<+SLing> I think I have just won the award for computer stupidity <Gau> How's that? <+SLing> ok <+SLing> I just installed this disk cleanup software that I had ran before with no problems <+SLing> and I cleaned up a bunch of files <+SLing> then I restarted because my internet connection was going strange <+SLing> my computer begins to boot and I see this "NLTDR is mising" error <+SLing> I had no idea what the fuck I had done so I popped in my windows 2000 CD and ran a repair install <+SLing> the repair went fine but when I restarted again I had that error <+SLing> so I'm like "Oh shit, I fucked up my computer" <+SLing> I start freaking out <+SLing> and then I realize <+SLing> THERES A FUCKING UNFORMATTED FLOPPY DISK IN MY DISK DRIVE <+SLing> -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;
<@wangzang> HOLLY SHIST EARTHCQUAKE <@wangzang> OMFG <@wangzang> whoa <@wangzang> holy fucks <@wangzang> jeseu i'm not kididings <@wangzang> jesus christ <@wangzang> omg mog mgoomgmgo < SteamedHams> it must be shaking the shit out of your keyboard <@wangzang> omog
(Bone_Collector) some one know password of rip server ? mode: ([ILF]Radio) sets (+l 77) (Bone_Collector) the password is +1 77 ?
<Rainwulf> my laptop cant play CS <Rainwulf> that doesnt worry me though. <Rainwulf> cos i cant either
<DrNick668> HI EVERYBODY <datacide> don't shout <datacide> my head hurts <datacide> please
<Scott> My friend Anne just... gave me some offer <Scott> Like... an odd, odd offer <Scott> She offered to give me five dollars if I let her blow me. <Luckett_X> GET YOUR COCK OUT AND THRUST IT AT HER
<Zero-Wing> i bought a game the other day and it said Win 98, Win NT and Better... so i installed it on linux
<@sniper_cs> where do you live? <@sniper_cs> I can burn + send it <@sniper_cs> maybe <bobbles> about 3 metres from adsl area <@sniper_cs> roflmao <@sniper_cs> ouch <bobbles> i lived here for like 8 years <bobbles> then they finally bring adsl <bobbles> and it stops 3 houses away <BenZor> hahaha
* Riven will give head for broadband <Riven i wish someone would service my area ;-; <Riven> .... that didn't come out right <Riven> but now that i mention it ...
<@crikket> hrrm ima go to bed now... <DarkSpork> 'night crikket <tuptup> nitenite <@crikket> na'nite all ... <neo-kun> cya crikket * @crikket comes back and turns off his speakers * o.O; <@crikket> nite nite neo <tuptup> awww <tuptup> i coulda beeped crikket to sleep XD
<geck`> anyone like vegtable lasagna? <_ace> i do <geck`> good stuff huh ace <_ace> cept for the kind with spinach, <geck`> unfortunately mine is frozen pr-made but its still excellent <geck`> esad it actually is like reg lasagna but it has a cheese sause and may veggies <kisama> pr made? <kisama> hahah <geck`> pre made snow <geck`> like frozen <kisama> i thought you meant <kisama> puerto rican made
<Somebob> Apparently, I said something about some filesharing program in the topic once. <Staberinde> Except when it comes in contact with you fucking idiots who use spyware infected cockshit <Staberinde> It added a reg key which just added an annoying "CANNOT LOAD XXX.DLL" message on start to my startup <Staberinde> Since I had neutered it <Staberinde> Then I removed it from my registry since that CANNOT LOAD annoyed me. <Somebob> I never recommended kazaa goddamnit <Staberinde> I neuter everything I come in contact with just to make sure it doesn't fuck me. <Staberinde> OVER. <Staberinde> shit
<N3xtAxchunz3r0> y'ever had to take a shit, but were already listening to music and playing gameboy so you went in the bathroom with your headphones and gameboy, took a shit, and didn't come out for 2 hours cuz you still needed to catch a friggin pikachu? <N3xtAxchunz3r0> I have..
<Futility> ...George Harrison? He died or something? <Rufus> Yeah. <Rufus> Throat cancer, or something <Munin> APPARENTLY, SEMEN IS CARCINOGENIC!
