<SA-MoP> damn. Its going to be a pain in the ass to find the movie "xxx" on kazaa when that comes out on dvd
<Prophecy> didnt know i was offering u a job <Buchwald> can you? please? mine sucks. <Prophecy> u can clean my toilets if u want <Prophecy> or polish my shoes <Prophecy> do u know how to spit shine <Prophecy> ? <Buchwald> spit shine? well when i was younger, i made some movies that i'm not proud of... <Buchwald> oh.. wait... you meant shoes
* Sjabby throws a keyboard at ZondrZout * Sjabby Quit <ZondrZout> I pressed ALT+F4 <Karyon> lol
·protanos· Having sex is like being level 1. Sure, it's exciting playing a new class, but it doesn't really get fun until you _know_ how to play the character. ·Siv· protanos, that is possibly the geekiest analogy i've ever had the displeasure of hearing
<MiniMizer> god damn it <MiniMizer> my hands are freezing <MiniMizer> I think I should wank right now <MiniMizer> bbl
<Kouban> My friend had a dog that ate a sock once, and it came out hole x_x <Chimerasame> .. <Crimsonmonkey> which hole <Kouban> FUCKING TYPO DIE ME
<Mentar_Ex> Having a huge debate about the war on drugs. <Mentar Ex> What's your take on it? <@Galleta> You know, I'm really divided on that subject, because I love war, and I love drugs, and I just hate to see them go at eachother. It's like a chick fight, only with tons of blood and no flesh.
<teh_xero> Elderly man robs pharmacy for the fourth time. Makes off with full stock of Viagra once again <OrgnGrndr> talk about a "hardened criminal"
<Tobywrk> i want that internet fridge!!!!!!! <Tobywrk> you set up a chair <Tobywrk> beat off while watching porn <Tobywrk> open it up and get a beer
<Sevastra> nasýlsýn? <RadioheaD> iyiyim sen <Sevastra> <-- Ýstanbul <RadioheaD> oðlum türkmüsün deðil misin <BLiZZ> <-- Wýll kýck your arse ýf you don't shut up
Krav: Y'know, yew can never tell how fast someone can run until yew set them on fire...
<KeeperZ> I want to make one of those 'scare the crap out of you' flash movies <KeeperZ> but have the 'horrific face' <KeeperZ> be the goatse.cx guy
<Angelz> ha <Angelz> I did not get flooded off! * Angelz (Angel@213.137.25.G9182=) Quit (Excess flood)
<Thought> i am about to sell the oldest disks in the world :d <Hoopy> those 5 1/4 inch floppys moses saved the 10 command prompts on?
tchristney: Cheating is like masturbation. Feels good while you're doing it but once you're finished it only emphasizes how empty and shallow your life really is.
RamAss has joined #subaru <RamAss> subaru is for gooks and niggers <RamAss> muahahahah <pagan> heh well atleast my nick does not insinuate im a homosexual :/
< zocor> anyone wanna watch a guy jerk off on cam < zocor> oh shit... wrong channel :/ < zocor> IGNORE THAT PLEASE'
<@blkhawk^^> i dont cyber <@blkhawk^^> its a waste of a wrist <@Duce> are you saying you double-fist it?
[@Archmage_Anasyn]: FUCKING HELL MICROSOFT ARE GAY [+Mr_Day]: Can a company be gay? [+Mr_Day]: Will it only sleep with other monopolies?
