<byba> !xcon6 Alt_Support_Shyness_-_How_To_Pick_Up_Chicks.zip <byba> !xcon6 Alt_Support_Shyness_-_Shyman's_Guide_To_Meeting_Women.zip
Merimack05: like, how far away are you from st. louis? flynmonkeysattac: dunnu. i live south of st. louis. about a 15 minute drive from st. louis Merimack05: ok, your loser Merimack05: *closer flynmonkeysattac: are u sure that was a typo?
<PACHUKA> i was watching the wizard of oz and all i could think about was dorthy in 6 inch heels, completely shaved, chained up and with nipple clamps <mikey1207> LOL <mikey1207> i will never watch that movie the same again <Esttt> fuck, im eating breakfast you arsehole
<QueNazje> how you people can like classical music and not like the environment is disgusting <Schwazie> The 1812 Overture reminds me of a explosions used in strip mining
<JaG> whos taking me out to dinner tonight? <FairWtns> We could do a group thing. <FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner thing. <FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner meaning food thing. <FairWtns> Or we could just say fuck it and see if we could do the group thing. <JaG> being the only chic in here, im vehemently opposed to the group thing, i dont have that many orifices <FairWtns> Oh, I don't know, you have enough, I would say. <JaG> 4 guys, 1 girl <JaG> NOT enough orifices <FairWtns> Well, how are we defining 'orifice' <JaG> its gotta feel good to me too sweetums <FairWtns> Yeah yeah, "what's in it for me" <FairWtns> Typical female philosophy. <JaG> Better than whats in me for it?
<@`2L_verkink> eval('document.forms[0].elements[' +
elementCount + '].options[document.forms[0].elements[' +
elementCount + '].selectedIndex].value')
<@`2L_verkink> whats the probleM!?!?!?!?
<yods> the problem?
<yods> thats easy
<yods> i dont understand SQL
<yods> if i did
<yods> i might have a chance
<@`2L_verkink> if u did
<@`2L_verkink> it wouldn't help
<@`2L_verkink> cause
<@`2L_verkink> this is javascript
<preda> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its going to hit my cat <preda> err pen is
<Rainwulf> 89 percent of statistics are made up <GoofyShiVr> Rainwulf: the other 21% cant count
<Konsole> did your video card come in yet? <pushit> nope. <Konsole> those fuckers. <pushit> my mother got a mop in the mail today though. <Konsole> ah. <Konsole> that should make up for it. <pushit> yeah. <pushit> it's a sweet-ass mop. <Konsole> yeah.
<Mike_Works> If I ever killed myself, it'd be in front of a group of children. It'd just be a nice feeling knowing you've made a difference.
Sweetlilluv: Would you really fuck any random gurl? Ichiro number 1: Its a joke..a joke....see this is why guys dont talk to girls about sex.....gurls take everything to seriously
<Rev> Oh man. I just found my Classic Queen CD, but I also tripped and hit my face on a filing cabinet so the last few minutes have been a real mixed bag.
<Orian> Due to typing classes when I was six I have the keyboard memorized for the most part :P <RedComet> Ori: somebody ever told you you need a life? <Orian> Yes quite often <BlackMage> did you ever ask what the url was?
<punchcard> a little application logic goes a long way <DomMac> indeed I can see the possibilities for problems with that being pretty great unless the programmer took his time in designing the app. Since it is MS, one never really knows do they? <punchcard> hang on, I gotta take a nap after reading that long-ass sentence
<shane_work> socks go before shoes, underwear goes before pants, condom goes before penis <shane_work> whahoo <nem0> ...i don't think you can put the penis on AFTER the condom, yo
<pagan> have you ever sneezed while taking a shit? <pagan> explosive reaction, to say the least <goatgirl> you even been inside a woman when she sneezes? <goatgirl> major vagina clench <Juxta> yay for vagina clentch <goatgirl> i usually sneeze 5 times in a row <goatgirl> just think, 5 vaginal clenches is quick succession <pagan> im gonna throw ground peper in my wifes face tonight when im fucking her :D <goatgirl> hahahah
<_xxpunkerz> dude what are you going to major in for college? <Likwidoxigen> I'm gonna be a CS major... Why? <_xxpunkerz> WOAH!!! Dude you can major in Counterstrike?
