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#46777 [ + | - ] 646
<@`2L> South Korea is to spend nearly twenty billion dollars
to hook up every household in the country to broadband
internet.
<@`2L> South Korea, where 60% of the country's 48 million
citizens surf, is to ensure all homes can receive broadband
connections by 2005, reports BBC.
<@`2L> The Korean Government is funding loans of 13.3 trillion
won (around 20 billion Australian dollars) to the country's
biggest telecom company, KT Corp, and ISPs to enable the
massive infrastructure project.
<div> 20 billion on diablo. starcraft and pr0n
<div> best govt ever
#46774 [ + | - ] 37
[StorDuff] wtf, he left. i cant even pick up people (gay or
not) on irc :(
#46773 [ + | - ] 257
<Kcom> Anyone know what's it called when someone drinks sperm?
<elSandros> Disgusting.
#46771 [ + | - ] 30
<sean> That'd be cool megwen if you guys menstrated an actual
period, or that Walmart smily face period guy that drops
prices
#46767 [ + | - ] 133
<Slack> *sigh* yes sir. **kneels** ((lol))
<MaximumMango> > ((lol)) <--- doesn't that look kinky in an
ascii sort of way?
<Dest> Yes.
<Dest> It looks like something I'd like to put my penis in.
#46766 [ + | - ] 124
<Titan> Where is everyone?
<GOLDNFIRE> up fizis ass
<Alby> that is sad ;(
<GOLDNFIRE> ya
<GOLDNFIRE> from what they say his sister a small dog + 4
homeless people are there as well
#46763 [ + | - ] 109
<Lowbrow> She needs an ass fucking
<rooster> shes 60
<Lowbrow> oh.
<PamelaPeaks> ...
#46760 [ + | - ] 242
<RamonG> where are hash tables stored when you create
<fuzion-work> plz refrain from using any sort of drug related
words in here
#46759 [ + | - ] 215
<Kash_> ouch! cheeze is hot when worn
#46757 [ + | - ] 151
<Molson> Yeah...Good idea
<Jouka> Hell bitch the wieght would drop like hell
<Molson> I see it now:   Ultra-Diet, lose over 50 pounds in a
month
<Molson> Course no where on the bottle tell them they are
ingesting tape worm eggs.
#46754 [ + | - ] 151
* osmaker wonders if u have a broken software CD and email it
back to the 'publisher', if they will replace it for free.
<Gnimsh> Publisher=MS?
<osmaker> sure
<osmaker> any publisher
<Gnimsh> How do you email them a cd?
<osmaker> dunno for sure
#46750 [ + | - ] 116
<PureNRG> Is it ok if a parent forks a few children then dies,
leaving the children to finish what they have to do then die
themselves later ? or should the parent stay doing nothing and
reap the kids ?
<boog2> It's tragic if children die before their parents.
#46748 [ + | - ] 130
<TonyD> wtf is wrong with ztnet?
<Pr3ttyF1y> tonyd: blame lev
<TonyD> i already did, it didn't help
#46745 [ + | - ] 328
<Mojo> FF games never appealed to me
<Mojo> i feel unique and smart
<Mojo> and less nerdy
<Mojo> wait i never was nerdy
<Mojo> YEA
<Threeboy> hey, NEWS FLASH YOU'RE ON GODDAMN IRC!
#46744 [ + | - ] 511
<_Tenchi_> i also start feeling old when i see all these new
fangled colors in
M&Ms and Lucky Charms
<Vulpyne> Didn't they only used to be like brown and yellow?
<_Tenchi_> yeah
<_Tenchi_> these days i cant tellw hether im eating M&Ms or
skittles
<rs> tenchi:  mix 'em together and you've got S&Ms
#46741 [ + | - ] 77
<stonr> woulda been fun
<stonr> if i wasn't getting raped constantly
#46738 [ + | - ] 172
[00:49:53] * Wynn is now known as Wynn|ZzzZ
[00:50:14] * Gothmog is now known as Goth|aslp
<Goth|aslp> nightall
<Wynn|ZzzZ> geez.. don't make it too obvious..
<Wynn|ZzzZ> at least wait 5 mins, dammnit.
<Goth|aslp> i cant. i want you i need you oh baby oh baby
<Wynn|ZzzZ> you *wish* you were Julia Stiles.
<Wynn|ZzzZ> heck, *I* wish you were Julia Stiles.
<Goth|aslp> lol
#46737 [ + | - ] 124
<Wynn> Hey, my face is my fortune.. and that's why I'm broke.
