* |taint| brushes qcommand hair back, traces lips gently with finger, staring into eyes...and then a kiss. <|taint|> omfg wrong one! <|taint|> =((((( <qcommand> OMG <Garak> LOL!!! <|taint|> !!!!! <Garak> ROFL!! <|taint|> gah <|taint|> rofl stfu =( <qcommand> i feel strange <Deena> eeewwwwww....... <|taint|> rofl <Deena> grossss..... <|taint|> i hit the wrong one damnit! <SCORPION> lol <SCORPION> Q has been tainted
<DruMorgan> Anyone remember Big Bird singing the song about the alphabet pronouncing it as one big word? <DruMorgan> AbkaDefGiJekylmanopriqstuvixez <MrSnazz> didn't that open up a gateway to hell or something?
Jahidi: like 10 minutes ago i was walking down the hall and it sounded like that ugly freak of nature with the unibrow that lives next door was fucking some other dude...freaked me out bbyhewie: really? Jahidi: yeah...but it must have been something else...couldn't have been that bbyhewie: how do you know, maybe he just happened to meet the most pathetic inbred dumbass cock-starved crackhead loser of all time and they're gonna live happily ever after. Jahidi: Nah, you wern't idle
<morgaSTFU> MBoffin: did you hear about the new IE hole? <MBoffin> The one they posted the code for on BugTraq? <Drg> i'm over the hype of the new ie hole heh.. had enough fun backdooring the girls on my msn list.. haahahahahaHAh <morgaSTFU> eeew <MBoffin> Drg, backdooring girls should be discussed in another channel, please
<xjeff> ya'll want to see how fast I can type? <Cereus> not really <Cereus> i'd be more interested in seeing how correctly you can type <xjeff> me dont know wat u tlkin bout <xjeff> ......... <Cereus> I, don't, what, you, talking, about <Cereus> congratulations. one word correct
<Chris_Away> On a UK keyboard the dash, the space bar and the 5 are all on the same key. <NapkinEater> YOU LIE!!! <Chris_Away> You5can't prove-that.
<ZeBFFd00d> oh yea, just set up my sixth CPU running Folding@Home <pl3x> you must be quite the ladies man
<milenko> september was much better for my downloads <Rudeboi> i've been too busy these last few months so mine has been down a bit <milenko> hahaha you dont dl coz you are busy. i dont dl coz ive got all the lesbian porn on kazaa
<kolby> dude...true story...Jacob was masturbating in our bathroom and the light doesn't work so instead of grabbing lotion, he lubed up his dick with ben-gay. I had to take him to the fucking hospital. It was like a movie. <Wes> hahahah <kolby> yea but hey, don't make fun of him, it's been a rough fuckin night <Wes> Ah come on <kolby> nah man, seriously *** Jacob has joined #e/n <kolby> HAHA! How's your red cock feel you fucking idiot?
<Rudeboi> winme does something that no chick will over do... continously goes down on me...
<@PhatBob> try smoking bud with pubic hairs in it, now that shit fucks you up <@neotek> if you're smoking your pubic hairs, i'm PRETTY SURE you're already fucked up.
<dysfunctional-24> only idiot use computers <neotek> i hardly like to point out the obvious irony, but...
<+PrincessKristen> --Thanks for the Voice, Magestryn-- Hêåvêñly åddoñ <+neotek> --Thanks for the making IRC a gayer place to be, Hêåvêñly åddoñ--
*** julia_roberts was kicked by neotek (banned: spamming) <@neotek> who would have thought that a successful actress like julia roberts would stoop to spamming her "phat pic site"
<Schoonzie> dude <Schoonzie> 16 <ApoIIyon> but like. cmon.. SHE IS SIXTEEN <Schoonzie> getting her kit off <Schoonzie> unpopular? <Schoonzie> i dont think so <ApoIIyon> illegal? <ApoIIyon> i think so
<+jadedragon> so are any of you boys going to talk to me? <@neotek> do you have nude pics? <+jadedragon> nope <@neotek> then probably not.
<@neotek> i saw the best book title today <@neotek> 'the complete idiots guide to religion'
<@neotek> can you imagine how many neck injuries occur each year from camwhores with small tits trying to lick their nipples?
<Trahen0ts> nobody loves me <Trahen0ts> that's it <Usiel> grow boobs. i'll love you <Trahen0ts> *turn up polka* <Trahen0ts> how do you know I don't have boobs? <Usiel> your picture <Trahen0ts> that could be somebody else <Usiel> looks like you <Trahen0ts> how do you know? <Usiel> i saw you <Trahen0ts> when? <Usiel> couple years ago <Trahen0ts> .. <Trahen0ts> that coulda been somebody else. <Usiel> kind of an elaborate hoax just to fool me <Trahen0ts> well, I'm an elaborate guy <Trahen0ts> I have boobs, trust me
<Usual> i'd convert to catholicism if i could have my book back <Usual> oh here it is <Usual> shit <Usual> you think god saw that?