<CorinTheCobb> omg i just opened a pic of a guy blowing himself while at work :( my boss is like right behind me!
<EvilJoven> the canadian navy has 2 submarines, the biggest mall in canada has 3 <EvilJoven> something is wrong with this country
<SA-MoP> damn. Its going to be a pain in the ass to find the movie "xxx" on kazaa when that comes out on dvd
<Prophecy> didnt know i was offering u a job <Buchwald> can you? please? mine sucks. <Prophecy> u can clean my toilets if u want <Prophecy> or polish my shoes <Prophecy> do u know how to spit shine <Prophecy> ? <Buchwald> spit shine? well when i was younger, i made some movies that i'm not proud of... <Buchwald> oh.. wait... you meant shoes
* Sjabby throws a keyboard at ZondrZout * Sjabby Quit <ZondrZout> I pressed ALT+F4 <Karyon> lol
·protanos· Having sex is like being level 1. Sure, it's exciting playing a new class, but it doesn't really get fun until you _know_ how to play the character. ·Siv· protanos, that is possibly the geekiest analogy i've ever had the displeasure of hearing
<MiniMizer> god damn it <MiniMizer> my hands are freezing <MiniMizer> I think I should wank right now <MiniMizer> bbl
<Kouban> My friend had a dog that ate a sock once, and it came out hole x_x <Chimerasame> .. <Crimsonmonkey> which hole <Kouban> FUCKING TYPO DIE ME
<Mentar_Ex> Having a huge debate about the war on drugs. <Mentar Ex> What's your take on it? <@Galleta> You know, I'm really divided on that subject, because I love war, and I love drugs, and I just hate to see them go at eachother. It's like a chick fight, only with tons of blood and no flesh.
<teh_xero> Elderly man robs pharmacy for the fourth time. Makes off with full stock of Viagra once again <OrgnGrndr> talk about a "hardened criminal"
<Tobywrk> i want that internet fridge!!!!!!! <Tobywrk> you set up a chair <Tobywrk> beat off while watching porn <Tobywrk> open it up and get a beer
<Sevastra> nasýlsýn? <RadioheaD> iyiyim sen <Sevastra> <-- Ýstanbul <RadioheaD> oðlum türkmüsün deðil misin <BLiZZ> <-- Wýll kýck your arse ýf you don't shut up
Krav: Y'know, yew can never tell how fast someone can run until yew set them on fire...
<KeeperZ> I want to make one of those 'scare the crap out of you' flash movies <KeeperZ> but have the 'horrific face' <KeeperZ> be the goatse.cx guy
<Angelz> ha <Angelz> I did not get flooded off! * Angelz (Angel@213.137.25.G9182=) Quit (Excess flood)
<Thought> i am about to sell the oldest disks in the world :d <Hoopy> those 5 1/4 inch floppys moses saved the 10 command prompts on?
tchristney: Cheating is like masturbation. Feels good while you're doing it but once you're finished it only emphasizes how empty and shallow your life really is.
RamAss has joined #subaru <RamAss> subaru is for gooks and niggers <RamAss> muahahahah <pagan> heh well atleast my nick does not insinuate im a homosexual :/
< zocor> anyone wanna watch a guy jerk off on cam < zocor> oh shit... wrong channel :/ < zocor> IGNORE THAT PLEASE'
<@blkhawk^^> i dont cyber <@blkhawk^^> its a waste of a wrist <@Duce> are you saying you double-fist it?
[@Archmage_Anasyn]: FUCKING HELL MICROSOFT ARE GAY [+Mr_Day]: Can a company be gay? [+Mr_Day]: Will it only sleep with other monopolies?