<Rufus> Damn, a job at blizzard would certainly be cool <Shinji> nah <Shinji> you'd get your paycheck 7 months after you are supposed to <Rufus> So true <Rufus> And it would be "patched" and "downgraded" by that time <Rufus> Your net result would be a check for 5 bucks with "gogogogogogoggogogo" written all over it <Shinji> But don't forget <Shinji> There'd be a dupe bug, so you could get double your pay as much as you want <Rufus> You'd have to throw the check on the ground, then pick it up and your pocketbook at the same time <Shinji> ... but then you'd lag trying to cross the street to get to the bank, get hit by a bicyclist repeatedly, and die :)
<Millenia> Oh. And for everyone who insisted "Dungeons and Dragons" was the worst movie ever? <Mareg> We were right? <Millenia> You are right. You are SO right. I wanted to gouge out my own eyes.
<Shinji> I have a riddle: What type of dog doesn't bark? <Shinvega> Your mom? <Tanya> A hotdog ^_^ <Neopanda> my penis. <Shinji> The one I hit with my car yesterday!
<Shinvega> Whether you want kids or not, eventually you're gonna slip one past the goalie ;)
<+nPHo> no.life = this is what you have if you are looking at this. <smcn> haw i didn't look at it
<[smurf]> MelowRage: you are a sick, sick, sick child <MelowRage> I know <[smurf]> even the name MelowRage pisses me off <[smurf]> it tears me <MelowRage> SCORE <[smurf]> I am seared <MelowRage> I was hoping it would piss someone off <[smurf]> SEARING RAGE OF MELLOWNESS <MelowRage> what with the blatant misspelling and such <MelowRage> It was either "MelowRage" or "MellowRag" <[smurf]> it makes me want to flip out and listen to Jazz at the same time <MelowRage> I chose the former <MelowRage> hehehe <MelowRage> VIOLENT JAZZ MUSIC!!! <[smurf]> STOP IT <[smurf]> HAVE YOU EVER FLIPPED OUT TO JAZZ CORPERAL?! <[smurf]> IT'S NOT SOMETHING A GROWN MAN SHOULD DO! <MelowRage> like a music video of some black dude going nuts and shoving his saxophone into a guy's eyeball <[smurf]> ..nah <[smurf]> that's rage <[smurf]>mellow rage would be the Micheal Jackson video where they get all ready to knife fight and then they just dance with their hands together
<Pikaben> I find it eerie that Renegadellf knows that I'm left-handed. <Pikaben> He says that it's because I take forever to masturbate. <Pikaben> Then he said something about using right-hand masturbating techniques.
<UFGailorJupiter> i'm going to go cleanse myself. <UFGailorJupiter> i'll be bathing in the sacred hentai waters. <UFGailorJupiter> well <UFGailorJupiter> hentai game music waters. <Bob_McBob> So what you mean is, you're going to download some porn and masturbate? <UFGailorJupiter> Bob: YES!
<v-ger> it's fun to hate people online - it's like a video game and sensitive people's feelings are like quad damage
<spil0ink> is it pronounced live or live? <Shit_Pifter> live <spil0ink> thanks <Shit_Pifter> np
<Unregistered> should I wank and get food, or order and have it come here? <Unregistered> er walk, I mean walk
<Scire> if Milla Jovavich was sucking me off, when I came in her mouth I'd scream, "BIG BA-DA-BOOM!"
(datacide) i just pissed out of the porch door and didn't notice the bitch from next door watching me :/
<eyeball> you know you're a geek when you run your webcam software to see what you look like instead of going to the bathroom mirror
* Quits: Infra (~Infra@GSCCC-2408C3A2.adams.net) (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Infra-))) * Infra- is now known as Infra * Infra >>> Auto Ghost Command Used On Infra <souletr> so do you really have to announce it? <souletr> thats like fucking someone and afterwards saying "hey, i fucked you"
<@unionguy> let me tell you what i did with my saxaphone <souletr> please don't start this off with one time at bandcamp...