<Sock_Monkee> woot, the hot checkout girl at the market was checking me out again today <OceanWave_> of course she was checking you out, you were in the fucking supermarket line!
<Drull> OMG <Drull> ARE ANY OF YOU WATCHING CNN??? <CowWEB> no whats going on? <ego-man> ???? <ego-man> what channel is cnn? <Drull> i dunno, nothing probably. was just wondering if anyone was watching cnn <LadyNikki> lol <ego-man> fucker, i turned on my tv for the first time in weeks. for nothin
( cyc ) brb <-- ( Quit ) cyc (~cyc@nixhelp-23078.esatclear.ie) has quit. Reason: (Quit: [X]chat - Who gives a dayum!) ( Cybermutt4 ) oi ( Cybermutt4 ) that kid is annoying --> ( join ) cyc (~cyc@nixhelp-23078.esatclear.ie) joined (# linux). ( Cybermutt4 ) welcome back
<niglet3> my "father" sent me a mail with an image (joke about florida's voting procedure, has a picture of some fisher-price toy) -- the source? forum.incesttaboo.com ...
<DieHard> I was lagging so bad it felt like i was shouting binary codes through a pay phone.
<CaptainCanada231> So wait, I should grow the goatse? <CaptainCanada231> *goatee
(|Lenore|) why does windows even bother giving estimates? the times change by 5 minutes every thirty seconds...
<+DrDiamond> I had a hot dog in Steamboat Springs Colorado at the Kum n' Go market <+DrDiamond> no joke <+DrDiamond> terrible name <@kelea> least it wasn't in Climax, Colorado. <+DrDiamond> I'll bet Climax has one <+DrDiamond> it's a chain <@kelea> lordy. A chain of Kum 'n Go sounds like my date life.
<blu|tired> you tried to compartmentalise and detach yourself from your emotional response to the book and approach it abstractly, trying to purify the visual essence of your own thoughts and feelings. <blu|tired> so you made a sqaure <blu|tired> a purple square
Rabid Llama: heh, somebody should legally change their name to "8==D" Rabid Llama: so they could just draw a penis instead of signing
<CHAT Phut> I'm a rebel. <CHAT Phut> Yesterday, I crossed the street and I only looked TO THE LEFT! <CHAT Phut> (you are supposed to look both ways)
<loucura> She just accused me of having an affair with my router. <loucura> Route me baby Route me! Oh! Oh yah! Oh! <ivan> damnit my packets aren't going through <loucura> ivan: That's because you're using the CONDOM flag
<Girl_Type_Zhanma> I LOVE irl... the internet can go suck cock in hell for all i care XP
> HyperShadowDC gets in barrel (Scott) A barrel of homosexuals? Where do I sign up?!
<The-Fighter> i'm not a penis-driven tennager, unlike some people in this room <The-Fighter> *cough* <BlazeHedgehog> MY PENIS DRIVES ME TO WORK EVERY DAY :D
<Trousers> Man. Comments about sperm always quiet channels. I still don't know why.
<Trousers> In the game of sex, nearly getting laid is no feat whatsoever. <Sep|MIDIscroungingstillstick> almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades
<krypt> note to self: never tell a girl she's not tight <Bigbacon> did you? <krypt> yeah <krypt> i told her best friend last night <Bigbacon> what was her responce? <krypt> her best friend was like <krypt> 'she wanted you to think she was a virgin' and i was like 'i never thought she was a virgin' 'she wasn't tight enough' <krypt> then i was like <krypt> 'she has small boobs with big nipples too' <krypt> and her friend was like <krypt> I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF
* BlazeHedgehog is playing through Links Awakening right now as we speak; for the first time <Arrow> FIRST TIME?! <BlazeHedgehog> I've owned the game for two years; I was just really lazy about it. But now I've gotten into the habit of taking my GBC in with me when I go to take a crap. :B <Arrow> Those must be long dumps if you got all the way to Dungeon 7 off of it
fastfido2000: I'm still puzzled on how that chunk fit through my hole... fastfido2000: It's SCARY. Kefka505: .... Kefka505: Whoa, wait, start over. fastfido2000: Weren't we talking about my "artistic vision?" Kefka505: I sure as hell hope we were. O.o;
<Freezer> crap whered i put my assignment paper for the access thing --> twentydead has joined #linux <twentydead> in ur butt <-- twentydead has left #linux <twentydead_serv> man who was that <Freezer> i wonder
(@|TripleH|) would you let a guy blow you for $1 million ? (EnronExec) 500 dollars (EnronExec) you can blow me for 500 dollars
(flawed) personally i like to take a shit on one boys chest and jerk off while the other one spells out "i love you flawed" in shit
(sh) i leave for two minutes and you guys are estimating the ejaculatory capacity of young boy's digestive systems