<cppdog-> :\ <cppdog-> I just got raped at the park <cppdog-> OS Uptime (WinME): 3hrs 55mins 35secs <scotteh> after a good rape, the first thing you really wanna do, is check yer uptime
<patchmonkey> After_8 - On the other hand, in 1995, a schoolteacher wrote to the Washington Post and stated, "I was told children are not to be expected to spell the following words correctly: back, big, call, came, can day, did, dog, down, get good, have, he, home, if, in ,is, it, like, little, man, morning, mother, my, night, off, out, over, people, play, ran, said, saw, she, some, soon, their, them, there, time, two, too, up, us, very, water, we <unstable_at-work> dog? a fscking kindergarden student can spell dof <Fraggy> hahahahaha @ unstable * unstable_at-work runs and hides now
<teek> tenchi, ebay! <_Tenchi_> bah fuck ebay <_Tenchi_> i wouldnt buy a $9 cutlery set off of ebay <fate-> heh, a friend of mine in London bought a chest of drawers off of ebay, had to go pick it up by car (an hour away) <fate-> it sucked and wasn't of high quality like he expected, so we took it back, and on the way smashed it up, and left it on the guy's doorstep
*** sCHrAnZeR has joined #jungle <sCHrAnZeR> ok is that Polish room ? <EllesDee> you mean this room? <EllesDee> yeah <EllesDee> we're all polish <EllesDee> but disguised cause no one likes us <sCHrAnZeR> czemu nikt nie lubi Was ? <sCHrAnZeR> :) <EllesDee> DISGUISE MAN! <EllesDee> speak english, people should think we're ordinary <EllesDee> otherwise the undercover will blow up and we'll all get k-lined <sCHrAnZeR> oh I didn't know <EllesDee> hmm.. <EllesDee> gee <sCHrAnZeR> I'm not good in mIRC *** sCHrAnZeR has quit IRC
<k3tty> nfi <APULYG> Whats nfi? <TBC> no fucking idea. <APULYG> Well shut up then if you dont know * TBC beats the crap out of APU for being s00pid.
<Gatsby> Glutamate to Lysine aat 487! <Insom_BF> what I can't figure out <Insom_BF> is how you manage to spell glutamate and lysine, but misspell 'at'
<SvenN00B> i have a script that'll msg me and tell me when people mention my name in rooms and stuff <SvenN00B> so i mentioned my own name and now it's in an endless loop telling me that SvenN00B mentioned my name and .. yeah .. it keeps on going :P *** SvenN00B has quit (Remote closed the connection)
<pimp^master> so u a girl or boy <triscuit> why you want to know <pimp^master> cuz i looking for a gf <triscuit> ah, well I should tell you irc is not the place to look, because there are tons of lying malicious people out there <triscuit> but I'm a female with large breasts
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Join: Mr_Shroom (~Mr_Shroom@dt032n74.san.rr.com!) <Mr_Shroom> Good gracious. <Mr_Shroom> My ass is bodacious. <Mr_Shroom> I had no idea! <Mr_Shroom> Why was I not informed of my spanktacular backside? <Mr_Shroom> Eh? <Mr_Shroom> ... <Mr_Shroom> Don't make me lay waste to your cities! <Mr_Shroom> Fiiine. <Mr_Shroom> You big babies. Part: Mr_Shroom (~Mr_Shroom@dt032n74.san.rr.com) <Coan_Arcanius> he's right, he did look good leaving
<milenko> brand new gaming pc $2500 <milenko> upgrades to play the latest games $500 <milenko> losing your girlfriend $0 <milenko> having a state of the art rig and spending all of your time bumming around on irc with other losers just like you PRICELESS
<daenonok> thats pretty funny...d4n just icqed me that there have been like 48k quotes submitted to bash <daenonok> and less than 10k made it in <daenonok> that means theres 38k ppl who wasted their time submitting crappy quotes <daenonok> thats pretty funny
<tn> !@)#(%&#R <tn> i absolutely DETEST doing tech support for pseudo-management <tn> "hey, i can't log in, it says my password is invalid or something, can you come upstairs and check?" <tn> so i go up and her bloody capslock is on <tn> i mean like, wtf <tn> they need to make Windows DE - Dummies Edition <tn> that will pull up all of the damn error messages BIG and BRIGHT along with the possible causes and bright colours <Peon> hahaha <Peon> poor tn =) <Peon> what's pseudo abt the management? <tn> everything., <Peon> what did u say to her? <tn> "your capslock was on. try again." <Peon> awww. that's too nice =) <tn> i agree <tn> i haven't received my increment yet though. <gampit> bah tn, you're no bofh thats for sure, you shouldve claimed her computer had an unhealthy color so it must contain a virus and then you shouldve smashed it to pieces <tn> that would have wasted too much time. i have better things to do, like access her email now that i've seen the password ;] <Peon> lol. from her typing? <tn> of course <Peon> i'm not that good =( <tn> when ppl type one finger at a time... <Peon> ^^
<snowdrake> no sooner do I upgrade my BIOS for >64GB support than, by all appearances, a kernel driver appears that supports the jumper option I disabled. <snowdrake> but BIOS native support is probably the better option. <MDK> It's a feature. "Annoying Updates" <MDK> In a 4098-bit encrypted folder in an invisible subdirectory. <MDK> I guessed the key by typing with two fingers.