<%Reaper_TDS> yea ridein cock is hard work huh <@Kodiake> I busted ass all day today and yesterday
<Hat> Someone explain this to me. <Hat> On an 80 minute CD <Hat> I somehow recorded 1 hour and 15 minutes of music <Lobot> That's 75 minutes. <Hat> ..... <Hat> oh. right. <Hat> Goddamn time.
<bunnyfufu> DAMNIT <bunnyfufu> MY BALLS HURT <FlyingAttackPorcupine> stop eating them <bunnyfufu> if only that was possible
<Hell[b0red|Number11|TV]> It was nice feeling power between teh legzz <Sup> that made me hungry
<CogNiTO> us can suck meh balls <FlyingAttackPorcupine> .... no it doesnt <FlyingAttackPorcupine> no it cant, your balls are too small to be sucked on.... they could, however, be inhaled through a straw <CogNiTO> well <CogNiTO> do that then
<DaFuror> ok <DaFuror> that about sucked <phac> what now daf? <DaFuror> I went out to my car to get my U1 about an hour ago <g3nocide> U1 ? <DaFuror> Sun Ultra 1 server <DaFuror> well, anyway <DaFuror> these three drunk kid come outta nowhere and one of them tried to jump me <g3nocide> LOL <DaFuror> I cracked his skull open with the U1 <DaFuror> just got done dealing with the fine upper arlington police dept <g3nocide> lol you hit him with a sun ultra one server <DaFuror> I can <g3nocide> LOL <DaFuror> t <g3nocide> omfg <DaFuror> wait to see the police report <g3nocide> you know you are a geek when, you protect yourself with server hardware
<vballa> i didnt know how to get to my friends place the other day... and suddenly i caught myself asking him for the URL to his house.
<EuroBrew> what is it with you people and your fascination with buttsex? you guys talk about it all the time, if you are gay just come out and say it already <EuroBrew> i just think you guys have some sexual identity issues if you go around saying shit like /me unfs chips and / me wants zee buttsex, and of course the ever popular /me licks teh cum off your wang
<D3adlode> penis * Fiona cuts it off and barbeques it * D3adlode dies <D3adlode> watch out for the creamy filling :d <Fiona> Mmmm, cream dawg
<Phillip> hi ex-wife <Phillip> whats up <FullySedated> my dick <FullySedated> why? <Phillip> never say that again
<Konsole> #include <iostream.h>
<Konsole> #include <stdlib.h>
<Konsole> #include <afterstepspenis.h>
<Konsole> #include <thatnakedchick.h>
<Konsole> #define hebangsher 1
<Konsole> int main(void)
<Konsole> {
<Konsole> while (hebangsher)
<Konsole> cout << "oh yeah!\n";
<Konsole> return 0;
<Konsole> }
<afterstep> yeah.
<Castor|Troy> xp is like microsoft and aol had a baby, and then aol dropped teh baby on its head
(Lesley): yea I like the night because fewer people are out in it (Lesley): then again (Lesley): everything is closed (Lesley): except the 24 hours wal mart (Supachikn): what is a wal mart? (Supachikn): what do they sell? (destiney): hehe (Lesley): haha (CoRPSe): it's like kmart (Supachikn): ok (destiney): they sell * (Supachikn): i wouldnt mind getting me some asterisks
<j4yj0hn> oh my god <j4yj0hn> the funniest shit happened last night <j4yj0hn> we were at a guys house and i had to piss, so i go into his parents bathroom <j4yj0hn> there was no soap so i look in the medicine cabinet <j4yj0hn> what do i see? <j4yj0hn> a big fucking bottle of viagra <j4yj0hn> so we get like 8 of them and feed them to this guys 9 year old brother <j4yj0hn> and he has had a bone for about 14 hours now <j4yj0hn> its fucking hilarious cause he had a physical for indoor soccer at noon <j4yj0hn> o laughed for about 4 hours strait <MrH2o> HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA <j4yj0hn> its great, we have about 6000 pics <MrH2o> damn that is dangrous <j4yj0hn> but a kid with a massive cock is hilarious