#46736 [ + | - ] -42
<soap> people with crooked pensis are innately gay because
they fit in asses better
#46735 [ + | - ] 226
<soapZOMBIE> when you go to college, you'll be the "old guy"
in class
<soapZOMBIE> everyone will say "what the hell is that old guy
doing here at college?"
<demizius> better than the bald guy right?
<soapZOMBIE> i wear hats
#46731 [ + | - ] 38
<Hunam> waggy: damn, how old is she, 1?
<waggy> Hunam: no she is like 9 now. but i think she is
haveing surgery to fix it soon
#46730 [ + | - ] 269
<RndmLeon> Well as I'm on this network all the time I suppose
I might as well camp here as well
* RndmLeon prods Asimov
<Ankheg> good kid. stand by for assimilation
*** Ankheg sets mode: +o RndmLeon
<Ankheg> assimilation complete
<RndmLeon> Argh, No ple.... Drone ready
#46726 [ + | - ] 93
(sean) OMFG
(sean) dominos came
(sean) and when dominos comes
(sean) sean cums
(BigRo2k2) ok, and what?
(BigRo2k2) ok buddy
(BigRo2k2) you are a little too excited for shitty pizza man
#46724 [ + | - ] -14
[BD]NDI is away: Curling out nice long strands of Shite
nick: ([BD]NDI) is now known as ([BD]NDI|Shoite)
(Dunceor) spam
#46723 [ + | - ] 14
(Torben): a friend of mine drank a glass of vomit for another
small frat, although he could have said no to that
(Torben): he got 90 euros for it but i would still never do
that
(Alomar): didnt he drink a glass of piss, threw that up and
someone else drank that piss-vomit?
(Torben): err another friend drank the piss first
(bananana): what the fuck is wrong with people?
(Biggdogg): yea, id tell them to shove that up their frathappy
asses, heh
(Torben): i'm now confusing things, the piss-drinker got the
90 euros, the other one got nothing
([TE]Plantman): lol
(Torben): but still
(Biggdogg): piss drinker. something to be proud of, heh
(Torben): :p
([TE]Plantman): which is worse? Doing something like that for
free, or doing it for money? In one you're sort of a
prostitute...in the other you're just stupid :p
(bananana): you can fuck a thousand men and noone will say a
thing.. but drink piss once and you're branded as a
piss-drinker for life
#46721 [ + | - ] 204
<Baker> Can't sleep properly now... was bad rolling over and
the missus wasn't there :(
<Vindictive> I wouldn't be able to sleep if someone WAS there
to roll on :P
<Baker> Na - its an amazing feeling - rolling over half asleep
and getting a cuddle...
<Vindictive> lol, don't know it :P
<Vindictive> Does a cat count?
#46720 [ + | - ] 612
<Buck> Light travels faster then sound, thats why people seem
bright until you hear them...
#46717 [ + | - ] 147
<Molson> Yeah...Good idea
<Jouka> Hell bitch the wieght would drop like hell
<Molson> I see it now:   Ultra-Diet, lose over 50 pounds in a
month
<Molson> Course no where on the bottle tell them they are
ingesting tape worm eggs.
<Jouka> Bwahahaha
<Cindy728> um.....ew....
#46716 [ + | - ] 26
<ateteen> somery: I'm a professional Common Lisp developer and
faraday-cage technician.
<sklib> if you mention common lisp again
<sklib> I will fucking put a knife up your butt
<sklib> and carve myself a hamburger
#46714 [ + | - ] 205
<Duker900> I wonder if quasar dreams in C++
<Duker900> quasar would like try to have a wet dream
<Duker900> and he'd get compile errors
<Duker900> "ERROR: func_erection is undefined"
#46712 [ + | - ] 242
<_molly_> i only shower when i A: smell, or B: fall into the
mudd
<melf> Does B happen a lot ?
#46711 [ + | - ] 51
<qrg> i dont want to commercialize my orgasms
#46708 [ + | - ] 655
<Spooky42> omg i just stabbed myself in the face with a
corncob holder thing
<Funky_> hahahahahahah
<Funky_> is it bad?
<Spooky42> its bleeding a little..
<Funky_> :(
<Spooky42> i got butter on it too :(
<Funky_> ok...
<Funky_> so... WHY did you stab yourself in the face with a
corncob holder thing?