<cppdog-> :\ <cppdog-> I just got raped at the park <cppdog-> OS Uptime (WinME): 3hrs 55mins 35secs <scotteh> after a good rape, the first thing you really wanna do, is check yer uptime
<patchmonkey> After_8 - On the other hand, in 1995, a schoolteacher wrote to the Washington Post and stated, "I was told children are not to be expected to spell the following words correctly: back, big, call, came, can day, did, dog, down, get good, have, he, home, if, in ,is, it, like, little, man, morning, mother, my, night, off, out, over, people, play, ran, said, saw, she, some, soon, their, them, there, time, two, too, up, us, very, water, we <unstable_at-work> dog? a fscking kindergarden student can spell dof <Fraggy> hahahahaha @ unstable * unstable_at-work runs and hides now
<teek> tenchi, ebay! <_Tenchi_> bah fuck ebay <_Tenchi_> i wouldnt buy a $9 cutlery set off of ebay <fate-> heh, a friend of mine in London bought a chest of drawers off of ebay, had to go pick it up by car (an hour away) <fate-> it sucked and wasn't of high quality like he expected, so we took it back, and on the way smashed it up, and left it on the guy's doorstep
*** sCHrAnZeR has joined #jungle <sCHrAnZeR> ok is that Polish room ? <EllesDee> you mean this room? <EllesDee> yeah <EllesDee> we're all polish <EllesDee> but disguised cause no one likes us <sCHrAnZeR> czemu nikt nie lubi Was ? <sCHrAnZeR> :) <EllesDee> DISGUISE MAN! <EllesDee> speak english, people should think we're ordinary <EllesDee> otherwise the undercover will blow up and we'll all get k-lined <sCHrAnZeR> oh I didn't know <EllesDee> hmm.. <EllesDee> gee <sCHrAnZeR> I'm not good in mIRC *** sCHrAnZeR has quit IRC
<k3tty> nfi <APULYG> Whats nfi? <TBC> no fucking idea. <APULYG> Well shut up then if you dont know * TBC beats the crap out of APU for being s00pid.
<Gatsby> Glutamate to Lysine aat 487! <Insom_BF> what I can't figure out <Insom_BF> is how you manage to spell glutamate and lysine, but misspell 'at'
<SvenN00B> i have a script that'll msg me and tell me when people mention my name in rooms and stuff <SvenN00B> so i mentioned my own name and now it's in an endless loop telling me that SvenN00B mentioned my name and .. yeah .. it keeps on going :P *** SvenN00B has quit (Remote closed the connection)
<pimp^master> so u a girl or boy <triscuit> why you want to know <pimp^master> cuz i looking for a gf <triscuit> ah, well I should tell you irc is not the place to look, because there are tons of lying malicious people out there <triscuit> but I'm a female with large breasts
<s3ph> ^_^ <-----<<< <s3ph> ^_^ <-----<<< <s3ph> ^_^ <-----<<< <s3ph> ^_^ <-----<<< <s3ph> O_o <-----<<< <s3ph> o_O <-----<<< <s3ph> O_o <-----<<< <s3ph> O_O<-----<<< <s3ph> O_x----<<< <s3ph> <x_x--<<< <s3ph> <--x_x<<< <s3ph> <----x_x< <s3ph> ----<x_x <s3ph> --<<<x_x <s3ph> <<< x_x <s3ph> < x_x <s3ph> x_x
Join: Mr_Shroom (~Mr_Shroom@dt032n74.san.rr.com!) <Mr_Shroom> Good gracious. <Mr_Shroom> My ass is bodacious. <Mr_Shroom> I had no idea! <Mr_Shroom> Why was I not informed of my spanktacular backside? <Mr_Shroom> Eh? <Mr_Shroom> ... <Mr_Shroom> Don't make me lay waste to your cities! <Mr_Shroom> Fiiine. <Mr_Shroom> You big babies. Part: Mr_Shroom (~Mr_Shroom@dt032n74.san.rr.com) <Coan_Arcanius> he's right, he did look good leaving