb free <APE_> out of 1.18gb <ibor132> hah, ape u need a bigger drive <APE_> yeh i know <APE_> my drive is slowly filling up with temporary internet files porn and irc logs <ibor132> hah, at least its important stuff
<+Azul_Leon2k2> <sigh> <+Azul_Leon2k2> anybody know how to get cat blood off your suede shoes??? <+Azul_Leon2k2> nobody? <+Azul_Leon2k2> u_u <+Azul_Leon2k2> damn furry football
<chickenpotpie> i'm gunna make a porn rpg <Spoon> what would happen when you leveled up? <chickenpotpie> you'd get a better sex toy <BlackRaven> Chrisetn... Amarthdae.. Kardelian.. Erandir... and Zelendrile all go off and have fun in that cave that they were in before they went to the castle on the shore.. <Spoon> Ass_Master leveled up! Ass_Master learned [Doggie Style]!
<FreakingNeo> 20. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a fear of ____? <Qualjyn> long words <FreakingNeo> Winner: Qualjyn Answer: long words Time: 4.265 Streak: 1 Points: 114 WPM: 28 Rank: 2nd <FreakingNeo> O_O
<zephir> hm <zephir> think my moms up <Hesh> tell her i want peppers and eggs for breakfast <zephir> should i dcc that to you? <zephir> ./dcc send hesh peppersandeggs.food