<Spooky42> im not sure quite how it happened :(
<Funky_> wtf
<Funky_> you don't know how you stabbed yourself in the face?
<Spooky42> i was eating corn. and it slid out of the corncob
and i went to slide it in real quick and it didnt line up with
the previous holes and it slid off into my cheek
<Funky_> HAHAHAHAH
<Spooky42> it hurts!
<Funky_> sorry
<Funky_> It's just too funny
<Spooky42> i dropped my corn too!
#46704 [ + | - ] 282
<Swedishfish> he encodes to .rm
<Swedishfish> he cant say shit about divx encoded eps being
shitty
<neclimdul> that's not even encoding
<EddyB43> RM is destruction.
<EddyB43> I might as well fire up BMP and draw crappy pictures
of a show while it airs.
#46701 [ + | - ] 461
<datacide> well
<datacide> and always remember the old saying...
<datacide> no cock is as hard as life
<Rjx> I've never heard that one
<debutante> uh
<debutante> me either
<debutante> FREAK
<Rjx> I think that should have been the line in Forrest Gump
#46700 [ + | - ] 526
(+Kazimierz) Groundhog Day is on TV so much it's as if the
film's really happening
#46699 [ + | - ] 148
(+Ruskins) AeroBob doenst like star wars, so hes clearly a BIG
FAG
(+Normandy) I think he was referring to your sexual
orientation actually
(+Kazimierz) I thought he meant he was a giant cigarette
#46698 [ + | - ] 127
<pantherqs> all this freaky shadow government shit they got
setup now
<_Tonto> yeah, they can run it from AF1
<_Tonto> kind of like PC Anywhere
<_Tonto> except
<_Tonto> it's Congress anywhere
#46696 [ + | - ] -4
<|TripleH|> i prefer my ladies dead, and just before
rigamortis sets in
#46695 [ + | - ] 600
<beretta> i just sneezed and smashed my face into my knee!
<beretta> boy is my face red
<mischief> embarassing :P
<beretta> no, blood.
#46691 [ + | - ] 208
<pantherqs> i wonder what masturbation in the dark under
strobe light with fluorescent paint on your penis and a black
light would look like...
#46687 [ + | - ] 74
<Gusty> being black would be cool
<Gusty> you could have your own neighbourhood
<Gusty> where the cops are afraid to go
#46683 [ + | - ] 190
(energize) wanna blow me?
(Wickey) wanna earn my trust back??
(energize) can i do both at the same time?
#46681 [ + | - ] -71
(panthernt) but theres this big black-ish cloud in detroit's
general direction
<energize> that's just niggers reflecting into the sky
#46679 [ + | - ] 221
<hoedje> how can I see witch hda I can mount?
<ymir> You don't mount witches.
<ymir> Because, I don't think they'll appreciate it.
#46677 [ + | - ] 7
(pantherqs) isnt there some gradeschool playground you should
be stalking or something?
<Gusto> oh buddy
<Gusto> there are TWO, count em, TWO grade schools right
beside my apartment
<Gusto> little jewish preschoolers running around
<Gusto> one day i'm going to snap a load on one of their
beanies
#46675 [ + | - ] 116
<energize> either we play ghost recon or i make a lame attempt
to beat off.. realize i'm too loaded and end up passing out
with my dick in my hand
#46673 [ + | - ] 328
<bean-> penises are cute!
<carmzz> they look like little darth vaders
#46672 [ + | - ] 686
<@elver> well, some relatives came over on sunday, brought
some peanut butter
<@elver> and on that peanut butter, there's a label: "25% less
fat than peanut butter"
<@elver> and just under that there was "peanut butter" as the
product type
<@elver> so i've been puzzled for two days now - wtf is it? it
cant be peanut butter and yet it claims to be and tastes as
shitty as peanut butter
<@elver> it's like one of those questions, "if a tree falls in
the forest and there is nobody around, will it make a sound"
<@X-G> like, a koan?
<@elver> i mean, i look at that label and i wonder - if this
is peanut butter and it has 25% less fat than peanut butter
then is it really peanut butter?
<@elver> a koan?
<@X-G> yah, koan.
<@X-G> A puzzling, often paradoxical statement or story, used
in Zen Buddhism as an aid to meditation and a means of gaining
spiritual awakening.
<@elver> so Buddha likes peanut butter then i guess
<@elver> that peanut butter is my spiritual guide from now on
#46671 [ + | - ] 297
<flawed> if you go test drive a jaguar they should give you a
free neon
<flawed> as a gift