<Shinji> Like a couple playing catch with an aborted fetus, atleast I caught my mistake.
<ChineseElite> dirty is a fsking prono in itself <ChineseElite> ahh shit ive been on net too long.. i just said prono
<pandabob> Dude, you want to catch bin Laden? Open an account in his name at Blockbuster, and don't return a few DVDs. <pandabob> *That'll* catch Bin Laden.
<Kyou|awaying> omfg i almost had a heart attack <Kyou|awaying> I FUCKING HATE STUPID ADS WITH SOUND >_< <HKR|Paper> LOL <HKR|Paper> Especially if it's a pr0n add, and your speakers are cranked and your parents are in the room next door <Kyou|awaying> my speakers are always cranked = <HKR|Paper> They suddenly hear "AH AH AH!" <HKR|Paper> "WTF IS THAT?!" they yell <HKR|Paper> Uh...my brothers rap cd's.
<GSValore> basic VMS system I configured a moment ago from compaq was like $33,000US <GenmaC> haha <GenmaC> "hmmm...get a car...get a VMS box...get a car...get a VMS box..."
Ibekev: yeah that does, I guess you never really know until you meet someone and I'm not trying to put any assumptions into any of this other than I am willing to meet new people and learn more about myself and them at the same time, I don't think you can go out there looking for you soul mate or whatever, it just happens but it won't happen if you're just sitting on your couch Keli_86: right..i completely agree with you Ibekev: So I guess the rule of thumb is to see this as a way to meet new friends and just see Keli_86: you couldnt have put it any better Ibekev: cool, so you wanna get naked and put your webcam back on?
<Abstract> must be nice to have an employer who pays you <lophyte> it is.. <lophyte> your employer don't pay you? <Abstract> nah my clients suck major ass <Abstract> and i hate them <lophyte> lol <Abstract> and the only thing i will ever code for them again is a spoon so they can eat my ass
<@nik0li> SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet. <@nik0li> Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice." <@prence_> shit, ill eat my own man-juice if it will help me lose 30 pounds!
<Rambozo> wow <Rambozo> the lights went out <Rambozo> it's blacker in here than monday nights on UPN
<demonrest> anyone know of a site that would be good to find out if there is a .net activation bypass? <Jaykul> demonrest? <Jaykul> you're not asking for warez HERE, are you? <Daemon> he already got the warez <Daemon> he needs the crack
<dokutake> i never saw the appeal of buttsex anyway <dokutake> i mean, receiving, there's a cock up your ass, and if you're giving, you're getting poo on your wang
<somebodyelse> The original message was received at Wed, 20 Nov 2002 21:07:42 -0600 <somebodyelse> from miaqfl-as-2-ip-6.atlantic.net [209.208.60.37] <somebodyelse> ----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors ----- <somebodyelse> <email@domain.com> <somebodyelse> (reason: 550 5.7.1 <email@domain.com>... relay attempt failed) <somebodyelse> ----- Transcript of session follows ----- <somebodyelse> ... while talking to mail.seekeywest.com.: <somebodyelse> >>> RCPT To:<email@domain.com> <somebodyelse> <<< 550 5.7.1 <email@domain.com>... relay attempt failed <somebodyelse> 550 5.1.1 <email@domain.com>... User unknown <somebodyelse> why do i get that? <dnky> because, no one would bother to email "email@domain.com"
<@playstation201> check the device manager silly <[TSE]SPaZED> where's that at? <@playstation201> right click on My Computer, click properties, then click hardware, then click device manager ..... <[TSE]SPaZED> im still looking for my computer <@playstation201> ok, then press and hold the windows key, and press the pause break key <@PSX_Cheatster> Oooo... ain't that fancy <@playstation201> impress at my hotkey skillz PSX_Cheatster? :-p <@PSX_Cheatster> Not really playstation201, I don't need to memorize silly hotkeys like that cause I'm smart enough to find My Computer...
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